Massage Parlor Reports

**Usgyinyang** · 06-21-19 22:50

Originally Posted by TwoBlueBalls [View Original Post]

Appreciate the tip on Bobo. That's a monkeys name! Ai yaaa!

Can corroborate. Bobo not a great experience. Bad massage, haggles / upsells HARD. I think she quoted me 80 for the standard ending. After basically just sitting on me and rubbing my back. Needless to say when I held firm the ending was mechanical AF. She insisted I come back and try sombody else though, so at least she's a team player.

**Lizard24** · 06-21-19 21:07

Originally Posted by TwoBlueBalls [View Original Post]

Hope I don't fall into that category because she's not my type and her pics are clearly from her prime days, but she gave me a great massage, fixing my tight neck, shoulders, back and legs! With my eyes closed, in massage bliss, she gives one of the best HJs I've ever had and can suck a duck with the best of them! Maybe her service dropped because a lot of you guys are tipping like a half hour 40/40 spa after she gives you a three hour massage, HJ, BBBJ and lets you fuck her as long as you want! IMO, she's a great deal for a nice long therapeutic massage and blue balls relief. Please, no haters, just my two cents.

No haters. Just others put their two cents just like yours. As AmpFan09 said. Sad to see it happen. But it is happening.

**PaperBack** · 06-21-19 19:28

Originally Posted by Lion1 [View Original Post]

Mid-year roundup.

Excellent! Thanks for the detailed reviews!

**TwoBlueBalls** · 06-21-19 16:09

Hope I don't fall into that category because she's not my type and her pics are clearly from her prime days, but she gave me a great massage, fixing my tight neck, shoulders, back and legs! With my eyes closed, in massage bliss, she gives one of the best HJs I've ever had and can suck a duck with the best of them! Maybe her service dropped because a lot of you guys are tipping like a half hour 40/40 spa after she gives you a three hour massage, HJ, BBBJ and lets you fuck her as long as you want! IMO, she's a great deal for a nice long therapeutic massage and blue balls relief. Please, no haters, just my two cents.

Originally Posted by AmpFan09 [View Original Post]

I had no idea this site was back. Or at least in a new form. Anyway I have had problems with her twice now. Sad to see it happen. I really liked the milking table.

**TwoBlueBalls** · 06-21-19 15:57

Originally Posted by MisterTwinkies [View Original Post]

I haven't been in a while (I usually only partake around SDCC time, so) but Erin has always been a blast of a provider. Speaks real good English and has a nice body, not rail thin, but not super thick either. I recommend her, YMMV on the HJ if it's your first time but she's really approachable, if she's having fun shooting the shit and teasing you ask for the HJ. It's not too cheap a place though so don't expect 40/40.

Damn man, that's a fantastic post right there. Thanks.

Looking forward to hearing about the current line-up. If you see Buobuo / Bobo avoid her like the plague, she's not worth it.

Appreciate the tip on Bobo. That's a monkeys name! Ai yaaa!

**MisterTwinkies** · 06-21-19 13:21

Originally Posted by Kramer711 [View Original Post]

Anyone have any feedback on Bangkok Day Spa on 4th in the Gaslamp Quarter? Hoping they offer table shower and he. Any word?

I haven't been in a while (I usually only partake around SDCC time, so) but Erin has always been a blast of a provider. Speaks real good English and has a nice body, not rail thin, but not super thick either. I recommend her, YMMV on the HJ if it's your first time but she's really approachable, if she's having fun shooting the shit and teasing you ask for the HJ. It's not too cheap a place though so don't expect 40/40.

Originally Posted by InFocus28 [View Original Post]

I've been visiting the area somewhat regularly, and have made it a point to drop in at Z's in Mission Valley as often as I can. I don't request a particular masseuse, just walk in and take what I get. Thought I'd share a little summary of my year so far:

Damn man, that's a fantastic post right there. Thanks.

Originally Posted by TwoBlueBalls [View Original Post]

My next stop is North to Mesa Ridge (Flanders) where a little birdie claims some sexy delights are waiting for me! Happy hunting why'all!

Looking forward to hearing about the current line-up. If you see Buobuo / Bobo avoid her like the plague, she's not worth it.

**DosCocos** · 06-21-19 02:00

Originally Posted by LoveTheRub2 [View Original Post]

Hey Doscocos, you forgot to mention you spa and you Massage in Lemon Grove and Casa de oro area. BTW Doscocos, I just joined this site. LTR.

Was wondering when you would show. Asked a couple we knew and a few come here. It's good to know you'll be adding info. Thanks for shout. Fairly new Open in lower Spring Valley called Amber Massage Spa. Chinese, standard set up. So far a Kelly and a May.

**DosCocos** · 06-21-19 01:48

Originally Posted by BlueSkyBlue [View Original Post]

I've been told before that the no name place on Ronson and 305 Rosencrantz as well as Flanders on Mesa Ridge Court were all the same owner.

But now two out of the three (that I know of) are closed.

Is it just because of the landlords deciding to re-purpose the property and not renew a lease?

Or was the owner told to close shop and get out of town? I don't think these were slow and unprofitable businesses they were as busy as any other place in the area if not more so.

Just a case of inquiring minds want to know.

Anybody have any insights please post or PM me.

Looks like report is correct. You remember Alice? She was at Ocean Breeze last fall. Seemed another connecting shop. Been there since, no sign of her but they are busy on Miramar when you consider not too far in the past there were many other places out there. Slight other threads Blue Sky (Clairemont) and Perfecta (El Cajon).

**TwoBlueBalls** · 06-21-19 00:53

Originally Posted by CoffeeLake1151 [View Original Post]

Are Ewa tits real or bolt ons?

The most asked question I get is are the tits real or man made. Since all five of your posts are one sentence questions, you'll have to find out for yourself and hopefully contribute a post with something of value.

**CoffeeLake1151** · 06-20-19 20:57

Originally Posted by TwoBlueBalls [View Original Post]

Seems like there are new gals at the V weekly and many times twice in a week. Had an awesome time with Ewa! The youngest of the bunch and closest to my age which is a rare find for me. I mentioned this and she said the same with her clients. Not much of a massage but more than makes up for it with her BBBJ, DT, DFK and sweet juicy young puss! Like her predecessor Cici, she encouraged multiple pops, but wasn't as keen to join me in the shower. I miss Cici's post massage showers! Ai yaaa! JoJo is still there and is a seductive MILF that always satisfies with her massage and other talents! Ida gives a decent massage and is as sweet as they cum! She seems shy, but once the clothes come off she transforms into a nympho! My next stop is North to Mesa Ridge (Flanders) where a little birdie claims some sexy delights are waiting for me! Happy hunting why'all!

Are Ewa tits real or bolt ons?

**TwoBlueBalls** · 06-20-19 20:13

Watching "Adam Ruins the Wild West" reveals how prostitutes actually helped settle the West. Can't help but notice the many similarities between the narrative in this show and our favorite working girls. Never learned this in history classes.

https://www.trutv.com/shows/adam-rui...wild-west.html

**TwoBlueBalls** · 06-20-19 15:19

Seems like there are new gals at the V weekly and many times twice in a week. Had an awesome time with Ewa! The youngest of the bunch and closest to my age which is a rare find for me. I mentioned this and she said the same with her clients. Not much of a massage but more than makes up for it with her BBBJ, DT, DFK and sweet juicy young puss! Like her predecessor Cici, she encouraged multiple pops, but wasn't as keen to join me in the shower. I miss Cici's post massage showers! Ai yaaa! JoJo is still there and is a seductive MILF that always satisfies with her massage and other talents! Ida gives a decent massage and is as sweet as they cum! She seems shy, but once the clothes come off she transforms into a nympho! My next stop is North to Mesa Ridge (Flanders) where a little birdie claims some sexy delights are waiting for me! Happy hunting why'all!

**Lion1** · 06-20-19 13:32

Mid-year roundup.

Met these two at a condo in LaJolla / UTC area shared with two other providers. Easy to find. Residential street parking. Safe. Clean.

Cici / Cecilia. Pretty face. Body a bit thicker than her pics suggest. I'd say pics are otherwise real. Nice personality, convo was pleasant and friendly like you're chatting with the girl next door. Decent medium pressure massage. Good sensual teasing and a nice hand finish. Massage was topless with respectful touching. 160/ hour. An option for nude with body slides on a futon is available for 220. https://sandiego.rubratings.com/143106.

Kim / Kimberly Rockin' body, but not much else going on. Most of her pics are fake, but generally representative of her body. Kind of detached attitude, massage was disorganized. She kept stopping to go across the room for more oil / lotion. Hand finish was OK, but I had already lost interest because I knew I wouldn't be back. 160/ hour. An option for nude with body slides on a bed is available for 220. https://sandiego.rubratings.com/145896.

Met this one at an office building in Point Loma. Easy large commercial parking lot:

Nina Brazilian. Nice body. Real pics. Decent medium pressure massage skills. Light teasing before the flip, good 2-hand technique for the finish. 160 of 45 minutes. I didn't inquire about extras. https://sandiego.rubratings.com/133214.

Met this one at an office building on Balboa. Parking in a small lot behind the building:

Kira Thai girl. Tall, pretty face. Nice thin body with A-cups. Not the girl in the pics that show a face. Very polite. Good massage skills. Respectful mutual touch. Nice hand finish. 40 + 50 tip for topless 30 minutes. Second trip I went for a full hour. Nude with body slides. Simulated 69/ RCG position, but no DATY allowed (No BJ either, still just a hand finish). Still a great view! 60+120 tip. She seems to come and go. No recent ad and didn't respond to my last appointment request. https://sandiego.rubratings.com/126491.

**MichaelOhSix** · 06-20-19 12:05

Anybody know of that Latina talent here? Also, rates? Yes I searched the forums to no avail. Thanks in advance!

**In Focus 28** · 06-19-19 19:17

Originally Posted by CduBonusG [View Original Post]

I'm in the same boat. 2 bits of advice. 1) KY Duration Spray- it helps. 2) YES, ask for 2 pops! It doesn't even have to be with 2 girls. I have not had a 2 girl massage so I have no advise on that end but definitely don't be afraid to ask for 2 pops and in my opinion 60 is a fair tip for that (w/ 1 girl). I've had some that suggest mentioning this at the beginning of the massage so they can do 1 pop before massage and 1 pop after which would obviously give a better chance to reset.

Thanks for the suggestions! I can normally hold out pretty well when I'm with a familiar person. But part of the excitement of MPs for me is seeing where things go in a new situation with a new person, and that added excitement sometimes brings things too close to the edge.