Massage Parlor Reports

[Bentaki]

Always, always search names in the forum, as well as phone numbers on Google, before jumping in. Others who've had bad experiences with her have posted over the years.

At least you did better than many by getting a nice finish without her getting angry at you.

http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/sear...archid=2513723

I'm game to try any kind of massage experience anywhere around the world from seedy backstreet joints to classy places but I'm going to pass on seeing this one, who as per her website believes that Adam and Eve were astronauts who came to Earth from Jupiter around 500,000 years ago, and that both Trump and Obama are reincarnated Egyptian pharaohs.

[Titan Omega]

Returned to Bamboo one day while in the neighborhood.

Greeted by the newbie. Her massage wasn't as good as the other two but she had a way bigger chest than the other two ladies so I was looking forward to getting them out.

On the flip she went right into a great nova technique and I asked for her unleash the ladies and she brought them out for some nursing. I asked for something else that was standard with the other 2 ladies and she tried to upcharge me for it. I told her that her counterparts do that standard and she gave me an itemized bill that included a huge upcharge for just nursing! I said nevermind those prices are too crazy for me. She put the ladies away and somehow still I had a great finish. She definitely has a more expansive menu than the others but you can do younger and less else where.

[NyHornet]

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...sa/8231528.htm

Has anyone seen Annie and are these pictures real her? $160 per hour might be worth it depending on if she looks like that and the service includes certain upgrades. But if the rate is due to GPS, then maybe too much.

[Bunker Buster]

Went to see Nena last week. https://www.simplyexquisitemassage.com/ Nice safe place. A reasonably good massage but this gal is literally crazy. Her picture is also maybe 10 years old. Did a nice finish. No OTC or UTC. OK if you wear your aluminum foil hat. PM if you want more specifics.

Always, always search names in the forum, as well as phone numbers on Google, before jumping in. Others who've had bad experiences with her have posted over the years.

At least you did better than many by getting a nice finish without her getting angry at you.

http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/sear...archid=2513723

[BCommodore]

Anyone know if FS available here? I've had hit and miss at edenmodels and secret temptation. No luck at blue gems.

https://www.discreettempus.com/

Interested in this as well! Not necessarily looking for FS, but just good quality and selection of ladies. I've had luck with FS at those places too, but never heard of discrettempus.

[BoatMan3]

Went to see Nena last week. https://www.simplyexquisitemassage.com/ Nice safe place. A reasonably good massage but this gal is literally crazy. Her picture is also maybe 10 years old. Did a nice finish. No OTC or UTC. OK if you wear your aluminum foil hat. PM if you want more specifics.

[JasonCuse]

Anyone know if FS available here? I've had hit and miss at edenmodels and secret temptation. No luck at blue gems.

https://www.discreettempus.com/

I've never, and the girls are pretty miss for the most part. The couple I've thought could be hot I never took the plunge in, but their handler is really nice. She will answer any question about the girls, from physical appearance to background etc. Doubt she will discuss services though.

You should try summer or Erica, and let me know what they are like.

[ChipsAhoy 1]

I saw Sonja or Sonya once, basement office in a medical building just off seven corners. Was spectacular and I lost touch with her. Anyone else remember her?

Chips.

[JamesonTyre]

TOFTT this weekend because I hadn't seen any reviews of this Thai indie masseuse:

https://nova.bedpage.com/Bodyrubs/fa...a/8203636.html

Easy booking, in fair oaks area. Photo seems it's her but probably taken 10 years ago. Decent looking, not talkative at all. Compared to those like mint who are really friendly, maybe we just didn't connect. Massage was pretty good, service was not. Wanted extra for standard nova, that's not how it works with Thai indie. I caved unfortunately, and ended up with a mechanical and overly rough finish. Also paid for an hour but she wasn't really into finishing the massage after the flip around 35 minutes in. Wouldn't repeat. $. 2 for an hour (really 40 minutes) plus. 2 tip.

[NyHornet]

Tried to connect with Thai Jen, in Cville, she was busy, so took the Manassas exit and headed to Dragon Spa only to see the Not Open sign on the door. So decided to head to Blue Sky hoping to see Mia. But, I was met by a new lady, Layla or Laila, who seemed friendly so decided to give her a try. I requested medium, not too hard and she whispered in my ear medium and soft, right? I would rate her medium massage as one of the better ones I've had in a while and no doubt that she could do deeper if requested. The transition to the flip was just OK and the finish average. Roaming was allowed. I might repeat, since the massage was good and she was pleasant. Looks were 3/5, a little chubby, but not fat. Age probably early 40's, though possibly younger. Received the full hour for $. 6 and tipped the same due to quality of massage, plus I tend to give the ladies a little more at the places where house fee is $. 6. The other lady, Mia also gives a great deep massage and is a tiny spinner, but strong.

[NotMikeSmith]

...There's a little more than 5 minutes left in my session. She tells me that I need to pop because I still have to take my shower. I tell her, with a smile that I'd pop way faster if I could see some teddies. She agreed and pulled them out but asked that I not touch them. I agree, but in my head I roll my eyes so hard I actually popped a blood vessel in real life. Mere moments later and my hands are all over here teddies, which I might add are pretty nice. I popped like five minutes later take my shower and leave, going five minutes overtime in the process.

LOL. That's happened to me too (at other AMPs) -- The masseuse declines to do extras (or I decline bc crazy-high requested tip), I'm not finishing as soon as she'd like, so she throws in the extra to more quickly nudge me over the finish line. A nice bonus, sans bonus tip. Since Frank Digitola described it, I think I'll refer to it as 'pulling a Frankie. ' Anyways, it kinda balances out the scales of justice w / a Provider who claims limited menu or charges way too much.

[Sfrancis118]

Anyone know if FS available here? I've had hit and miss at edenmodels and secret temptation. No luck at blue gems.

https://www.discreettempus.com/

[Start2]

Went to Live on Friday pm only to find the front door locked. Couldn't hang around there too long due to its entrance right by the traffic lights. It was nice that you could leave by the back door to the car park, but I've never been able to get in that way. Sad if it's closed for good, it was a reliable FS no-massage AMP.

Had the same experience recently.

[Frank Digitola]

In one of my last reports I restated my interest in a tour of all of the voluptuous, Thai independents. I mentioned a few by name and received an interestingly mixed batch of reviews on Fern. I had brahs that I respect tell me that she was no fun and brahs I respect tell me she was a blast. To Tarantino this report, I'll say that I found both sets of brahs to be correct.

As I gave BP a once over, I noticed a solo ad from Fern. I clicked to see if there was a picture by chance and lo and behold, there was. Fern was cute, I was already told she was a non spinner, and in the picture she posted there's a lovely display of Cleveland and teddy scrumptiousness on display. I tell myself that I'll roll the dice for big teddies and see what happens. I reach out to KK and ask if she can set up the appointment so that a level of familiarity can be established. She does, I get my appointment and head to see Fern.

I arrive at my appointment and the door pops open. There waiting for me is just an adorable little lady. If Fern is 4'10" I'd be surprised as all hades. Just a cute and tiny (but curvy) little woman. She had on wedges and was 5'2" counting the top knot. The teddies that looked jumbo in the pic are actually perspective huge teddies. They're full C's on a small chick. But it's all good, let's have a good time. After I shower I head back to the oversized table and get a really good massage. Her small stature makes for a cool sensation. Lots of standing on the table and climbing onto and over me. Her tiny and strong hands also dug deep into my knots and felt magnificent. Fern also pulled out some hot stones and her work with those was the best hot stone work I've experienced. Hot stone stuff is usually remarkably underwhelming for me, but she was surgical with them. After putting the hot stones away she returns for some delightful tickle tease. We had been talking off and on during the massage, but not near heavily flirtatious as my sessions normally are. During the tease she thanked me for coming to see her and then says "KK told me you were a very nice guy" I feel like Albert Einstein for the text KK first move. I high five myself in my head. She says "KK told me to take good care of you" I am Nikola Tesla. In my head I now chest bump myself. She tells me to flip.

I'm flipped and she massages the front and my forehead. She goes down to the general area of junior and asks the "This too?" question. I tell her yes and she begins. I asks before she begins, if the twins fighting to stay inside of the tight, leopard, sleep romper would like to come out to play. She completely lets go of junior and begins to explain "Oh I don't take anything off. Back home I'm a CMT for a legit spot where we provided legit services for people who need just a relaxing massage. I'm only here to give KK a brief hand and I'm heading back to the motherland in August. If there ever comes a client who needs additional menu items we need to source another girl to provide those goods and services blah blah blah" Uuuh, Wut? She really started to sound like Charlie Brown adults as she went for the long winded "No". But in my mind I thought "the jokes on you. I'm going to see these teddies. ".

Luckily her TEDx Talk didn't completely deflate me. (Literally or figuratively) She began to give me a wonderful nova to be honest with you. She varied her cadence and asked which I liked. I went with slow and passionate. I requested the teddies again. She refused. She kept going, and despite the fact that she's doing a spectacular job, my pop aversion is heightened by the thought that she's figuratively in a plumbing jumpsuit to me with this bare teddies ban. There's a little more than 5 minutes left in my session. She tells me that I need to pop because I still have to take my shower. I tell her, with a smile that I'd pop way faster if I could see some teddies. She agreed and pulled them out but asked that I not touch them. I agree, but in my head I roll my eyes so hard I actually popped a blood vessel in real life. Mere moments later and my hands are all over here teddies, which I might add are pretty nice. I popped like five minutes later take my shower and leave, going five minutes overtime in the process.

I have no clue what the bare teddy refusal was all about. Don't know if it was a her not feeling me situation, an attempt at a tip buff or a combo of both. I gave her the standard Thai independent rate plus 3. She didn't ask for more bread and I wasn't going to offer. Fern asked me to come back to see her again. Apart from the screeching halt she threw on the mood, I had a good time. One could rationalize that since I got the teddies out this trip, she might be a little more loose on the next visit but idk brahs. I think if I see her again it'll be as an addition to a four hand with KK. But with KK saying I can do a four hand with her and Mint, I don't even know if I'd consider the Fern four hand. We'll see.

Frankie.

[Tom McAn]

Ok I wanted to check it out based on the chatter but I TOFTT. For a $. 4/ 6 I guess it's to be expected, but there was about a min or less of a "massage" before the flip. I'm not sure what a "standard nova" is but going by my experience this was an asian crap shoot if I ever saw one. Vivian was the only one I saw and she quickly led me to the back. Counted the money in front of me, and was pure business. The fake moans turn me off more than anything and I finish quickly so I can leave. I guess if you want a no fuss, quick stop it's not bad. Expect to leave in half to a quarter of the time you paid for.

Is this what is to be expected in nova? My back is still killing me. I need a better masseuse.

That sounds like my latest visit to the Asian crapshoot, which took place at the Broad Street location almost two months ago. I got shorted as well.

I have to agree with Kijimuna. Uncle LEO in Falls Church is notorious for cracking down on so-called "quality of life" crimes, so I'm surprised the place has lasted this long.