Humaniplex

[Edward Appleby]

When did you see her last? Saw her a year ago and she was definitely too skinny for me.

Maybe a month ago? She's still thin but not unheathily so, like she was last year.

[Wireless91910]

Trojan,

I can see why you would be nostalgic over her.

That is top shelf talent.

Back in 2013 I saw a Nordic goddess off Hx and her handle was NatashaDiamond. Saw her 2 X at the Irvine Hyatt and once at the Crown Plaza hotel for a total of 3 hours of Scandinavian pleasure. She was 6 foot tall (I am 6'2" platinum blonde hair, stark blue eyes, the whitest teeth I have ever seen, zero tats or piercing, and spectacular breasts and ass.

Once of my best experiences on HX. I have 3 hours of video with her and tons of pictures. Amazing BBBJ with CIM+swallow, BBFS with CIP, and even offered me BB anal but I am not into that thing. But the most memorable thing about Natasha was her French kisses. This chick was trying to take out my tonsils with her tongue, and would suck on mine like she was doing ACLS on me LOL. Our mouths were on each other's body non stop for every session. I devoured the pinkest pussy ever to grace Hx. She was drop dead gorgeous, and totally sensual. I was devastated when she abruptly left Hx, because I was planning on seeing her at least a dozen times and was fully prepared to drop some cash on this chick, at some point even considered her as being my exclusive SB, back when that concept was not in place yet in the escorting world. I wax nostalgic every time I watch our vids. I would have to watch all 3 to count how many times I came in her pussy and mouth during our sessions. A lot! Where art thou Natasha?

Anyway here are some screenshots, and tell me if this is not a Scandinavian Queen if there ever was one.

[Jake Diver]

Eh, to be fair, that's actually not the case with bora. Her pics are her. And she's not part of one of the BS agencies.

I'd also quibble with the assessment of her age. She's definitely not 41.30's? Sure. I think most guys would be happy with her looks.

Also, she used to be way too skinny, but she looks healthier these days. I'm not a fan of fakies in general. Her twins look great but they're very hard.

When did you see her last? Saw her a year ago and she was definitely too skinny for me.

[WoohooSoCal]

Scandinavian girls are amongst the best GFEs I have had the pleasure of being with and visually the most appealing if you like blond hair and blue eyes. There haven't been many on HX over the years, but there have been a few. I remember the Icelandic girl and more recently the Swedish Girl. Now there seems to be a Danish girl, Serena, but her pic makes her look more like a latina. Anyone seen her and have any feedback?

https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/Serenababy

She is from Denmark, not Holland. I have her menu and rates but I have not pulled the trigger yet.

[TrojanHorsey]

Scandinavian girls are amongst the best GFEs I have had the pleasure of being with and visually the most appealing if you like blond hair and blue eyes. There haven't been many on HX over the years, but there have been a few.

Back in 2013 I saw a Nordic goddess off Hx and her handle was NatashaDiamond. Saw her 2 X at the Irvine Hyatt and once at the Crown Plaza hotel for a total of 3 hours of Scandinavian pleasure. She was 6 foot tall (I am 6'2" platinum blonde hair, stark blue eyes, the whitest teeth I have ever seen, zero tats or piercing, and spectacular breasts and ass.

Once of my best experiences on HX. I have 3 hours of video with her and tons of pictures. Amazing BBBJ with CIM+swallow, BBFS with CIP, and even offered me BB anal but I am not into that thing. But the most memorable thing about Natasha was her French kisses. This chick was trying to take out my tonsils with her tongue, and would suck on mine like she was doing ACLS on me LOL. Our mouths were on each other's body non stop for every session. I devoured the pinkest pussy ever to grace Hx. She was drop dead gorgeous, and totally sensual. I was devastated when she abruptly left Hx, because I was planning on seeing her at least a dozen times and was fully prepared to drop some cash on this chick, at some point even considered her as being my exclusive SB, back when that concept was not in place yet in the escorting world. I wax nostalgic every time I watch our vids. I would have to watch all 3 to count how many times I came in her pussy and mouth during our sessions. A lot! Where art thou Natasha?

Anyway here are some screenshots, and tell me if this is not a Scandinavian Queen if there ever was one.

[Punter3]

Scandinavian girls are amongst the best GFEs I have had the pleasure of being with and visually the most appealing if you like blond hair and blue eyes. There haven't been many on HX over the years, but there have been a few. I remember the Icelandic girl and more recently the Swedish Girl. Now there seems to be a Danish girl, Serena, but her pic makes her look more like a latina. Anyone seen her and have any feedback?

https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/Serenababy

[JetSkiRulz]

Saw last week. From my notes. Very Cute face, Nice slender body, tall, super talkative and friendly. Was on phone when arrived, stayed on phone until session began. I showered and came out, she took off clothes while I showered but was on phone, finally set phone down to grab my cock for jackhammer BJ. I tried to kiss and feel her up. She gave two pecks and turned her head away and said her body is SO SENSITIVE. Started talking about my tattoos. As we talked, she stopped all activities. I kept rubbing her down. While we talked, I moved for her to give me a BJ and some precum got on her leg and her reaction was "eew you have alot of that, can you wipe that off". Once completely wiped, another jackhammer BJ began. I went from soft to almost cumming with my dick not fully hard in 2 minutes and asked her to stop. To which she began chatting again. I went down on her for some daty. She had 2 days of stubble was a boner kill. I finally jacked myself enough to get the condom on and pounded in mish. Slight cock block and did not like me to go deep. Finished and left.

L: 8. 5 Cute face and body. Shave your frickin pussy. You fuck for a living!!

A: 6 - Sweet girl and likes to talk, but needs to understand when to stop talking LOL.

S: 6 - I get so tired of the I'm sensitive excuse with these young hotties. She's young and inexperienced so YMMV.

E: $200 hhr.

Are: No repeat.

Peace,

Jet.

[James D 2004]

Never done it, never will. If the chick gave me back the donation I still wouldn't do it. I shower before going to a date and never had a chick not be happy with my hygiene or smell. If they insist that I shower again I walk out. No questions asked. I could not think of a more vulnerable position for a jealous BF / pimp / booker to come shank me than when I am standing buck naked, soaking wet, with nothing but a soapy slippery dick in my hand. They could take my clothes and run out the door. Yeah try explaining that to whoever you got at home waiting for you. Oh honey, can you please come to the No Tell Motel in Buena Park and bring me a set of clothes? I will explain later. LOL.

Haha, homosapiens thrives because they adapt. At Motel Pueblo they won't ask you to shower because it cost them time and most are not going to do BBBJ. I had a regular at H&H. When she returned after a few week's absences, she would only take off one side of her jeans, pulling the other side down to her ankles. You can try that too, LOL. In AMMP's, do you know how much you are missing if you don't go into the bathtub with them? The decent ones all operate in so-called upscale apartments. They don't want any drama for they may have to lose the 6-month lease. And many of the top dogs on HX use 4* hotels. It's not about hygiene; there are many things that you can't wash off even with bleach. If you wrap up your dick and drives for 20 minutes, there's perspiration.

[SCJohn]

If they insist that I shower again I walk out. No questions asked.

LOL, WTF, man you got to go with the flow. Have her join you in the shower and scrub your balls for you. I guess if you're going to a motel6 off of dyer you should be cautious.

[TrojanHorsey]

This is totally amateur. The more usual 300 HHR 400 HR is for better-than-the-rest girls really don't want to do half hours. But if you really are cheap you still can. 250/450 is for girls who welcome both; I got one who has a new commercial out. Actually many asking for 200/300 have GPS, totally not worth it. If they do QQ, you should not respect them enough to pay the full hour, unless you can do 3=450/150 shots. Also, I would avoid checkout time at all cost. Some still ask you to take a quick shower when they have no clean towels left. Under the current climate, they are not going to ask the maid for more towels.

Never done it, never will. If the chick gave me back the donation I still wouldn't do it. I shower before going to a date and never had a chick not be happy with my hygiene or smell. If they insist that I shower again I walk out. No questions asked. I could not think of a more vulnerable position for a jealous BF / pimp / booker to come shank me than when I am standing buck naked, soaking wet, with nothing but a soapy slippery dick in my hand. They could take my clothes and run out the door. Yeah try explaining that to whoever you got at home waiting for you. Oh honey, can you please come to the No Tell Motel in Buena Park and bring me a set of clothes? I will explain later. LOL.

[TerrificEnigma]

It is true that on the surface it may appear that there is a trend for upward prices on Hx but buying pussy on Hx is not like buying a loaf of Wonder Bread at Vons where the price is set. It is more akin to buying a car at a dealer lot, and their rates are similar to the MSRP, emphasis on the Suggested part. When I saw Jadee for example, she was going to check out that morning, and only saw 1 dude the night before for a QV she told me, and has not seen anyone yet that morning. I did not pay the full hour rate. Better to hand over your key card to the front desk at 11:00 with XXX in your pocket than 000.

And that is just the rates. The menu also fluctuates significantly depending on market forces. What used to be a limited menu when you checked in becomes a wide open menu as you approach check out and nobody has knocked on your door because you only offer CBJ.

I could go on and on. Timing is everything. However, a man has the power to choose, and a woman has the right to refuse. If at 10:00 the chick still won't budge from 450/ hr be prepared to walk away, or bite the bullet. This is Negotiation 101.

I agree with you. They've also been flexible with the rates with me as nothing is set in stone. Also, I have had more than what's listed on the menu from many women. Not sure if it's because I'm decent looking or because they're desperate but, often times, I haven't had to pay for the extras listed on the menu and then I've gotten some and maybe more. However, most of the time, I prefer to see them early in the day so that I find clean towels and, hopefully, a showered girl that hasn't given someone else head.

[James D 2004]

Foot fetish - 50+ plus roses.

Msog - 40+ roses or included in HR.

Camel slide - 50+ roses).

If not listed on my menu I WILL NOT Do Nor negotiate.

QQ 150 HHR 250 HR 450.

This is totally amateur. The more usual 300 HHR 400 HR is for better-than-the-rest girls really don't want to do half hours. But if you really are cheap you still can. 250/450 is for girls who welcome both; I got one who has a new commercial out. Actually many asking for 200/300 have GPS, totally not worth it. If they do QQ, you should not respect them enough to pay the full hour, unless you can do 3=450/150 shots. Also, I would avoid checkout time at all cost. Some still ask you to take a quick shower when they have no clean towels left. Under the current climate, they are not going to ask the maid for more towels.

[TrojanHorsey]

Apparently Jadee has GPS disease. Look at her menu and donation below.

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It is true that on the surface it may appear that there is a trend for upward prices on Hx but buying pussy on Hx is not like buying a loaf of Wonder Bread at Vons where the price is set. It is more akin to buying a car at a dealer lot, and their rates are similar to the MSRP, emphasis on the Suggested part. When I saw Jadee for example, she was going to check out that morning, and only saw 1 dude the night before for a QV she told me, and has not seen anyone yet that morning. I did not pay the full hour rate. Better to hand over your key card to the front desk at 11:00 with XXX in your pocket than 000.

And that is just the rates. The menu also fluctuates significantly depending on market forces. What used to be a limited menu when you checked in becomes a wide open menu as you approach check out and nobody has knocked on your door because you only offer CBJ.

I could go on and on. Timing is everything. However, a man has the power to choose, and a woman has the right to refuse. If at 10:00 the chick still won't budge from 450/ hr be prepared to walk away, or bite the bullet. This is Negotiation 101.

[TerrificEnigma]

Seems to me there's a recent about of GPS on Humaniplex. My recent inquiries have yielded responses of $$$ to $$ 5.

This includes young talent to AARP types. Maybe I'm crazy, but any others have similar experience?

If by GPS, you mean Golden Pussy Syndrome, I've also experienced this. What sucks is that the talent isn't as good as it used to be back in 2017. Also, pics are less representative nowadays and many new girls are asking for 350-450/ hr.

[CandyMan71]

Seems to me there's a recent about of GPS on Humaniplex. My recent inquiries have yielded responses of $$$ to $$ 5.

This includes young talent to AARP types. Maybe I'm crazy, but any others have similar experience?