The Rat Trap

**SmashDog** · 06-06-19 05:15

Originally Posted by GeorgeMason [View Original Post]

There's no accounting for the bad tastes of postal workers.

Sounds to me like your mail boy has some definite mommy issues.

And while you think your mail boy may have a "liking" for you, the fact remains, you ain't gettin no dick, honey.

In your twisted mind, you've probably just misconstrued the mail boy's smile for the fact that he's actually "laughing" at you inside.

Just sayin'!

Yo As a proud postal employee. I have to take a offense to that remark. LOL. I love this Thread.

**GeorgeMason** · 06-05-19 18:43

Originally Posted by PurrFecttSwags [View Original Post]

Do you realize you answered yes to me having to prostitute to get cock then came back with the same lame ass granny shit that's more played out and ridiculous. Everyone ages, like yourself that has to pay to get the young girls that wouldn't give a shot unless they are being paid. Send me pics of the heroine junkies and drug addicts in their tweenies when they are my age and we'll compare the aging process. You think some douchebag on here has any effect on me with their oral stupidity?. I don't have to leave my house to get on, the sexy mail man has a liking for me and I'm I always go get the mail in a tshirt and shorts with my hair in a ponytail. And I'm pretty sure he's at least 10 years younger then me.

Swagalicious.

There's no accounting for the bad tastes of postal workers.

Sounds to me like your mail boy has some definite mommy issues.

And while you think your mail boy may have a "liking" for you, the fact remains, you ain't gettin no dick, honey.

In your twisted mind, you've probably just misconstrued the mail boy's smile for the fact that he's actually "laughing" at you inside.

Just sayin'!

**NoFear101** · 06-05-19 16:32

Originally Posted by GeorgeMason [View Original Post]

In your case, that would be a BIG YES!

Non-hobbyists wouldn't touch your grandma-self with a 10-foot pole. LOL!

Georgie! You have no idea what you're talkin' about. She looks terrific. You must have missed it when she posted some very recent pics a while back to settle the "how do you look today" question a cpl other bonehead mongers were harassing her about. When she did everyone STFU! The girl looks GOOD! (I actually know).

So now can we get back to regular business?

Dear Swagalicious,

Have you invited the mailman inside for a cup of coffee yet? Or asked him to help you open a jar of pickles?

Sincerely,

Wondering in Daytona.

**GeorgeMason** · 06-05-19 02:47

Originally Posted by PurrFecttSwags [View Original Post]

You have to be a prostitute to get cock my pal Yrag?

Swagalicious.

In your case, that would be a BIG YES!

Non-hobbyists wouldn't touch your grandma-self with a 10-foot pole. LOL!

**NoFear101** · 06-04-19 20:14

Originally Posted by GeorgeMason [View Original Post]

I guess it was a welcome break from the normal routine for a gal who dreams of dick all day cause she ain't getting no dick no more. LOL!

Whatever she wants to do whenever she wants to! I don't know if she is or isn't but she's definitely one hell of a personality and got herself figured out!

**GeorgeMason** · 06-04-19 17:38

Originally Posted by PurrFecttSwags [View Original Post]

But whenever it comes on the radio when I driving I have to turn up the volume. This song totally fits where I live, but rich rednecks. You only drive your car when you have to go to town, other wise nothing but golf carts, doom buggies, mopeds and cyclists. My neighbor definitely won the " who ever dies with the most toys wins". Awesome community.

https://youtu.be/nCf2PoTuh4Q

Swagalicious.

I don't know what it is about this song, but below is the song I (and everyone who has ever seen you) turn up the volume on when it comes on the radio.

This song totally fits you (or "us", when we think about you). LOL!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RViRl2vjEmc

**GeorgeMason** · 06-04-19 13:13

Originally Posted by PurrFecttSwags [View Original Post]

My super green lawn was is need of a good clean cut (every weekend) so guess what, I pulled my lawn mower out, topped it off with gas and got to work. After my driveway was In need of a good BJ and I just happen to have 2 blowers. But since I do better solo I have it a sweet BBBJ all on my own, no trades needed LOL.

Swagalicious.

I guess it was a welcome break from the normal routine for a gal who dreams of dick all day cause she ain't getting no dick no more. LOL!

**Jmoedb** · 06-03-19 08:31

Originally Posted by PurrFecttSwags [View Original Post]

My super green lawn was is need of a good clean cut (every weekend) so guess what, I pulled my lawn mower out, topped it off with gas and got to work. After my driveway was In need of a good BJ and I just happen to have 2 blowers. But since I do better solo I have it a sweet BBBJ all on my own, no trades needed LOL.

Swagalicious.

Sorry you just made me have a flashback LOL.

**OdinsBeard78** · 06-02-19 14:34

Originally Posted by PurrFecttSwags [View Original Post]

Anyone can delete a post by clicking the report post button and then filling out the reason why they feel the post requires removal. Although the Ol' Powerful and Mighty oz does have the authority to deny your request but you at least can attempt to delete a post. Haven't you seen "post deleted by member. ". Obviously members can delete posts you may want to reach out to one of them and ask how they are able to delete their post.

Swagalicious.

Yeah there is a time that you can edit and delete, like an hour or so after a post. I'm pretty sure that after that you cannot do either. Besides, if I leave an honest review of a provider that was subpar and then we meet again and it gets better then I would happily post again about the improvement. But I'm not going to delete the original just because she asked nice. Anyway, the girl never responded to me to and I looked at her post history and she was in las vegas so she's got the wrong bearded Odin apparently.

**RoadWarrior2K** · 06-01-19 20:23

Originally Posted by PurrFecttSwags [View Original Post]

Anyone can delete a post by clicking the report post button and then filling out the reason why they feel the post requires removal. Although the Ol' Powerful and Mighty oz does have the authority to deny your request but you at least can attempt to delete a post. Haven't you seen "post deleted by member. ". Obviously members can delete posts you may want to reach out to one of them and ask how they are able to delete their post.

Swagalicious.

I think it's during that "edit window" right after it's initially uploaded. That's how I'm able to type y'all and the letter R all by itself.

**NoFear101** · 06-01-19 19:41

Since you are the "color commentator" and so talented at giving out advice I thought to ask you this.

My ATF at the moment likes to chew on my ball sack during sex.

You can't imagine how painful this is.

I'm thinking about using a numbing agent to lessen the painful sunsations. Do you have any advice what to do? I am at wits end because the pussy is so good I can't stop seeing her.

Sincerely,

Sore balls in Daytona.

**Furrber** · 06-01-19 02:42

There's a new member in the streetwalker thread with only 3 post and vary vague claiming he met walkers in LBV. A known tourist area. Say's he has numbers. I would proceed with caution.

**Lehmonade** · 05-31-19 12:11

Originally Posted by GeorgeMason [View Original Post]

Comedy hour. Enjoy!

400 bucks and 2 unread messages.

**GeorgeMason** · 05-31-19 02:28

Comedy hour. Enjoy!

**OdinsBeard78** · 05-30-19 21:54

So I had a chick PM today, a girl that as far as I know I have never met. Her PM basically says that I wrote a review of her that wasnt earth shattering and she wanted me to delete it. Now, I don't know how long this chick has been on the board, and I tried looking her up on the sister site and couldn't find a match, but isn't this site for us to rate our POV of an experience? I PM'd her back and asked her to provide me with some details to see if I ever even have met with her and what was the issue. If its legit I have no problem meeting her again and seeing if it was a one time thing or what. I feel like I've always been honest with my experiences. Besides, don't they know we can't delete a post??