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  1. #2361

    XoMgwiw

    Quote Originally Posted by JamesD2004  [View Original Post]
    Helen, too tan but legs to die for. May TOFTT. Lexi, probably not a priority with the latest pic. Tera. Tats. Xo, pic withdrawn. It's going to be a great summer.
    The reason to have face pics or pass. Woman is +20 years on the posted 21. Reasonably pretty face and slim body, good rates $220/ hr and $160/ hh. But there is a difference between a 21 yo Asian girl and a 40 year old Asian woman and when you are expecting one getting a surprise is not good. Also, the reason the pics are blurred is she has quite a few tats, covering one arm and part of her back. She offers her menu, but seems newer to the biz as she needs lots of direction. She will however fall the directions without complaint. She bills herself as submissive. Has dogs with her. BBFS seems like it would be available with a small tip.

    Probably won't repeat.

  2. #2360
    The bloggers on hx are nothing but cancer and white knights. Including fubar, burnsie, phyremedic the fucking dipshit, and etc.

    I don't look at crap like that anymore but definitely lots of dysfunctional old sacks of shit.

  3. #2359

    Burnsie1169.

    Quote Originally Posted by KoolKeith323  [View Original Post]
    What's this guy's role / job on the site? A blogging announcer? Commentator? Instigator like the rest of them?

    https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/burnsie1169
    That guy wears many dunce hats, Village Idiot being just one of them. But it is a big village, so there is more than just one.

    Lately though, his most prominent role on Hx is CassieGangBanger, as he has made it his number one mission to make that Rob's life on Hx a living hell.

    These two should just fuck and get married already, as they fight like husband and wife on Hx LOL.

  4. #2358
    Senior Member


    Posts: 1249
    Quote Originally Posted by KoolKeith323  [View Original Post]
    What's this guy's role / job on the site? A blogging announcer? Commentator? Instigator like the rest of them?

    https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/burnsie1169
    Village Idiot?

  5. #2357

    What's His Role

    What's this guy's role / job on the site? A blogging announcer? Commentator? Instigator like the rest of them?

    https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/burnsie1169

  6. #2356

    Who replies to your PM

    Quote Originally Posted by JakeDiver  [View Original Post]
    Pretty sure it's not her you'll be PMing.
    Regardless of who really messages you back on Humaniplex, LexiCarter's rates are still too high IMO for her body type. She charges more than the JWA bliss crew or the SFV 143 crew and these chicks have smoking hot thin bodies. When I communicate with these girls, I am under no illusion that I am actually talking to that cute chick in the avatar. Most likely, it is the skinny dude who sits in his beat up Honda Accord smoking 420 while listening to Jay-Z not too far from the hotel room where I am banging his girl.

    Can't tell you how many times I arrive early in a hotel parking lot and survey the lay of the land, and see that skinny dude come in and out of the room I am about to be directed to, all the while texting on his phone as I am texting "the girl" LOL. These guys are masters at sounding like chicks. Hey hun. Hey sweetie. Are you on your way hun? What car are you in hun?

    Lots of practice I guess LOL. But this also ain't my first rodeo.

  7. #2355

    If you PM her

    Quote Originally Posted by TrojanHorsey  [View Original Post]
    I agree LexiCarter has a pretty face but if you PM her, you will immediately realize she has GPS for someone with Thunder Thighs. Rates are too high for her body type. Now if her face has a body like Eviebaby or GorgeousJadee, then sure.
    Pretty sure it's not her you'll be PMing.

  8. #2354
    Quote Originally Posted by Punter3  [View Original Post]
    Thanks everyone who has chimed in on the list of new girls, definitely many on my TDL list.

    For my part saw Bianca and she is a gorgeous petite little thing. Nice tight body, pretty smile, loves DATY, decent BBBJ and a tight wet pussy. A must see and a definite repeat for me. Too bad she is mostly in San Diego.

    On to the new girls:

    https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/XoMgwiw <-- Blurred pics, but a nice bod.

    https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/LexiCarter <-- She has face pics and is a pretty girl.

    https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/TeraThomas <-- Nice bod.

    https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/HelenHart <-- Blonde with a killer bod.

    Feedback is appreciated.
    Helen, too tan but legs to die for. May TOFTT. Lexi, probably not a priority with the latest pic. Tera. Tats. Xo, pic withdrawn. It's going to be a great summer.

  9. #2353
    They all need new photographers, even Limaz's. Evie, can't get over her smile. Jadee, more than two faces. Others, too few (semi) naked standing pictures and too GND.

  10. #2352

    LexiCarter

    Quote Originally Posted by Punter3  [View Original Post]
    Thanks everyone who has chimed in on the list of new girls, definitely many on my TDL list.

    For my part saw Bianca and she is a gorgeous petite little thing. Nice tight body, pretty smile, loves DATY, decent BBBJ and a tight wet pussy. A must see and a definite repeat for me. Too bad she is mostly in San Diego.


    https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/LexiCarter <-- She has face pics and is a pretty girl.
    I agree LexiCarter has a pretty face but if you PM her, you will immediately realize she has GPS for someone with Thunder Thighs. Rates are too high for her body type. Now if her face has a body like Eviebaby or GorgeousJadee, then sure.

  11. #2351

    Good feedback. Thanks. More new hotties.

    Thanks everyone who has chimed in on the list of new girls, definitely many on my TDL list.

    For my part saw Bianca and she is a gorgeous petite little thing. Nice tight body, pretty smile, loves DATY, decent BBBJ and a tight wet pussy. A must see and a definite repeat for me. Too bad she is mostly in San Diego.

    On to the new girls:

    https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/XoMgwiw <-- Blurred pics, but a nice bod.

    https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/LexiCarter <-- She has face pics and is a pretty girl.

    https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/TeraThomas <-- Nice bod.

    https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/HelenHart <-- Blonde with a killer bod.

    Feedback is appreciated.

  12. #2350
    Quote Originally Posted by Punter3  [View Original Post]
    Girls who have pics that are slightly blurred out, at odd angles and no body shots are generally overweight and hiding it. I understand why a girl might not want to show a face pic, but the rest of it is just misdirection. Also girls with highly outdated pics, have something to hide. Just my 2 cents.
    Yup, no pics means they fat!

  13. #2349

    Jadee and Evie.

    Quote Originally Posted by TerrificEnigma  [View Original Post]
    I've seen GorgeousJadee and definitely recommend her. She has a natural tight body I like and service has been good. Eviebaby caught my eye but, with new girls being bait and switch, I assumed her pics weren't representative. I think I'll check her out next time around thanks to TrojanHorsey comment below regarding the best body.
    Jadee has a gorgeous mix of European and Asian looks and could easily model. Why do you think she's named "Gorgeous" LOL. Her body is like that of a toned HS volleyball or track athlete. Super flat abs, ass you could bounce a quarter off, and super perky tits. Evie has GND looks, looks nerdy with her dark rimmed glasses, but her body is out of this world. Her tits are probably used by Beverly Hills plastic surgeons as the mold and ideal shape to aspire when doing boob jobs. You won't find a better pair. Round, large, firm, and with puffy nipples that are perfectly centered. God blessed these two with super genes.

    Service wise, these two are hard to beat.

  14. #2348
    I've seen GorgeousJadee and definitely recommend her. She has a natural tight body I like and service has been good. Eviebaby caught my eye but, with new girls being bait and switch, I assumed her pics weren't representative. I think I'll check her out next time around thanks to TrojanHorsey comment below regarding the best body.

  15. #2347

    Selena

    Tall and slender latina with natural Bs. Has a modelesque body. Super cute, sloppy and intense BBBJ, no DT though. And only LFK no DFK. Had a good time.

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