Massage Parlor Reports

[TheGuitarMan]

Yeah that'll do it. I recently went to one of my favorite spots. It was a late night visit last one of the day and afterwards I went back out to my car and sat there for a few minutes on my phone as they closed up the shop. Out walks the provider I was with and she's holding hands with a little girl maybe 5-6 years old. I felt really weird about it after. Definitely not the place for kids and may not return to that spot even though I like it there.

Why is it not a place for kids? They're not sitting the the massage room. Think about it from the perspective of the provider. This is just their job. This is like letting your kids sit in the cafeteria of your meat packing job. Are the orgasms happening on the other side of the drywall causing the child harm?

[Hey Mr Dj]

Just wanted to add my experience. I was at moonlight garden in mira mesa couple of years ago when moonlight was at peak.

In my 5 years of mongering I got petite tall Asian girl once at moonlight. Girl was very tall and I complimented her and girl was very young. For some reason she was not into massage or fun. I opted for 1 hour. 15 minutes into session, when I was asked to flip, I asked this girl if I can touch you, she said only OTC and on ass. Moment I started touching, I heard Asian kids playing with aeroplane toys while speaking in some Asian language. I instantly got my boner killed. I ended the session right away. Gave $15 tip and exited the premises. Felt very bad and didn't returned ever.

Yeah that'll do it. I recently went to one of my favorite spots. It was a late night visit last one of the day and afterwards I went back out to my car and sat there for a few minutes on my phone as they closed up the shop. Out walks the provider I was with and she's holding hands with a little girl maybe 5-6 years old. I felt really weird about it after. Definitely not the place for kids and may not return to that spot even though I like it there.

[JoeZhou]

Last couple months, I have been to a Spa called Daisy spa located in Chula Vista. There are 4 Latinas. 100 for one hour room fee. You will negotiate price with the girl in the room. Around 100 to 150. Share information you know. I heard some people say that there are Russian girls in San Diego and Caucasian, please share some information. Is there any spa has Caucasian?

[Sethk]

Ha ha, RE: Aleczis, I never met her, but something about those pics led me to believe they might be "misleading" as you put it. Sorry for your loss!

No loss here, other than a ton of time. I walked out. She had me text her when I was on my way for an 11 am appointment. So I did, just past 10:30. She asked me to give her until 11:15. Ok, no big deal, I can swing that. I pulled off the highway, and texted her at 11:12 for the address. No response. I texted again at 11:20. Nothing. 11:30 arrived, and she wrote me back finally. I arrived at her place just past 11:30, and waited a few more minutes at the door, while she shouted 'just a minute! It's nearly 45 minutes from our scheduled start time, and I haven't even set foot in her place yet. She answered the door, and. Boy was I let down. Her pics are her for sure, but veeery dated and misleading. Still, I heard great things, so at this point I tried convincing myself it would still be fun. She lead me upstairs, and just as we're getting ready. Her phone rings. She answered it, and started shouting on the phone, to her daughter apparently, who was having trouble starting a car that had an installed breathalyzer on it. That was it for me, the breaking point. Too much drama, no thank you. I excused myself while she was on the phone and left, and I didn't look back.

[OGpimp22]

Any recommendations for a FBSM / HE. Coming from Chicago so standards are pretty low!

Thanks, ALL. PM OK.

[Lion1]

My regular is out for the next two weeks, but I was hoping to treat myself to a little fun this week. Anyone have an independent (just my preference) massage provider who's cool with DFK and FIV? Would love a recommendation!

I've already checked my old backup (Lyndsey) and she doesn't seem to be around anymore. I tried Aleczis last week, but man. That was some seriously misleading photography, and too much drama for my taste.

Both DFK and FIV are real YMMV items IMHO. Not many massage providers that want that info public and mongers tend to hide their gems, if this wasn't true, you'd mention who that favorite is, LOL. But who knows, you may get lucky.

Ha ha, RE: Aleczis, I never met her, but something about those pics led me to believe they might be "misleading" as you put it. Sorry for your loss!

[PegasusZX]

Woke-up this morning with a stiff muscle in my groin. So I called 'Fanders' & set-up appt. Was told two R. A. 's waiting (Suchie & Chloe).

Arrived on time, to a non-descript office in a business park, quiet area, very few cars, no pesky bystanders around.

Standard AMP set-up, Wind-chimes on door, Small Lobby with Metal screen-door, IR Camera, Loveseat, & a bowl of Candy.

I dropped some Mandarin greets -to let 'them know I was savvy.

Escorted to a no-number room with lockable door and told the House prices: 30-Min. = $40/60-Min. = $60.

Opted for 30-Min. 's (based on my her suggestion).

Asked her name, she said Suchie (-or Sushi) in barely-passable English.

115 Lbs thin, plain, but pretty-ish, very little Make-up, Strait black hair to mid-back, C-Cup, CFM Dress, fully-grown Bush Bunny & a Red Rose Tattoo on front left pelvic.

Told to disrobe & assume the position (I brought my own safety equipment, placed just under the sheet cuff) -luck favors the prepared!

Suchie / Sushie returns & starts the rub, I ask for oil, but her bottle was empty, so out again to get the Oil.

Returns & re-starts the Rub at the head of the Table, soft touches on neck & shoulders with Oil -much better.

(I like at least 5-Min. S of massage before initiating negotiations).

Since we only have 30-Min. S I didn't want to wait too long, -So I reached for the double-cupped, glute-grab to clear the LE check.

No resistance, so we're both at ease to begin 'The Talk' I flip over to pantomime some hand gestures.

Suchie / Sushie signals for chin-up's & begins the bidding at 1. 6, I counter at 1. 2 (my standard Full-Monty price for 30-Min. 's).

Suchie / Sushie scowles "Get with the times -Grampa" Saying now-a-days, 1-bill only buys some beef-jerky, & 1. 2 only buys some spit-Polish.

I totally disagree, that; s too rich for me, I'm not biting, so I become aloof & flip to my stomach, and say. Just give me the legit version.

I listen to her whiny moans, pleading with me to support her cause, while she reluctantly works my legs.

The Rub is lame, but she gives a few taint-probes, while her pouty coos grow louder.

I waited-for-it. And 'Yes' -a special offer, not previously advertised.

"OK, OK, OK, -You handsome man, -I give special service -just for you only (Yeah -Right!

Suchie / Sushie said "Normally 1.6 everything 30-Min. 's, -but for you, today's special is; full combo with an unwrapped lollipop for 1. 4".

I give her the nod, -but she wants the cheddar up front -OK fair enough.

Oddest thing tho. Suchie / Sushie brings in a cup of water & a spit on.

Johnny gets a tonsil bath, but she repeatedly rinses & spits (Yes, just like at the dentist!) -distracting!

Prep's me for some stormy weather, then ACG broom-broom, flip, dined on some bacon strips, then finished the 'Old fashioned way.

Hot towel face wipe & a dixie cup of HOT water!

Caught a glimpse of the other girl (Chloe) at exit, similar party dress, and a bit prettier, rounder eyes, -possibly mixed.

Total 1.8 OTD.

Pro's: Young & motivated.

Con's: Upsells & No linen change-out between sessions, and needs some trimming.

Repeats: Unlikely, -There's better & cheaper elsewhere.

Hold the line on these tariff's Gent's, -these ladies are getting delusional during trade talks.

[BradBlk29]

Okay, not trying to preach or blast this guy but seriously WTF?

Admins, please give me some leeway as a reminder for the other mongers of what " NOT" to do when going to an AMP. Maybe it's just me, but I would never do something like this.

Went to a place and was shaking my head of what this dude did. Not going to say the name if the place as it was not any fault of theirs, but if I were them, I would have turned this guy away just for moral principles at least.

It was late and I came into this place (unnamed) and sadly for me they were booked up until closing, the dude I'm talking about I guess was the last customer for the night.

I walked in, was greeted by the owner and a maybe 10-12 year old boy, who was not obviously her son. The owner was nice, said they were closing soon but another customer was already there and that she could accommodate for tomorrow..

Just wanted to add my experience. I was at moonlight garden in mira mesa couple of years ago when moonlight was at peak.

In my 5 years of mongering I got petite tall Asian girl once at moonlight. Girl was very tall and I complimented her and girl was very young. For some reason she was not into massage or fun. I opted for 1 hour. 15 minutes into session, when I was asked to flip, I asked this girl if I can touch you, she said only OTC and on ass. Moment I started touching, I heard Asian kids playing with aeroplane toys while speaking in some Asian language. I instantly got my boner killed. I ended the session right away. Gave $15 tip and exited the premises. Felt very bad and didn't returned ever.

[Sethk]

Hey guys,

Long time lurker here. My regular is out for the next two weeks, but I was hoping to treat myself to a little fun this week. Anyone have an independent (just my preference) massage provider who's cool with DFK and FIV? Would love a recommendation!

I've already checked my old backup (Lyndsey) and she doesn't seem to be around anymore. I tried Aleczis last week, but man. That was some seriously misleading photography, and too much drama for my taste.

Any help is appreciated, thanks!

[SubicRun]

I'm thinking in a worse case scenario if that AMP were to get busted during that time, probably a guarantee that it would be a lot harder to have your kid without supervision. A slim chance that would happen, but very possible.

DeadHeadChevy,

Your comments and concerns, IMHO, are spot on. On the surface, what that guy did is just wrong.

[DeadHeadChevy]

I am wondering if the kid was even aware what was going on, or if he was happy in his electronic world and didn't even think about it.

The whole thing seems oddly desperate.

I'm thinking in a worse case scenario if that AMP were to get busted during that time, probably a guarantee that it would be a lot harder to have your kid without supervision. A slim chance that would happen, but very possible.

[Bwetfan]

Precisely what I was thinking, thanks dude.

I was hesitant to post because the terms of posting where it sounds like you are criticizing others instead of offering advice ir insight tends to get you a violation or is just frowned upon.

Also, I did not want to sound as if I was making it out to be that I was in some way better then this guy just because it's something that I wouldn't do.

I am wondering if the kid was even aware what was going on, or if he was happy in his electronic world and didn't even think about it.

The whole thing seems oddly desperate.

[DeadHeadChevy]

Initially, when I read your post I was trying to give the guy the benefit of doubt and thought maybe it was his first time to a massage parlor and he didn't know any better. When I realized he was the last customer, and it was in the late hours this guy knew exactly what he went there for.

I'm not a morale police either, but to take a young kid to that type of establishment is outright wrong. It's not a chiropractic or doctor's office, dude!

Precisely what I was thinking, thanks dude.

I was hesitant to post because the terms of posting where it sounds like you are criticizing others instead of offering advice ir insight tends to get you a violation or is just frowned upon.

Also, I did not want to sound as if I was making it out to be that I was in some way better then this guy just because it's something that I wouldn't do.

[Zyzzx4044]

I'll go try it out if you got the store name.

Formerly in Oceaside this place has been around for quite a while and is indeed a very good service. Connie the owner is the best!

[RChangDatyKing]

Okay, not trying to preach or blast this guy but seriously WTF?

Admins, please give me some leeway as a reminder for the other mongers of what " NOT" to do when going to an AMP. Maybe it's just me, but I would never do something like this.

Went to a place and was shaking my head of what this dude did. Not going to say the name if the place as it was not any fault of theirs, but if I were them, I would have turned this guy away just for moral principles at least.

It was late and I came into this place (unnamed) and sadly for me they were booked up until closing, the dude I'm talking about I guess was the last customer for the night.

I walked in, was greeted by the owner and a maybe 10-12 year old boy, who was not obviously her son. The owner was nice, said they were closing soon but another customer was already there and that she could accommodate for tomorrow.

Okay, my bad, I got there late, no fault of the shops.

This customer who was there though, his 10-12 year old son had to sit there in the lobby playing video games as his dad was getting maybe a rub / suck and tug in a room 6 feet away.

I'm not the morality police by any means, but dude seriously.

Where the kid is sitting is right next to another room, basically up against the wall of another room, not sure if anyone was in there but it would have giving that kid some cheap thrills if there was.

I'm sorry, but please don't do this, if you are, leave your kid out in the car or better yet don't bring them at all.

I know I sound like I'm preaching and Admins, I'm sorry as this needs to be said as a basic guide of not being a dumbass. Feel free to redact as needed as I am not trying to violate the rules.

Thank you.

Initially, when I read your post I was trying to give the guy the benefit of doubt and thought maybe it was his first time to a massage parlor and he didn't know any better. When I realized he was the last customer, and it was in the late hours this guy knew exactly what he went there for.

I'm not a morale police either, but to take a young kid to that type of establishment is outright wrong. It's not a chiropractic or doctor's office, dude!