Massage Parlor Reports

[PegasusZX]

Woke-up this morning with a stiff muscle in my groin. So I called 'Fanders' & set-up appt. Was told two R. A. 's waiting (Suchie & Chloe).

Arrived on time, to a non-descript office in a business park, quiet area, very few cars, no pesky bystanders around.

Standard AMP set-up, Wind-chimes on door, Small Lobby with Metal screen-door, IR Camera, Loveseat, & a bowl of Candy.

I dropped some Mandarin greets -to let 'them know I was savvy.

Escorted to a no-number room with lockable door and told the House prices: 30-Min. = $40/60-Min. = $60.

Opted for 30-Min. 's (based on my her suggestion).

Asked her name, she said Suchie (-or Sushi) in barely-passable English.

115 Lbs thin, plain, but pretty-ish, very little Make-up, Strait black hair to mid-back, C-Cup, CFM Dress, fully-grown Bush Bunny & a Red Rose Tattoo on front left pelvic.

Told to disrobe & assume the position (I brought my own safety equipment, placed just under the sheet cuff) -luck favors the prepared!

Suchie / Sushie returns & starts the rub, I ask for oil, but her bottle was empty, so out again to get the Oil.

Returns & re-starts the Rub at the head of the Table, soft touches on neck & shoulders with Oil -much better.

(I like at least 5-Min. S of massage before initiating negotiations).

Since we only have 30-Min. S I didn't want to wait too long, -So I reached for the double-cupped, glute-grab to clear the LE check.

No resistance, so we're both at ease to begin 'The Talk' I flip over to pantomime some hand gestures.

Suchie / Sushie signals for chin-up's & begins the bidding at 1. 6, I counter at 1. 2 (my standard Full-Monty price for 30-Min. 's).

Suchie / Sushie scowles "Get with the times -Grampa" Saying now-a-days, 1-bill only buys some beef-jerky, & 1. 2 only buys some spit-Polish.

I totally disagree, that; s too rich for me, I'm not biting, so I become aloof & flip to my stomach, and say. Just give me the legit version.

I listen to her whiny moans, pleading with me to support her cause, while she reluctantly works my legs.

The Rub is lame, but she gives a few taint-probes, while her pouty coos grow louder.

I waited-for-it. And 'Yes' -a special offer, not previously advertised.

"OK, OK, OK, -You handsome man, -I give special service -just for you only (Yeah -Right!

Suchie / Sushie said "Normally 1.6 everything 30-Min. 's, -but for you, today's special is; full combo with an unwrapped lollipop for 1. 4".

I give her the nod, -but she wants the cheddar up front -OK fair enough.

Oddest thing tho. Suchie / Sushie brings in a cup of water & a spit on.

Johnny gets a tonsil bath, but she repeatedly rinses & spits (Yes, just like at the dentist!) -distracting!

Prep's me for some stormy weather, then ACG broom-broom, flip, dined on some bacon strips, then finished the 'Old fashioned way.

Hot towel face wipe & a dixie cup of HOT water!

Caught a glimpse of the other girl (Chloe) at exit, similar party dress, and a bit prettier, rounder eyes, -possibly mixed.

Total 1.8 OTD.

Pro's: Young & motivated.

Con's: Upsells & No linen change-out between sessions, and needs some trimming.

Repeats: Unlikely, -There's better & cheaper elsewhere.

Hold the line on these tariff's Gent's, -these ladies are getting delusional during trade talks.

[BradBlk29]

Okay, not trying to preach or blast this guy but seriously WTF?

Admins, please give me some leeway as a reminder for the other mongers of what " NOT" to do when going to an AMP. Maybe it's just me, but I would never do something like this.

Went to a place and was shaking my head of what this dude did. Not going to say the name if the place as it was not any fault of theirs, but if I were them, I would have turned this guy away just for moral principles at least.

It was late and I came into this place (unnamed) and sadly for me they were booked up until closing, the dude I'm talking about I guess was the last customer for the night.

I walked in, was greeted by the owner and a maybe 10-12 year old boy, who was not obviously her son. The owner was nice, said they were closing soon but another customer was already there and that she could accommodate for tomorrow..

Just wanted to add my experience. I was at moonlight garden in mira mesa couple of years ago when moonlight was at peak.

In my 5 years of mongering I got petite tall Asian girl once at moonlight. Girl was very tall and I complimented her and girl was very young. For some reason she was not into massage or fun. I opted for 1 hour. 15 minutes into session, when I was asked to flip, I asked this girl if I can touch you, she said only OTC and on ass. Moment I started touching, I heard Asian kids playing with aeroplane toys while speaking in some Asian language. I instantly got my boner killed. I ended the session right away. Gave $15 tip and exited the premises. Felt very bad and didn't returned ever.

[Sethk]

Hey guys,

Long time lurker here. My regular is out for the next two weeks, but I was hoping to treat myself to a little fun this week. Anyone have an independent (just my preference) massage provider who's cool with DFK and FIV? Would love a recommendation!

I've already checked my old backup (Lyndsey) and she doesn't seem to be around anymore. I tried Aleczis last week, but man. That was some seriously misleading photography, and too much drama for my taste.

Any help is appreciated, thanks!

[SubicRun]

I'm thinking in a worse case scenario if that AMP were to get busted during that time, probably a guarantee that it would be a lot harder to have your kid without supervision. A slim chance that would happen, but very possible.

DeadHeadChevy,

Your comments and concerns, IMHO, are spot on. On the surface, what that guy did is just wrong.

[DeadHeadChevy]

I am wondering if the kid was even aware what was going on, or if he was happy in his electronic world and didn't even think about it.

The whole thing seems oddly desperate.

I'm thinking in a worse case scenario if that AMP were to get busted during that time, probably a guarantee that it would be a lot harder to have your kid without supervision. A slim chance that would happen, but very possible.

[Bwetfan]

Precisely what I was thinking, thanks dude.

I was hesitant to post because the terms of posting where it sounds like you are criticizing others instead of offering advice ir insight tends to get you a violation or is just frowned upon.

Also, I did not want to sound as if I was making it out to be that I was in some way better then this guy just because it's something that I wouldn't do.

I am wondering if the kid was even aware what was going on, or if he was happy in his electronic world and didn't even think about it.

The whole thing seems oddly desperate.

[DeadHeadChevy]

Initially, when I read your post I was trying to give the guy the benefit of doubt and thought maybe it was his first time to a massage parlor and he didn't know any better. When I realized he was the last customer, and it was in the late hours this guy knew exactly what he went there for.

I'm not a morale police either, but to take a young kid to that type of establishment is outright wrong. It's not a chiropractic or doctor's office, dude!

Precisely what I was thinking, thanks dude.

I was hesitant to post because the terms of posting where it sounds like you are criticizing others instead of offering advice ir insight tends to get you a violation or is just frowned upon.

Also, I did not want to sound as if I was making it out to be that I was in some way better then this guy just because it's something that I wouldn't do.

[Zyzzx4044]

I'll go try it out if you got the store name.

Formerly in Oceaside this place has been around for quite a while and is indeed a very good service. Connie the owner is the best!

[RChangDatyKing]

Okay, not trying to preach or blast this guy but seriously WTF?

Admins, please give me some leeway as a reminder for the other mongers of what " NOT" to do when going to an AMP. Maybe it's just me, but I would never do something like this.

Went to a place and was shaking my head of what this dude did. Not going to say the name if the place as it was not any fault of theirs, but if I were them, I would have turned this guy away just for moral principles at least.

It was late and I came into this place (unnamed) and sadly for me they were booked up until closing, the dude I'm talking about I guess was the last customer for the night.

I walked in, was greeted by the owner and a maybe 10-12 year old boy, who was not obviously her son. The owner was nice, said they were closing soon but another customer was already there and that she could accommodate for tomorrow.

Okay, my bad, I got there late, no fault of the shops.

This customer who was there though, his 10-12 year old son had to sit there in the lobby playing video games as his dad was getting maybe a rub / suck and tug in a room 6 feet away.

I'm not the morality police by any means, but dude seriously.

Where the kid is sitting is right next to another room, basically up against the wall of another room, not sure if anyone was in there but it would have giving that kid some cheap thrills if there was.

I'm sorry, but please don't do this, if you are, leave your kid out in the car or better yet don't bring them at all.

I know I sound like I'm preaching and Admins, I'm sorry as this needs to be said as a basic guide of not being a dumbass. Feel free to redact as needed as I am not trying to violate the rules.

Thank you.

Initially, when I read your post I was trying to give the guy the benefit of doubt and thought maybe it was his first time to a massage parlor and he didn't know any better. When I realized he was the last customer, and it was in the late hours this guy knew exactly what he went there for.

I'm not a morale police either, but to take a young kid to that type of establishment is outright wrong. It's not a chiropractic or doctor's office, dude!

[Sculpin858]

My girlfriend would be interested in getting a couples massage with a happy finish. We want female therapists. Thanks for any direction you can point us in.

[Lion1]

Has anybody tried any of the girls at the place on Del Mar Heights that advertises body slides? Thinking about it. Wonder if anybody's got any intel.

I've been there on and off over the years. Safe and reliable for a FBSM hand-finish. Nice apartment. 2-3 rooms going at the same time. Last visit was a few months ago with Vanessa. Pay 220 up front. Nude massage with body slides, but no extras were offered. A little mutual touch, nothing to write home about. She's attractive (pics are real), decent convo and generally friendly. If she had hinted at a little more, even a LFK, I might have returned.

Haven't seen any of the other current crop. They tend to run a little older (mid to late 30's or more) than when I went a few years ago. I've been offered BBBJ by a few providers that are now long gone, but I know if any reviews mentioning it showed up, they'd get asked to find another place to work.

[DeadHeadChevy]

Okay, not trying to preach or blast this guy but seriously WTF?

Admins, please give me some leeway as a reminder for the other mongers of what " NOT" to do when going to an AMP. Maybe it's just me, but I would never do something like this.

Went to a place and was shaking my head of what this dude did. Not going to say the name if the place as it was not any fault of theirs, but if I were them, I would have turned this guy away just for moral principles at least.

It was late and I came into this place (unnamed) and sadly for me they were booked up until closing, the dude I'm talking about I guess was the last customer for the night.

I walked in, was greeted by the owner and a maybe 10-12 year old boy, who was not obviously her son. The owner was nice, said they were closing soon but another customer was already there and that she could accommodate for tomorrow.

Okay, my bad, I got there late, no fault of the shops.

This customer who was there though, his 10-12 year old son had to sit there in the lobby playing video games as his dad was getting maybe a rub / suck and tug in a room 6 feet away.

I'm not the morality police by any means, but dude seriously.

Where the kid is sitting is right next to another room, basically up against the wall of another room, not sure if anyone was in there but it would have giving that kid some cheap thrills if there was.

I'm sorry, but please don't do this, if you are, leave your kid out in the car or better yet don't bring them at all.

I know I sound like I'm preaching and Admins, I'm sorry as this needs to be said as a basic guide of not being a dumbass. Feel free to redact as needed as I am not trying to violate the rules.

Thank you.

[SaberLancer091]

I get confused when people ask about this topic. Its kinda common sense you should shower before you see one of these ladies. Shave your junk? Always a philosophy of mine not to be all overly hairy if you're looking for attention in that area. Are you more likely to put your mouth somewhere where its not all hairy? No one wants pubes in their mouth.

Exactly, but I guess a lot of people don't think about it. I've always thought that guys would prefer shaving their junk to not only keep the area clean but also not having to deal with accidentally pulling pubes out. It was a surprise when almost all the massage therapists I've seen compliment me for keeping my lower area shaven.

Guess people like us are in the minority?

[DeadHeadChevy]

EDIT>>>Had some issues uploading my entire text , not sure what happened.

Usually not a fan of the 4 hands upsell option, but my mind was changed recently.
Was in LG And first went to Diamond Day, but the girl who I knew isn't there anymore, shocking I know. So I ventured down the street to Sunflower.

I read some reviews and was not expecting any FS or even a BJ, and wasn't sure if any other options were available beyond your basic massage.
I observed the shop for a bit while getting my hair cut 2 doors down and it is really nice for the rest of you mongers. The place is clean and plenty of parking to be discrete for those nervous types.

Okay, the current line-up ate 3 girls, all IMO, good looking in their own right, but just enough variety to satisfy most.

Line-up:
Star. A petite long haired girl, I'm guessing in her early 30's, thin build, long curly hair, A-cups and really nice innocent looking face.
LuLu- cute girl, a little thick around the waist, but not fat, nice firm legs and ass, sporting a nice set of natural D's with nice sized nips. This is a different LuLu then the shop down the street.
CoCo. A very sweet shirt petite girl with a bobbed cut style hair, very thin body, tiny but firm ass, with A-cups and eraser tips. She has a sophisticated look and a very seductive stare in her eye as like Star.

Upon entry, mamasan tried the normal upsell for the 4 hands, normal for this shop, she's not super pushy but selling. I decided to bite, looking more for a more attentive massage other the extras.

I drew LuLu and Coco for my 4 hands snd was very very pleased.

80 for the house, 40/ girl for the hr, if you're wondering.

Took a quick shower to be clean and dropped a deuce while there (before shower). Shower is very large, modern and clean, good choice of soaps and shampoos to use.
Showered up dry off and proceeded back to my room. My only complaint is that the rooms are a bit small but useable and there is no place to really put your clothes once undress besides the floor, bit minor worry.

Got into the room, the girls entered and started right away asking my pressure preference. They worked on opposite sides of my body giving very good attention to each and every part, a very good massage.
I knew that HE was the basic menu item so I expected some minimal teasing at some point, and yes I was surprised to what I got. I believe it was Coco, but one of them started massaging more around my ass, squeezing my cheeks and rubbing my inner thighs, close enough to tease without making direct contact, well until later.
Not sure which one, but one was working my back and shoulders while the other gently made her way around the boys and up my flagpole with a very nice rhythmic motion and pressure that drives you crazy.
Not sure how ling this went on for but I was in heaven, had my dry humping the sheets before the flip.

After the hot towel clean-up and the flip, both gave awesome attention to my boys and my very erect shaft. LuLu on my right and Coco on my left, my hand on each of their asses at this point as the games begin. Now I had started rubbing Cocos legs during the massage, now my hand and fingers were migrating over her panties rubbing her very warm box stroking her clit over the panties. LuLu has a very firm ass, but she was wearing leggings that seemed like they were staying on, but she did not disappoint at all. She dropped her big natural Ds out to smother me while sucking on her eraser tips while the other hand was probing deep into Coco. I would switch up and rub and suck on Cocos nice little but firm As with very nice big eraser tips while she seduced me with her eyes, a big turn on for me.
LuLu would also start stroking me while either breathing heavily in my ear or DFK me to drive me over the edge as Coco moaned and girated with the motion of my fingers rubbing her wet box and very pronounced clit.
I was in heaven and it felt awesome, both girls giving lots of attention. Their arms were getting tired so one motioned for me to take over and i did as i was being attended to with nice big naturals in my face and a hot box in my other hand.
As I started to pop, Coco repositioned to between my legs, i popped and she immediately took over by rubbing and stroking almost to a whole other level but seductively milking every drop out of me to the point where i was shaking immensely.

They cleaned me up got dressed and walked to the front where both were waiting. Tipped the a bit over, but was well worth it for me, gave them each a Benny for their efforts and attention.

This was a game changer for me, definitely going to try this again here or at least do a longer session with Coco, she has that look that makes me crazy, sophisticated, innocent snd seductive all wrapped in one. LuLu is not bad either, a little thick but those tits are awesome and she has a great ass.

If youre looking for that attention to detail, def try the 4 hands, ymmv vary of course, but it should be fun.

[Jay48]

CEO SPA at Univercity Ave. All provide.

What parlors in San Diego country allow FS. Really need some Asian pssy.