Massage Parlor Reports

[Habogad]

Had a Lovely time with Aimee (pronounced like an Apple product. IMe) up in Sterling.

Though I will say, the overall experience was a bit weird. I have a whole spiel about it that I was about to write but it was starting to get long-winded and drowning in details so here's a shorter version.

Long-story short: Aimee has a GREAT body. A young, slim build. She says she's 25 which. . . Yeah probably. My initial guess with the Asian-curve was early 30's, but it doesn't matter.

But everything else about the visit was technically just TERRIBLE.

The massage was like if someone wikipedia'd "massage" 30 minutes prior to the session.

Frequent interruptions of the session due to the late night crowd trying to get in last-minute bookings.

For some reason she didn't know how to close the door fully but knew how to fling open the door for everyone to be able to look into the room.

There wasn't really a concern for maintaining privacy. Like folks were just walking around. No real making sure no one else was out and about before walking you through the hallway, etc. I didn't run into anyone other than other staff, but I mighta just gotten lucky.

Almost half the session was her essentially "playing" naive regarding the "services" of a massage despite her knowing EXACTLY what the business was based on her talking about it during the massage portion.

Like honestly, I would easily recommend AVOID this place. But dammit, her body was AMAZING. It was. 8 for the hour and. 8 for full nude NoVa.

Did I overpay? Yeah probably! But we don't always make the best decisions in times like this.

[MavDog2]

It's like telling a car dealer how much you're willing pay. They'll both make sure you pay your max, while giving you the minimum.

If she asks how much you have, respond with "how much do you want?

The price is the price, and it shouldn't matter how much more you have in your pocket.

On a somewhat similar line, don't let your hand linger in when you are bringing out the tip. Some providers would perk up, "ooh is there more?

And I promise I wasn't doing this with I'll intent, I was just distracted or being slow. Best to just avoid this awkwardness altogether LOL.

[Frank Digitola]

You might try Nikki in Fairfax. Others have described her as Thai, but I thought she told me she was from Laos. Pretty good massage, something like 36 DDS, and a big bottom. Only does NOVA, may take her top off, but don't expect any other upgrades. She advertises on BP.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...a/8189661.html

I've actually seen Nikki a lot of times. I can't really call myself a regular as I have to really be in a particular mood to see her. So my visits are every once and a while. Her massage style is light to medium touch and I really need a provider that can give me a stronger massage. I got into this game because I was regularly getting legit massages because I was constantly getting aches from my powerlifting hobby. Figured I might as well pay a little more and get flipped by a pretty Asian girl. When I'm not worried about a strong, and deep massage, and want to play with ethereal curves during the nova, that's when I go to see Nikki.

Nikki is my pal though. I like her. She's actually really funny. As far as appearance goes, I've only seen one other provider that I've loved more aesthetically and that's a Korean girl named Bella. (As an interesting side note, Bella turned one of my worst AMP experiences into one of my top 3. If you know where she is please tell me.) I love thick and stacked women and to me Nikki is perfect. She told me that she is from Thailand. As a matter of fact I saw her about a month ago after she returned from a trip there. If you haven't seen her in a while, she's put on a little weight and 85% of it is in those teddies. There's absolutely no chance she's a DD anymore. I didn't think she was a DD when I first met her and she's definitely not a DD now. Nikki is in the upper echelon of big teddies. If she's less than an F cup right now I'd be surprised. Her teddies are huge and the booty is magnificent too. She's honestly built like a Latina.

Frankie.

[NyHornet]

My intention was to lay low this weekend but that was not to be. I posted a report saying I reached out to KK in an attempt to find Thai Anna with the huge teddies. She told me Anna was gone and I thought that was the end of it. I however received a text from KK later on this weekend that said "I know you asked about a friend with big boobs, but I've got a lot of friends with big butts" She had my curiosity, but now she has my attention. She gives me a list of names saying Patty, Fern, Anna and June in Fairfax are all friends that own phat booties. I'd met with Anna and have confirmed via a previous report that she is a great masseuse and is indeed the proud owner of a nice phatty. I'll save the minutiae of my decision to not go with the other girls but I ended up selecting June. She was young, a non spinner, had a booty and bolt ons. Sounds good to me. I pull the trigger and ask KK to set it up. I get the follow up text and it's Sophie. So just FYI, Sophie also goes by the name June. I like Sophie, so despite my hopes to try new things, I decided to go back to see her again.

I arrived and Sophie was tied up with something and another girl named Candy who was there started my massage. She was pretty good. Nice strong work. Anyone who has seen Sophie before knows her style is more teasing and medium pressure. So the strong start was really good and unexpected. Candy massaged me for about twenty minutes and then Sophie came in. She had on a little red dress and looked really hot. She hugged me and kissed me on the cheek and then started the tease portion of the massage. Candy didn't leave. She stayed and massaged me more as Sophie massaged my legs and teased. In my head I'm thinking "this is magnificent, but the jokes on them, I only brought the Thai independent fee and three Lin Manuel Miranda's! The friend stayed for about 5 minutes more and this is honestly the only time I've enjoyed four hand. I've tried it three times and it was just okay. Much like threesomes, the idea is way more awesome than the actual activity. But in this situation Candy's firm deep tissue and Sophie's light touches and teases where a very enjoyable match.

Candy leaves Sophie massaged me a little more and then I'm flipped. The dress comes off, the excellent nova starts and after a bit of time I pop. So it was another great time with Sophie. Her shower is however still hot af. I now have 6th degree burns and a torn ACL, but at least I'm clean. She told me that next time I see her that I should do Nuru with her because she has a surprise for me. I might take her up on that in hopes that said surprise isn't "TADA! That service was both more expensive and not really your thing!

It now appears that my tour of the Voluptuous, Thailand province of Northern Virginia has expanded. I'm going to have to try the other "big butt friends" I was informed of. There's Patty, Fern, and KK also said there's another big butt girl named Lily that's coming this month. If anyone can share intel on Patty and Fern I'd appreciate it. I've seen brahs say that they've had sessions with Fern, but no real details as to what she looks like or anything. I've also got plans to book a session with Vandara when she's back in town which I'm really excited about as I haven't seen her before, but have heard good things.

Frankie.

You might try Nikki in Fairfax. Others have described her as Thai, but I thought she told me she was from Laos. Pretty good massage, something like 36 DDS, and a big bottom. Only does NOVA, may take her top off, but don't expect any other upgrades. She advertises on BP.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...a/8189661.html

[Bunker Buster]

Had a dream I stopped by C&C a few days ago. Drew Lee (or Li). Definite language issues, but overall a nice dream. .8 for the house for the hour. TS was nice. Went back and she started a medium pressure massage. I complimented her on her nice touch, which she mistook for my saying I wanted a light touch. I didn't mind, though, as it felt great and was very stimulating and relaxing.

On the flip, she asked me what I had to spend. I told her what I had on me. She dropped her shorts (but not her thong) and pulled up (but not off) her top. Standard Nova at the end, but good technique. Tipped quite generously for that, I think (.8), and she seemed a bit put out that it wasn't more.

All in all a nice time, but pricey for what it was, as it turned out.

It's like telling a car dealer how much you're willing pay. They'll both make sure you pay your max, while giving you the minimum.

If she asks how much you have, respond with "how much do you want?

The price is the price, and it shouldn't matter how much more you have in your pocket.

[TheOuroboros]

Checked out this MP on 3022 Javier in Fairfax. Called on Saturday and this place was busy so I was told to come back another time. I managed to squeeze my way in later. This place is interesting because they don't really advertise too much and it's located in a building that's locked and requires a code to get in. A quick text got me the code and I headed upstairs to the locale. Met with Lucy whose maybe somewhere in her 40's. Tiny Chinese lady. Small Tids but a nice petite ass with some bubble. She wasn't hot but she was cute. Got 30 min for. 4 and her massage was very good for the price. On the flip, she asked me what I want? I said her. She laughed and said me? Ok. How much? We negotiated FS for $. 4. She dropped her clothes and went down for a quick BBBJ just to get me ready to go and then produced a cover where I proceeded to pound her gloriously for the remaining 10 min. Blew in the cover and she cleaned me up. Another monger texted her after we finished. Asked her if there was a TS she said no because this place doesn't have one. Then she showed me the text and laughed, because his next text said "what kind of service do you do?" Seriously, are people that dense? I told her to reply with "very good massage" we both had a good laugh. Told her to be careful and then made my way down the stairs. Fairfax therapeutic is definitely on my nice list. I will be back hoping for some more very good massage.

As always YMMV and treat the ladies nice. And don't ask stupid questions over text LOL.

[TreatEmNice]

Had a dream I stopped by C&C a few days ago. Drew Lee (or Li). Definite language issues, but overall a nice dream. .8 for the house for the hour. TS was nice. Went back and she started a medium pressure massage. I complimented her on her nice touch, which she mistook for my saying I wanted a light touch. I didn't mind, though, as it felt great and was very stimulating and relaxing.

On the flip, she asked me what I had to spend. I told her what I had on me. She dropped her shorts (but not her thong) and pulled up (but not off) her top. Standard Nova at the end, but good technique. Tipped quite generously for that, I think (.8), and she seemed a bit put out that it wasn't more.

All in all a nice time, but pricey for what it was, as it turned out.

That was my experience. $80 is disappointing to the staff at CC (WTF) but King and Angel think $80 is great. Going back to one of them once I get a handle on the current staffs.

[Idk85]

Honestly. If you go to any AMP and use these names I guarantee you that they will pair you up with somebody or you can use it as leverage when they ask you who you've seen before when you lie and tell them you've been there before. A bucket a bunch. But hey since you saw a kiko at Diamond, I recommend you hit up kiko at deep blue. She has the big teddies you're looking for. Not a spinner body but she cute.

Or, they're the same person. If the spas are affiliated with each other, they could be swapping talent to keep it fresh. Anyway, I met KiKo at Diamond and I will be adding her to my rotation. She has nice strong hands.

[Jay1646]

I haven't seen Sasha at Eden in person, but judging from the pics I found post Google search I'd say Kiko is as big, probably a little bigger.

If you're interested in seeing legit pics, search the spa name. I was going to post the pic but haven't seen other brahs do that. The third pic in those 22 pics beside the spa name is Kiko. Although the pic is SFW, you can even see the teddies.

Ok yeah I can definitely see she's packing some heat in her shirt.

I'll be up in Nova this weekend, thanks for the tips everyone.

[LetzDantz]

Had a dream I stopped by C&C a few days ago. Drew Lee (or Li). Definite language issues, but overall a nice dream. .8 for the house for the hour. TS was nice. Went back and she started a medium pressure massage. I complimented her on her nice touch, which she mistook for my saying I wanted a light touch. I didn't mind, though, as it felt great and was very stimulating and relaxing.

On the flip, she asked me what I had to spend. I told her what I had on me. She dropped her shorts (but not her thong) and pulled up (but not off) her top. Standard Nova at the end, but good technique. Tipped quite generously for that, I think (.8), and she seemed a bit put out that it wasn't more.

All in all a nice time, but pricey for what it was, as it turned out.

[Frank Digitola]

My intention was to lay low this weekend but that was not to be. I posted a report saying I reached out to KK in an attempt to find Thai Anna with the huge teddies. She told me Anna was gone and I thought that was the end of it. I however received a text from KK later on this weekend that said "I know you asked about a friend with big boobs, but I've got a lot of friends with big butts" She had my curiosity, but now she has my attention. She gives me a list of names saying Patty, Fern, Anna and June in Fairfax are all friends that own phat booties. I'd met with Anna and have confirmed via a previous report that she is a great masseuse and is indeed the proud owner of a nice phatty. I'll save the minutiae of my decision to not go with the other girls but I ended up selecting June. She was young, a non spinner, had a booty and bolt ons. Sounds good to me. I pull the trigger and ask KK to set it up. I get the follow up text and it's Sophie. So just FYI, Sophie also goes by the name June. I like Sophie, so despite my hopes to try new things, I decided to go back to see her again.

I arrived and Sophie was tied up with something and another girl named Candy who was there started my massage. She was pretty good. Nice strong work. Anyone who has seen Sophie before knows her style is more teasing and medium pressure. So the strong start was really good and unexpected. Candy massaged me for about twenty minutes and then Sophie came in. She had on a little red dress and looked really hot. She hugged me and kissed me on the cheek and then started the tease portion of the massage. Candy didn't leave. She stayed and massaged me more as Sophie massaged my legs and teased. In my head I'm thinking "this is magnificent, but the jokes on them, I only brought the Thai independent fee and three Lin Manuel Miranda's! The friend stayed for about 5 minutes more and this is honestly the only time I've enjoyed four hand. I've tried it three times and it was just okay. Much like threesomes, the idea is way more awesome than the actual activity. But in this situation Candy's firm deep tissue and Sophie's light touches and teases where a very enjoyable match.

Candy leaves Sophie massaged me a little more and then I'm flipped. The dress comes off, the excellent nova starts and after a bit of time I pop. So it was another great time with Sophie. Her shower is however still hot af. I now have 6th degree burns and a torn ACL, but at least I'm clean. She told me that next time I see her that I should do Nuru with her because she has a surprise for me. I might take her up on that in hopes that said surprise isn't "TADA! That service was both more expensive and not really your thing!

It now appears that my tour of the Voluptuous, Thailand province of Northern Virginia has expanded. I'm going to have to try the other "big butt friends" I was informed of. There's Patty, Fern, and KK also said there's another big butt girl named Lily that's coming this month. If anyone can share intel on Patty and Fern I'd appreciate it. I've seen brahs say that they've had sessions with Fern, but no real details as to what she looks like or anything. I've also got plans to book a session with Vandara when she's back in town which I'm really excited about as I haven't seen her before, but have heard good things.

Frankie.

[Frank Digitola]

I was just about to ask you NOVA mongers, where I could go for a really busty provider.

I might of found what I'm looking for. Would you say hers are bigger than Sasha's at Eden??

I haven't seen Sasha at Eden in person, but judging from the pics I found post Google search I'd say Kiko is as big, probably a little bigger.

If you're interested in seeing legit pics, search the spa name. I was going to post the pic but haven't seen other brahs do that. The third pic in those 22 pics beside the spa name is Kiko. Although the pic is SFW, you can even see the teddies.

[Wp212]

Had a great time with a Bobby (Bobbi?) though it was probably the highest I've ever tipped (for what was essentially a nude body slide, daty, and HJ finish.

She also asked for it before the deed which was also a first, but given that she easily has the best body I've ever seen in any AMP ever, I let it slide.

Was .8+$ BTW.

[Wp212]

Had a great time with a Bobby (Bobbi?) though it was probably the highest I've ever tipped (for what was essentially a nude body slide, daty, and HJ finish.

She also asked for it before the deed which was also a first, but given that she easily has the best body I've ever seen in any AMP ever, I let it slide.

[TheOuroboros]

Speaking of names, it's pronounced Kee-Ko.

Frankie.

Honestly. If you go to any AMP and use these names I guarantee you that they will pair you up with somebody or you can use it as leverage when they ask you who you've seen before when you lie and tell them you've been there before. A bucket a bunch. But hey since you saw a kiko at Diamond, I recommend you hit up kiko at deep blue. She has the big teddies you're looking for. Not a spinner body but she cute.