Massage Parlor Reports

[Frank Digitola]

Saw this ad.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...a/6659444.html

Don't get sucked into the lure of affordable 4 hand. I went there before I broke my lurk as they were advertising $50 for an hour massage when they first opened up. First time I saw a lady named KiKi. Late 40's, not really that attractive, thick, yet not shapely. Think Sponge Bob, not hourglass. She does however have big cans. Chinese place so no table shower. Massage was tip toeing on being above average but was just okay. Flip and the girls came out to play. HJ was fair but didn't pop after stocking up for 4 days. Gave her the 5 entry fee and tipped 4.

Saw another lady dip into anther room when I left so went back to try her on the cheap. Didn't get a great look at her though. Got her on my return visit and she was early 50's and looks like she'll be a Mamasan in 6 months. Massage was okay, HJ was actually pretty good and I was able to pop. Wasn't earth shattering and I had been stockpiling for close to a week so I credited the pop to the stockpile. I haven't been back. I did however see KiKi on my way out. So those are the chicks who'll probably taking care of your 4 hand. If you want to roll the dice and play with KiKis big cans hoping for a YMMV go ahead and cash in on the deal. I gave Soon to be Mamasan the same 5 and 4.

The pics online have a sign that says Swan. So I think so. I'm pretty new to the game and ever since I started going to YG, it's been called Golden. Golden, YG, and the Thai place are all different suites in the same one level building there.

Misspoke here. I meant to say different suites in the same long section of businesses. The buildings in that office park are two levels. Golden and the Thai place that's probably legit are on the 2nd floors of their respective entrances.

[DoctorDoctor]

Anyone try this provider out https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...a/6644747.html been looking for something different than an AMP. She has multiple postings with different prices wondering if that's a sign to stay away. Thanks for any advice.

Google the number, see what comes up. Take one for the team.

This is like being in an ice cream store, choose your favorite, comfort or be daring. It depends on your preferences. Sometimes you hit one out of the park, others the pitcher beans ya.

[HardToTame]

Went to the place in falls church for massage, ended up Asian crap shoot place. Did not get a massage, but a lot more. Girl name was Mindy, she was thin older with bolt ons. .60 + .20 tip. It is listed twice in rub maps. Don't get fooled like I did unless you want to.

[WaveSurfer]

Anyone try this provider out https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...a/6644747.html been looking for something different than an AMP. She has multiple postings with different prices wondering if that's a sign to stay away. Thanks for any advice.

[Frank Digitola]

Golden Touch is still using the same phone number the other two places used, and I think they're in the same suite as the older places.

The pics online have a sign that says Swan. So I think so. I'm pretty new to the game and ever since I started going to YG, it's been called Golden. Golden, YG, and the Thai place are all different suites in the same one level building there.

[Bunker Buster]

I called Ashley every now & then over last several months, only got voicemail. But, last week or so, finally got a reply from her by text-- could've been she replied to my text inquiry, or maybe my voicemail, I can't recall which. Anyways, we text a little back & forth. I ask about her hours (which she said were around 7 am-3 pm or such). I text replied that 7 am was early & made comment about 'early bird gets the worm. ' She took it as a sexual reference (I suppose the 'worm' was a sexual joke? She politely & firmly texted that it crossed the line, & said she'd have to end our communications. Oh well. I always follow the 'no sexual references' rule of thumb 1st time contact w / any Provider, & didn't mean it sexually. Everyone is entitled to set their own limits, & we have to respect that, so learn from my inadvertent goof.

It suggests paranoia and a need for control. It's better that she flipped out over a texted joke; imagine if you were there and she got bent out of shape mid-session.

[Bunker Buster]

I tried the Golden Therapy place yesterday. Lee Lee was my masseuse. She's a 40 something, attractive, average build chick. She had on a tight little red dress. Its a Korean place so they had a table shower. She walked on my back which was cool. Massage was good too. I'd file it under slightly above average.

On times when I'm not super worried about a top tier massage or the physique of my provider I'm definitely going to go see her again. House 8. Tipped 4.

Golden Touch is still using the same phone number the other two places used, and I think they're in the same suite as the older places.

[NotMikeSmith]

I've also tried several times to contact Ashley without success. .

I called Ashley every now & then over last several months, only got voicemail. But, last week or so, finally got a reply from her by text-- could've been she replied to my text inquiry, or maybe my voicemail, I can't recall which. Anyways, we text a little back & forth. I ask about her hours (which she said were around 7 am-3 pm or such). I text replied that 7 am was early & made comment about 'early bird gets the worm. ' She took it as a sexual reference (I suppose the 'worm' was a sexual joke? She politely & firmly texted that it crossed the line, & said she'd have to end our communications. Oh well. I always follow the 'no sexual references' rule of thumb 1st time contact w / any Provider, & didn't mean it sexually. Everyone is entitled to set their own limits, & we have to respect that, so learn from my inadvertent goof.

[TheOuroboros]

There are always several factors. The individual gal. Whether they get a vibe that concerns them. Whether you've been before. Even though I've never been to this location, there are many in Northern VA where there are no guarantees, but if you play your cards right, you can get at least a NOVA finish. I would say your odds are still OK.

Lucky for you, there's so many fields in NoVa to play ball on. I've personally been to places where I've received FS and then only a legit massage (at the same place). The spectrum is wide and as was stated above, it depends on the girl and / or whether or not you give off the LEO vibe😕. You can always try again another day. Fun fact I once went to the same AMP and saw the same lady 3 separate occasions. Always legit. Went back, saw a new lady, got the NoVA. Then came back, got the original girl who laughed told me she thought I was a cop, but then got an awesome NoVa from her. So YMMV.

[Start2]

I don't have the budget for this hobby that many of you have, so generally, I try to stick to my ATF or a provider who is a sure bet. On occasion, I will TOFTT. When it doesn't pan out, I generally accept it and view it as my "personal penance. " .

Was working from home this afternoon and knew I had a 2 hour block of time in the afternoon where I could slip away.

Wanted to try and keep it close to home so reached out to:

- Ashley: No response; comment: I have tried to engage Ashley 2 other times but have not been able to get a response back from her. Appreciate any advice with Ashley (Caucasian MILF in Annandale).

- Chelsea: No response; comment: first time I have tried to reach out to Chelsea.

- Amy: Got a speedy response that 2 - 3 girls were available and I should come over now (https://www.adultlook.com/p/2993425).

I get to the location in West Springfield, receive text directions to the ground-level apartment, and am greeted by a fairly average looking Asian MILF named Emma. Dark hair is shoulder length, knows a little English. Definitely not Amy in the pictures (who does exist as I saw her on the way out). Apartment is pretty empty looking and Emma is the only one I see.

Emma escorts me to the back bedroom, I hand over my $1. 6 for the hour, and proceed to undress. Emma directs me to lay down on the bed (mattresses on the floor). I ask her if there are other girls but she says they are busy. Emma gives me a perfunctory 10 minute back massage then tells me to turn over. She quickly undresses (saggy top, body is very pudgy), puts a condom on me, gives me 1 - 3 minutes of CBJ, then asks "fuck me?" I perform what feels like an unappetizing task, finish up pretty quickly, and I am out in 30 minutes.

As I mentioned, I did see Amy on the way out. For the most part, she looks like the pictures. Perhaps she would have been a better experience. All I know is, if Lily (Centerville / Merrifield) is "top shelf," then this provider was clearly the opposite of the Lily experience.

I will not return.

You posted a Escort Report on the Massage side. At a minimum your budget goes up due to the expense of a separate monger phone.

YEMV but I've always found the Massage side a better proposition compared to Escorts. Generally the Escort advantage is that you know what you are getting before you get there, usually with a 1/2 ass attitude at best. The Massage advantage is that generally the provider puts forth the effort. My only accidental PV experience I just laughed and made my way out to greener pastures. Every time I read a PV report on here with the guy hoping after 99 visits maybe she will touch him, I laugh again.

Even when a Escort looks great and provides a great experience I've found that the resulting single expense equal to multiple Massage visits. If you do your research, at least one of those Massage visits will be great.

PV, Escort, Massage take your pick and have fun.

[Mike85]

I was there just a couple of weeks ago. Provider was Mia and we had a good time? Are you 100% sure, because I was planning on going back.

New blue sky is on dorsey circle.

[Mike85]

There are always several factors. The individual gal. Whether they get a vibe that concerns them. Whether you've been before. Even though I've never been to this location, there are many in Northern VA where there are no guarantees, but if you play your cards right, you can get at least a NOVA finish. I would say your odds are still OK.

I think the confusion over all this is the similarities of names the new places.

Mia works at 'blue sky' on diggs, 'new blue sky' is on dorsey circle about a 1/2 mile away, upper level, run by Jessica. The OP who said new blue sky is totally legit was accurate. It is a nice place, $50 for body massage and $25 for foot.

[MrSunnyHills]

I was there just a couple of weeks ago. Provider was Mia and we had a good time? Are you 100% sure, because I was planning on going back.

There are always several factors. The individual gal. Whether they get a vibe that concerns them. Whether you've been before. Even though I've never been to this location, there are many in Northern VA where there are no guarantees, but if you play your cards right, you can get at least a NOVA finish. I would say your odds are still OK.

[Tom McAn]

I don't have the budget for this hobby that many of you have, so generally, I try to stick to my ATF or a provider who is a sure bet. On occasion, I will TOFTT. When it doesn't pan out, I generally accept it and view it as my "personal penance. " .

Was working from home this afternoon and knew I had a 2 hour block of time in the afternoon where I could slip away.

Wanted to try and keep it close to home so reached out to:

- Ashley: No response; comment: I have tried to engage Ashley 2 other times but have not been able to get a response back from her. Appreciate any advice with Ashley (Caucasian MILF in Annandale).

- Chelsea: No response; comment: first time I have tried to reach out to Chelsea.

- Amy: Got a speedy response that 2 - 3 girls were available and I should come over now (https://www.adultlook.com/p/2993425).

I get to the location in West Springfield, receive text directions to the ground-level apartment, and am greeted by a fairly average looking Asian MILF named Emma. Dark hair is shoulder length, knows a little English. Definitely not Amy in the pictures (who does exist as I saw her on the way out). Apartment is pretty empty looking and Emma is the only one I see.

Emma escorts me to the back bedroom, I hand over my $1. 6 for the hour, and proceed to undress. Emma directs me to lay down on the bed (mattresses on the floor). I ask her if there are other girls but she says they are busy. Emma gives me a perfunctory 10 minute back massage then tells me to turn over. She quickly undresses (saggy top, body is very pudgy), puts a condom on me, gives me 1 - 3 minutes of CBJ, then asks "fuck me?" I perform what feels like an unappetizing task, finish up pretty quickly, and I am out in 30 minutes.

As I mentioned, I did see Amy on the way out. For the most part, she looks like the pictures. Perhaps she would have been a better experience. All I know is, if Lily (Centerville / Merrifield) is "top shelf," then this provider was clearly the opposite of the Lily experience.

I will not return.

I'm sorry to hear about your experience with Emma. That stinks that she only gave you half the time for which you paid and that she gave half-assed service for the time you were actually there.

I've also tried several times to contact Ashley without success. I don't know what's going on with her. As for Chelsea, it appears she left town early last month. She typically advertises on Adult Search when she's around. I would have considered a visit with her three weeks ago had she been in town; it likely would have gone better than my visit with the Falls Church Asian crapshoot.

[FSavages23]

Manassas. Strictly Legit. Okay massage. Would have liked more.

I was there just a couple of weeks ago. Provider was Mia and we had a good time? Are you 100% sure, because I was planning on going back.