Massage Parlor Reports

[The Camel]

Went last week and saw Vicky for an hour session. It was my second time there. Awesome, awesome, awesome massage. Good pressure and in my opinion, damn near CMT quality. Usual ending and she tried to tell me that. 60 is the "standard". Interesting, she didn't hold me to that standard during my first visit. Anyone else's visit consistent with mine? Or is the standard lower for you?

She earned 3 awesomes strung together in your review and I know that you are correct that she's awesome x 3. She's a legendary premium Thai massage provider and her massage skills are unexceeded in this city. But still you want to pay her as a standard provider instead of as an awesome one? Are you awesome at your job? If so, do you strive for your boss or your customers / clients to pay you the same as they would for an average / standard performer in your field?

But more directly, YES you can expect that most Thai girls in central L. A. To be dissatisfied with so-called "standard" $40 tips, especially the ones who righteously understand their own awesomeness.

[Ptaotp]

A jedi is a force user. In the case of temple of bliss it is a dakini (sanskrit for girl who gives a handjob) who works your dikdalini (sanksit for cock) so good you want to call home and come back for more.

There is no breeding at the temple. You have to call ahead, and there is some BS screening process for the first time. The girls there are so substance affected, they do not have the capacity to blackmail you.

As for the prices, it is a stand up fucking, but the girls are not hit by a truck types working in el monte.

To put it a different way, how much are these pretentious cum buckets charging?

[PolloRonco]

Went last week and saw Vicky for an hour session. It was my second time there. Awesome, awesome, awesome massage. Good pressure and in my opinion, damn near CMT quality. Usual ending and she tried to tell me that. 60 is the "standard". Interesting, she didn't hold me to that standard during my first visit. Anyone else's visit consistent with mine? Or is the standard lower for you?

Where is Vicky? I've been looking for good Thai provider for a while.

[PriscillaM]

https://esplerp.org

Check them out, donate, spread the word. Morality / religious based laws are bullshit and need to go.

I love the neo-feminist rant about women having all the same rights, etc. , I see no active prosecutions against a man fucking for money, but somehow a woman cannot? And spare me the human trafficking nonsense. The age range at an MP is NEVER under 30. EVER, and if you think you got an under 30, let me know.

[PlayerN818]

"It's never OK to use or exchange a woman's body for sex," Martinez said.

Pretty sure the woman involved has a say in that.

https://esplerp.org

Check them out, donate, spread the word. Morality / religious based laws are bullshit and need to go.

[PlayerN818]

https://www.dailynews.com/2019/05/28...n-trafficking/

"It's never OK to use or exchange a woman's body for sex," Martinez said.

Pretty sure the woman involved has a say in that.

[Phaijai]

Went last week and saw Vicky for an hour session. It was my second time there. Awesome, awesome, awesome massage. Good pressure and in my opinion, damn near CMT quality. Usual ending and she tried to tell me that. 60 is the "standard". Interesting, she didn't hold me to that standard during my first visit. Anyone else's visit consistent with mine? Or is the standard lower for you?

[HapaBoy86]

https://www.dailynews.com/2019/05/28...n-trafficking/

[PriscillaM]

What's a Jedi, do they offer FS?

A jedi is a force user. In the case of temple of bliss it is a dakini (sanskrit for girl who gives a handjob) who works your dikdalini (sanksit for cock) so good you want to call home and come back for more.

There is no breeding at the temple. You have to call ahead, and there is some BS screening process for the first time. The girls there are so substance affected, they do not have the capacity to blackmail you.

As for the prices, it is a stand up fucking, but the girls are not hit by a truck types working in el monte.

[ElRodil]

So here is the thumbnail on each of the la girls, and a plea for information:...

...Still on promo. Anyone?

Thanks for all the info.

Does this place work like any other AMP? Do you just walk in, pick a girl, get in the room, undress and ask about the menu options?

[PriscillaM]

What did P. T. Barnum say?

Scotchman of rubmaps fame how was that handjob from 1993.

[DreamFreez]

So here is the thumbnail on each of the la girls, and a plea for information:

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/queen-love/

The mamasan. Clinically insane. Has a split personality disorder and is also avaricious with her staff. Takes fucken over 50% from the gross. Apparently no longer gives handjobs, will do coaching for you. Looks like miss havisham. Must be making at least 50 k a month cash.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/luxy-star/

Seems to be executive vice president of the la operation. Is cute and shows her beaver during massages, but her head and the rest of her is somewhere else. A fair shake though.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/danielle-avalon/

Apparently back for a limited time. A master jedi. Used to be in to the whole breathing bullshit and it detracted from her sessions. Has the perfect waist, tits, ass and bountiful Bush. Cute enough that any heterosexual male would drag their balls over 100 feet of broken glass to hear her fart on the phone.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/maya-celeste/

Delusional. Fashions herself as some sort of surf / skate / bad tattoo / fat ass goddess. Gives a weak handjob and is miserable about life in general. Not sure how she is a good corporate citizen, she fuken left the place a while back.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/tiana-luna/

A master jedi. For bell curve reasons, a very high iq. Her body is off the deep end of pluto. She has a cool scar that gives her character. She is network / professional football league quality pussy. I am not recalling if she shows her hey nanny nanny. Totally into my huge cock when I last saw her.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/ashley-faith/

A fatso. No really offensive qualities, but no redeeming ones either. I am sure she is politically correct and volunteers for the homeless. But her handjobs are full of bullshit and are more form than substance.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/ariana-adara/

Well over the age limit. May have been born before the advent of the wheel. Lots of sag and a little too much attitude that she is all that and a bag of busted assholes. I had a hard time converting the third down with her and she was none too happy.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/marilyn-anand/

A Master Jedi. So cute that I would have sex with her even if she did not ask me too. Skin tone and color made from the gods. Dickwork skills that are preternatural. A Bush. Shows her cooter. Awesome naturals.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/nadia-everheart/

A Master Jedi. Objectively I crush it with the nut flying astrally every time I see her. I wish she would tone a little and get rid of the nonsense tats. But I would not hesitate to fuck her all day in mish.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/aurora-rae/

No personal experience. Looks old AF. Maybe a lesbo?

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/ivy-melodia/

I call this one icy melodia. Colder than a well digger's ass. Not into it. Pissed off at trump or something.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/indra-lynx/

She seems new to LA, I think I saw her on the OC lineup. The eyebrows imply a nice Bush. Lots of those flowery pussy eating reviews. Anyone with real information?

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/isabella-moon/

Not interested in this chocolate unless I get some information. She is about 6 feet tall. There is a video of her on the youtube. Meh. Pass.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/gwen-avalon/

Lots of potential in this one. Sort of white farm girl hot, but into lots of the eastern bullshit and really does not get into your lingam enough.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/ishtar-mera/

This one epitomizes her generation. Incredible body and tits that are slowly getting a little untone. For sure has the loser boyfriend. Is now the mamasan's little toy they apparently do these festivals together. It is on her temple of bliss page. Lazy ass handjob done in the temple of bliss scissor position to keep you from nutting on her. Really a loss.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/ka-monique/

Blech. Double aa ball at best. Bad breath and not cute. A lukewarm mess.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/leela-devi/

A jedi, but probably never a master. She clock watches. It is a shame because she is beautiful and she has hairy pits and legs. Unreal body, but like I said, she is watching the clock and does not let you touch the merch.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/elyse/

Kind of looks like the girl across the street who walks her dog. Anyone with information. She seems to look like a pig.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/livia-sirene/

Needs to get on the stairmaster and the fake bake. Mediocre white girl with disciplinary issues.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/autumn-rain/

She has made the jump to level 1. I would ask for some info on this one. She looks plain jane.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/sola-cura/

Jedi potential from the pictures. Has graduated from the bullshit training program. Anyone seen her?

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/gabriella-dream/

I will see and report. OMG.




https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/gabriella-dream/

On my list. Looks a little heavy.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/bella-bianchi/

Another possible jedi. Nice collar bone.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/elle-sita/

Still on promo. Anyone?

What's a Jedi, do they offer FS?

[Scotchman]

So here is the thumbnail on each of the la girls, and a plea for information:

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/queen-love/

The mamasan. Clinically insane. Has a split personality disorder and is also avaricious with her staff. Takes fucken over 50% from the gross. Apparently no longer gives handjobs, will do coaching for you. Looks like miss havisham. Must be making at least 50 k a month cash.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/luxy-star/

Seems to be ... blah-blah...

What did P. T. Barnum say?

[Jlh03]

Does this lady have a name? The woman always berates me when I ask for a line-up on my LA visits. Want to beat her to the curve.

I believe there was a girl named savanna there who kinda looked like a mixed Latina. Slim under 30 and super nice.

[BootyWatcher69]

Well eom and may the force be with you.

Great post about that camp of girls will be referenced for a while, thanks!!