Massage Parlor Reports

[PriscillaM]

No thanks.

Well eom and may the force be with you.

[WhoreMaster 91]

So here is the thumbnail on each of the la girls, and a plea for information:

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/queen-love/

The mamasan. Clinically insane. Has a split personality disorder and is also avaricious with her staff. Takes fucken over 50% from the gross. Apparently no longer gives handjobs, will do coaching for you. Looks like miss havisham. Must be making at least 50 k a month cash.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/luxy-star/

Seems to be executive vice president of the la operation. Is cute and shows her beaver during massages, but her head and the rest of her is somewhere else. A fair shake though.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/danielle-avalon/

Apparently back for a limited time. A master jedi. Used to be in to the whole breathing bullshit and it detracted from her sessions. Has the perfect waist, tits, ass and bountiful Bush. Cute enough that any heterosexual male would drag their balls over 100 feet of broken glass to hear her fart on the phone.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/maya-celeste/

Delusional. Fashions herself as some sort of surf / skate / bad tattoo / fat ass goddess. Gives a weak handjob and is miserable about life in general. Not sure how she is a good corporate citizen, she fuken left the place a while back.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/tiana-luna/

A master jedi. For bell curve reasons, a very high iq. Her body is off the deep end of pluto. She has a cool scar that gives her character. She is network / professional football league quality pussy. I am not recalling if she shows her hey nanny nanny. Totally into my huge cock when I last saw her.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/ashley-faith/

A fatso. No really offensive qualities, but no redeeming ones either. I am sure she is politically correct and volunteers for the homeless. But her handjobs are full of bullshit and are more form than substance.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/ariana-adara/

Well over the age limit. May have been born before the advent of the wheel. Lots of sag and a little too much attitude that she is all that and a bag of busted assholes. I had a hard time converting the third down with her and she was none too happy.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/marilyn-anand/

A Master Jedi. So cute that I would have sex with her even if she did not ask me too. Skin tone and color made from the gods. Dickwork skills that are preternatural. A Bush. Shows her cooter. Awesome naturals.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/nadia-everheart/

A Master Jedi. Objectively I crush it with the nut flying astrally every time I see her. I wish she would tone a little and get rid of the nonsense tats. But I would not hesitate to fuck her all day in mish.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/aurora-rae/

No personal experience. Looks old AF. Maybe a lesbo?

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/ivy-melodia/

I call this one icy melodia. Colder than a well digger's ass. Not into it. Pissed off at trump or something.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/indra-lynx/

She seems new to LA, I think I saw her on the OC lineup. The eyebrows imply a nice Bush. Lots of those flowery pussy eating reviews. Anyone with real information?

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/isabella-moon/

Not interested in this chocolate unless I get some information. She is about 6 feet tall. There is a video of her on the youtube. Meh. Pass.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/gwen-avalon/

Lots of potential in this one. Sort of white farm girl hot, but into lots of the eastern bullshit and really does not get into your lingam enough.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/ishtar-mera/

This one epitomizes her generation. Incredible body and tits that are slowly getting a little untone. For sure has the loser boyfriend. Is now the mamasan's little toy they apparently do these festivals together. It is on her temple of bliss page. Lazy ass handjob done in the temple of bliss scissor position to keep you from nutting on her. Really a loss.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/ka-monique/

Blech. Double aa ball at best. Bad breath and not cute. A lukewarm mess.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/leela-devi/

A jedi, but probably never a master. She clock watches. It is a shame because she is beautiful and she has hairy pits and legs. Unreal body, but like I said, she is watching the clock and does not let you touch the merch.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/elyse/

Kind of looks like the girl across the street who walks her dog. Anyone with information. She seems to look like a pig.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/livia-sirene/

Needs to get on the stairmaster and the fake bake. Mediocre white girl with disciplinary issues.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/autumn-rain/

She has made the jump to level 1. I would ask for some info on this one. She looks plain jane.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/sola-cura/

Jedi potential from the pictures. Has graduated from the bullshit training program. Anyone seen her?

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/gabriella-dream/

I will see and report. OMG.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/gabriella-dream/

On my list. Looks a little heavy.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/bella-bianchi/

Another possible jedi. Nice collar bone.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/elle-sita/

Still on promo. Anyone?

No thanks.

[PriscillaM]

Hello friends. It's looking like I might be heading to LA next month for business. I have never been to your city, but I've heard good things about the AMPs. I was hoping you could point me in the direction of an AMP that can actually give a decent massage with maybe a little extra at the end. I have a very stiff back, and travel just makes it worse. I was in San Diego a few years ago and there was this Thai massage place that I think was probably legit (before my mongering days), and the massage was phenomenal. If there's anything like that up in LA, that'd be great.

Looks like I'll be mostly between the airport and Anaheim, although I might go down to the Irvine area. Not looking for anything beyond a standard finish to a good massage. I'm almost tempted to try and find time to go back to SD and see if I can remember that Thai massage place. Appreciate the help.

Ask for suki or coco. Not sure it will help with your stiff back, but it helps my stiff cock.

[PriscillaM]

So here is the thumbnail on each of the la girls, and a plea for information:

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/queen-love/

The mamasan. Clinically insane. Has a split personality disorder and is also avaricious with her staff. Takes fucken over 50% from the gross. Apparently no longer gives handjobs, will do coaching for you. Looks like miss havisham. Must be making at least 50 k a month cash.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/luxy-star/

Seems to be executive vice president of the la operation. Is cute and shows her beaver during massages, but her head and the rest of her is somewhere else. A fair shake though.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/danielle-avalon/

Apparently back for a limited time. A master jedi. Used to be in to the whole breathing bullshit and it detracted from her sessions. Has the perfect waist, tits, ass and bountiful Bush. Cute enough that any heterosexual male would drag their balls over 100 feet of broken glass to hear her fart on the phone.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/maya-celeste/

Delusional. Fashions herself as some sort of surf / skate / bad tattoo / fat ass goddess. Gives a weak handjob and is miserable about life in general. Not sure how she is a good corporate citizen, she fuken left the place a while back.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/tiana-luna/

A master jedi. For bell curve reasons, a very high iq. Her body is off the deep end of pluto. She has a cool scar that gives her character. She is network / professional football league quality pussy. I am not recalling if she shows her hey nanny nanny. Totally into my huge cock when I last saw her.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/ashley-faith/

A fatso. No really offensive qualities, but no redeeming ones either. I am sure she is politically correct and volunteers for the homeless. But her handjobs are full of bullshit and are more form than substance.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/ariana-adara/

Well over the age limit. May have been born before the advent of the wheel. Lots of sag and a little too much attitude that she is all that and a bag of busted assholes. I had a hard time converting the third down with her and she was none too happy.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/marilyn-anand/

A Master Jedi. So cute that I would have sex with her even if she did not ask me too. Skin tone and color made from the gods. Dickwork skills that are preternatural. A Bush. Shows her cooter. Awesome naturals.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/nadia-everheart/

A Master Jedi. Objectively I crush it with the nut flying astrally every time I see her. I wish she would tone a little and get rid of the nonsense tats. But I would not hesitate to fuck her all day in mish.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/aurora-rae/

No personal experience. Looks old AF. Maybe a lesbo?

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/ivy-melodia/

I call this one icy melodia. Colder than a well digger's ass. Not into it. Pissed off at trump or something.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/indra-lynx/

She seems new to LA, I think I saw her on the OC lineup. The eyebrows imply a nice Bush. Lots of those flowery pussy eating reviews. Anyone with real information?

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/isabella-moon/

Not interested in this chocolate unless I get some information. She is about 6 feet tall. There is a video of her on the youtube. Meh. Pass.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/gwen-avalon/

Lots of potential in this one. Sort of white farm girl hot, but into lots of the eastern bullshit and really does not get into your lingam enough.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/ishtar-mera/

This one epitomizes her generation. Incredible body and tits that are slowly getting a little untone. For sure has the loser boyfriend. Is now the mamasan's little toy they apparently do these festivals together. It is on her temple of bliss page. Lazy ass handjob done in the temple of bliss scissor position to keep you from nutting on her. Really a loss.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/ka-monique/

Blech. Double aa ball at best. Bad breath and not cute. A lukewarm mess.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/leela-devi/

A jedi, but probably never a master. She clock watches. It is a shame because she is beautiful and she has hairy pits and legs. Unreal body, but like I said, she is watching the clock and does not let you touch the merch.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/elyse/

Kind of looks like the girl across the street who walks her dog. Anyone with information. She seems to look like a pig.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/livia-sirene/

Needs to get on the stairmaster and the fake bake. Mediocre white girl with disciplinary issues.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/autumn-rain/

She has made the jump to level 1. I would ask for some info on this one. She looks plain jane.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/sola-cura/

Jedi potential from the pictures. Has graduated from the bullshit training program. Anyone seen her?

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/gabriella-dream/

I will see and report. OMG.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/gabriella-dream/

On my list. Looks a little heavy.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/bella-bianchi/

Another possible jedi. Nice collar bone.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/elle-sita/

Still on promo. Anyone?

[RyanE36]

Hello friends. It's looking like I might be heading to LA next month for business. I have never been to your city, but I've heard good things about the AMPs. I was hoping you could point me in the direction of an AMP that can actually give a decent massage with maybe a little extra at the end. I have a very stiff back, and travel just makes it worse. I was in San Diego a few years ago and there was this Thai massage place that I think was probably legit (before my mongering days), and the massage was phenomenal. If there's anything like that up in LA, that'd be great.

Looks like I'll be mostly between the airport and Anaheim, although I might go down to the Irvine area. Not looking for anything beyond a standard finish to a good massage. I'm almost tempted to try and find time to go back to SD and see if I can remember that Thai massage place. Appreciate the help.

[PriscillaM]

Two Jedi have returned to a massage collective. I am looking for information on the DL as to their performance, which was good in the past, but they are each older. PM me for information and to trade.

[Leche]

Any good massages places or therapist around Pasadena / Alhambra?

All your questions are answered on the SGV forum.

[RonRon12]

Any good massages places or therapist around Pasadena / Alhambra?

[MisterTwinkies]

Maybe we can do this as a form for an MP Review, and here is an example:

Not nearly as funny as your regular reviews, I'd rather you keep writing big blocks of text. I assure you am not the only one who reads through them.

Apologies She gave me her name I just forgot it.

That's fine my mang, thanks for the review either way. :]

[IFunnyTaker]

Apologies She gave me her name I just forgot it.

Does this lady have a name? The woman always berates me when I ask for a line-up on my LA visits. Want to beat her to the curve.

[PriscillaM]

Maybe we can do this as a form for an MP Review, and here is an example:

Name of MP. Goldfinger.

Address or Code bullshit. Westwood area. On a block in which there is a starbucks a petco a vitamin store and about 47 Persian restaurants.

Name of Tech. Coco.

House Fee - 50 for unrushed hour.

Age of Tech - 30-40, I doubt she is over 45, but she could be under 30.

Looks (not a number scale) - slim, nice small tittays, a little loose in the mid.

Service. Handjob, dropped her bra, let me grab her ass under panties, offered, I think, to let me finger her. Said she would not suck my dick because I would cum in her mouth.

Tip - $100.

Smell of the place. Faint kimchi smell from break room, laundry smell from the rear.

Water offered. No.

Table shower. Not applicable, but if there is a table shower offered and you decline, make sure to include your mailing address so I can send you a nuclear bomb, you fucken idiot.

[MisterTwinkies]

Just visited I believe it was coco aroma on Monday in central la paid 50 to the old lady of the house

And 100 for FS in walks in a 30 to 40 year old latina 5 min massage and got right to business.

Does this lady have a name? The woman always berates me when I ask for a line-up on my LA visits. Want to beat her to the curve.

[IFunnyTaker]

Just visited I believe it was coco aroma on Monday in central la paid 50 to the old lady of the house

And 100 for FS in walks in a 30 to 40 year old latina 5 min massage and got right to business.

Hey guys wanted to know if anyone had any great massages from well endowed ladies- I can only seem to find women who have gone under the knife. Any tips would be appreciated!

[TnaStylez]

How do you find them and their reviews after BP and ter went offline?

[ReallyGoodBoy]

Hey guys wanted to know if anyone had any great massages from well endowed ladies- I can only seem to find women who have gone under the knife. Any tips would be appreciated!