Massage Parlor Reports

[Mr Yoni]

Paid a revisit to 1057 broad. All I can say is wow, this is not the AMP I remember it being. Not even sure if this is the right category to post it. I had zero massage here. Strange that a place where I used to come frequent a lot last year to get a 45 min massage followed by a standard NOVA is now devoid of a table. In its stead is a rickety bed draped in massage towels. I was lead into the room by mamma San where I met Mindy a young Chinese spinner with Bolt On Ds. I paid her $. 4 and took off my clothes and we were off to the races. Cowgirl. Mish. K9. It was a nice, quick sesh. Out the door and hit up Robeks for a refresher LOL. What an interesting time to be in NOVA.

I thought that place closed down? Is there a new website / number or do they take walk in?

[Backrub321]

Hey there guys, I'm a frequent to the lower end of Paris Ct but am interested in hearing anybody's experience with Far East and / or Yams? I'm the kinda guy who usually will find something he likes and sticks with it. Suzy at Miko's has been good to me but wanted a taste of something different. Since they don't offer TS, I figured I'd try either of these two. Any suggestions? I've not seen any updates on Yams in a while on here and don't see any Far East reviews. I'd be willing to take one for the team unless someone says otherwise. TIA.

It's been awhile since I was there, but FET has a nice table shower and a sauna (to dry off in while she cleans the table shower room). Can't comment on current lineup, but it was always standard NoVa, very rarely with any extras.

Depending on the time crunch, I'll always ask for 30 minutes with a table shower. Most places usually accommodate.

[Habogad]

Hey there guys, been off for a while after the site was down and just now getting back online. I've been successfully visiting Miko's over at Robert Paris Ct but wanted to see about Smile Therapy around the corner? What are the prices like? Table shower available for extra or included? Any girls that I should request or avoid? Let me say that first and foremost I want a great massage, the 'after party fun' is just the icing. Also, while I'm not looking to put any of the girls on a pedestal, I do try to be courteous but not over generous with tipping. I usually average $. 4, 5 if its special or I'm in a good mood after. I prefer a smaller girl as I love the ones who aren't afraid to climb on top and really massage my back well. Any suggestions would be much appreciated and will add report following my visit this Friday as I'm looking to slip in around lunch time. TIA.

Between the two on Robert Paris I usually hit up Smile. I tried Miko's once and it was okay. No TS there. Wasn't a bad experience. Just nothing standout to me.

Smile on the other hand does have a TS. As many times as I've been there I've never gotten a repeat girl. Maybe I don't go enough times within a rotation?

Prices are about what you'd pay anywhere else. . 6 for hh. 8 for h. TS is generally not offered with hh but I imagine they wouldn't fight you on it if you REALLY wanted it.

As far as selection, like I said I've never gotten a repeat so I couldn't comment. It's always someone new. That said I've never had a TERRIBLE one. There was one that seemed like it coulda really gone places had I acted on certain cues but I wasn't cognizant of it at the time. Massage quality ranges from person to person. Looks department. The same.

It's all standard NoVa with varying levels of extras, but don't expect much more. Though that said the folks here seem to be more amenable to going a little extra considering it's likely the first time they've ever seen you.

For me, the TS and the fact that it's in the back of the park vs in front off of the main road like Miko's is why I preferred Smile.

[LukeSmyt]

Hey there guys, I'm a frequent to the lower end of Paris Ct but am interested in hearing anybody's experience with Far East and / or Yams? I'm the kinda guy who usually will find something he likes and sticks with it. Suzy at Miko's has been good to me but wanted a taste of something different. Since they don't offer TS, I figured I'd try either of these two. Any suggestions? I've not seen any updates on Yams in a while on here and don't see any Far East reviews. I'd be willing to take one for the team unless someone says otherwise. TIA.

[BCommodore]

Happy memorial day weekend fellas, my quest for the best massage / big naturals combo in Nova continues and most recently Nina at Secret Temptations caught my eye. Just wondering if anyone has checked her out yet? I called to make an appointment but she wasn't available until Tuesday, and since the handler assured me her assets were real I'll be reporting back after that. Here's a link to her ad: https://www.secrettemptation.com/page21.html.

Hey there, so I will say that Sasha from Eden fits half of that bill. The massage definitely isn't the best, but she's every bit of natural and gorgeous. PM if you got any questions. Goodluck! Looking forward to your report.

[Start2]

Thank you for the update. When I dropped by I was greeted by a 50+ year old woman weighing maybe 90 bls. I had said this was just a drop by to introduce myself since I'm in the neighborhood as I was going to a meeting. Luckily didn't have to make an excuse for passing on the massage. Please PM me if there is a plan of attack I should follow. LOL.

"SLAM-BAM-THANK-YOU-MAAM" isn't high on my list so it was a backup in case my usual spots were busy. Luckily for me my favorite at King was back from Vacation.

[Spockie007]

I had a dream, Centreville, new, very cute. Thai CMT, Jen. Solid massage, standard finish, fairly mechanical but still good. Suggestion of extras but don't think they amount too much, so I passed. $. 2 plus I left a. 2 tip.

Would you please share the name of the place or a link?

[Sswede]

Paid a revisit to 1057 broad. All I can say is wow, this is not the AMP I remember it being. Not even sure if this is the right category to post it. I had zero massage here. Strange that a place where I used to come frequent a lot last year to get a 45 min massage followed by a standard NOVA is now devoid of a table. In its stead is a rickety bed draped in massage towels. I was lead into the room by mamma San where I met Mindy a young Chinese spinner with Bolt On Ds. I paid her $. 4 and took off my clothes and we were off to the races. Cowgirl. Mish. K9. It was a nice, quick sesh. Out the door and hit up Robeks for a refresher LOL. What an interesting time to be in NOVA.

Thank you for the update. When I dropped by I was greeted by a 50+ year old woman weighing maybe 90 bls. I had said this was just a drop by to introduce myself since I'm in the neighborhood as I was going to a meeting. Luckily didn't have to make an excuse for passing on the massage. Please PM me if there is a plan of attack I should follow. LOL.

[Titan Omega]

Not sure if I would consider myself one of the weirdos mentioned but I ventured over to the third floor for a while and received the great cheap benefits before some people blew up the spot. Also my go to girl left but I stumbled upon Amy one night as they were closing. She was accommodating to say the least but I haven't seen her the next 2 times I returned and gave up on the spot. Does anyone have intel on the old staff or the quality over there now?

So it's interesting that this comes up when I dropped my comment about PilotAviator's "Always be nice to the ladies" admonition. Because these two tidbits tie into my first experiences at the third floor Springfield spot. So just as a refresher, when we first found out about the third floor spot in Springfield, a monger said that he went there on two separate occasions. He saw one chick whose description was just regular 40 something Asian girl, and saw another that he described as thicker with big teddies. I was sold on thick and big teddies so I made up my mind I was going to go detective the situation. Also of note in his report was that he was able to get a nova to CIM finish and a BBBJ to CIM finish on these two occasions. All of this came with a surprisingly low price point. Since all I wanted was nova with a big ted bonus, my trip was a certainty.

Fun fact- Third Floor is the second AMP I've ever stepped into. I went and on my first try I draw the thick one with the big cans. The name she went by was Amy. She's late 40's, thick for a Chinese woman, but nowhere near as thick as the Thai independents, and has double d's. She gave me a great massage and popped the girls out for roaming and nursing. Amy is a very attractive girl. She is however older and the life events that have led her to her AMP profession have definitely taken a toll on her. I'd venture to guess she was very hot in her twenties. Still pretty, but her glow is gone. I started to go to her regularly.

I never pursued PSE with Amy when I started going there. However during my lurk I noticed some mongers reporting on the AMP saying it sucked and the providers were no good. In my visits to see Amy her performances started to escalate a bit. In my efforts to treat providers with charm and kindness I would always tell Amy she was pretty upon greeting her, when we made eye contact during service, and when I left I would tell her "goodbye beautiful". The services started to become GFE-ish. She would caress my face, give me tender kisses and ask me to tell her she was beautiful in her limited English.

Sometime during my regular visits with Amy I discovered that four hand was a thing and went to the AMP that Joanna runs now as they were offering an hour long four hand for 6 deal. That's when I met the chubby unattractive lady that ran the AMP at that time. I was unimpressed and never returned. On a visit to Amy one night, her phone starts ringing. She answers and after we finish she tells me another girl got sick at another place, that she's needed there and asks if I can give her a ride to the 2nd floor spot if she refuses to accept a tip. (It was always House 6, her 5 BTW) I'm only a few months into the hobby at this time so me being a noob, I agree. She held my hand down the hall and on the elevator. While I drove she held my hand and stared at me. Halfway there she sends a text and then reaches across the shifter and initiates round two. Nova is going down in the car. She used to wear rompers a lot so I pulled everything aside and start reciprocating. When we got to the office park I pulled over in a dark corner upon her direction and she began to kiss my neck and ear as the nova proceeded, then she dropped down to a BBBJ. Pop 1 usually takes too long for me so Pop Part II definitely wasn't to be. We stopped and I drove up to the AMP front and dropped her off.

I continue to see her. The car ride request and circumstances happen another time. On one of my visits which was close to closing time, the main door opens, Amy goes out to check and I hear a Chinese conversation going on. After a few moments Amy walks in with chubby unattractive lady from the other place. Her English is really good and she tells me that I'm going to get a free four hand. On the flip Amy goes topless and gives me some GFE fore play as the other lady nova's me to a pop. Post cleanup I'm asked if I have plans. I was legitimately going to be going across the bridge to see some friends. She says "oh really? We were going to go to the MGM for dinner. Can you drop us on your way?" I go full butthead and agree.

The start of the ride the other lady tells me that she owns both AMPs. She says that Amy has been going back and forth because business came to a screeching halt at the Third Floor. She said that they had a boom in customers a few months prior but that said customers came in and "were very mean and unkind" and "were all trying to do crazy things". Then the new customer boom immediately stopped after she told staff to veto crazy advances. She said Amy would be at the other place more often and that if I exchange numbers with her I'd be able to find her. I of course agree. She then tells me that Amy (who's been holding hands with me the whole drive) really likes me. She says that if not for the language barrier she would have told me herself. Amy says something in Chinese and then the other translates it as I'm sweet, I've been very kind to her, and I make her feel pretty. I thank them but then the lady says "You know, Amy is a really good woman. She knows how to take care of a man, she's a good cook. " and I'm immediately regretting agreeing to this car ride and divulging my number. She continued to rattle off her qualities until we get to the MGM. Once there the lady says that they're there to have dinner and spend the night. They ask me to join them for both dinner and the slumber party as payment for the ride. Now while the prospect of wearing Amy's ass out all night with no time limit sounded like a blast and a half, I declined. The conversation prior to drop off was too strange.

Amy started to text me the next day. And she started to text me all day everyday afterwards. It became a bit much. I'm not sure if she was actually into me or what was going on. I just didn't go back there until I saw an ad saying the place was under new ownership. That was probably like 6-9 months later. I haven't seen Amy or the other lady since the MGM drive.

Cliffs:

- always be nice to the ladies as charm will prime them for greater than generic nova performance.

- if a report sounds magnificent, don't try to force your visit to go the same way. Play it smooth and hopefully you'll strike oil.

- weirdo behavior could be screwing it up for all of us.

- don't get too close.

- Frankie.

[Je2010]

https://nova.bedpage.com/Bodyrubs/20...a/8006518.html

No lineup and lots of upselling.

Girl was cute, young with a large and firm chest. Massage was lackluster, flip was the same.

SM can inbox me for more details.

[TheOuroboros]

Paid a revisit to 1057 broad. All I can say is wow, this is not the AMP I remember it being. Not even sure if this is the right category to post it. I had zero massage here. Strange that a place where I used to come frequent a lot last year to get a 45 min massage followed by a standard NOVA is now devoid of a table. In its stead is a rickety bed draped in massage towels. I was lead into the room by mamma San where I met Mindy a young Chinese spinner with Bolt On Ds. I paid her $. 4 and took off my clothes and we were off to the races. Cowgirl. Mish. K9. It was a nice, quick sesh. Out the door and hit up Robeks for a refresher LOL. What an interesting time to be in NOVA.

[GoodSamaritan]

So. Does Susan with the big cans really exist? Idk. While I was there I swore I heard another girls voice besides Gina's. I know brah who has been posting the CC reports has been put on blast. However he also posted a report about Gina and she's definitely real. We'll have to wait and see. Any legit Susan intel would be greatly appreciated.

- Frankie.

You should have asked mama while you were there. It wouldn't have hurt.

But good that you got a good massage and didn't waste your money totally.

[DoctorDoctor]

I had a dream, Centreville, new, very cute. Thai CMT, Jen. Solid massage, standard finish, fairly mechanical but still good. Suggestion of extras but don't think they amount too much, so I passed. $. 2 plus I left a. 2 tip.

[Tom McAn]

Kitty Kat. Saw her once about three years ago. Seems like new reviews pop up on Erotic Monkey every now and then, but I've never gotten a response on subsequent attempts to contact. A very friendly GFE, hot one! Maybe she has a new number or rotates to other areas frequently? I believe I saw her in Herndon, in the apt that Sharon use to share with Mimi, but before Sharon moved there. I think it's empty since Sharon moved to Falls Church. Anyway, I think Kat, was last located in Fairfax.

I got a free week at Erotic Monkey not long ago for submitting a review. During that week I came across a number of reviews that were suspicious or amounted to self-promotion. I also saw reviews of providers who haven't advertised in a long, long time. An example: I came across several recent reviews for Ashlynn, a curvy blonde MILF who stopped advertising on Backpage roughly six months before the feds seized BP and shut it down. I've seen no recent ads for Ashlynn on any of the various sites I check, and she's someone I'd love to see again. I enjoyed a nice visit with her a few months before I joined this forum.

You might have to apply similar suspicion to reviews about Kitty Kat. The bottom line: while some of the reviews submitted at Erotic Monkey are valid, plenty of others need to be taken with at least a grain of salt.

[Randytomcatt]

Headed up your way in a couple weeks. Anyone share info on a provider who enjoys / is skillful at edging?