Massage Parlor Reports

[SaintChuck]

Anything worth sharing in the St. Charles area?

All information on St. Charles will be located in the Geneva thread. There probably won't be any info on St. Charles because Uncle LEO ran them all out of town in the spring of 2016. You can make the short flight to Switzerland, but the current lineup sucks. SaintChuck.

[AsiaPhileJake1]

So after telling you guys about what felt like discriminatory actions on the part of the mmsn at Apple. I decided he'll no I'm going back. I get to door ring the bell and same mmsm comes to window and peeks out and just looks at me. No hi, hello nothing. I say I want hr massage. She's says you been here before. Same shit as last time I'm thinking. So should I say yes this time or continue to use the line no but a friend told me about the place. I say yes I was here last week and you told me to come back you were too busy. She then says well we too busy today too many customers. Knowing this was some bullshit. I decided a different strategy. I say well ok I'm not coming back then I will stick my regular place Ivy Massage. I start walking towards door and mmsm says. Wait! Then some other girl peeks from behind counter into window and says Wait! "You a regular at Ivy massage". I say yes I go there all the time and about to go now just was hoping I didn't have to drive so far. All of a sudden door swings open and a an absolutely gorgeous thing standing there says come on in. Mmsm starts saying, oh yea I remember you, no problem, you welcome here no problem. We will take care of you. At this point I don't care just glad I didn't get turned away but at the same time knew I wanted to take all frustrations I built up of fighting to get in this place on the beauty that let me in. I get to the room and yes the same beauty walks through the door. Table shower, massage and CBJ, DGS, RCG, Mish, and back to DGS. And yes we both were tired and I was redeemed after this massage. My momma didn't have a lot of wisdom for me but she always said, if at first you don't succeed try try again. LMAO.

Dwill.

Awesome job dude. I'm glad you worked your way in and enjoyed the stay.

[Tela1980]

Gentleman please avoid.

https://chicago.rubratings.com/50571

She only offers level 1 with no massage. If you go for a hour, you will be out in 20 minutes. If questioned, she threatens you.

Thank you AI! This is the SECOND negative report on this innocent little angel.

[DrHung]

Anything worth sharing in the St. Charles area?

[AImldm]

Gentleman please avoid.

https://chicago.rubratings.com/50571

She only offers level 1 with no massage. If you go for a hour, you will be out in 20 minutes. If questioned, she threatens you.

[BA4114]

I have always wanted to know more about this girl too. Keep us in the loop on what you hear.

You'll be in and out in 20 minutes. Not worth it. Saw her a couple years ago. Super hot girl but no rub to speak of. She sits off to the side of you and gives you a tug with her shirt off (no touching).

[TheRedStar]

Salina is at SNL as JuJu.

My gardener tells me that one day he was bored, and stopped by SNL to get his toe nails clipped. He tells me that his toes hurt all the time. Anyways, Bobby is told that they really don't do nails there, so he pays for the offered massage services. He gets JuJu assigned to him, and after an above average massage experience while on his stomach, he was surprised that, on the flip, she offered an almost full menu. It must have been really hot in the room because Bobby says that JuJu quickly shed her clothes and seemed very comfortable allowing a full exploration of her 40 yr old body. After some serious play, Bobby warned her that he was close, but she continued her work until completion. Bobby said it was a real mouthful of joy. Maybe Bobby was lucky, or maybe JuJu has graduated to a new level after her time at Golden Dreams?

It sounds like your gardener brought 2 fresh roses from his personal garden?

[TheBigA1]

Hey everyone, I never really post on here but I'm hoping that someone out there can help me out.

I am currently looking to find a female or maybe even a place that offers body to body or nuru massages.

If anyone out there can send me a link or number that would be great.

Thanks again.

Divine Dolls offers nuru (but not using actual nuru gel) and an oily B2 B. If you finish in time, the hour session ends with a soapy shower massage which is a lot of fun.

[Alamassage1]

What's up guys. So crappy inside this week and look g tongef a nice masssge. Found this one on masssge finger and wondering if anyone has seen her?

https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/21167/

Nice girl, legit massage.

[Member #5997]

I have always wanted to know more about this girl too. Keep us in the loop on what you hear.

Hey fellas,

Has anyone seen this girl: https://chicago.rubratings.com/132126.

I know that the pics aren't real, but if they are close that's good enough for me. If anyone has seen her I'd appreciate any info you could share (price, location, services, etc.). PM is fine if you prefer. Thanks guys.

[MaxDavy]

I would imagine Super skinny, pictures not even close. Super Flat top, and don't touch, not worth the price of admission. Just a handshake.

Hey fellas,

Has anyone seen this girl: https://chicago.rubratings.com/132126.

I know that the pics aren't real, but if they are close that's good enough for me. If anyone has seen her I'd appreciate any info you could share (price, location, services, etc.). PM is fine if you prefer. Thanks guys.

[Miamiat]

Does golden still have new talent? And is Mandy and Selina? I heard Selina was at SNL is she moonlighting or did she leave golden? Will be posting some new places.

Salina is at SNL as JuJu.

My gardener tells me that one day he was bored, and stopped by SNL to get his toe nails clipped. He tells me that his toes hurt all the time. Anyways, Bobby is told that they really don't do nails there, so he pays for the offered massage services. He gets JuJu assigned to him, and after an above average massage experience while on his stomach, he was surprised that, on the flip, she offered an almost full menu. It must have been really hot in the room because Bobby says that JuJu quickly shed her clothes and seemed very comfortable allowing a full exploration of her 40 yr old body. After some serious play, Bobby warned her that he was close, but she continued her work until completion. Bobby said it was a real mouthful of joy. Maybe Bobby was lucky, or maybe JuJu has graduated to a new level after her time at Golden Dreams?

[TwoBlueBalls]

Hey man! I've had similar happen to me and when I finally was able to get in, I asked the gal what the problem was and she said I looked like a cop. On a similar note, I'd like to think cash is the great equalizer in all businesses! Good post!

So after telling you guys about what felt like discriminatory actions on the part of the mmsn at Apple. I decided he'll no I'm going back. I get to door ring the bell and same mmsm comes to window and peeks out and just looks at me. No hi, hello nothing. I say I want hr massage. She's says you been here before. Same shit as last time I'm thinking. So should I say yes this time or continue to use the line no but a friend told me about the place. I say yes I was here last week and you told me to come back you were too busy. She then says well we too busy today too many customers. Knowing this was some bullshit. I decided a different strategy. I say well ok I'm not coming back then I will stick my regular place Ivy Massage. I start walking towards door and mmsm says. Wait! Then some other girl peeks from behind counter into window and says Wait! "You a regular at Ivy massage". I say yes I go there all the time and about to go now just was hoping I didn't have to drive so far. All of a sudden door swings open and a an absolutely gorgeous thing standing there says come on in. Mmsm starts saying, oh yea I remember you, no problem, you welcome here no problem. We will take care of you. At this point I don't care just glad I didn't get turned away but at the same time knew I wanted to take all frustrations I built up of fighting to get in this place on the beauty that let me in. I get to the room and yes the same beauty walks through the door. Table shower, massage and CBJ, DGS, RCG, Mish, and back to DGS. And yes we both were tired and I was redeemed after this massage. My momma didn't have a lot of wisdom for me but she always said, if at first you don't succeed try try again. LMAO.

Dwill.

[Tela1980]

So after telling you guys about what felt like discriminatory actions on the part of the mmsn at Apple. I decided he'll no I'm going back. I get to door ring the bell and same mmsm comes to window and peeks out and just looks at me. No hi, hello nothing. I say I want hr massage. She's says you been here before. Same shit as last time I'm thinking. So should I say yes this time or continue to use the line no but a friend told me about the place. I say yes I was here last week and you told me to come back you were too busy. She then says well we too busy today too many customers. Knowing this was some bullshit. I decided a different strategy. I say well ok I'm not coming back then I will stick my regular place Ivy Massage. I start walking towards door and mmsm says. Wait! Then some other girl peeks from behind counter into window and says Wait! "You a regular at Ivy massage". I say yes I go there all the time and about to go now just was hoping I didn't have to drive so far. All of a sudden door swings open and a an absolutely gorgeous thing standing there says come on in. Mmsm starts saying, oh yea I remember you, no problem, you welcome here no problem. We will take care of you. At this point I don't care just glad I didn't get turned away but at the same time knew I wanted to take all frustrations I built up of fighting to get in this place on the beauty that let me in. I get to the room and yes the same beauty walks through the door. Table shower, massage and CBJ, DGS, RCG, Mish, and back to DGS. And yes we both were tired and I was redeemed after this massage. My momma didn't have a lot of wisdom for me but she always said, if at first you don't succeed try try again. LMAO.

Dwill.

Another SJW. Sigh.

[Uooh707]

Anyone tried?

https://chicago.rubratings.com/143537