Massage Parlor Reports

[Econ911]

What's up guys. So crappy inside this week and look g tongef a nice masssge. Found this one on masssge finger and wondering if anyone has seen her?

https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/21167/

[Mitsom]

Some of you guys need to go and show her the ropes before I go back.

DWill.

Been there. Sometimes doesn't go the way you want but the thrill of turning one of these women out is appealing so you go for it. I've had two killer experiences this way. Once I gave this new girl at the old Xindy $80 and her eyes bugged out. She said, "That's so much money? I wound up throating her until she spit up on the floor. Then told her to get back on it and did it some more. She also licked my a $$. All sorts of nasty stuff. She just didn't know any better. She was also young and cute. One of my best MP experiences. But never saw her there or anywhere else again LOL.

Thanks for breaking her in!

[Mitsom]

These are stops over last few weeks.

Zeus.

Latina MILF.

Level 3.

60 door.

150.

Not bad.

Not the best.

Ruby Chinatown.

Bad experience.

Got money back.

Won't go back.

Every time I've been to Ruby I leave wondering why. Much better options in the area. For a while I didn't have a car so I would either walk to there or Xindy because I lived in the area. But there are much better options. Also the women at Ruby. It's like there's always 3 homely ones and one decent one that is never available.

[AImldm]

Hi Guys,

Have anyone tried these two providers.

1) https://chicago.rubratings.com/34262.

2) https://chicago.rubratings.com/50571.

[Gus33]

These are stops over last few weeks.

Zeus.

Latina MILF.

Level 3.

60 door.

150.

Not bad.

Not the best.

Ruby Chinatown.

Bad experience.

Got money back.

Won't go back.

[KenGreg]

Hey everyone, I never really post on here but I'm hoping that someone out there can help me out.

I am currently looking to find a female or maybe even a place that offers body to body or nuru massages.

If anyone out there can send me a link or number that would be great.

Thanks again.

[Dgordon630]

Recently saw some reviews for a Tina at BD on RM. Used to see a Tina at now closed Therapy on Peterson and Debbie's place on Elston. Anyone know if this is the same Tina? Feel free to PM.

[DWill]

Stop at Ozo this weekend hoping to get my girl Gina again after that last run. Told the lady at the front I had Gina last time maybe should have forced the issue. Got the room and in comes a newbie. She's says it's her first day and I'm her first customer. I'm thinking ok this could be promising. She has Ds pretty face, young maybe 30 at best decent body little chub around the dyes but promising. Can't remember her name as she did more smiling and bowing then speaking. So she does the massage and is actually very good, very professional even some stretching of right arms and legs. She notices my scar and ask was it my appendix scar. I say yes and she says she also has one. I reach for her tummy to pull her shirt up and see and she immediately pulls away smiling say "no no. " Now I'm thinking ok this new girl might be a problem. As she working my back I grab the calves and thighs trying to loosen things up and she keeps pulling away smiling. On the turn she then says "well you have 5 mins left, would you like leg or back massage more". I say yea my leg. She says "your legs" I say no my LEG and point to the man in the middle. She emailed and says "I'm new you have to tell me what you want, you my first customer. " So I say ok. Reach out to grab her ass and she jumps again smiling and giggling. At this point I'm frustrated. Showed up for Gina and got the new girl. She then grabs the pole and says is this ok? I say yes. She starts some L1 but is literally keeping me arms distance like I'm going to shoot her in the eye or something. I couldn't grab ass titties nothing. Needless to say the thoughts of breaking in the new girl wasn't at all what I expected. Some of you guys need to go and show her the ropes before I go back.

DWill.

[TwoBlueBalls]

I'd use my burner phone to respond with, nightmares await the deceitful! I felt you were VICTORIOUS walking away from that bait and switch! I love reading these posts when mongers do not give in to these switcharoo bandits! I bow to thee!

I'm relatively new to the hobby but after reading many reviews I decided if I don't like what I see when I walk in, then I walk out. Also, if the girl texts me a pic that isn't her, I also I walk out.

I called the number on this add tonight. I asked her age and she said 24. Asked for a selfie and she sent me what looked like a real selfie, not a stock pick of some model. So I show up and she is neither 24 nor the girl in the selfie. She said she was 29 but I wasn't buying it. She was going on 40 or 45 with a belly.

So I walked out. Then I get a text from the number. The text said "you don't like the girl?" I responded with "that was not the girl in the picture that you texted me. " Her response was priceless; "when you dream you could see the girl in pic. Good luck".

Horrible attitude. Would avoid forever. Never going there again.

https://chicago.rubratings.com/141506

[RaccoonJoe]

Near Belmont and Racine. I made an appointment via email (always paranoid out about texting). Got response, confirmed appt, etc. Showed up on time, rang buzzer, and nobody answered. Emailed back and no response.

Any other similar experiences?

I never had that problem at masajnow so far. But I had similar issues at other spas, especially the good old "switcheroo," where mamasan said there's a certain provider, say Amanda. But when I showed up, mamasan changed her story to "Sorry, Amanda just left. Do you want to see someone else?"

[RaccoonJoe]

My friend, you need a monger phone or phone number. I use "Hushed". It's an app that allows you to make and receive calls and texts from your regular phone. The $30/ yearly is well worth not having some prostitute screw up your life. Be smart. If you can spend $$ to get your rocks off, spend $30 to keep your life.

You can also just use Google Voice for free. And put Google Voice in don't disturb mode, so that you don't receive calls / messages.

Also, this provider sounds horrible. "I'll call your wife unless you call me? Jeez.

[PodcastPapi]

New to Bolingbrook area looking for massage recommendations.

[Raccoon95]

Same, happened to me once, they said the girl had an emergency. I rebooked and all went smoothly.

Worth a 2nd try? Or is the bath the only thing on menu?

[Kampyone]

Came to visit the big city from up north Wisconsin way. Researched your posts and had a good time. Thanks, guys.

They have a nice set up. Showcase window in the front so you can see the MT, similar to Red Light Dist in Amsterdam. LOL. They buzz you in and you leave your shoes at the front and put on slippers. Greeted by two MTs who were wearing matching black short shorts and loose t shirts. I got Tina, who looked looked young (25-30) and very nice, 8/10, with nice, perky Bs. . 7 door.

She was a fun girl. Massage was ok, but teasing was wonderful. Didn't get near the boys for a while, but the way she worked the thighs, arse, and barely touched them was great. Then she did some reach unders. But the whole time she was very sensual. Didn't rush anything, got to play with the pups, which were very nice. Smooth, young, and perky. She was really into it and playful.

TS was included but due to my condition after the flip, I didn't want to walk through the hall. The whole game was offered for 2 and getting what your wife won't do was 1. 5. I probably overpaid, but got L1+ for. 8. Prices up north are lower, but then, so is the talent so I think I came out with a slightly better deal here. YMMV.

[Mr Mister]

When I texted this b about her service she threaten to call my wife if I didn't call her right away. Avoid this. Anyone else have experiences like this where they threaten you like this? https://chicago.rubratings.com/136393.

My friend, you need a monger phone or phone number. I use "Hushed". It's an app that allows you to make and receive calls and texts from your regular phone. The $30/ yearly is well worth not having some prostitute screw up your life. Be smart. If you can spend $$ to get your rocks off, spend $30 to keep your life.