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04-29-19 13:27 #21018Regular Member

Posts: 3Worth a 2nd try? Or is the bath the only thing on menu?
Originally Posted by Monger5512
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04-29-19 10:19 #21017Senior Member

Posts: 461Oki
Came to visit the big city from up north Wisconsin way. Researched your posts and had a good time. Thanks, guys.
They have a nice set up. Showcase window in the front so you can see the MT, similar to Red Light Dist in Amsterdam. LOL. They buzz you in and you leave your shoes at the front and put on slippers. Greeted by two MTs who were wearing matching black short shorts and loose t shirts. I got Tina, who looked looked young (25-30) and very nice, 8/10, with nice, perky Bs. . 7 door.
She was a fun girl. Massage was ok, but teasing was wonderful. Didn't get near the boys for a while, but the way she worked the thighs, arse, and barely touched them was great. Then she did some reach unders. But the whole time she was very sensual. Didn't rush anything, got to play with the pups, which were very nice. Smooth, young, and perky. She was really into it and playful.
TS was included but due to my condition after the flip, I didn't want to walk through the hall. The whole game was offered for 2 and getting what your wife won't do was 1. 5. I probably overpaid, but got L1+ for. 8. Prices up north are lower, but then, so is the talent so I think I came out with a slightly better deal here. YMMV.
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04-29-19 10:15 #21016Senior Member

Posts: 71Monger phone
My friend, you need a monger phone or phone number. I use "Hushed". It's an app that allows you to make and receive calls and texts from your regular phone. The $30/ yearly is well worth not having some prostitute screw up your life. Be smart. If you can spend $$ to get your rocks off, spend $30 to keep your life.
Originally Posted by Chimonger
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04-29-19 07:52 #21015Senior Member

Posts: 137Same, happened to me once, they said the girl had an emergency. I rebooked and all went smoothly.
Originally Posted by Raccoon95
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04-28-19 23:47 #21014Senior Member

Posts: 1562P massage
Most of them do as long as you ask or at least hint, just don't be shy. Good luck.
Originally Posted by ChastityIsFun
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04-28-19 23:32 #21013Senior Member

Posts: 227Des Plaines apt AMP.
I'm relatively new to the hobby but after reading many reviews I decided if I don't like what I see when I walk in, then I walk out. Also, if the girl texts me a pic that isn't her, I also I walk out.
I called the number on this add tonight. I asked her age and she said 24. Asked for a selfie and she sent me what looked like a real selfie, not a stock pick of some model. So I show up and she is neither 24 nor the girl in the selfie. She said she was 29 but I wasn't buying it. She was going on 40 or 45 with a belly.
So I walked out. Then I get a text from the number. The text said "you don't like the girl?" I responded with "that was not the girl in the picture that you texted me. " Her response was priceless; "when you dream you could see the girl in pic. Good luck".
Horrible attitude. Would avoid forever. Never going there again.
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04-28-19 19:49 #21012Senior Member

Posts: 521Okay, I got to ask
Why?
Generally any MT that does uncovered massage will offer HE. Perhaps not on the 1st visit or perhaps not to some customers. Check my post from a few months ago at a naperville location.
Uncovered, fantastic massage, no HE. Unlike you. That is not what I was looking for. Other seniors later confirmed what I already knew. HE is on the menu, they just didn't offer it to me.
But if that's your kink, check out that location.
Originally Posted by JohnKMetha
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04-28-19 15:55 #21011Senior Member

Posts: 262Not Comforting
Comfort: Decided to try something new and based on someone elses report here tried Comfort on Archer. Guess I should have requested Lele as the other poster had. Instead I got a pretty chunky somewhat older woman about a 4 in the face. At least she had big boobs. Right away got that feeling I should have gone with my usual place.
As always when she walked in I had my junk in full display. Lackluster massage that was pretty much a body rub. And she kept going out of the room. Went to get hot towel after just my upper body rub. Gone for 5 minutes. Then went to get hot towel after the lower body rub. Gone for 5 minutes. Went out a couple times to converse with another woman there. I guess the heat wasn't working.
No teasing whatsoever. On the flip wanted $60 for L1. I asked if the boobs come out and she said no. So I said no thanks then and rolled back over and told her to finish massage. Then she said ok boobs out but dress stays on. Whatever. Decided to do it since laying there through the rest of her massage wasn't appealing. Squeezed her big boobs and slapped them a bit while she managed a mechanical finish. When she was done she said I had a few more minutes left and did I want more massage. No thanks.
Maybe I didn't get the right girl there but wouldn't repeat. There was a kinda cute and petite younger woman laying on the couch when I walked in. But overall I'll stick with my usual.
819: This was after a couple weeks ago had another fantastic and fun time at my usual spot 819. Landed Julie who more than makes up in naughtiness and fun what she lacks in looks. Nice body. Ample boobs. Lots of play during massage and typical good time after. She's got a few tricks. Such a fun girl. Likes to talk naughty. Coco there gives a better massage and is also fun with a petite little body and grapefruit boobs. But Julie is a real good time girl.
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04-28-19 14:38 #21010Senior Member

Posts: 624Other Asians
We have seen all the euro, Latino, Chinese, and Korean mp around the city. But have anyone seen any Vietnamese or Filipina or Thai mp in this city. I was browsing the East and West coast and it is ALOT better than here in Chicago. Pm me or post here if you know of those mp.
P.S. Just remember we have O3 for Thai. But that place cost an arm and be a leg for me.
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04-28-19 11:57 #21009Regular Member

Posts: 3Massajnow
Near Belmont and Racine. I made an appointment via email (always paranoid out about texting). Got response, confirmed appt, etc. Showed up on time, rang buzzer, and nobody answered. Emailed back and no response.
Any other similar experiences?
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04-28-19 00:10 #21008Senior Member

Posts: 254Thank you!
Originally Posted by ShortRound1897
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04-27-19 21:18 #21007Regular Member

Posts: 2Hey Jamesn, I saw Julie.
Originally Posted by Jamesn
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04-27-19 19:15 #21006Senior Member

Posts: 1258Read Beow
Perhaps the easiest route would be to read some reviews below and find a review that mentions the provider also gave a real good massage (even if the review is more about the extras). Odds are if the massage usually includes extras, nobody is going to be draping you. You could get the massage and opt out of extras and still provide a $40 tip etc.
Originally Posted by JohnKMetha
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04-27-19 18:47 #21005Regular Member

Posts: 2I saw her last night. There's nothing sensual about the massage. She covers you up and doesn't offer extras.
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04-27-19 10:36 #21004Senior Member

Posts: 83Recommendation for providers
Hi,
I'm looking for a provider that provides a legit massage and also does not require draping with NO HE. Does anyone have any recommendations for providers that fit this north of the Loop? Thanks in advance!








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