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[Sgt Soros]

Hey MrHobbyist I feel your pain, but that picture of her pussy just does not seem right. It looks like a mangled mess.

Gentlemen,

This one makes my top 10 worst experiences ever. Last night I was trolling the 40+ section and came across one that I haven't seen in a while. She was posting quite a bit last year and was located in PC Corners. I considered visiting a few times, but never took the dive. (Hobbyist intuition? I don't know). Whatever, my radar must have been off last night because I sent her a text. Exceptional rates, 75 hh, and 100 h. She has a hairy snatch in the pics, and I love some hairy pussy, so I told her to send the location. She's still on JC but closer to 85 than before. She sends me the address to an extended stay I know well. I had a few great experiences with a short girl from Mississippi with a huge chocolate ass and enormous titties last year, so some good memories put me in a mood for another great time. WRONG.

I told her I was there, she gave me the number, and I headed up the stairs. There was a dude, staring me down as I walked toward her door, but he went into a different room, and I saw his ho sitting on the bed, as I walked by. I don't think he was her handler, or if she even has one. I get to the door, and she steps out with a cigarette hanging out of her mouth. She said oh, I thought you changed your mind. (3 minutes really)? I get in the room, she's slurring her words a bit, I don't smell alcohol or pot, so I'm not sure what it is, but she's a bit fucked up on whatever. Pills I suppose. I drop the donation on the table and do my room check. This ad is under the auspices of a message. Keeping with the theme, she spread a blanket on the bed and told me to lay down. I lay down. She gets naked. Not a bad body for a 50 something woman posing as a 40 something woman. She's got some baby damage and a pooch, but nothing too bad.

She starts with a lackluster light touch massage. She's trying hold a conversation telling about something, I wasn't really listening, but I'm sure she thought it was interesting. She does the "message" thing for a while longer. I'm ready for the main event. I turn over, and she asks if I have a condom. Now you ask? I said yes, but I want bare head first. She said sure and went to town. The head was so-so at best, a bit of tooth scraping (***** you are over 50! Teeth are a no-no). She's bobbing away and turns her head to cough. She coughs and simultaneously farts. Not a squeak but a rip. She says "that's the problem with getting older" I play it off joking that there is always some asshole talking shit. No smell so we continue.

So I am hard enough for the Jimmy. She puts it on and I opt to start in mish. I enter and it's fairly tight. I'm thick so I guess the average guy would be disappointed. I'm usually a 3-minute guy, but tonight I couldn't get into it. So as I'm nearing my three minutes, I am nowhere near done, so I tell her to flip over for doggie. I pull Mr. Johnson out and look down. She is dripping! Not cum, but blood. It's dripping out like a leaky hose.

I am done done done at this point. She freaks a bit, more because it's the start of the weekend than the fact that I'm ready to puke. I step quickly to the shower and hose down. She follows and sits on the toilet to insert the plug. I hear her peeing and another loud fart. She gets in the shower when I exit. I dry off and start putting my clothes on. She finishes and wants to small talk telling me that she thought she had started the change of life and hadn't had one since Christmas. I'm mumbling affirmatives at this point trying to get dressed. As I'm heading for the door, she asks for my name so she can put me in her contacts. The first name that comes to my mind is Johnny (sorry Johnny). I give her that name. She tells me her name is Amber or Amy or A something. I don't care. I'll never see her again.

So, that was my night: seventy-five bones and no nut. I think I'll take the weekend off. I can't get the sights and sounds out of my head.

So, here is the link for the sick fucks that got turned on by this accounting. .

https://40up.com.atlanta.listcrawler.com/post/32517981/

[MrHobbyist]

https://escortindex.com/ad/atlanta/6...1472/1/3427038

For 2 minutes straight, this chic is pulling the sheets off the bed and wrapping them up and placing them on the couch. I have absolutely no idea why the hell she was doing this and at this time too. Smdh. After 2 minutes of the frivolous nonsense, she finally came back over to me and re-assumed the missionary position after placing some lube on her cha-cha. Err. I then mounted her in mish with a half-mast johnson and gots' ta' stroking.

Really? She changed the Sheets during the session, but was rushing for the next guy? Now that my friend is ho logic.

[MrHobbyist]

Gentlemen,

This one makes my top 10 worst experiences ever. Last night I was trolling the 40+ section and came across one that I haven't seen in a while. She was posting quite a bit last year and was located in PC Corners. I considered visiting a few times, but never took the dive. (Hobbyist intuition? I don't know). Whatever, my radar must have been off last night because I sent her a text. Exceptional rates, 75 hh, and 100 h. She has a hairy snatch in the pics, and I love some hairy pussy, so I told her to send the location. She's still on JC but closer to 85 than before. She sends me the address to an extended stay I know well. I had a few great experiences with a short girl from Mississippi with a huge chocolate ass and enormous titties last year, so some good memories put me in a mood for another great time. WRONG.

I told her I was there, she gave me the number, and I headed up the stairs. There was a dude, staring me down as I walked toward her door, but he went into a different room, and I saw his ho sitting on the bed, as I walked by. I don't think he was her handler, or if she even has one. I get to the door, and she steps out with a cigarette hanging out of her mouth. She said oh, I thought you changed your mind. (3 minutes really)? I get in the room, she's slurring her words a bit, I don't smell alcohol or pot, so I'm not sure what it is, but she's a bit fucked up on whatever. Pills I suppose. I drop the donation on the table and do my room check. This ad is under the auspices of a message. Keeping with the theme, she spread a blanket on the bed and told me to lay down. I lay down. She gets naked. Not a bad body for a 50 something woman posing as a 40 something woman. She's got some baby damage and a pooch, but nothing too bad.

She starts with a lackluster light touch massage. She's trying hold a conversation telling about something, I wasn't really listening, but I'm sure she thought it was interesting. She does the "message" thing for a while longer. I'm ready for the main event. I turn over, and she asks if I have a condom. Now you ask? I said yes, but I want bare head first. She said sure and went to town. The head was so-so at best, a bit of tooth scraping (***** you are over 50! Teeth are a no-no). She's bobbing away and turns her head to cough. She coughs and simultaneously farts. Not a squeak but a rip. She says "that's the problem with getting older" I play it off joking that there is always some asshole talking shit. No smell so we continue.

So I am hard enough for the Jimmy. She puts it on and I opt to start in mish. I enter and it's fairly tight. I'm thick so I guess the average guy would be disappointed. I'm usually a 3-minute guy, but tonight I couldn't get into it. So as I'm nearing my three minutes, I am nowhere near done, so I tell her to flip over for doggie. I pull Mr. Johnson out and look down. She is dripping! Not cum, but blood. It's dripping out like a leaky hose.

I am done done done at this point. She freaks a bit, more because it's the start of the weekend than the fact that I'm ready to puke. I step quickly to the shower and hose down. She follows and sits on the toilet to insert the plug. I hear her peeing and another loud fart. She gets in the shower when I exit. I dry off and start putting my clothes on. She finishes and wants to small talk telling me that she thought she had started the change of life and hadn't had one since Christmas. I'm mumbling affirmatives at this point trying to get dressed. As I'm heading for the door, she asks for my name so she can put me in her contacts. The first name that comes to my mind is Johnny (sorry Johnny). I give her that name. She tells me her name is Amber or Amy or A something. I don't care. I'll never see her again.

So, that was my night: seventy-five bones and no nut. I think I'll take the weekend off. I can't get the sights and sounds out of my head.

So, here is the link for the sick fucks that got turned on by this accounting. .

https://40up.com.atlanta.listcrawler.com/post/32517981/

[ColsBigD]

Has anyone seen this Mila? There are reviews from 2017 but I'm not sure it's the same Mila.

https://adultsearch.com/georgia/atla...scorts/1056457

I reviewed her on Sep 3 2018, post #3084 on the Columbus Ohio usag escort review board, another review about her on post 3085 and many others in Columbus. There are two mila's in Columbus though. She's been around for awhile and she definitely has as good of a body as her pics show but she's usually high on 420 and possibly other things but not sure what. She's also found on Instagram as milababygirll.

[Sec See]

https://independent.com.atlanta.list...post/31509131/

1. 2 for hh, all covered, all txt in norcross. Wow what a booty. Pierced nips. I love this, will def repeat.

[Ronny770]

https://escortindex.com/ad/atlanta/6...1472/1/3427038

She then said that I was weirding her out so she took the evidence out of my hand and flushed it down the commode for me. Great way of clogging up your toilet bowl, lady. Retard! I started getting dressed as she placed on her bikini bottom and told me that she has 4 rooms on the floor that we were on. Ok. She also told me that she has an ex-boyfriend that stays in the neighborhood that she can call on the phone just incase anyone wants to try her.

She said that dudes always want to try females when they know that they're in the rooms alone. Ok, again. I have no idea why she had the need to tell me this. As I got dressed and headed for the door, she let me know once more that she had four rooms on this same floor. Ok lady, no need to keep repeating yourself like a tape recorder. Sheesh. I highly doubt she has more than one room in the hotel.

I'm guessing she had people date her and after the date take the money back and leave. Good Review.

[Lono73]

Has anyone seen this Mila? There are reviews from 2017 but I'm not sure it's the same Mila.

https://adultsearch.com/georgia/atla...scorts/1056457

[PewPewDolla]

I contacted her yesterday and too much hassle, she wants your ID and a reference from previous provider. Too many rules such as, no pre-cum, bring your own hat, 175/30 min etc. Although she seem to be legit but I'll pass.

She wants too much for a horse.

[Johnny Mapalo]

https://escortindex.com/ad/atlanta/6...1472/1/3427038

I steamrolled this chic a week and a half ago. First saw this chic posting about 2 months ago and shot her a text for her rates. She gave me some rates that were a bit too ridiculous for me and told me that she was only doing outcalls. Why? Since I don't bring these wild Listcrawler birds to my crib, I passed on her. I also noticed that she posted pics with 2 different chic's that I've seen before (Kiss and Holly).

I figured she was just another friend of a friend who told each other about Listcrawler and the art of hustling fast money. Hmm. Well, I hit her up one weekend when I saw her posting and asked about her rates again. This time she came down to reality and was charging 60 bones for a qv. She also stated that she does BB suckie, so I thought that this could be a winner. I did notice a comment on her ad though that stated that she likes to rush so I asked her about that.

This broad actually called me (why) and explained to me that it was some disgruntled customer that got mad because she woudn't do anal. Right! You know I never believe a single word these broads say. I also noticed that she sounded pretty young and ghetto over the phone too. Err. Anyways, I decided to dismiss her ass on that day and went with another chic as a substitute. Review on that one coming soon.

Well, since I bombed on that fake pic chic the day before, I decided to give this one a try. She actually text me the next day and asked if I was still interested. I said sure and she text me the address to a nice hotel on the south side. Wow, that kind of surprised me there. I thought she was going to forward me over the address to a shit pit motel on the south side like they all do.

Anyways, I drove my happy ass down to her hotel and text her when I arrived. She text me back with the room number immediately after asking the typical police questions. I locked everything into my car and headed to her hotel and up to her room. I reached at her door, knocked on it, and waited for it to be opened a few seconds later by the exact girl in the pics.

She looked at me weirdly for a few seconds (probably couldn't believe a black man was still rocking a Jerry Curl in 2019) before letting me into her neat and clean smoke-free room. She closed and locked the door behind me and I was like, Damn-this chic looks better than I thought. Her face is a solid "6" but her body was like an 8 or a 9. She was much thicker than I thought too at 5'5 140-145 lbs. She was wearing a yellow bikini only as you can see in one of her ad pics.

She wasn't wearing anything up top, but she had a nice thick ass and strippers body. Damn! She looked to be about 22-23 years old. We conversed for a few minutes as she immediately told me once again about the dude who left her a bad comment. Oh boy. She claimed that she doesn't rush like the comment said, but she did have someone that was coming after me. Great, the prelude to the rush. Ridiculous.

After a few minutes of idle chit chat, I placed the bones down on the table as instructed and stripped as instructed. She immediately grabbed the money off the table and held each bill up to the light to check its authenticity. Why? I asked her about that and she said that she has to do that with everyone. Right! After she counted the bones and placed it away, she stripped naked and asked me if I wanted to clean up first. What?

I told her that I cleaned up before I got there, but she offered me some wet wipes to wipe up with first. She claimed that she is clean and likes to be clean and doesn't like dirty men. Ok. I cleaned up my johnson area thoroughly with the wet wipes that she handed me and handed the used wipes back to her. I watched her ass as she walked back into the bathroom to dispose of the used wipes. Nice ass!!

Tits are like B cup average looking tits with nipple studs in them. I hate those things! Her stomach was flat with no stretch marks or any signs of childbirth and her ass was a nice thick juicy ass. It was firm and thick and definitely sticking out there with no cellulite or stretch marks anywhere. After we were both naked at the bed, she invited me to lay back on the bed as she leaned her head forward into my lap and initiated the BB suckie.

That was pretty nice of her. She light BB sucked me off as I felt very little suction from her mouth. Oh boy. I guess the BB suckie was getting her excited though as she placed her ass on the bed and started shaking it while sucking. I took it upon myself to start slapping her on her juicy ass while she sucked. She BB sucked me for no more than 3 minutes before reaching for a magnum slab.

She placed the slab on my raging boner with her hand and laid back in the missionary position. I asked for doggie instead, but she claimed that she had another client on the way. Oh boy. She also stated that she wasn't trying to rush me; just letting me know. Right! Her phone also started ringing and she claimed that that was probably the next guy behind me. Ok. Somehow I'm starting to believe that guy that wrote about her rushing the session.

I can definitely see her rushing guys out of there. She has that young girls immature rushing mindset. Smh. After the phone rang, she didn't answer it, but she got off the bed and started taking the sheets off and placing it on the couch. WTF!! What the hell is this chic doing? I'm standing there with a 3/4th's covered dong, trying to maintain an erection and this broad is there changing the sheets on her bed. Ridiculous.

For 2 minutes straight, this chic is pulling the sheets off the bed and wrapping them up and placing them on the couch. I have absolutely no idea why the hell she was doing this and at this time too. Smdh. After 2 minutes of the frivolous nonsense, she finally came back over to me and re-assumed the missionary position after placing some lube on her cha-cha. Err. I then mounted her in mish with a half-mast johnson and gots' ta' stroking.

Her nookie was artificially wet of course and had some medium friction on her walls, I think. It took me a while to get a full erection as this chic just killed my buzz with that retarded ass shit she was doing before we got started. While I drilled her, she moaned somewhat but reminded me that she had another guy on the way so I couldn't pound too hard. Ok. I kept up my pound game anyways as she was smelling fresh and clean the whole time.

5 minutes into my stroke game, I started feeling that oh so familiar feeling coming over me and blew a medium load in the bag. I pulled out some 1 minute later when I had enough of her and told her that I was done with her. She got off the bed and handed me some more wet wipes to clean up with. That was pretty nice of her. She told me to throw and flush everything in the toilet bowl, but I told her that I would take the evidence out with me.

She then said that I was weirding her out so she took the evidence out of my hand and flushed it down the commode for me. Great way of clogging up your toilet bowl, lady. Retard! I started getting dressed as she placed on her bikini bottom and told me that she has 4 rooms on the floor that we were on. Ok. She also told me that she has an ex-boyfriend that stays in the neighborhood that she can call on the phone just incase anyone wants to try her.

She said that dudes always want to try females when they know that they're in the rooms alone. Ok, again. I have no idea why she had the need to tell me this. As I got dressed and headed for the door, she let me know once more that she had four rooms on this same floor. Ok lady, no need to keep repeating yourself like a tape recorder. Sheesh. I highly doubt she has more than one room in the hotel.

I think she just said that to make herself feel big. She needs to work on her customer service skills and stop the wasting time with the frivolous bullshit. If she gets her head right, which I highly doubt, she could actually be a work in progress. She's got the nice body and hygiene, but her mentals is just not there. She's some good eye candy, but that's about all she has going for.

I wished her goodbye with no intentions of ever seeing her again. She actually text me the very next day trying to solicit her services to me, but I never responded. I'll keep it moving here. She gets a "7" in looks (mainly because of her body) and a "5. 5" in service (. 5 for the BB suckie). That's all folks.

[Snoopy6969]

https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/daria-escort-buford-423835

Does anyone have experience with this one?

I contacted her yesterday and too much hassle, she wants your ID and a reference from previous provider. Too many rules such as, no pre-cum, bring your own hat, 175/30 min etc. Although she seem to be legit but I'll pass.

[Androo75]

What is a pamcake? A cake made by Pam?

This is my view of Ashley's booty. Don't know who this Pam you are talking about.

Have a link? Thanks!

[Slick Sausage]

https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/daria-escort-buford-423835

Does anyone have experience with this one?

[CreampiePlease]

What's so qmazing about that pamcake booty LOL.

What is a pamcake? A cake made by Pam?

This is my view of Ashley's booty. Don't know who this Pam you are talking about.

[Androo75]

https://aypapi.com.atlanta.listcrawl...post/32418793/#.

I was a little skeptical at first because she didn't have reviews but I was feeling adventurous so I gave her a try. She asked for a face pic and also sent me a pic of her huge perfect ass with her name on it to confirm she was real. Her rates were 200/30 min 300/ hr I went for the hour. When I got to her place she opened the door with a tight little dress that showed her small little waist and the fattest Booty I've seen on a Latina. This girl has to be a pornstar with that ass. She started the mood dancing to some Latin song as she twerked and danced removing her little dress then proceeded to a CBJ with a crazy tounge technique that made up for it not being BBBJ:/ wish I wouldve went for less time because I exploded just holding that fat booty on my hand as she went for a reverse cowgirl. That girl knew what she was doing to me.

Look: 10.

Rate: 8 (it would've been a 10 without the CBJ).

Repeat: OH YES.

First post... man. Plus a # search yields nothing...I wanna but I don’t wanna.

[Kyrow]

Hey nobody has seen recently this girl if she is real, cop, thief or bait.

https://escortalligator.com.atlanta....post/32306482/

This woman will lie and stand you up. We had a great phone conversation. She was a hour and 20 min away, I would never go, but we clicked so good and she offered me such a great deal, I went. She waited until I was 10 min away to cancel on me with a bunch of bs excuses. Stay far away from that time waster.