Escort Reports

[PomLovesThais]

Thai Moos is back in Tysons and she is definitely GFE, but does not provide any PSE components. Me error.

So is she actually thai?

[BigWolf420]

I saw Shaina at them and it was the best experience I have ever had in a provider. Spinner body, bolts one and pretty face. Her company was very genuine and her service was best I have ever had. Check her out before she leaves on Sunday, she said she won't be back until November. Also, go with the hour.

Hey as the title says I'm looking to go with either one. Just not sure which one to pick yet. If someone has any insight on asia moon would love to chose her over Shaina but Shaina has soo many rave reviews.

[BigWolf420]

So after all of you guys great reviews I've narrowed my first time experience with shaina from EliteModels or asian_moon (looks indie). Can anyone that has experince with give me some insight on both. Also is tip expected? $$ 0 is a pretty penny and just want to know if I should show up with more.

[Cachito123]

That's how I feel too. $$ for 60 for how she operates isn't bad, but there's others at better value. I might've had my last visit with her.

Last year Joyce showed me some texts that she was getting from other providers insulting.

Her of how cheap she was. They were really ghetto. I hope she does not loose too many customers. As you many know, she is not a spinner and her vocal skills are not that great. What I like about her is that she is truely honest and very accomenating. If she took your money, she will do almost anything within reason for you to be satisfy. I like her cat like moaning and sounds when she comes. My routine lately is that I go 69 twice. She will not let me out of route 69 until she is done twice and then and only then she will say "so good. Let 's fuck".

[JohnDough90]

I saw Shaina at them and it was the best experience I have ever had in a provider. Spinner body, bolts one and pretty face. Her company was very genuine and her service was best I have ever had. Check her out before she leaves on Sunday, she said she won't be back until November. Also, go with the hour.

[SuperJimmyC]

There aren't that many postings and one could go back 3-6 months in the escort section fairly quickly perusing the reports.

Combine this intelligence source with others and a monger - as long as he knows what he's doing and what he likes - could go a very long time without a bad first/last date and a waste of their hard earned money.

Happy Mongering!!

SJ.

I posted about Dee last month; you could have saved your money and gone somewhere else.

[Bunker Buster]

Tried this one out, 1. 2 HH was the damage. Hotel, nice personality, tight grip, not rushed BUT, obvious signs of drug use (constant sniffing, bruises, disoriented and a lot of weight loss). Pics are old. I wouldn't repeat.

https://backpage.com.dc.listcrawler.com/post/30102283/

I posted about Dee last month; you could have saved your money and gone somewhere else.

I saw her a year or two ago. She looked a lot rougher than her pix, and seemed kind of sickly, like she was withdrawing. The new pix she's using look like they're a few years old.

Service was given, but not enjoyable or with a good attitude. Unless there's no other option, would not recommend.

[BoloBellgrande]

Not knocking all the attention to the Asian Crap Shoot, but requesting info from any verified members of CP that can verify if Tera's pics are legit & how the service was?

Very rarely have I been disappointed in this Korean AMP.

Are they answering you now, or are you just asking for shts and giggles?

[DoctorDoctor]

Had a dream about Brenda Silva, short visit. Car wash, short massage followed by CBJ and different rides. She is nice and worth a trip if you like Latinas.

https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/brenda-e...irginia-482478

[Mannerism30]

I saw Joyce this past weekend in Chantilly. She told me she will be here until June. 130 for 30 minutes, BBBJ and CFS were on the menu. For those that know her, she still has her quirky personality. I mainly see her for her BBBJ but for that price, I'm getting the urge to try something else out.

That's how I feel too. $$ for 60 for how she operates isn't bad, but there's others at better value. I might've had my last visit with her.

[Tom McAn]

And that single item is the phone number. That's it, period, end of sentence.

Everything else is a lie that's told with only one purpose in mind, to get your money. There is no BBFS creampie svc from twin college-age Japanese (or Korean, Malaysian, etc.) hotties. Every single word, other than the phone number, is a fantasy designed to get you to call and visit, preferably for the hour.

The reason they're now using things like BBFS and BBBJ in their ads is because they can. In the BP days those words weren't allowed. With BP gone, the new ad sites only care about getting as much money as they can from their advertisers. There's no censorship and they certainly don't give a sh*t about "Truth-in-Advertising" concerns.

The bottom-line is that the ironclad rules for dealing with AC outfits still apply: believe nothing in the ad, don't expect the girl in the ad pics, schedule for the shortest amount of time possible, and expect the svc to consist (only) of short backrub + CBJ + CFS.

Those rules apply 99.9% of the time. For the rare exception where you find yourself in the company of a gem, you can usually extend the time without any problem and negotiate any extra fee directly with the girl. Also, if you want to be sure of finding her in the future, you'll need to try to get her personal digits.

It's the Wild West out there, gents. There are literally no rules and no one protecting your hard-earned money. Our only defense is sharing good Intel and doing good homework.

P.S. And always remember to negotiate the rate. Unless you're trying to visit at a busy time, AC outfits are keenly aware of the competition from other Asian places and also from the Random Latina ad places. And many Latina ads have lower rates. I usually offer 100 for the hh and tell them I can be there in 15 minutes. They may accept or make a counter-offer. If it's 120 or less I'll accept. Otherwise, I simply move on.

Thanks for sharing this. Even experienced mongers like me can get caught up in the fantasy, particularly when reading of other mongers who got lucky. And a couple of years ago I was the one who got lucky. All services were covered as I recall, but I still had a very nice time. I even got a nice massage.

I've never given thought to negotiating with a crapshoot provider or the answering service. And one has to wonder if Crapshoot Central will clearly communicate with the provider once a deal has been reached. Who knows? Then again, I don't plan to repeat with the Falls Church crapshoot. My encounter with papasan still gives me the willies even if it was friendly, and I suspect it will be sooner rather than later that they will run afoul of the local constabulary in a city notorious for cracking down on so-called "quality of life" crimes.

One more thought about last night's adventure: the provider told me "only one come" just before she began handing me my clothes. I suspect my two-pop days are in the past now that I'm sixty, but she could at least have given me a longer massage.

And now, on to a task that got postponed from earlier this morning.

[DoggieFan]

Not knocking all the attention to the Asian Crap Shoot, but requesting info from any verified members of CP that can verify if Tera's pics are legit & how the service was?

Very rarely have I been disappointed in this Korean AMP.

https://www.clubparadiseusa.com/blank

[Tom McAn]

I can't believe I wrote that many words and forgot to add a link to the ad I ultimately answered. Sorry about that. Of course, the gal I saw was nowhere near as busty as the one in the photos.

https://cityxguide.co/escorts/917-93...ssage-18277345

Carry on, gents. I've got a busy week ahead and it might be a couple of days before I get online again.

[JmSuttr]

Executive summary: Overall, this went better than many of my previous crapshoot visits. However, there were still some flaws. Few of the advertised services were available, as is typical, and there were no bare services. I was shorted on time and something disconcerting happened toward the end.

Details: I was still in the mood for some relief and called a few providers. Only one ad was responsive and that was an ad in Falls Church. The gal I talked to sent me the address. It was the same place as the one which sent me the "no BBFS" text yesterday even though the ad said BBFS and creampie were available. The ad I responded to this afternoon, using a different number, made no such claim. Figuring the folks I know who live nearby were probably occupied or away on this Easter holiday, I decided to check it out. I arrived and called the number to let them know I was there. She asked me to hold a moment, so I guess I was talking to someone at Crapshoot Central rather than the local provider. (It was a 917 number, which is a New York City area code.) Then she gave me the suite number and I proceeded upstairs.

A 30-ish woman in a tight black dress answered the door. I saw no sign of the man described in a previous post, at least upon arriving. (More on that later.) The gal, who turned out to be my provider, led me to a room with both a massage table and a bed as well as a shelf full of stuff and a small couch. She asked me to get undressed and lie face down on the table. She began a massage, not CMT quality but better than a basic rub. Unfortunately, it didn't last long before she asked me to turn over. By now she was topless; her tits were small but perky. After rubbing my chest for a moment she reached for a raincoat, applied it and began a so-so CBJ. Then she climbed up on the table and began some CG riding. After a few minutes we switched positions and I entered her in standing mish. I finished in this position a few minutes later. She then cleaned me up and began handing me my clothes, a strong hint it was time to get dressed. She also got dressed. As she led me out of the room I encountered a man in the lobby. He invited me to take some candy, so I'm presuming it was papasan rather than another monger. Still, I found this disconcerting. I grabbed something out of the bowl and then left.

Pros: I got a massage, albeit one that was all too brief. I actually got to finish inside the provider rather than with a HJ or, worse yet, a DIY finish. And the provider, while not a model by any means, wasn't bad-looking.

Cons: Except for a massage, none of the other advertised services were provided. I encountered that man. And I was out the door about 10 minutes shy of the half-hour, for which I paid $. 4.

In the end I got some stress relief but not as nice as I wanted.

And that single item is the phone number. That's it, period, end of sentence.

Everything else is a lie that's told with only one purpose in mind, to get your money. There is no BBFS creampie svc from twin college-age Japanese (or Korean, Malaysian, etc.) hotties. Every single word, other than the phone number, is a fantasy designed to get you to call and visit, preferably for the hour.

The reason they're now using things like BBFS and BBBJ in their ads is because they can. In the BP days those words weren't allowed. With BP gone, the new ad sites only care about getting as much money as they can from their advertisers. There's no censorship and they certainly don't give a sh*t about "Truth-in-Advertising" concerns.

The bottom-line is that the ironclad rules for dealing with AC outfits still apply: believe nothing in the ad, don't expect the girl in the ad pics, schedule for the shortest amount of time possible, and expect the svc to consist (only) of short backrub + CBJ + CFS.

Those rules apply 99.9% of the time. For the rare exception where you find yourself in the company of a gem, you can usually extend the time without any problem and negotiate any extra fee directly with the girl. Also, if you want to be sure of finding her in the future, you'll need to try to get her personal digits.

It's the Wild West out there, gents. There are literally no rules and no one protecting your hard-earned money. Our only defense is sharing good Intel and doing good homework.

P.S. And always remember to negotiate the rate. Unless you're trying to visit at a busy time, AC outfits are keenly aware of the competition from other Asian places and also from the Random Latina ad places. And many Latina ads have lower rates. I usually offer 100 for the hh and tell them I can be there in 15 minutes. They may accept or make a counter-offer. If it's 120 or less I'll accept. Otherwise, I simply move on.

[Serpico99]

I saw Joyce this past weekend in Chantilly. She told me she will be here until June. 130 for 30 minutes, BBBJ and CFS were on the menu. For those that know her, she still has her quirky personality. I mainly see her for her BBBJ but for that price, I'm getting the urge to try something else out.