Escort Reports

[Tom McAn]

And that single item is the phone number. That's it, period, end of sentence.

Everything else is a lie that's told with only one purpose in mind, to get your money. There is no BBFS creampie svc from twin college-age Japanese (or Korean, Malaysian, etc.) hotties. Every single word, other than the phone number, is a fantasy designed to get you to call and visit, preferably for the hour.

The reason they're now using things like BBFS and BBBJ in their ads is because they can. In the BP days those words weren't allowed. With BP gone, the new ad sites only care about getting as much money as they can from their advertisers. There's no censorship and they certainly don't give a sh*t about "Truth-in-Advertising" concerns.

The bottom-line is that the ironclad rules for dealing with AC outfits still apply: believe nothing in the ad, don't expect the girl in the ad pics, schedule for the shortest amount of time possible, and expect the svc to consist (only) of short backrub + CBJ + CFS.

Those rules apply 99.9% of the time. For the rare exception where you find yourself in the company of a gem, you can usually extend the time without any problem and negotiate any extra fee directly with the girl. Also, if you want to be sure of finding her in the future, you'll need to try to get her personal digits.

It's the Wild West out there, gents. There are literally no rules and no one protecting your hard-earned money. Our only defense is sharing good Intel and doing good homework.

P.S. And always remember to negotiate the rate. Unless you're trying to visit at a busy time, AC outfits are keenly aware of the competition from other Asian places and also from the Random Latina ad places. And many Latina ads have lower rates. I usually offer 100 for the hh and tell them I can be there in 15 minutes. They may accept or make a counter-offer. If it's 120 or less I'll accept. Otherwise, I simply move on.

Thanks for sharing this. Even experienced mongers like me can get caught up in the fantasy, particularly when reading of other mongers who got lucky. And a couple of years ago I was the one who got lucky. All services were covered as I recall, but I still had a very nice time. I even got a nice massage.

I've never given thought to negotiating with a crapshoot provider or the answering service. And one has to wonder if Crapshoot Central will clearly communicate with the provider once a deal has been reached. Who knows? Then again, I don't plan to repeat with the Falls Church crapshoot. My encounter with papasan still gives me the willies even if it was friendly, and I suspect it will be sooner rather than later that they will run afoul of the local constabulary in a city notorious for cracking down on so-called "quality of life" crimes.

One more thought about last night's adventure: the provider told me "only one come" just before she began handing me my clothes. I suspect my two-pop days are in the past now that I'm sixty, but she could at least have given me a longer massage.

And now, on to a task that got postponed from earlier this morning.

[DoggieFan]

Not knocking all the attention to the Asian Crap Shoot, but requesting info from any verified members of CP that can verify if Tera's pics are legit & how the service was?

Very rarely have I been disappointed in this Korean AMP.

https://www.clubparadiseusa.com/blank

[Tom McAn]

I can't believe I wrote that many words and forgot to add a link to the ad I ultimately answered. Sorry about that. Of course, the gal I saw was nowhere near as busty as the one in the photos.

https://cityxguide.co/escorts/917-93...ssage-18277345

Carry on, gents. I've got a busy week ahead and it might be a couple of days before I get online again.

[JmSuttr]

Executive summary: Overall, this went better than many of my previous crapshoot visits. However, there were still some flaws. Few of the advertised services were available, as is typical, and there were no bare services. I was shorted on time and something disconcerting happened toward the end.

Details: I was still in the mood for some relief and called a few providers. Only one ad was responsive and that was an ad in Falls Church. The gal I talked to sent me the address. It was the same place as the one which sent me the "no BBFS" text yesterday even though the ad said BBFS and creampie were available. The ad I responded to this afternoon, using a different number, made no such claim. Figuring the folks I know who live nearby were probably occupied or away on this Easter holiday, I decided to check it out. I arrived and called the number to let them know I was there. She asked me to hold a moment, so I guess I was talking to someone at Crapshoot Central rather than the local provider. (It was a 917 number, which is a New York City area code.) Then she gave me the suite number and I proceeded upstairs.

A 30-ish woman in a tight black dress answered the door. I saw no sign of the man described in a previous post, at least upon arriving. (More on that later.) The gal, who turned out to be my provider, led me to a room with both a massage table and a bed as well as a shelf full of stuff and a small couch. She asked me to get undressed and lie face down on the table. She began a massage, not CMT quality but better than a basic rub. Unfortunately, it didn't last long before she asked me to turn over. By now she was topless; her tits were small but perky. After rubbing my chest for a moment she reached for a raincoat, applied it and began a so-so CBJ. Then she climbed up on the table and began some CG riding. After a few minutes we switched positions and I entered her in standing mish. I finished in this position a few minutes later. She then cleaned me up and began handing me my clothes, a strong hint it was time to get dressed. She also got dressed. As she led me out of the room I encountered a man in the lobby. He invited me to take some candy, so I'm presuming it was papasan rather than another monger. Still, I found this disconcerting. I grabbed something out of the bowl and then left.

Pros: I got a massage, albeit one that was all too brief. I actually got to finish inside the provider rather than with a HJ or, worse yet, a DIY finish. And the provider, while not a model by any means, wasn't bad-looking.

Cons: Except for a massage, none of the other advertised services were provided. I encountered that man. And I was out the door about 10 minutes shy of the half-hour, for which I paid $. 4.

In the end I got some stress relief but not as nice as I wanted.

And that single item is the phone number. That's it, period, end of sentence.

Everything else is a lie that's told with only one purpose in mind, to get your money. There is no BBFS creampie svc from twin college-age Japanese (or Korean, Malaysian, etc.) hotties. Every single word, other than the phone number, is a fantasy designed to get you to call and visit, preferably for the hour.

The reason they're now using things like BBFS and BBBJ in their ads is because they can. In the BP days those words weren't allowed. With BP gone, the new ad sites only care about getting as much money as they can from their advertisers. There's no censorship and they certainly don't give a sh*t about "Truth-in-Advertising" concerns.

The bottom-line is that the ironclad rules for dealing with AC outfits still apply: believe nothing in the ad, don't expect the girl in the ad pics, schedule for the shortest amount of time possible, and expect the svc to consist (only) of short backrub + CBJ + CFS.

Those rules apply 99.9% of the time. For the rare exception where you find yourself in the company of a gem, you can usually extend the time without any problem and negotiate any extra fee directly with the girl. Also, if you want to be sure of finding her in the future, you'll need to try to get her personal digits.

It's the Wild West out there, gents. There are literally no rules and no one protecting your hard-earned money. Our only defense is sharing good Intel and doing good homework.

P.S. And always remember to negotiate the rate. Unless you're trying to visit at a busy time, AC outfits are keenly aware of the competition from other Asian places and also from the Random Latina ad places. And many Latina ads have lower rates. I usually offer 100 for the hh and tell them I can be there in 15 minutes. They may accept or make a counter-offer. If it's 120 or less I'll accept. Otherwise, I simply move on.

[Serpico99]

I saw Joyce this past weekend in Chantilly. She told me she will be here until June. 130 for 30 minutes, BBBJ and CFS were on the menu. For those that know her, she still has her quirky personality. I mainly see her for her BBBJ but for that price, I'm getting the urge to try something else out.

[WillOckham]

Thai Moon, who worked in NiceSence and later EliteModels.com, is back in town for a long stay. She is advertising on Eros as Moon, https://www.eros.com/washington_dc/f...2343.htm?cat=1 She's definitely GFE / PSE and really one of the nicest persons in this hobby. I believe she's in Tysons.

Thai Moos is back in Tysons and she is definitely GFE, but does not provide any PSE components. Me error.

[Tom McAn]

Executive summary: Overall, this went better than many of my previous crapshoot visits. However, there were still some flaws. Few of the advertised services were available, as is typical, and there were no bare services. I was shorted on time and something disconcerting happened toward the end.

Details: I was still in the mood for some relief and called a few providers. Only one ad was responsive and that was an ad in Falls Church. The gal I talked to sent me the address. It was the same place as the one which sent me the "no BBFS" text yesterday even though the ad said BBFS and creampie were available. The ad I responded to this afternoon, using a different number, made no such claim. Figuring the folks I know who live nearby were probably occupied or away on this Easter holiday, I decided to check it out. I arrived and called the number to let them know I was there. She asked me to hold a moment, so I guess I was talking to someone at Crapshoot Central rather than the local provider. (It was a 917 number, which is a New York City area code.) Then she gave me the suite number and I proceeded upstairs.

A 30-ish woman in a tight black dress answered the door. I saw no sign of the man described in a previous post, at least upon arriving. (More on that later.) The gal, who turned out to be my provider, led me to a room with both a massage table and a bed as well as a shelf full of stuff and a small couch. She asked me to get undressed and lie face down on the table. She began a massage, not CMT quality but better than a basic rub. Unfortunately, it didn't last long before she asked me to turn over. By now she was topless; her tits were small but perky. After rubbing my chest for a moment she reached for a raincoat, applied it and began a so-so CBJ. Then she climbed up on the table and began some CG riding. After a few minutes we switched positions and I entered her in standing mish. I finished in this position a few minutes later. She then cleaned me up and began handing me my clothes, a strong hint it was time to get dressed. She also got dressed. As she led me out of the room I encountered a man in the lobby. He invited me to take some candy, so I'm presuming it was papasan rather than another monger. Still, I found this disconcerting. I grabbed something out of the bowl and then left.

Pros: I got a massage, albeit one that was all too brief. I actually got to finish inside the provider rather than with a HJ or, worse yet, a DIY finish. And the provider, while not a model by any means, wasn't bad-looking.

Cons: Except for a massage, none of the other advertised services were provided. I encountered that man. And I was out the door about 10 minutes shy of the half-hour, for which I paid $. 4.

In the end I got some stress relief but not as nice as I wanted.

[Schmoopy]

Thai Moon, who worked in NiceSence and later EliteModels.com, is back in town for a long stay. She is advertising on Eros as Moon, https://www.eros.com/washington_dc/f...2343.htm?cat=1 She's definitely GFE / PSE and really one of the nicest persons in this hobby. I believe she's in Tysons.

Moon went indie a while back, but this is the first I've seen of her on Eros. I believe she is still in an apartment in Tysons, she had been living there with Martyna (also formerly nicesense, now indie). Will nailed it. She is super nice. Currently in school, absolutely no language barrier, and very easy to talk to. She had been one of the lower cost options at nicesense, perhaps due to her sturdier frame. So, if you aren't into spinner, and prefer someone real, she's worth a shot.

[WillOckham]

Thai Moon, who worked in NiceSence and later EliteModels.com, is back in town for a long stay. She is advertising on Eros as Moon, https://www.eros.com/washington_dc/f...2343.htm?cat=1 She's definitely GFE / PSE and really one of the nicest persons in this hobby. I believe she's in Tysons.

[MiRoad]

I know that use to be the case but I thought I read that they discontinued that feature.

I'll give it a try.

I have a premium membership but not sure it's worth it. Most reviews are fake. Unless there are multiple reviews of other girls by the same reviewer they tend to be BS, posted by the provider or her shills.

[Schmoopy]

Unless they lied, it is the same Sofia from nicesense (spoke to them).

The Sofia who was at bookalatina was not close to what you described (very tall, thick, fake, 32+, drinker). I got to know bookalatina Sofia fairly well after visiting her several times over the last week. She is avg height, very fit (visible ab and back muscles), 20-something, who doesn't drink / smoke. The pics on EROS and EroticMonkey were both accurate. She went back to school (Brazil) yesterday, but may be back before things ramp up in the Fall. Let's all hope!

[GilBang]

Thanks. I think the Alexandria location was reviewed a few days ago.

You're right, I typed Springfield, when I meant to say Alexandria.

[WalterKovacs]

Its all legit. I go to AG often. Its my backup.

Its just that they are not that competent. Not sure they have good system. It takes time.

Thanks for PM. I responded.

They also don't always hold appointments, and / or double book. I'm guessing that since most of their competition is gone, they are a bit overwhelmed.

This isn't a good excuse because Elite has two assistants and I was confirmed the same day despite how incompetent they were as well.

[WillOckham]

DD does not live up to her moniker, as she is only an enhanced D, not DD. But she is one of the most responsive escorts that I have ever met. Every appointment with her has been wonderful. She enjoys her work and everything associated with it. BBBJ, DATY and CFS are on the menu. If you like someone who moans, groans, and cries, she is the one to see. I would rate her 8/10, but remember responsiveness is what I am seeking. If she is happy, I am too, but you should be with DD. But, again it just depends on what you seek.

[DoggieFan]

TER is based overseas but chose to block access by American customers due to FOSTA / SESTA. And yes, I hope that law is ultimately struck down.

As for Erotic Monkey, you can get a one-week free premium membership for submitting a review. Whether it's worth it is another matter altogether.

I know that use to be the case but I thought I read that they discontinued that feature.

I'll give it a try.