Massage Parlor Reports

[Producer79]

Really? LOL! Rocket Dork.

The man the myth and the legend!! Rocket Dork!

[Walker333]

Well I dreamt I went to Oki and I think I had Sarah? She was a pretty cute light skinned gal with a pretty decent bod. I'm guessing she's in her 30's. Massage was mediocre mostly rubbing. I threw a $100 at her from the beginning hoping for a BBBJ but I only got a topless L1. There was an older woman. Maybe who ran the place but she was pretty hot too. Feel free to share any input! Don't know if I'd go back. $170 for level 1 after hitting up NG makes me feel leaving empty handed LOL.

Some of us, including myself, had those accidents or instances of overpaying. We all had different reasons. I, for instance, was trying to open up a menu of providers that I liked. In general, there is nothing wrong in expressing some gratitude and appreciation in a such way. However, getting older, gaining some experience, we come to realization that this overpaying usually backfires. In my experience, those ATF mts that was hoping to fuck one day didn't open the menus, actually even didn't appreciate my deeds, they just expected more money every time that I saw them. Some others just get confused and spoiled wrongfully believing that they are special in some fucken way.

[JamesInBuffalo]

Hi all! I'll be traveling to Chicago next week and I'm staying downtown. I won't have a lot of time to sneak away so I was wondering if there are any decent spots downtown. Anything from L1 to full service. Thanks for the help!

[Gus33]

Successful trip out south. Cute masseuse. Nice massage. Even the mamasan was attractive.

Where was this?

Thanks.

[Rocket Dork]

Well I dreamt I went to Oki and I think I had Sarah? She was a pretty cute light skinned gal with a pretty decent bod. I'm guessing she's in her 30's. Massage was mediocre mostly rubbing. I threw a $100 at her from the beginning hoping for a BBBJ but I only got a topless L1. There was an older woman. Maybe who ran the place but she was pretty hot too. Feel free to share any input! Don't know if I'd go back. $170 for level 1 after hitting up NG makes me feel leaving empty handed LOL.

Really? LOL! Rocket Dork.

[Heathwood]

Successful trip out south. Cute masseuse. Nice massage. Even the mamasan was attractive.

[Captain1954]

Saw a new place. There reviews on it on RM but I can't read it. Anybody here try them yet?

https://chicago.bedpage.com/Therapeu...a/7814556.html

Hi.

It's the same owner as Lotus Spa on Irving Park so they may rotate staff so LuLu May be your mt if it's the same as Irving Park full menu available with older mt.

[Sam Spade]

Well I dreamt I went to Oki and I think I had Sarah? She was a pretty cute light skinned gal with a pretty decent bod. I'm guessing she's in her 30's. Massage was mediocre mostly rubbing. I threw a $100 at her from the beginning hoping for a BBBJ but I only got a topless L1. There was an older woman. Maybe who ran the place but she was pretty hot too. Feel free to share any input! Don't know if I'd go back. $170 for level 1 after hitting up NG makes me feel leaving empty handed LOL.

You can't have spent any time on this forum or any other for that matter, to get ripped off so bad. You don't throw money at them. You smile and negotiate, and if she's goes with some outrageous price, you smile and say no thanks. And then you can enjoy watching them change their tune, or get pissed and tell you to leave.

[ChineseGuy1122]

After reading all these reports on Sarah I decided to go check her out. I always wait till Monday because it's usually the slowest day and I don't have to be like the 19th guy in line. I'm not a big fan of massage parlors anymore because I always feel like I'm committing a crime when I go into these places and especially at okie dokie and ozone where they lock the door so your hoping and praying that someone is right there to let you in before all these people on the busy street see you standing in front of a massage parlour in the middle of the day. Anyway, once I got in, I was right and the place was completely empty and it was only the mamasan, Sarah and one other girl. I went to the restroom beforehand so I could take a quick leak. As I am about to take a piss I noticed there are bunch of floaties in the toilet and I nearly hurled. I didn't think any dude would possibly be brave enough to take a dump in a massage parlor so I had to assume it was one of the three women working. I had my mindset I was only going to get a hand job at that point. When Sarah started the massage, I actually thought it was pretty good or at least better than the ones I'm used to where the girl will just give like five slaps on the back and ass and tell me to turn over and ask me what I want. Once it was time to turn over, I am ready to just tell her that I just want a hand job as I still couldn't get the thought of those floaties out of my head, but before I do she says 160 and you get everything. I've been so used to paying 400 to 500 lately that 160 sounded too good to pass up. I figured for 160, it was worth playing the odds that the floaties didn't belong to her but I was as limp as a dick could possibly be. But as soon as she started sucking away, my dick rose from the dead and became rock hard. The girl was sucking like she was pissed off at my little guy. After a few minutes she puts the rubber on and I start pumping away. As I am pumping, I notice that during this whole time that I never heard that annoying dog barking at all next door. I took a quick break from pumping and I asked her if someone finally shot that dog as a joke. Girl had no idea what I said because she replies. 'that sounds good honey. " I just nod as if she knew what I was saying and once we finished up, she hands me the condom and asks me to take it with me. I thought I'd seen it all.

Overall, Sarah is a cute girl and for that price, you really can't lose. $240 plus I threw in another $40 tip for giving me back my used condom. LOL. It's probably sitting somewhere on Chicago Ave as I'm writing this review.

[WenRegnom88]

Well I dreamt I went to Oki and I think I had Sarah? She was a pretty cute light skinned gal with a pretty decent bod. I'm guessing she's in her 30's. Massage was mediocre mostly rubbing. I threw a $100 at her from the beginning hoping for a BBBJ but I only got a topless L1. There was an older woman. Maybe who ran the place but she was pretty hot too. Feel free to share any input! Don't know if I'd go back. $170 for level 1 after hitting up NG makes me feel leaving empty handed LOL.

[OrdLover]

Saw a new place. There reviews on it on RM but I can't read it. Anybody here try them yet?

https://chicago.bedpage.com/Therapeu...a/7814556.html

[Biliator]

I've been to Yun Ping and Jin Ding (next door to each other) a few times. Jin Ding was always a fun-free zone, and Yun Ping was reliable for L1 fun. I suspect the Yun Ping owner bought Jin Ding, as I noticed her (she's kind of hard to miss, she reminds me of the old four-foot Psychic lady from the Poltergeist movies that kept telling Carol Ann to Go Into the Light). Anyway I have seen her popping in and out of both places, and both have new identical signs on the door stating their new hours. (open till 1030). I'm hoping that means Jin Ding is becoming a fun zone too.

They may have a different model. I've seen Claire (formerly of Elegant) at Jin Ding. She doesn't work there, but can schedule appts there with her clients.

[Biliator]

I Haven't been there in ages. I guess it's time to get my nails done. There was always a fantastic looking Chinese woman there. Around 30. Killer ass. I think she said mary or sue. Something really plain. I'd love to get to do more with her. Maybe even a pedicure. Is she still there?

Finger.

Sounds like an Emily session at SXL. As for Mary, long gone. I believe she is at least part time at Belmont. May go by Wendy there.

[Wild Rider 80]

This place has been offering Euro outcalls for close to 20 years. More than likely they will up-charge for the outcall, but you'll have no problem having somebody visit you for FBSM.

https://www.massage-chicago.info/

Dr Manhattan your are both a scholar and a gentleman. Helpful and have the information. I wish everyone on here was more like that!

[TheRedStar]

I feel your pain as a fellow black guy. Is usually roll the dice and tip well. When that happens they welcome you with open arms. That's why I maintain a list of regulars.

I agree 100% are usually give places to chances the first time is normal not to get any extras but the second time try to see the same person and see where you get. I've had great fun at SXL and remember the ones you like try to get their number so if they move you can know where they're at. Reviews coming soon guys I've been out the game for while but getting back in soon.