Massage Parlor Reports

[YtheLongFace]

Not sure why anyone would visit these ladies. Nothing but upsells.

I went to see one of them once and had the same experience as everyone else. I knew better and only walked in with $100. I went to my car and I should have just left but sometimes your wrong head does the thinking.

Something else too. I was there about 8 pm and when I left empty handed (so to speak), I noticed a car in the lot with a gentleman inside of it who APPEARED to be watching the front door. Being as the lot was mostly empty, it was a bit obvious in my opinion. I almost forgot. She used some sort of coconut oil on me and didn't bother to wipe it off. Yeah poor experience all around.

[SomeGuy6057]

I am in this area once a month for medical reasons. Mainly checkups. That's all you need to know. I was convinced and dead set on checking out the spot everyone's raving about. But did anyone else notice an excess amount of pork on this road? Is there a sale going on? Did the farmers decide it's time to open the gates and flood the street with swine?

Ffs there are other businesses. They know that rite. LOL The whole world and all of its tax paying revenue does not have to revolve around the milking of a few old bulls who've long been put out to pasture.

Hell my work even cut back overtime because of the Gov shutdown. Who the hell approved this as a national crisis.

I hit up a regular spot on the way home I'm reluctant to give any public advertisements on. Pms from non shady people are fine.

But you guys better be EXTRA careful.

[Facs345]

Any AMPs around the area that will give a prostate exam?

[LoveLongTime]

Well I wish the previous reports were a few days sooner. Although I am not nearly as disappointed as the others seem to be. I texted on wed requesting Monica the aa spinner, was told she would be in Friday. Set up a time and I can honestly say the pictures do not do her justice. She is the hottest woman I have ever gotten a massage from including the 6 in Thailand, which is my preference. $.20 for massage, $ for topless. I would have paid another $ for any kind of finish. She was stunning but no extras to be had. Easy enough set up and truly relaxing massage. Probably won't repeat unless she offers nuru, which I inquired about, was told not at this time. Thanks everyone stay safe.

[TapThat]

My exact experience but with a different girl there. Only difference is it was with the other girl white girl. Cut it off at 40 mins on me and said the clock starts when you walk in the door. Very disappointing. No hot towel. Definitely a hustle with no reward. Will not return and I wish I could warn every person before they go in LOL.

Not sure why anyone would visit these ladies. Nothing but upsells.

[Truth100]

Run, don't walk. The OTHER DIRECTION!

This was an absolute waste of money. The massage was barely more than a light rub. Topless was an extra cost. The massage itself cost $120, and topless was another $80. So a total of $200. When she mentioned topless she had said her tipical expected tip was between $100-$300 WTF?

Now before you all say anything, I knew going in this was going to be more expensive. I wanted to check out other massage options. And post a clear report for reference to my fellows on here. I just didn't quite know to what extent exactly this was going to be a rip off. Chest was fine being touched, below the waste OTC was fine as well. Other than that? I'm guessing that's all there is. Plenty of teasing, but nothing to indicate more is available. Oh and after all this, I did NOT leave happy. The alarm went off 45 mins into the hour massage. No hot towel was offered, so I left covered in greasy mess. (For the record, whatever they use is a nightmare to get off in the shower).

Lamporchair does NOT recommend. Stay away, far away.

https://cincinnati.rubratings.com/132742

My exact experience but with a different girl there. Only difference is it was with the other girl white girl. Cut it off at 40 mins on me and said the clock starts when you walk in the door. Very disappointing. No hot towel. Definitely a hustle with no reward. Will not return and I wish I could warn every person before they go in LOL.

[Ineed Amedic]

Sakura is a trek for me, but I finally had the time to get out there and give it a shot. Called ahead. Normal routine. Started with one masseuse and then someone else came in and after a couple of minutes a different person came in and asked if it was ok if she finished. She was cute and I was fine with that. Turns out this was Lisa, and my experience was even better than reported here. Great time. Left a little early, but that's fine with that level of service.

I know I'm not saying anything new here. Just want confirm and to thank all the previous reports. Stay safe out there.

[Ineed Amedic]

As I was driving to Sakura, I passed Moon Spa (7001 Colerain). The sign was not lit up, and there were no cars in the parking lot. This was about 11:15 am.

I stopped by around noon on Friday. Pulled in and tried the front door. Locked. Sign was off. Curious if anyone ever gets a chance to try it.

[Norbac1]

Any fun activity to do in this place?

[Golden3]

I deviated from my usual rules, and things turned out all right. I usually space out my visits to MPs or other providers. I have limited time and money, and the hobby, as we know, can be habit forming. However, after yesterday's disaster, I thought that I would try again. I called Sakura about 9:45 am and asked if Lisa was available. I was told that she was, I said that I would be there in 15 minutes, and the person on the phone (Lisa?) said that she would wait for me. When I got there, Lisa came to meet me, and I gave her the house fee. As I was starting to get undressed, she informed me that it was the wrong time on her personal calendar, and Sunny offered her services. That is what I had been trying to avoid, and I told myself earlier that I would not accept a switch, but, having gone that far, I continued. I am glad that I did. Looks =7, massage =8, ending (which actually was in the middle) =10. Other people have given different reports on Sunny, but, as always, YMMV. The only negative, which is not unique to this visit or this establishment, is that I seem to be experiencing a lot of 45 minute hours.

[Djongo238]

Lamporchair, you just saved my life. I was planning on making an appointment this weekend on account of the lack of AMPs around. I'll pass.

[LamporChair]

Run, don't walk. The OTHER DIRECTION!

This was an absolute waste of money. The massage was barely more than a light rub. Topless was an extra cost. The massage itself cost $120, and topless was another $80. So a total of $200. When she mentioned topless she had said her tipical expected tip was between $100-$300 WTF?

Now before you all say anything, I knew going in this was going to be more expensive. I wanted to check out other massage options. And post a clear report for reference to my fellows on here. I just didn't quite know to what extent exactly this was going to be a rip off. Chest was fine being touched, below the waste OTC was fine as well. Other than that? I'm guessing that's all there is. Plenty of teasing, but nothing to indicate more is available. Oh and after all this, I did NOT leave happy. The alarm went off 45 mins into the hour massage. No hot towel was offered, so I left covered in greasy mess. (For the record, whatever they use is a nightmare to get off in the shower).

Lamporchair does NOT recommend. Stay away, far away.

https://cincinnati.rubratings.com/132742

[Golden3]

As I was driving to Sakura, I passed Moon Spa (7001 Colerain). The sign was not lit up, and there were no cars in the parking lot. This was about 11:15 am.

[ThatGuy011]

The moral of the story is don't bother in the whole Cincinnati area unless it's Lisa at Sakura. And since we're posting about her, she'll be gone for one reason or another.

Having had Lisa's full menu, there is nothing left for me and I don't enjoy the hunt, only a guaranteed pop. I may try AMPs again in about a year hopefully these girls cycle out and we get more of what we used to. I have had 4 of them within months of starting with AMPs now I doubt that I could get a handy. They are way too spooked, except Lisa. And even she was asking me why the cops are there every day.

I had no answer and for the girls sakes hopefully it's as posted below and it's just a detail, otherwise if she's actually worried about their presence and is still doing everything at that location, she deserves to get caught.

[Golden3]

Golden Arches. I knew that the place was not open, but there was a report of a phone # to get another location. I pulled into the parking lot. There was a hand-written sign that said "Massage parlor permanently closed 3/1/2019". The only phone # in evidence was on the printed sign above the entrance. I called it and got a generic answering machine message, with no information.

Sakura- I was hoping for a session with Lisa. I always call spas in advance. I know that there are no real reservations, but I want to avoid getting there and finding out that they are very busy. Once, I waited 1/2 hour at a place, and I didn't like that. In this case, I also wanted to emphasize that I wanted to see Lisa (and not Sunny). I called when I was 15 min away, 5 min away, and just about there, and there was no answer at all, so I went away.

D&P. Last week, I had a reasonably good experience with Nana, so I called and asked for her. She is the one who answered the phone. I asked to see her at 12 pm She said that she had an appointment then and suggested 1. I couldn't do 1, so she said that she would see what she could do. A few minutes later, she called me back and told me to come right over. As I pulled into the parking lot, a pickup truck pulled in beside me, and the driver got into the building before I did. When I got into the spa, mamasan told me that Nana was busy. I said that I had just spoken to her, but mamasan reiterated that Nana was busy. Apparently, the driver of the pickup took "my" spot. Mamasan, Lulu, offered to give me a massage. She looked about 60, and, if anything, I tend to underestimate the age of Asian women. However, I thought that, even if she is nothing to look at, she might have skillful hands, and, anyway, I had run out of backup plans, so I paid for 1/2 hour with her. She started out by draping me, but the drape soon came off. She gave me a very vigorous, good, back massage. Other than massaging my inner thighs, there was nothing that could be considered teasing. I rubbed her leg a couple of times, but she moved my hand away and said, "Sorry". After I had been on my stomach for quite a while, she said, "All finished. " I said, "I was expecting. " and made appropriate hand motions for what I was expecting. She spoke into her phone in Chinese, and I translated as "Your 30 minute massage is over. " I said, "I would like. " and made the hand motions again. She spoke into her phone again, and it translated, "Sir, this is a regular massage parlor. " It set me back 40 for the 1/2 hour and 20 tip for a good massage.

I have not struck out so completely for a long time. Arguably, I could have done better at Sakura if I had taken a chance and just gone in, but I don't know.