Massage Parlor Reports

[Djongo238]

Lamporchair, you just saved my life. I was planning on making an appointment this weekend on account of the lack of AMPs around. I'll pass.

[LamporChair]

Run, don't walk. The OTHER DIRECTION!

This was an absolute waste of money. The massage was barely more than a light rub. Topless was an extra cost. The massage itself cost $120, and topless was another $80. So a total of $200. When she mentioned topless she had said her tipical expected tip was between $100-$300 WTF?

Now before you all say anything, I knew going in this was going to be more expensive. I wanted to check out other massage options. And post a clear report for reference to my fellows on here. I just didn't quite know to what extent exactly this was going to be a rip off. Chest was fine being touched, below the waste OTC was fine as well. Other than that? I'm guessing that's all there is. Plenty of teasing, but nothing to indicate more is available. Oh and after all this, I did NOT leave happy. The alarm went off 45 mins into the hour massage. No hot towel was offered, so I left covered in greasy mess. (For the record, whatever they use is a nightmare to get off in the shower).

Lamporchair does NOT recommend. Stay away, far away.

https://cincinnati.rubratings.com/132742

[Golden3]

As I was driving to Sakura, I passed Moon Spa (7001 Colerain). The sign was not lit up, and there were no cars in the parking lot. This was about 11:15 am.

[ThatGuy011]

The moral of the story is don't bother in the whole Cincinnati area unless it's Lisa at Sakura. And since we're posting about her, she'll be gone for one reason or another.

Having had Lisa's full menu, there is nothing left for me and I don't enjoy the hunt, only a guaranteed pop. I may try AMPs again in about a year hopefully these girls cycle out and we get more of what we used to. I have had 4 of them within months of starting with AMPs now I doubt that I could get a handy. They are way too spooked, except Lisa. And even she was asking me why the cops are there every day.

I had no answer and for the girls sakes hopefully it's as posted below and it's just a detail, otherwise if she's actually worried about their presence and is still doing everything at that location, she deserves to get caught.

[Golden3]

Golden Arches. I knew that the place was not open, but there was a report of a phone # to get another location. I pulled into the parking lot. There was a hand-written sign that said "Massage parlor permanently closed 3/1/2019". The only phone # in evidence was on the printed sign above the entrance. I called it and got a generic answering machine message, with no information.

Sakura- I was hoping for a session with Lisa. I always call spas in advance. I know that there are no real reservations, but I want to avoid getting there and finding out that they are very busy. Once, I waited 1/2 hour at a place, and I didn't like that. In this case, I also wanted to emphasize that I wanted to see Lisa (and not Sunny). I called when I was 15 min away, 5 min away, and just about there, and there was no answer at all, so I went away.

D&P. Last week, I had a reasonably good experience with Nana, so I called and asked for her. She is the one who answered the phone. I asked to see her at 12 pm She said that she had an appointment then and suggested 1. I couldn't do 1, so she said that she would see what she could do. A few minutes later, she called me back and told me to come right over. As I pulled into the parking lot, a pickup truck pulled in beside me, and the driver got into the building before I did. When I got into the spa, mamasan told me that Nana was busy. I said that I had just spoken to her, but mamasan reiterated that Nana was busy. Apparently, the driver of the pickup took "my" spot. Mamasan, Lulu, offered to give me a massage. She looked about 60, and, if anything, I tend to underestimate the age of Asian women. However, I thought that, even if she is nothing to look at, she might have skillful hands, and, anyway, I had run out of backup plans, so I paid for 1/2 hour with her. She started out by draping me, but the drape soon came off. She gave me a very vigorous, good, back massage. Other than massaging my inner thighs, there was nothing that could be considered teasing. I rubbed her leg a couple of times, but she moved my hand away and said, "Sorry". After I had been on my stomach for quite a while, she said, "All finished. " I said, "I was expecting. " and made appropriate hand motions for what I was expecting. She spoke into her phone in Chinese, and I translated as "Your 30 minute massage is over. " I said, "I would like. " and made the hand motions again. She spoke into her phone again, and it translated, "Sir, this is a regular massage parlor. " It set me back 40 for the 1/2 hour and 20 tip for a good massage.

I have not struck out so completely for a long time. Arguably, I could have done better at Sakura if I had taken a chance and just gone in, but I don't know.

[Observant]

I hope you made a typo. If you tipped anything over 20 cents you're insane.

Completely agree that the reasonable thing would have been to walk away. I did not. I was on the bed and got a 10 min massage. So I dropped. 2.

Part of the reason is that she was profusely apologizing and was going to make up with extra time. Part of the reason is that I have no patience with drama in case she started arguing with me. Part of the reason is that I don't keep karma on my head. Part of the reason is that I still left on good terms in case she is the new mamasan and controls access to possible newer girls.

That is just me. I surely don't recommend anyone to pay or tip for poor service.

Ob.

[MarblesKyle]

405 Loveland.

Stopped in here based on recent reviews of a sure thing. The previous reviews indicated older masseuses but that HE was basically a given. I had never been to this one before, but went in like I owned the place (like I usually do). The masseuse I got was actually fairly attractive. Mid-40's (guess), short, thin and petite. I never ask for names so I dunno. Massage was through a thin sheet and was 99.99% legit. The only time she 'touched' me was when she tucked the sheet under my balls and she touched the shaft. But, that was only a split second and could have easily just been accidental. The massage itself was one of the better ones at an AMP I've received, but absolutely zero teasing and zero extras. When I tried grazing her calf she moved away. At the end when I was getting changed she did just walk right in without knocking and saw me in all my glory. She just smirked and started changing the sheet. I tipped $20 on the above-average massage and left. I was disappointed. Maybe it was a bad day for them, I didn't get the right masseuse, or they just didn't like me.

You definitely didn't get bad intel, I think they are just tightening up their operation lately. If you return once or twice more I'd be shocked if you didn't leave happy. Based on your previous posts, I am assuming you are a veteran at this game and you are dropping all the right hints to the massuese on what you are there for. Over the last few years I have sent two people there who both left happy on first visit. Once you're established as a regular it's certainly no problem even today. If that's too much effort, I understand, but I just want you to know it's definitely still a possibility there if you want to go back. As far as getting the right masseuse, it's been the same one for me every time over the last 6 months. I think there's a mamasan or whatever they are called that handles the overflow, but the main one is the girl you described.

Hope this helps.

[SomeGuy6057]

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I'm not fan of the blue wall but if you ever suggest that members on this forum violently oppose the police I will ban you.

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[Djongo238]

Cici is gone. Replaced with older heavier lady. Made me lie down and disappeared for 15 minutes. Realized that she was finishing up another massage.

Anyways, she got started without draping and 10 minutes later, she did the same thing to a new client.

Came back after 10 minutes.

By that time, I got dressed and left the place with a. 2 tip.

Not sure if anyone else is working there. If anyone visits and sees another girl, let me know.

For now, I am done with that place. Bummer because I love the privacy of its location. Had always gotten a good massage from young girls there.

Ob.

I hope you made a typo. If you tipped anything over 20 cents you're insane.

[DaytonNew]

This place sucks. The last two girls were bitchy and charged way too much, but would deliver in a pinch. The new girl wouldn't do more than assisted DIY, then tried to block the way after a. 2 tip. Word on the street a while ago was that Uncle was watching this place, I'm surprised it's still around.

Things are different. Use to be BJ offered upfront for moderate attractive girls with 200 FS. Now two old farts offering HJ. Still puzzled me the neighborhood location. It was uncomfortable the upfront FS offering of the previous girls but at least it was a safe bet after been there few times. Although pricey. I think uncle is winning the current battle but AMPs with menu has been around for centuries. They'll back.

Stay safe.

[Observant]

Cici is gone. Replaced with older heavier lady. Made me lie down and disappeared for 15 minutes. Realized that she was finishing up another massage.

Anyways, she got started without draping and 10 minutes later, she did the same thing to a new client.

Came back after 10 minutes.

By that time, I got dressed and left the place with a. 2 tip.

Not sure if anyone else is working there. If anyone visits and sees another girl, let me know.

For now, I am done with that place. Bummer because I love the privacy of its location. Had always gotten a good massage from young girls there.

Ob.

[LvTheLightsOn]

I called the number today and it rang several times then went to voicemail so I left one. No call back though. As it stands that's better than it was a few weeks ago. It would go straight to voicemail without even ringing.

I know Cloe said they'd eventually be set back up. Currently, it doesn't appear that they are.

Lv.

This place had a sign on the front door the last month it was open saying "please call XXX-XXXX next month for new location". Obviously I didn't write the number down. Does anyone know where they might have moved to?

[BiGDo6]

I went to sukura last week.

I got lisa and had an amazing experience. There was another girl there, older, skinnier but had a good bust. Is she as liberal with a massage as lisa?

No, Sunny, the other worker there, is older and very stingy. She allowed some roaming below the waist but was adamant that nothing would be allowed above the waist. She wanted the standard $ for HE but her attitude was extremely lousy and I was not in the mood so I left unhappy.

[Ronnie0927]

It's been closed for at least several weeks now. Place is completely empty. Seems they lost their lease.

This place had a sign on the front door the last month it was open saying "please call XXX-XXXX next month for new location". Obviously I didn't write the number down. Does anyone know where they might have moved to?

[Gonz199]

My last post indicated my attempt at quitting the massage game. I don't see escorts, nor have any interest to. I have stuck with AMPs and body rubs. Here are a few reports I have from prior to my claim of quitting I thought I'd share:

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McD's. Montgomery.

Haven't been here since it was busted so didn't know what to expect. Pulled into the lot and parked closer to McD's with my intent of walking over. Inadvertently parked next to a pickup truck and noticed a guy in a suit sitting there. I got out of the car and started walking like I was going to just go to McD's. At that point I noticed he pulled out of his spot and moved to a different spot, closer to the plaza exit but not next to other cars. This irked me, so I got back in my car and just left.

It's been closed for at least several weeks now. Place is completely empty. Seems they lost their lease.