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[CockNumb]

I was able to catch up with Jesse Jane. She is looking Beautiful as ever. She is very clean & has a Banging MILF Body. The set up was easy & good communication. Her incall is clean & safe. She has Awesome Oral Skills and the Best Ride Around. Her Body & Skills will have you begging for more. She is very professional & sexy. It is a girlfriend experience not to be missed. I Highly Recommend Jesse Jane.

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Stay Safe.

J. G.

This is what I played with today.

Nice bolt ons.

[Kenal1]

Star baby is start? Ashley Barnes from Bond HIll Reading Rd.

She is one of those that got a phone and now charges higher prices.

She changed her nname to star baby for two reasons she didn't want anyone knowing she is now a glorified street walker.

Beware she does have a pimp and will do the occasional cash and dash she always wants cash up front and her pimp is usually closeby the incall is a place that I believe is his place.

Use to see her when she was on the streets, she smokes so much crack and meth it's hard to get her t shut the fuck up pretty much have to put a dick in her mouth.

She will be good to you until she sees the opportunity to run with your cash or have her pimp come in and run you off.

A note: a tell tail sign of the presence of meth is the sores on their faces, I'm also told that some of the crack they are smoking is cut with meth to make them meth addicts.

Wow! Good to know because I didn't pick up on any of that. Guess I won't see her again but it was fun fucking her in the ass!

[JustTry]

What can I say that hasn't been said. Great communication up until the visit. All I can say is this girl does some serious kegels! Great visit and she is a sweetheart.

I will definitely repeat.

[TenBucks22]

Decided to move outside my regulars and had a nice meeting with Jessie29. Read a few of the previous reviews and learned that she hasn't been at it long so was ready for some minor awkwardness. Didn't seem to experience any of that as she was fully participating in the GFE world. Communication prior was rapid, ready, and clear. Visited her incall just over the river. Safe neighborhood and no real issues. She does have dogs which may account for the slight smell, but otherwise fine and never bothered us. Nice body, perfect breasts (YMMV), and totally tuned in to my visit. Hygiene fine. Standard couple of rules which are same practice for me. Initially thought donation was a bit high, but left a very happy two pop camper. Would recommend and will repeat.

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TB22.

[Scarab31]

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[JohnsGood1]

I was able to catch up with Jesse Jane. She is looking Beautiful as ever. She is very clean & has a Banging MILF Body. The set up was easy & good communication. Her incall is clean & safe. She has Awesome Oral Skills and the Best Ride Around. Her Body & Skills will have you begging for more. She is very professional & sexy. It is a girlfriend experience not to be missed. I Highly Recommend Jesse Jane.

http://usaadultclassifieds.nl/classi...893&cityid=350

Stay Safe.

J. G.

This is what I played with today.

[UOnlyLiveOnce]

It had been a long time since I had a first-time visit with a provider, so I had a dream about this one:

http://usaadultclassifieds.nl/classi...554&cityid=350

My dream was mostly consistent with prior reports. Her communication was good via text. She told me ahead of time she had female roommates. They were there and were no bother at all. She's in her 20's, is nice, and has a tight smooth body. I got what I came for.

Incall was her place in a crappy neighborhood in Middletown. There's no way I'd go to that neighborhood in the evening or on a weekend. She has a cat and there was cat hair all over.

Like others have said, she is not GFE at all. I think it was a combination of shyness, meeting a guy for the first time type of nervousness, and physical and psychological discomfort with doing the main course. I'm of average size.

Thankfully, I brought a garbage bag and a change of clothes with me. Once I got to a part of Middletown where a machine gun no longer seemed necessary, I pulled over, changed real quick, and got out of Dodge.

I'm on the fence about repeating. I'll put up with quite a bit in exchange for access to a tight young body, but the downsides I reported were pushing my limits. As always, YMMV. Stay safe out there.

[CockNumb]

Check out Star Baby on Listcrawler. Last digits are 6694. She truly enjoys it.

Star baby is start? Ashley [Deleted by Admin] from Bond HIll Reading Rd.

She is one of those that got a phone and now charges higher prices.

She changed her nname to star baby for two reasons she didn't want anyone knowing she is now a glorified street walker.

Beware she does have a pimp and will do the occasional cash and dash she always wants cash up front and her pimp is usually closeby the incall is a place that I believe is his place.

Use to see her when she was on the streets, she smokes so much crack and meth it's hard to get her t shut the fuck up pretty much have to put a dick in her mouth.

She will be good to you until she sees the opportunity to run with your cash or have her pimp come in and run you off.

A note: a tell tail sign of the presence of meth is the sores on their faces, I'm also told that some of the crack they are smoking is cut with meth to make them meth addicts.

[Bobby Linn]

She sounds great based on your description. I can't find any ads with "sexy sparkles" in the name. Can you post or pm a link to her ad or contact details? Thanks.

Dan, sorry I was in a bit of a rush when I posted my comments, which were in reply to a previous post in the Cincy USA Advertisers reviews. Sexy Sparkles is an UTR provider in Dayton (kinda near UD), she has had several reviews and comments posted about her especially in the Dayton forum, which you can read if you do a search using 'Sexy Sparkles'. I have checked with her and been given the OK to share her phone number to vetted seniors through PMs. It may take some time for me to respond to PMs as I don't have the access during the day and have family stuff most evenings. It should also be noted that she has had some mixed reviews in the past, mainly issues with reliable communications. As I stated in my review I did not have any problems. Stay safe.

[Member #6400]

It was one of those nights were you know you should just binge watch Discovery channel and drink yourself to sleep. But this night, I was out of beer, wine, fine spirits and Discovery was just not cutting it. So I started perusing the old Help Available section of USAsg.

The usual fare was available but I wanted outcall. Most that I might prefer, having been away for so long, seem to only do incall. Until that is, I happened across Carlyyy. The pic captured my imagination and the raw newness of her prose bekoned me. So I shot her a text.

"Nice pic on USA. You available?". I then went about paging back and forth through the adverts. And then, a response. It was Carlyyy, "I am".

Oh joyous day! - I still have skillz I thought to myself. We agreed upon two c-notes for the hour and it was on like Kong's Dong. Or Kongy Ding, Dinky Dong, or whatever the fuck that old video game was called. It was on.

As it happens I just caught Carlyyy at the moment she was off work and for the very first time having just posted her ad. When Carlyyy arrived I went out to greet her. It was dark so not easy to make out much other than her small frame. We mutually embraced and I escorted her to my crib.

Once inside my place I could see that I was in luck. A sweet little vixen. Blondish hair, straight, about shoulder length. Perky B's (I think. I always suck at cup size), in other words, nice looking tits in a tight white top and red bell-bottom pleated chiffon slacks. A quintessential spinner with a flawless little badonkadonk.

We shared pleasantries, drank my feable take on rum runners and off to the muffin masher room. May I say, Carlyyy is a pleaser and has a nice slow way of using her succulent lips during the you-taste-me-and-I'll-taste-you interlude. I was so caught up in her gentle kisses that I completely did not realize how or when our clothing fell off.

She climbed aboard the love-trampoline. Laid before me and allowed her little spinner hotness to draw me on top of her. We kissed awhile longer while she allowed my muffin starved fingers to explore. After a few whimpers and some tongue from Carlyyy I couldn't resist any longer. I dawned my Gordon rain slicker and began a slow methodical entry. Carlyyy was pleasantly snug. She gasped a few times but was committed to getting all of my veinerschnitzel that she could, and she did! Woot woot!

BBBJ, Mish, side saddle lazy dog and back to mish. As I pounded Carlyyy's exquisite little sword swallower I could hear that faint sloshing like I had drank too much water prior to exercise - but it wasnt me after all. Carlyyy is a bit of a gusher! There was yum-yum sauce all over my sheathed love muscle. Dayum, I wish I had more staying power but Carlyyy seemed to want to explode as much or more than me and kept pulsating so much on my labia-baster that I just couldn't hold it. BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! OOOOOH! UHHHH! BLAM! I filled that boner jacket with more icing than Paula Dean's tasted.

With that, I executed a salto dismount and thanked her for the excursion.

As Arnold once said, "Ahhlbee bahk". As always YMMV.

Good luck, stay safe.
TGM

http://usaadultclassifieds.nl/classi...775&cityid=350

Looks like we've got another cutie in the mix. Appreciate the review.

[Member #6400]

Used to see her back in the day even saw her an Brookee when they were together. Text her a couple times an nothing. Her post could be fake news.

We did connect yesterday. She looks great, slightly skinnier, no signs of opioid use, I repeat, no signs of opioid use. Same old BR! Accommodations aren't great as of yet, but that will improve as she gets herself settled.

Communication was slow at first, but I was thrilled when she texted back. After the initial text, communication was quick. I'm glad she's back.

[TheGenteelMan]

It was one of those nights were you know you should just binge watch Discovery channel and drink yourself to sleep. But this night, I was out of beer, wine, fine spirits and Discovery was just not cutting it. So I started perusing the old Help Available section of USAsg.

The usual fare was available but I wanted outcall. Most that I might prefer, having been away for so long, seem to only do incall. Until that is, I happened across Carlyyy. The pic captured my imagination and the raw newness of her prose bekoned me. So I shot her a text.

"Nice pic on USA. You available?". I then went about paging back and forth through the adverts. And then, a response. It was Carlyyy, "I am".

Oh joyous day! - I still have skillz I thought to myself. We agreed upon two c-notes for the hour and it was on like Kong's Dong. Or Kongy Ding, Dinky Dong, or whatever the fuck that old video game was called. It was on.

As it happens I just caught Carlyyy at the moment she was off work and for the very first time having just posted her ad. When Carlyyy arrived I went out to greet her. It was dark so not easy to make out much other than her small frame. We mutually embraced and I escorted her to my crib.

Once inside my place I could see that I was in luck. A sweet little vixen. Blondish hair, straight, about shoulder length. Perky B's (I think. I always suck at cup size), in other words, nice looking tits in a tight white top and red bell-bottom pleated chiffon slacks. A quintessential spinner with a flawless little badonkadonk.

We shared pleasantries, drank my feable take on rum runners and off to the muffin masher room. May I say, Carlyyy is a pleaser and has a nice slow way of using her succulent lips during the you-taste-me-and-I'll-taste-you interlude. I was so caught up in her gentle kisses that I completely did not realize how or when our clothing fell off.

She climbed aboard the love-trampoline. Laid before me and allowed her little spinner hotness to draw me on top of her. We kissed awhile longer while she allowed my muffin starved fingers to explore. After a few whimpers and some tongue from Carlyyy I couldn't resist any longer. I dawned my Gordon rain slicker and began a slow methodical entry. Carlyyy was pleasantly snug. She gasped a few times but was committed to getting all of my veinerschnitzel that she could, and she did! Woot woot!

BBBJ, Mish, side saddle lazy dog and back to mish. As I pounded Carlyyy's exquisite little sword swallower I could hear that faint sloshing like I had drank too much water prior to exercise - but it wasnt me after all. Carlyyy is a bit of a gusher! There was yum-yum sauce all over my sheathed love muscle. Dayum, I wish I had more staying power but Carlyyy seemed to want to explode as much or more than me and kept pulsating so much on my labia-baster that I just couldn't hold it. BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! OOOOOH! UHHHH! BLAM! I filled that boner jacket with more icing than Paula Dean's tasted.

With that, I executed a salto dismount and thanked her for the excursion.

As Arnold once said, "Ahhlbee bahk". As always YMMV.

Good luck, stay safe.
TGM

http://usaadultclassifieds.nl/classi...775&cityid=350

[Hillbilly Bob]

ISO a good Greek provider. I've had a crwving lately. Only see one provider out there advertising it on sister site. Any recommendations welcome.

Check with Bad Cookie.

[Scarab31]

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[Hillbilly Bob]

She sounds great based on your description. I can't find any ads with "sexy sparkles" in the name. Can you post or pm a link to her ad or contact details? Thanks.

Sexy Sparkles is UTR and only see Seniors that have been referred by other seniors. Unless she has changed.