Massage Parlor Reports

[Detroit123]

I've seen tons of bad reviews for AMPs here does someone have a good place for a first timer to visit.

If your anywhere near the east side, I would try Bella Touch on 10 Mile and Gratiot in Eastpointe.

[Averily]

I've seen tons of bad reviews for AMPs here does someone have a good place for a first timer to visit.

Just go to one and report back.

[HappyFunBall]

It was a woman, she said her and a couple gf's came in for legit massages and were all offered happy endings.

Well, the location for that would have been useful information right up until it was blurted all over a popular radio show. My gf is bi and she'd have been down with that offer.

[Randy313]

Jen I saw was in a pull over dress as well. Wouldn't call her obese but I would say chubby and unattractive. Someone who wouldn't even get a glance from me on the street.

I agree with you on that, however with the exception of Judy formerly at the hidden AMP and Tiffany in Ferndale a lot of these women at the AMP's we wouldn't give the time of day too I just can't deal with pancake booty's like how the fuck are your back pockets touching on your blue jeans?

[Randy313]

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[Ozma86]

I've seen tons of bad reviews for AMPs here does someone have a good place for a first timer to visit.

[TheDean12]

Jen I saw was in a pull over dress as well. Wouldn't call her obese but I would say chubby and unattractive. Someone who wouldn't even get a glance from me on the street.

So I tried to look up the place in Ferndale where this Jen is at and all I came up with is a Nail Salon. Is that the same place that does massages as well? It's called Saigon Nail Salon.

[Maul1710]

The REAL Jen in Ferndale is a bit on the heavier side however not sloppy but put together well she also has a tattoo and the times I have seen her she is always in a pull over dress (quicker access). You're saying there's another Jen? If that's the case I am definitely not going back.

Jen I saw was in a pull over dress as well. Wouldn't call her obese but I would say chubby and unattractive. Someone who wouldn't even get a glance from me on the street.

[Jokester1]

I also don't think it will be legalized in the near future. The Pharisees (religious right) will never vote for it even though we they are some of the most regular customers. They have to maintain their fake 'holier than thou' appearance. I don't think it would have any effect on the value of women or give men any more power over their spouse. It would still be done secretly without one's significant others knowlege.

I red extracts from a study a while back that stated the highest rate of hits per capita on porn web sites are from users in Utah and the Bible Belt.

[MrPipes3006]

I never got married just to get my rocks off legaly. I married my first because she was the love of my life or so I thought at 20 years old. My second I married for tax purposes and she did my laundry and was a good cook and pretty great in the sack. Too bad she wanted me to be monogamous.

Haha to funny.

[JoeTruck]

Went to check out the new acu on mound went there twice and both times it was closed. That was short lived.

[Hemingwayy]

Exactly. Feminists would never want legalized prostitution. Women would lose their value and have no control in their relationships. No longer could they sit around, be lazy, and get fat. They would actually have to be fun and start doing BJ's to keep a man around. It would be like the 1960's when women actually had to try. You wouldn't have so many lazy entitled women -- because men would never put up with any woman's BS because we wouldn't have to. Why take a woman on 3 dates, trying to wine and dine her and impress an entitled **** when you could simply go somewhere and have legal fun with a smoking hot 19 year old, then go home and sleep with no drama? If it were ever legalized, the tables would be turned. Men would re-gain control and stop being huge pussies. I don't think it will happen in our generation.

I also don't think it will be legalized in the near future. The Pharisees (religious right) will never vote for it even though we they are some of the most regular customers. They have to maintain their fake 'holier than thou' appearance. I don't think it would have any effect on the value of women or give men any more power over their spouse. It would still be done secretly without one's significant others knowlege.

[Randy313]

The Jen I saw recently is frumpy and very plain. The one I saw briefly months ago was stylish and had long hair. She went to Vietnam. I know Tiffany well and it wasn't her. I suspect it's different lady same name.

The REAL Jen in Ferndale is a bit on the heavier side however not sloppy but put together well she also has a tattoo and the times I have seen her she is always in a pull over dress (quicker access). You're saying there's another Jen? If that's the case I am definitely not going back.

[LameelCono]

Saw her yesterday. Not sure what the hype is about, looks wise I thought she was homely. My first visit to Saigon and might be the last. Offered standard finish but I declined.

The Jen I saw recently is frumpy and very plain. The one I saw briefly months ago was stylish and had long hair. She went to Vietnam. I know Tiffany well and it wasn't her. I suspect it's different lady same name.

[Tommy101]

They will never legalize it because the marriage rate will pommel. Why get married when you can get your rocks off legally.

I never got married just to get my rocks off legaly. I married my first because she was the love of my life or so I thought at 20 years old. My second I married for tax purposes and she did my laundry and was a good cook and pretty great in the sack. Too bad she wanted me to be monogamous.