Escort Reports

[Mahwv4784]

What your promised is not what you'll get. Sometimes you get more than other times. Hence crap shoot. They were the best of times, they were the worst of times.

It is most definitely worth the time to visit very hot young Asian girl probably early 20 very great massage and one he'll of a HE.

[KDawg24]

Hello I'm wondering if anyone here knows of an older white lady that goes by "perfect toy" at least that's always what she would title her ad on escort alligator. She was located in Gaithersburg area. If anyone has any info on her please PM me! She was posting a lot in the summer-winter time in 2018.

Greatly appreciated!

[Member #6465]

Anyone have any experience with this listing? https://cityxguide.com/escorts/newto...ntacy-19634328.

They gave me an address to some condos in Rockville but I've got no experience in that department. PM me your thoughts or experience with them.

What your promised is not what you'll get. Sometimes you get more than other times. Hence crap shoot. They were the best of times, they were the worst of times.

[TheJonn]

I recently posted a question about a link I found (hasn't been approved by admin as of yet) but thought I'd TOFTT and check it out.

As the daydream goes. I text the number in the link and get an immediate response. 130 hhr, 150 for 45,2 hr along with other info. She sends the address and I'm on my way. Asks that I wait in the lobby for her to pick me up. Waited 5 minutes or so. She takes me to an apartment and tells me one of the girls had to leave not feeling well so I had to wait 10 minutes but she would give me a massage while I waited. Took a quick shower and got a so / so massage. Mama is young and cute so I don't mind.

Cici comes in shortly wearing this cute little schoolgirl outfit and greets me. She's a small girl and very young looking. Maybe 20 or so. Typical cute little Asian girl. Maybe weighs 90 lbs wet but still very attractive. Neither girl speaks English very well. She asks how long and I tell her half hour so I know my time started then.

Though they advertise GFE and BBBJ everything was covered (which I prefer, stay safe guys.) She gives a great CBJ until I tell her to crawl on top. Rides for a while with gusto and I flip her over for some lazy D (my favorite with cute little butts). After a while I get her back on top on the end of the bed and pick her up for some standing Mish. Again, she's light so we did this for a while. She obviously enjoyed it considering the mess. She tries to finish me with her hand but I tell her I can't finish that way so back to lazy D until the pop.

Overall great experience. Will repeat.

-TJ.

[TheJonn]

Anyone have any experience with this listing? https://cityxguide.com/escorts/newto...ntacy-19634328.

They gave me an address to some condos in Rockville but I've got no experience in that department. PM me your thoughts or experience with them.

[TheJonn]

But let's remember. Beauty and acceptability is in the eyes of the beholder. The one type of babe I do not want to do is a bigger and out of shape. Even fat gal. But some guys actually like BBWs and I say more power to them.

As long you're happy. I'm happy for you. Another satisfied monger!

Some guys worry about being able to communicate with spanish babes that don't speak english but after being alone with them there's only one language that matters. They all understand when you say put on condom for suckie-suckie- doggie - ben-nee-ka (come here) - mucho-gusto and I love being called papi. But to get into the other positions you sorta have to gently push them around - into the position and then they get it. LOL!

Happy Mongering!!

SJ.

You are completely correct, sir. I was trying to be fair in my assessment of her. To me her face was just above average. Like when you look at a girl and think to yourself "Yeah, I'd hit that. " She does have the sweetest smile and her body was simply amazing. Breasts were fake, but relatively well done so I didn't mind to much. That ass and those hips was to die for.

We communicated non verbally at first. She pointed at her lips and shook her head no, then her ass. We agreed. Afterwards we chatted a bit through google translate. I kissed her hand, she hugged me and I left. 4 out of 5 stars regardless of language barrier.

[SuperJimmyC]

Thanks I'm just trying to help my fellow mongers get the most bang for their bucks.

Yup, most babes that go for $140/ HH on up will charge $100 for the QTR.

Travel time matters also. There's nothing like a babe only 10-20 minutes of home.

Maybe you're an extra tough grader as far as beauty is concerned?

A 6 (what you gave her) is just above average so maybe she's at least a 7 in most men's eyes. 8's on up are definite second looks and head turners. If she's really a 6 then she has a lot of confidence cause most babes that charge $140/ hh on up are clearly 8's on up. Of course there a bunch of not so great looking escorts who are trying to demand $140/ hh on up. But most escorts know what they can command and get consistently.

I appreciate beauty and get my share of it but I'm also doing at least 3 babes for $80/ HH that may give many guys in here reason to pause. I say they're 5's -but no one's going to look at them twice. I was fortunate to find a couple babes going for only $80/hh who are IMHO is at least a 7.5 And one of our members said he would not pay to have sex with one of my $80/hh gals.

But let's remember. Beauty and acceptability is in the eyes of the beholder. The one type of babe I do not want to do is a bigger and out of shape. Even fat gal. But some guys actually like BBWs and I say more power to them.

As long you're happy. I'm happy for you. Another satisfied monger!

Some guys worry about being able to communicate with spanish babes that don't speak english but after being alone with them there's only one language that matters. They all understand when you say put on condom for suckie-suckie- doggie - ben-nee-ka (come here) - mucho-gusto and I love being called papi. But to get into the other positions you sorta have to gently push them around - into the position and then they get it. LOL!

Happy Mongering!!

SJ.

Hey Jimmy,

Big fan big fan. Appreciate all the work you put into the forums around these parts.

Just to confirm, it is her in the pics. Personally I think her body looks way better in person. Her face is a (I hate this rating system but.) 6 or so but I think the price was worth it in moco considering the supply and demand. She does do 15 at $1 so there is that.

Cheers guys!

[TheJonn]

Hey Jimmy,

Big fan big fan. Appreciate all the work you put into the forums around these parts.

Just to confirm, it is her in the pics. Personally I think her body looks way better in person. Her face is a (I hate this rating system but.) 6 or so but I think the price was worth it in moco considering the supply and demand. She does do 15 at $1 so there is that.

Cheers guys!

The Johnn just gave us a review and he was kind enough to TOFTT and thankfully it was a successful mission. Congrats!

If that's really her and he says it is and she's cute then IMHO she's worth $150/ HH to anyone who can and is willing to pay that amount.

I will not pay that amount on any consistent basis because that amount would destroy my monthly budget. Besides I can hook up with someone just as lovely as her for only $100/ HH.

Unlike before, there's like hardly anyone working in the Gaithersburg / Rockville area. In hotels- on a consistent basis.

I wonder if she has a 15 minute rate for the 15 Minute Men? I can't do QTR encounters because I like to take my time and maybe 50% of the time I'd be at the 7-8 minute mark before I get a boner. That leaves 2 minutes of a CBJ and then only 3 or so minutes "in there"?

I really don't see how 15 minute missions work. But it's done by many a monger.

Since she wants $150 for the HH I'd gather she wants at least $100 for the QTR. If she does them. That's how most of the $140/ HH on up gals normally work.

She popped up out of nowhere and set her rates higher than the average around here. Interesting.

Happy Mongering!!

SJ.

[SuperJimmyC]

The Johnn just gave us a review and he was kind enough to TOFTT and thankfully it was a successful mission. Congrats!

If that's really her and he says it is and she's cute then IMHO she's worth $150/ HH to anyone who can and is willing to pay that amount.

I will not pay that amount on any consistent basis because that amount would destroy my monthly budget. Besides I can hook up with someone just as lovely as her for only $100/ HH.

Unlike before, there's like hardly anyone working in the Gaithersburg / Rockville area. In hotels- on a consistent basis.

I wonder if she has a 15 minute rate for the 15 Minute Men? I can't do QTR encounters because I like to take my time and maybe 50% of the time I'd be at the 7-8 minute mark before I get a boner. That leaves 2 minutes of a CBJ and then only 3 or so minutes "in there"?

I really don't see how 15 minute missions work. But it's done by many a monger.

Since she wants $150 for the HH I'd gather she wants at least $100 for the QTR. If she does them. That's how most of the $140/ HH on up gals normally work.

She popped up out of nowhere and set her rates higher than the average around here. Interesting.

Happy Mongering!!

SJ.

Good report, but a bit pricey for someone with no reviews.

[Nats53]

Hello all. Long time lurker 2nd time posting! Went to see Carolina earlier today. She's a complete sweetheart with a cute face and rockin body.

https://adultsearch.com/washington-d...scorts/1519543

Native Spanish speaker (English only in text) so if you meet up with her you may need to use Google translate. Even so I think she is one of the sweetest providers I've ever seen and that body. My goodness.

Met for a half hour. No kissing on the lips or Greek but she was very accommodating outside of that. No rush. All around pleasant experience.

Good report, but a bit pricey for someone with no reviews.

[SpicySticks]

Anybody have any luck in Tinder, Grindr (if that's your thing) or POF or any of that stuff. I'm thinking of joining the 21st century and try this stuff that way. Seeking and Whats your price have been dead ends.

[TheJonn]

Hello all. Long time lurker 2nd time posting! Went to see Carolina earlier today. She's a complete sweetheart with a cute face and rockin body.

https://adultsearch.com/washington-d...scorts/1519543

Native Spanish speaker (English only in text) so if you meet up with her you may need to use Google translate. Even so I think she is one of the sweetest providers I've ever seen and that body. My goodness.

Met for a half hour. No kissing on the lips or Greek but she was very accommodating outside of that. No rush. All around pleasant experience.

[WhiteRabbit88]

I had a dream with Joanna today, and I want to start off by thanking those who all contributed to this board with their thoughts and dreams of her. They really helped and they were for the most part accurate.

Here are my thoughts. She was very easy to get a hold of. One of the things she asked me while setting up the appointment was to send her a pic, which I declined and instead offered her my description. This seemed to have been ok, since she proceed to give me her address. When I got there, she told me she's been asking for pics because she's not a fan of seeing young AA as she apparently has had bad encountered with them. Just FYI.

One of the best features of Joanna is her personality and friendliness. Though my stay was short, she did not rush me in the slightest and didn't make me feel less important than those who books an hour+ with her. I can tell she values establishing good relationships with her clients, regardless of how long or short the time spent, which I appreciated. I'm not sure if others have experienced this but she asked a lot of personal questions, like my ethnic background, where do I live, where and what do I do for my work, etc. I thought it was a little weird, but it didn't bother me so I told her.

As for her performance, she gives a pretty good CBJ. She's covered everything, but that doesn't bother me since that's my preference anyway. I'd' rate her CBJ as 8/10 (5 being average). Then she proceeded to hop on CG then moved onto doggy. The sex was so-so, I'd say 5/10 - nothing special. For me, I think I enjoyed her CBJ more than the sex. From pure performance perspective, I'd be on the edge about repeating but to me attitude plays a huge role and for that I"d probably repeat if I'm in the area.

https://escortbabylon.net/review_list/2405505425

[SuperJimmyC]

We all must do whatever we need and want to do to have our fun in this hobby.

Happy Mongering!!

SJ.

I wouldn't pay to have sex with this woman. We have met, she seems like a nice lady.

[Member #6465]

Hadn't seen J in a at least 6 months and was really nice to see her again. She lost a little weight so now her cute little brite-white booty is maybe only 15 inches from side to side. In K9 KT. Wow! She's a Latina MILF in her mid 40's, IMHO she has a friendly face and a pretty tight little body. While her english is pretty good.

Anyways.

I bent her over, I drilled, and killed until Jrs and my heart's content in K9 KT, then Sidewinder. From the rear then back to K9 KT on my way to another fantastic, mystical, magical "O" - thanks to J. This time. I was in there for at least 20 wonderful thought provoking minutes! She does $80/ HH and I slid her another 20 for 10 extra minutes so I could really, really take my time with her and the session.

She's non-GFE but she does great work on the mike. I guess almost for as long as you want it. It was quite withering but I only had a couple minutes of it because as a KillMonger, I had to get my strokes in. As we bounced to the grove, the beat and especially those many explosive cymbal clashes of my specially designed music. Whew! We made some noise as I was purposely making condom in pussy noises to the music. It got gooey.

After taking 6 odd months off from her to explore other options and swell my ranks, she's back in the starting rotation which means I'll definitely see her again in about 4-6 weeks.

She's at her own quiet apartment in the upper Georgia avenue area of Silver Spring. Her place is clean and the small fly probs in her bathroom- that have been mentioned in this forum have been addressed. If you're looking to work your tool and / or to be treated like a king, sweet J can definitely answer that bell.

BTW, her rates can't be beat such as 80/ HH and maybe 60/ QTR for The 15 Minute Men. So if you're a KillMonger and / or just want some extra friendly TLC, and haven't seen her before she's worth a 30 minute drive for a test so do give her a call. Guys who have seen her before and enjoyed your time with her - it may be time for a return visit of your own.

Here's her info.

https://escortbabylon.net/review_list/2405505425

Happy Mongering!

SJ.

I wouldn't pay to have sex with this woman. We have met, she seems like a nice lady.