Escort Reports

[ScottyM3]

Great review, Fred. From the great perspective you provided, I was finally able to put a face on that body.

Looks more like a highway to hell. LOL Play and stay safe.

[RoadWarrior2K]

First, she has the face of Robert Plant and the voice of Maude. I tried to setup a meeting. We text forever. She won't send me the address. I ask, where can we meet? She answers, my house. I mean, c'Mon. So, the next day, she's suddenly available and sends me the address. It's a 40 min drive. I say, I will text when close, leaving now. Ok, she says. I text when I'm 10 minutes away. Ok, she says. I text, I'm here. She replies, damn. Hang on a min. Then I wait outside her house for an eternity. I mean, she knew I was coming, right? Finally, she comes outside, looking like grim death. Wow, I think. It's a led zepplin concert. Nope. It's julia, not robert plant. I go in and meet the cat, bandit. Julia just woke up, she says. Looks like hell. Smells of ciggs and BO, not kidding. Wow. She then tells me, she doesn't have time for a visit. Wait. What? We've planned this since last night. I just spent an hour driving and waiting. Nope. She just woke up and can't do it. Then, her boyfriend calls. Yup. Boyfriend. He's outside and needs in the house. Wait. What. She says, don't worry, I won't charge you full price. Wait. What. Charge me? I laughed out loud. Not joking. I drive away and think, what just happened. I later see her add on SA. I posted her link. She has wasted my time.

Julia on SA.

https://www.seeking.com/member/3aed5...7-6d19ee59c995

Great review, Fred. From the great perspective you provided, I was finally able to put a face on that body.

[Lookin3]

First, she has the face of Robert Plant and the voice of Maude. I tried to setup a meeting. We text forever. She won't send me the address. I ask, where can we meet? She answers, my house. I mean, c'Mon. So, the next day, she's suddenly available and sends me the address. It's a 40 min drive. I say, I will text when close, leaving now. Ok, she says. I text when I'm 10 minutes away. Ok, she says. I text, I'm here. She replies, damn. Hang on a min. Then I wait outside her house for an eternity. I mean, she knew I was coming, right? Finally, she comes outside, looking like grim death. Wow, I think. It's a led zepplin concert. Nope. It's julia, not robert plant. I go in and meet the cat, bandit. Julia just woke up, she says. Looks like hell. Smells of ciggs and BO, not kidding. Wow. She then tells me, she doesn't have time for a visit. Wait. What? We've planned this since last night. I just spent an hour driving and waiting. Nope. She just woke up and can't do it. Then, her boyfriend calls. Yup. Boyfriend. He's outside and needs in the house. Wait. What. She says, don't worry, I won't charge you full price. Wait. What. Charge me? I laughed out loud. Not joking. I drive away and think, what just happened. I later see her add on SA. I posted her link. She has wasted my time.

Julia on SA.

https://www.seeking.com/member/3aed5...7-6d19ee59c995

I was laughing my ass off on this on as I was similarly unimpressed with her when I saw her several months ago. She's rough and I didn't find much about her attractive, yes she's got big ole titties but they're fake and rock hard. And yes she does remind me of Robert Plant.

[BigStud47]

Does anyone have experience with Bella?

http://palmbay.skipthegames.com/fema...a/154739428004

Dead fish, wants to rush and doesn't get fully naked. Boring.

[ScottyM3]

Why can't these chicks tell time?

I'd say that most are just plain ole strung out and have no idea. Very sad. Play and stay safe.

[FishingMike]

Does anyone have experience with Bella?

http://palmbay.skipthegames.com/fema...a/154739428004

[Topless1]

Why can't these chicks tell time?

[Member #5939]

I saw her quite late last night. I was in desperate need of headache relief, and she was the only in my area who responded almost immediately. I scheduled a card date for a HHR with her, since he didn't have an incall location. She convinced me it was a good idea by telling me me that I could bend her over my hood, if I so desired.

You're right about her not looking anything like her pictures. She didn't have makeup on and looked significantly different. As you can tell from her pictures, she quite curvy. She also has a two year old kid.

Prior to our rendezvous, I asked her If I should be worried about any third parties being present, but she dismissed my concerns. However, when I got to the address she provided I noticed a guy mucking about. I quickly drove past him, so I wasn't sure if he's with her or not for certain. She instructed me to drive slowly up and down the street and she would come meet me that way. And she did, albeit a few minutes later than our scheduled time.

We drove to a nearby park, and I opted solely for a BBBJ session, even though she offered FS. The size of my coupe was the primary factor in that decision. She had a very good technique, on par with the Orlando AMP providers I've seen. She was very accommodating and made me feel at ease when she noticed I was quite nervous. (I'm fairly new to the world of mongering, and I guess it shows). She took her time and didn't rush me at all, even though she had to wake up early the next day for an outing with her daughter. Overall it was a pleasant experience, she genuinely had a winning personality. However if you're looking for the girl in the pictures, I suggest you try elsewhere.

http://space-coast.skipthegames.com/...y/241957904395

I never seen her but I got her number from wyp. Her appearance changed a lot tho, texted her a few time about seeing her but I decided not to cause she was getting high and arguing with two other people about someone stole her $160. Thought I didn't want to deal with that so I stop texting her.

[FredHasMusic]

Just wanted to give all a shout out for the info regarding a potential LEO / SW partnership. Like many, I don't have the funds that Mr. Kraft has to buy a 'Get Out of Jail' card for what should be legal and taxed. Anyway, not comfortable with the prospect of being stung after I sink my engorged, purple pulsing meat missile into Julia's velvet skin purse and spill my tepid man batter into her stinkhole. You seemed like a fun ride but I need my job, to hell what others think of me assisting harlots pay their bills, haha.

Anyway, thanks to all!

RDB.

First, she has the face of Robert Plant and the voice of Maude. I tried to setup a meeting. We text forever. She won't send me the address. I ask, where can we meet? She answers, my house. I mean, c'Mon. So, the next day, she's suddenly available and sends me the address. It's a 40 min drive. I say, I will text when close, leaving now. Ok, she says. I text when I'm 10 minutes away. Ok, she says. I text, I'm here. She replies, damn. Hang on a min. Then I wait outside her house for an eternity. I mean, she knew I was coming, right? Finally, she comes outside, looking like grim death. Wow, I think. It's a led zepplin concert. Nope. It's julia, not robert plant. I go in and meet the cat, bandit. Julia just woke up, she says. Looks like hell. Smells of ciggs and BO, not kidding. Wow. She then tells me, she doesn't have time for a visit. Wait. What? We've planned this since last night. I just spent an hour driving and waiting. Nope. She just woke up and can't do it. Then, her boyfriend calls. Yup. Boyfriend. He's outside and needs in the house. Wait. What. She says, don't worry, I won't charge you full price. Wait. What. Charge me? I laughed out loud. Not joking. I drive away and think, what just happened. I later see her add on SA. I posted her link. She has wasted my time.

Julia on SA.

https://www.seeking.com/member/3aed5...7-6d19ee59c995

[Surfer54]

Just wanted to give all a shout out for the info regarding a potential LEO / SW partnership. Like many, I don't have the funds that Mr. Kraft has to buy a 'Get Out of Jail' card for what should be legal and taxed. Anyway, not comfortable with the prospect of being stung after I sink my engorged, purple pulsing meat missile into Julia's velvet skin purse and spill my tepid man batter into her stinkhole. You seemed like a fun ride but I need my job, to hell what others think of me assisting harlots pay their bills, haha.

Anyway, thanks to all!

RDB.

I'm with you. I do the snowbird thing and Florida is either too hot now or the pickings are nothing but fat and ugly or skinny Meth heads or junkies. I practically never read a review on this site of a woman I'd like to see down in the "Sunshine state". The reviews are either all bad or flat out filled with descriptions that are either legally dangerous or physically dangerous. Now the one thing I would enjoy down there from time to time was the AMPs but are for my purposes dead in the water. I even private messaged one member on here about a woman he raved about in Melbourne so I got her number and arranged a session. I always scope out an incall a half or so before the scheduled time which I did in this case. A cheap, sleezy hotel with nothing but meth heads, crack addicts and drunks milling around the parking lot, going in and out of rooms etc. So, I watch for a while and see who I think is the girl cause she told me she was grabbing some pizza before the session. I see this anorexic like woman walking across the street holding plates of pizza slices and hands it to her Boyfriend" . They both sit on the curb wolfing down their pizza. Sure enough she stands up and makes a bee-line to a room. Which is the room number she texts me to go too. No thanks I say. Way to risky. So I'm now back up to the big cities of the north where there are an abundance of beautiful young sexy professional providers or part-time college girls, MILFS. You name it you can have it. But it's so damn cold up here. LOL. STAY SAFE down there.

[RentDontBuy]

Just wanted to give all a shout out for the info regarding a potential LEO / SW partnership. Like many, I don't have the funds that Mr. Kraft has to buy a 'Get Out of Jail' card for what should be legal and taxed. Anyway, not comfortable with the prospect of being stung after I sink my engorged, purple pulsing meat missile into Julia's velvet skin purse and spill my tepid man batter into her stinkhole. You seemed like a fun ride but I need my job, to hell what others think of me assisting harlots pay their bills, haha.

Anyway, thanks to all!

RDB.

[FredHasMusic]

Anyone have her new digits, please?

[FredHasMusic]

Anyone have info on Kelly the 22 yo blond and has anyone seen sweet jess lately?

Thanks.

Kelly is a could have been. Great body. Awesome breasts. Cold fish. I don't do this. Don't touch that. Are you done yet. I'm doing you a favor. That kind of girl. Don't bother.

[Member #5939]

Any info on her?

http://space-coast.skipthegames.com/...e/623376876148

[BedBug7]

I had a QV with her. She said that a trip to the islands is an add-on. You will have to work out the details.

Is greek on the menu?