Massage Parlor Reports

[LuvEmTighter]

There was this Aletta Ocean lookalike working here in BsAs that I was DYING to fuck but her reviews were shit. Everybody said she looked just like she did in her pics but that she was a lousy fuck.

One day I broke down and just had to do it so I went. And she fucked the skin right off of my dick. Top ten no doubt.

I kept seeing her lousy reviews and every time I went to see her she fucked me like I was her long lost boyfriend just home from the wars.

Finally I asked "baby, why do you have such shitty reviews but you fuck me so good!" and she said "because I hate them but you are my sweetheart. ".

YMMV No use in trying to understand them, just be glad when the stars align.

A2.

Not admitting to it but it happens. Some guys will give "Shitty reviews" just to keep future traffic away. Leaving them more time to see a lady for themselves. Been around long enough to see if happen. Just sayin.

[Jannisary]

I will be reporting you to the media. And more. Libel, solicitation, ect.

I'd kindly suggest that you rethink that plan of action. Do you really want to draw that kind of attention to the business? Really think that through, maybe its all legit these days I don't know. I personally know at one time the "therapists" were doing "more" than massages and there are subsequent reports here and other places that make it seem that activity has continued into the present day. So again I ask, do you really want a lot of attention on the business?

I don't know the poster here who wrote the bad report. The report is his personal version of the experience. I'm not going to say if it is true or untrue or unfairly shaded to the negative. I simply don't know. What I do know is that you or any other service professional can't please everyone all the time. Some guys are hard to please, some guys just may not "click" with the lady, some guys may just be assholes. It happens and really is it that big of deal? If a service professional provides good quality service to their customers; the positive reputation and good will built up over time will far out weigh a few negative reports that pop up from time to time.

[Admin2]

I agree with you in spirit. At the end of the day weigh the reviews and make a choice. However let's not forget this is a YMMV biz. A dude can have a bad experience and be telling the truth. I've had decent providers do a 180 and turn shitty on follow up visits. Some gals you all swear by have sucked for me and there was a chick that most of you hate, that blew me (not telling). So you can all be right here.

There was this Aletta Ocean lookalike working here in BsAs that I was DYING to fuck but her reviews were shit. Everybody said she looked just like she did in her pics but that she was a lousy fuck.

One day I broke down and just had to do it so I went. And she fucked the skin right off of my dick. Top ten no doubt.

I kept seeing her lousy reviews and every time I went to see her she fucked me like I was her long lost boyfriend just home from the wars.

Finally I asked "baby, why do you have such shitty reviews but you fuck me so good!" and she said "because I hate them but you are my sweetheart. ".

YMMV No use in trying to understand them, just be glad when the stars align.

A2.

[Admin2]

Deleted by AdminP. S. I am not a shill or White Knight for Bodyworks.

You were in this post, you became a WK when you attacked the other members post and quoted mine.

If you have something to say about the place then say it, that's how the forum works.

I was not, in any way associating myself with the old hag remark and that's clear in my post. I said proving libel would be tough. You could get 10,000 guys to say they are not and in order to prove libel you would have to prove that the OP didn't think so either.

Just write about your experiences there if you wish.

A2

[LowdownOne]

Figured I would weigh in with my $. 02 cents worth. I personally saw Kay last year and had a great massage experience from a drop dead georgeous provider. Certainly not an old hag. I would suggest that any monger considering going to Bodyworks do a simple search on Kay, Victoria, Bodyworks, etc. And check out the reviews on this site. Also I know both Kay and Victoria have posted individual ad's with real photos. Not sure what was going on with the original post that started this string but assume it truely was a dream after a night of hard partying. So take advantage of all the good info on this site and visit Bodyworks for a great time. P.S. I am not a shill or White Knight for Bodyworks but did not want to see them disparaged in this fashion. As always, be safe and enjoy a good massage.

I agree with you in spirit. At the end of the day weigh the reviews and make a choice. However let's not forget this is a YMMV biz. A dude can have a bad experience and be telling the truth. I've had decent providers do a 180 and turn shitty on follow up visits. Some gals you all swear by have sucked for me and there was a chick that most of you hate, that blew me (not telling). So you can all be right here.

[StlGuy1950]

With any luck "the media" will do a scathing expose, those things are always great to attract new members.

As to the rest, you will find libel tough to prove, the term "old hag" while not flattering is subjective, you would have to prove that he didn't think the place is full of old hags and that he only said it to cause damage to your reputation. So unless you have him on tape telling a guy "no, I didn't really think they were old hags, I just said it to punish them" it's going to be a tough row to hoe. Unless you record your sessions, solicitation will be tough too, it's one of those he said/she said things.

I honestly wish you luck though, that story would probably net use 30,000 new members.

A2

Figured I would weigh in with my $. 02 cents worth. I personally saw Kay last year and had a great massage experience from a drop dead georgeous provider. Certainly not an old hag. I would suggest that any monger considering going to Bodyworks do a simple search on Kay, Victoria, Bodyworks, etc. And check out the reviews on this site. Also I know both Kay and Victoria have posted individual ad's with real photos. Not sure what was going on with the original post that started this string but assume it truely was a dream after a night of hard partying. So take advantage of all the good info on this site and visit Bodyworks for a great time. P.S. I am not a shill or White Knight for Bodyworks but did not want to see them disparaged in this fashion. As always, be safe and enjoy a good massage.

[Starkness]

I will be reporting you to the media. And more. Libel, solicitation, ect.

Lololol this will be good for your business.

[Admin2]

I will be reporting you to the media. And more. Libel, solicitation, ect.

With any luck "the media" will do a scathing expose, those things are always great to attract new members.

As to the rest, you will find libel tough to prove, the term "old hag" while not flattering is subjective, you would have to prove that he didn't think the place is full of old hags and that he only said it to cause damage to your reputation. So unless you have him on tape telling a guy "no, I didn't really think they were old hags, I just said it to punish them" it's going to be a tough row to hoe. Unless you record your sessions, solicitation will be tough too, it's one of those he said/she said things.

I honestly wish you luck though, that story would probably net use 30,000 new members.

A2

[BigJohn314]

I'm sure your response will be helpful here. But seriously, you're throwing around legal threats? Can't believe I even responded but the irony was killing me.

I will be reporting you to the media. And more. Libel, solicitation, ect.

[Billy Bobbles]

I will be reporting you to the media. And more. Libel, solicitation, ect.

I had the screenshits once. Not pretty. Smelled awful. Might want to see a doctor. Ect.

[BoDean]

Has anyone had experience with Lori's process of scheduling? I want to try her nuru for the first time, and sent an email from her site 2 days ago. If it takes a few days for her to check references, that's understandable. I listed a few that I had seen in the past, like Faro, both Susan's, etc.

If that doesn't work out, does anyone know of any other nuru providers? I saw bodyworks boutique, not worth it anymore. There's always catz, but really hoping to try the body on body stuff. Thanks!

It's been a little while since I've seen Lori. First time was fairly straight verification process and relatively quick. Might have been for next day or 2 days ar most. Following meetings were quick to setup. Well worth the effort for a true Nuru experience. Catz is always good, but not the same as the slip and slide of zero friction.

[DgFitter]

Saw Sarah when I was in town. Beautiful, sexy girl with a great body but certainly not the person in the pictures.

Communication was nice and easy. Took her about 40 minutes to get out to my hotel but she kept me up to date. I got comfortable and laid down on the bed. Soon she emerged from the bathroom and sat her nearly naked body onto my butt. Felt great. Really, really good therapeutic massage with just enough teasing. On the flip the massage was over, just rubbed some oil on my chest then gave the standard hand shake ending while I played with her wonderful boobs and ass. I heard a rumor that BBBJ was available but she never brought it up.

$. 25 for the hour.

https://stlouis.rubratings.com/122263

Does her pics do her justice?

[EddieBoy1]

Has anyone heard if the lovely lady in Kirkwood area is still around? She was a pretty blonde with a small dog in an apartment in kirkwood. I haven't seen her posting since BP days. Feel free to PM.

Stay Safe,

Maven.

About a year ago with me. It would have been my 1st with her. Held onto the number. Only heard good things. Sucks.

[DownHere]

Has anyone had experience with Lori's process of scheduling? I want to try her nuru for the first time, and sent an email from her site 2 days ago. If it takes a few days for her to check references, that's understandable. I listed a few that I had seen in the past, like Faro, both Susan's, etc.

If that doesn't work out, does anyone know of any other nuru providers? I saw bodyworks boutique, not worth it anymore. There's always catz, but really hoping to try the body on body stuff. Thanks!

[StlMaven]

Has anyone heard if the lovely lady in Kirkwood area is still around? She was a pretty blonde with a small dog in an apartment in kirkwood. I haven't seen her posting since BP days. Feel free to PM.

Stay Safe,

Maven.