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**Tela1980** · 03-09-19 02:21

Originally Posted by GeorgeStark [View Original Post]

Hazel is a good looking AA girl who does incalls in motels in west and northwest suburbs.

I think I'd repeat, especially because she is often much closer almost any of the other girls I've seen. If she were in Lansing, I'd more likely see Lisa or Jessica (who I've previously reviewed. Lisa has elevated the long slow handjob to an art-form).

https://escortalligator.com.chicago..../post/30298175

Thanks for the update bruh. But I think I'll pass this time.

Goodnight and thank you.

**George Stark** · 03-09-19 01:59

Hazel is a good looking AA girl who does incalls in motels in west and northwest suburbs.

Everything covered, no DATO, (she informed me of that when I wanted to *look* at her butthole, she was even nervous about that), so I'm assuming no DATY either.

Due to having caught a minor UTI (maybe) from BBBJs, I'm currently limiting myself to long, teasing handjobs. She does a pretty good job of taking instructions and coming up with her own twists. No recording allowed.

Beautiful breasts, beautiful skin, cute face. Pics are her. Pleasant enough personality. If you like CBJ or CFS, I'd think she'd probably be good, but that's just a guess.

MY impression is that she wasn't seem completely thrilled about working the whole half-hour. (I'm going to guess that's pretty common. The last chick I was with was really annoyed by it.) But she did do it and didn't complain. She did ask for a tip, and though I thought I tipped well, she was unimpressed. I guess no good deed goes unpunished.

She had a girlfriend sleeping in the other bed in the motel room. Her girlfriend's ass looked nice.

I think I'd repeat, especially because she is often much closer almost any of the other girls I've seen. If she were in Lansing, I'd more likely see Lisa or Jessica (who I've previously reviewed. Lisa has elevated the long slow handjob to an art-form).

https://escortalligator.com.chicago..../post/30298175

**Pibroch** · 03-08-19 19:19

Anyone know of any Japanese ladies, preferably one who offers BBBJ and definitely one who makes those uniquely Japanese sounds when get pleased. They have always been a turn on for me on videos but I have never heard it in real life. Thanks!

**WenRegnom88** · 03-08-19 18:08

Originally Posted by WenRegnom88 [View Original Post]

New hear. Had a solid dream I went to SXL and got a good L1.

Looking into something diff now. Anyone have any experience here?

https://adultsearch.com/illinois/chi...scorts/1324215

Any insight would be appreciated!

I'd like to set something set up next week so any details would be great. I'd have to make a drive out to Bloomingdales for this beauty. Sorry for impatience! LOL.

**Ron M** · 03-08-19 15:40

Originally Posted by Monger5512 [View Original Post]

Going to try them in Lombard today but before I book has anyone used this service before?

It looks like out of a hotel in Lombard just curious. Prices look good so do girls.

https://chicago.rubratings.com/132991

Be careful. Lombard is known to have Jack Shacks. If it's a place that has bright shiny neon signs posting, "Girls Girls Girls" or something along those lines, turn around and get back in your car. Good prices and gorgeous girls? Better yet just avoid this place totally.

**DeepThroat70** · 03-08-19 15:34

Originally Posted by HornyMF [View Original Post]

Montero is all woman. Guys, quit overthinking it and just go get that pussy! Most likely the closest thing you will ever see to a true nymphomaniac.

Miss Montero is all women. She is a fantastic provider. I been with her in Chicago and when she visits Boston. Spent time with her in and outside the bedroom. She has had a hard life of drinking and drugs but her body is amazing. Her pussy is real and tits are fake. Stop with the shaming.

**TechGuy20** · 03-08-19 15:09

Originally Posted by Monger5512 [View Original Post]

Going to try them in Lombard today but before I book has anyone used this service before?

It looks like out of a hotel in Lombard just curious. Prices look good so do girls.

https://chicago.rubratings.com/132991

Have not used them but, very curious to hear how the experience goes.

Keep us posted!

Appreciate It!

TG20.

**Member #6520** · 03-08-19 13:50

Going to try them in Lombard today but before I book has anyone used this service before?

It looks like out of a hotel in Lombard just curious. Prices look good so do girls.

https://chicago.rubratings.com/132991

**Al Bundy78** · 03-08-19 11:32

Originally Posted by ChaoticRandom [View Original Post]

That description is pretty spot on for the girl that was going by Monika as of last week. But that ad, for "Monika", as already pointed out, was taken down. Still based on your description I'm pretty sure you saw "monika". She had a similar review to yours previously.

I saw her a few days ago, also when stood up by Karina. I agree w the physical description. She's def thicker but curvy and I'd say still has nice figure. If I saw her in a bar I'd hit on her. And yes she has excellent breasts. There was LFK with moments of DFK, and DATY for me. Maybe a YMMV situation. It was CBJ but I didn't inquire about no cover. Spent time in mish and doggy. She appeared to be into the doggy part but could have easy been acting of course. Either way I appreciared it. She did try to get me a round 2, but the soldier was not cooperating. Personly I'd visit again. Full disclaimer: I'm still new to the hobby so you can take this review w that bit o knowledge.

I was also stood up by Karina, she ended up texting me in the PM after the radio silence in the AM. I just happened to be in the area so I stopped by. I actually did see Karina, small spinner with the bad ankle. I have to say my experience was a bit better than what I read but not by much. She allowed DATY and CG, cleaned me up afterward but refused to give a BBBJ. She was sweet and fun to talk to. I saw Monica while there with the shaved head and huge wrinkled ass, she was super rude. Karina offered me a Paczki on the way out (they were on the stove) and Monica came out of her room, said something snarky in Polish and shut the box before I could take one out. Definitely wait until a new crew comes in or just stick to the spinner, what ever name she is using right now.

**Salvadore Pike** · 03-08-19 11:29

Originally Posted by Glideon99 [View Original Post]

Here's a handy trick. Besides checking birth certificates, one good way to tell if a woman is really a woman is by the elbows. Women's elbow hyper-extend a bit past straight. For example, look for a sexy pose where she's leaning with her hand on a table or on her hands and knees. If her elbows extend beyond 180 degrees she's def a female. That's hard to fake.

I am and always have been male. I have always been able to hyper-extend my elbows past straight, enough so that I got a lot of ohh's and ahh's in my school days. The same is true to some extent in my knees, which can be a problem sometimes if I misjudge a step and plant wrong. I have no idea how common or uncommon this trait is in regard to gender, but would not consider this a definitive test.

**Glideon99** · 03-08-19 10:40

Here's a handy trick. Besides checking birth certificates, one good way to tell if a woman is really a woman is by the elbows. Women's elbow hyper-extend a bit past straight. For example, look for a sexy pose where she's leaning with her hand on a table or on her hands and knees. If her elbows extend beyond 180 degrees she's def a female. That's hard to fake.

Originally Posted by JessieJames92 [View Original Post]

She was a he before.

**Riina** · 03-08-19 09:30

Originally Posted by CivicSi213 [View Original Post]

Gents for now it is safe to say NG is a no go until they clean up. Very disappointed with the current performers.

I feel the same. It appears these current ladies are milking the brand at whatever cost for a few dollars more.

**BartekPiwo** · 03-08-19 09:23

Originally Posted by CivicSi213 [View Original Post]

I'm starting to put the puzzle together here, I believe Monika and Kasia have switched their names and phone numbers to appear "new". My bad expierence started with Kasia back when she first arrived in December. NG is usually good in service. I can stand by that, however lately they have been recruiting shitty performers. It all started with Kasia who has been in town for too darn long now. She needs to go. I am starting to think she is teaching these newer girls how to become shitty performers. Kasia has a different business model. She's not here to have fun, she's here to make easy money and give shitty services. Karina used to be at the Nagle location. I have not seen her since she moved to the Belmont location. Maybe she was contaminated with Kasia. Gents for now it is safe to say NG is a no go until they clean up. Very disappointed with the current performers.

CIVIC; I couldn't agree with you more. NG used to much better; we need to demand better and hopefully a better lot will come through or some of the earlier SP's will return.

**CivicSi213** · 03-08-19 09:03

Originally Posted by Szs74 [View Original Post]

I hate to leave a bad report (especially if everyone else has been saying positive things about her), but I just want to be honest. I had a bad dream with NG Karina earlier this week. It's possible I caught her on a bad night, or that I'm too ugly for her, etc.

Make an appointment, arrived on time. However, she was in the middle of dinner. I get it, girl's got to eat and you don't know if people break appointments or not. Still, I show up, asked to wait in room for awhile so she can finish eating. She comes in, I pay for an hour, we start kissing. She doesn't do DFK, but even just LFK is terrible because she had just eaten chilli fries. I kid you not.

Doesn't let me DTY, goes straight to CBJ. Maybe less than 30 secs before she CG. Doesn't feel fun, so we switch to Mish. I finish, she quickly goes to her phone and then walks out to "get water. " Doesn't help clean me up. Doesn't return for what seems like awhile. She returns, doesn't initiate for MSOG, so I have to. She clearly doesn't want to, so I don't try since the vibe is off. I just lay there with her, make small talk until maybe closer to my time is up. I get dressed by myself while she plays on her phone, and then walks me to the door.

So that's it. Really just a sad dream, especially given all the positive reports. Again, hate to leave a bad report, but I want to be honest. I've had a disappointment once or twice, but I never had a sad dream like this.

I'm starting to put the puzzle together here, I believe Monika and Kasia have switched their names and phone numbers to appear "new". My bad expierence started with Kasia back when she first arrived in December. NG is usually good in service. I can stand by that, however lately they have been recruiting shitty performers. It all started with Kasia who has been in town for too darn long now. She needs to go. I am starting to think she is teaching these newer girls how to become shitty performers. Kasia has a different business model. She's not here to have fun, she's here to make easy money and give shitty services. Karina used to be at the Nagle location. I have not seen her since she moved to the Belmont location. Maybe she was contaminated with Kasia. Gents for now it is safe to say NG is a no go until they clean up. Very disappointed with the current performers.

**ChaoticRandom** · 03-08-19 02:03

Originally Posted by Smdiw81 [View Original Post]

Got stood up by Karina, so took a chance on Emilia. CivicSI's intel is incorrect. She is not young and not cross eyed. She is mid 30's. Pretty face, decent bod. Little chubby with great tits. Long curly black hair but with one side shaved. Looks ok.

She is friendly but limited language skills. However, her other skills and menu are lacking. Only light kissing. No real BJ. No DATY. Would not recommend.

That description is pretty spot on for the girl that was going by Monika as of last week. But that ad, for "Monika", as already pointed out, was taken down. Still based on your description I'm pretty sure you saw "monika". She had a similar review to yours previously.

I saw her a few days ago, also when stood up by Karina. I agree w the physical description. She's def thicker but curvy and I'd say still has nice figure. If I saw her in a bar I'd hit on her. And yes she has excellent breasts. There was LFK with moments of DFK, and DATY for me. Maybe a YMMV situation. It was CBJ but I didn't inquire about no cover. Spent time in mish and doggy. She appeared to be into the doggy part but could have easy been acting of course. Either way I appreciared it. She did try to get me a round 2, but the soldier was not cooperating. Personly I'd visit again. Full disclaimer: I'm still new to the hobby so you can take this review w that bit o knowledge.