Massage Parlor Reports

**CarmeloJoe35** · 03-05-19 19:39

Originally Posted by Hammer600 [View Original Post]

Went to saigon for the fist time. Saw Katie. Cute girl, nice body. Very thorough massage. Hot stones, warm lotion, nice pressure. From the start I was free to roam. After flip it heated up lots of tit play, FIV, and 3 different position FS. $.6 total. Way more than I usually pay, but first time visit.

I've not seen Katie but she is cute and pleasant to talk with. I do know her room is the closest to the Nail Salon customers. So ya'll might want to wait till she moves upstairs this weekend for more privacy, which will be the subject of my next post.

**FunForJeff** · 03-05-19 19:02

Originally Posted by MagnifiRod [View Original Post]

Has anyone been to Serendipity massage on Northwestern Highway? I have not seen a report. I went there one year ago. It was closed.

Yes, went couple times in past 6 months, they really pushed 4 hands. Girls were decent but when I stopped in a few weeks ago I wasn't feeling it so I left.

Standard HE, solid massage.

**Member #6007** · 03-05-19 18:35

Originally Posted by DutchBoyToy [View Original Post]

Between White Knights, boyfriends as members, and providers allowed to sign up as members, there is no anonymity when it comes to reviews. Don't forget, providers are encouraged to buy Advertising here.

[blue]Ummmm three things

1. We don't charge for the ads so not so much

2. Big fucking deal if a chick sees a review

3. Don't forget to add drama queens such as yourself making a big deal out of nothing. If you write a good review the chick likes it, if you write a bad one who gives a fuck what she thinks about it?

A2[/bue]

Sorry, Ads are free. Additionally, I haven't taken the position A2 attributes to me. My message to members so upset is "chill out". This is not a secret club.

**WinterKnight** · 03-05-19 17:27

Originally Posted by Randy313 [View Original Post]

Went to go shoot the breeze today for the first time. Stepped in the door and definitely your average looking mom and textbook mom bod not a MILF at all but great smile.

Walk in and some rodent comes from around the corner with a fucking vest on! After she puts the hybrid rat-cat away she closes the door and I undress.

Room looks legit books and body graphs all over the place. I lay flat she comes in and gets to work, and OH MY GOD she won't shut up!!

She is just yapping on and on about the weather, about Kroger coupons and she must have told me 50 x that she has a dental appointment for her and her son when he comes into town.

Dam I thought you guys were over exaggerating. More like an under exaggeration. I'm thinking I should've stuck with an AMP because their English sucks so I know they won't yap.

It's just annoying. Convo here and there I can deal with but non stop rambling? Sheesh. Had no clue music was playing in the background until she paused to catch her breath 45 minutes into it. My massage was mediocre at best however she did come across some kinks I didn't know about and took her time to work them out.

She took her time we weren't interrupted she stayed focus the entire time the layout was comfortable, extremely light teasing. On the flip.

She continues to massage my feet and moves to my chest. Then stops removes her top and the moment she started sucking my balls I knew this was going to be good! I left extremely happy. If you can put up with her talking throughout the ENTIRE massage, a random hairless rat-cat with a sweater vest on for some reason and her average mom bod then you will enjoy.

She has the BEST VALUE than anybody I've ever come across. My out of pocket cost was. 5 I will repeat, however scheduling is hard have to do it a couple days in advance and After you shoot the breeze you will see why she is so busy.

This is easily the most humorous post I have read in a long time! Thank you for injecting some levity in this forum.

I have never visited any massage parlor where extras were available, but this review has piqued my curiosity.

**Hammer600** · 03-05-19 15:17

Went to saigon for the fist time. Saw Katie. Cute girl, nice body. Very thorough massage. Hot stones, warm lotion, nice pressure. From the start I was free to roam. After flip it heated up lots of tit play, FIV, and 3 different position FS. $.6 total. Way more than I usually pay, but first time visit.

**MagnifiRod** · 03-05-19 14:59

Has anyone been to Serendipity massage on Northwestern Highway? I have not seen a report. I went there one year ago. It was closed.

**Member #6007** · 03-05-19 09:02

Originally Posted by Jackknoff [View Original Post]

I agree. Not sure why anyone would share that info with her. What's the first rule about flight club?

Between White Knights, boyfriends as members, and providers allowed to sign up as members, there is no anonymity when it comes to reviews. Don't forget, providers are encouraged to buy Advertising here.

[blue]Ummmm three things

1. We don't charge for the ads so not so much

2. Big fucking deal if a chick sees a review

3. Don't forget to add drama queens such as yourself making a big deal out of nothing. If you write a good review the chick likes it, if you write a bad one who gives a fuck what she thinks about it?

A2[/bue]

**FunForJeff** · 03-05-19 08:43

Originally Posted by Jackknoff [View Original Post]

I agree. Not sure why anyone would share that info with her. What's the first rule about flight club?

Yeah, no kidding.

I suspect somepeople share this stuff & some providers read this stuff, I think I've learned don't post anything you don't want the person you post about to know.

It kind of defeats the whole purpose.

**Jackknoff** · 03-05-19 02:05

Originally Posted by NeilYoung999 [View Original Post]

Yeah. I'm with you on this.

I seem to remember not one but two senior members started all this by both posting about FS with her.

So that makes me have to think that she's been freaked out by reading the posts here.

I really don't understand why anyone her would ever bring those site up when talking to any service provider. Nothing good will come of it. I don't blame her for being spooked after all her real name is in the message ad and if she's really doing extras her secret could come out etc.

Loose lips sink ships.

I agree. Not sure why anyone would share that info with her. What's the first rule about flight club?

**EroticLover** · 03-04-19 22:33

Originally Posted by Randy313 [View Original Post]

Went to go shoot the breeze today for the first time. Stepped in the door and definitely your average looking mom and textbook mom bod not a MILF at all but great smile.

Walk in and some rodent comes from around the corner with a fucking vest on! After she puts the hybrid rat-cat away she closes the door and I undress.

Room looks legit books and body graphs all over the place. I lay flat she comes in and gets to work, and OH MY GOD she won't shut up!!

She is just yapping on and on about the weather, about Kroger coupons and she must have told me 50 x that she has a dental appointment for her and her son when he comes into town.

Dam I thought you guys were over exaggerating. More like an under exaggeration. I'm thinking I should've stuck with an AMP because their English sucks so I know they won't yap.

It's just annoying. Convo here and there I can deal with but non stop rambling? Sheesh. Had no clue music was playing in the background until she paused to catch her breath 45 minutes into it. My massage was mediocre at best however she did come across some kinks I didn't know about and took her time to work them out.

She took her time we weren't interrupted she stayed focus the entire time the layout was comfortable, extremely light teasing. On the flip.

She continues to massage my feet and moves to my chest. Then stops removes her top and the moment she started sucking my balls I knew this was going to be good! I left extremely happy. If you can put up with her talking throughout the ENTIRE massage, a random hairless rat-cat with a sweater vest on for some reason and her average mom bod then you will enjoy.

She has the BEST VALUE than anybody I've ever come across. My out of pocket cost was. 5 I will repeat, however scheduling is hard have to do it a couple days in advance and After you shoot the breeze you will see why she is so busy.

I concur with this review. She won't shut up but if you endure that, you will be greeted with one of the best blow jobs with ball sucking.

**Wolves14** · 03-04-19 21:51

I have been trying to schedule a massage with ms breeze with no luck for weeks, I've been very respectful but haven't had any luck, any tips or helpful informatin.

Originally Posted by Randy313 [View Original Post]

Went to go shoot the breeze today for the first time. Stepped in the door and definitely your average looking mom and textbook mom bod not a MILF at all but great smile.

Walk in and some rodent comes from around the corner with a fucking vest on! After she puts the hybrid rat-cat away she closes the door and I undress.

Room looks legit books and body graphs all over the place. I lay flat she comes in and gets to work, and OH MY GOD she won't shut up!!

She is just yapping on and on about the weather, about Kroger coupons and she must have told me 50 x that she has a dental appointment for her and her son when he comes into town.

Dam I thought you guys were over exaggerating. More like an under exaggeration. I'm thinking I should've stuck with an AMP because their English sucks so I know they won't yap.

It's just annoying. Convo here and there I can deal with but non stop rambling? Sheesh. Had no clue music was playing in the background until she paused to catch her breath 45 minutes into it. My massage was mediocre at best however she did come across some kinks I didn't know about and took her time to work them out.

She took her time we weren't interrupted she stayed focus the entire time the layout was comfortable, extremely light teasing. On the flip.

She continues to massage my feet and moves to my chest. Then stops removes her top and the moment she started sucking my balls I knew this was going to be good! I left extremely happy. If you can put up with her talking throughout the ENTIRE massage, a random hairless rat-cat with a sweater vest on for some reason and her average mom bod then you will enjoy.

She has the BEST VALUE than anybody I've ever come across. My out of pocket cost was. 5 I will repeat, however scheduling is hard have to do it a couple days in advance and After you shoot the breeze you will see why she is so busy.

**MardanAmaratha** · 03-04-19 21:27

I generally go to AMPs and not a fan of using phone to schedule appointments. But I want to try something new. Would you guys recommend to get a burner phone or any specific app? Sorry in advance for the naive and stupid question!

**LameelCono** · 03-04-19 21:05

Originally Posted by Mmis90 [View Original Post]

Same thing happened to me today after driving about half an hour to get there. Won't be back.

I've tried calling and the number seems out of service. I am calling the 7 & Telegraph location for more insight into what's going on.

**Member #6007** · 03-04-19 20:36

Last time (January 2017) she was reviewed in detail, she threw a fit and shutdown all activity for a week.

**Mmis90** · 03-04-19 19:51

Originally Posted by Mallard1 [View Original Post]

Tried to stop by the new ACU on mound at about 2:30 today and found it was closed. Open sign was not lit up but Sign the on door said they were open till 7 or 8. I tried knocking but got no answer, the blinds were closed but I am assuming that is standard fare for a place like that. Maybe try again next week.

Same thing happened to me today after driving about half an hour to get there. Won't be back.