Massage Parlor Reports

[Randy313]

Went to go shoot the breeze today for the first time. Stepped in the door and definitely your average looking mom and textbook mom bod not a MILF at all but great smile.

Walk in and some rodent comes from around the corner with a fucking vest on! After she puts the hybrid rat-cat away she closes the door and I undress.

Room looks legit books and body graphs all over the place. I lay flat she comes in and gets to work, and OH MY GOD she won't shut up!!

She is just yapping on and on about the weather, about Kroger coupons and she must have told me 50 x that she has a dental appointment for her and her son when he comes into town.

Dam I thought you guys were over exaggerating. More like an under exaggeration. I'm thinking I should've stuck with an AMP because their English sucks so I know they won't yap.

It's just annoying. Convo here and there I can deal with but non stop rambling? Sheesh. Had no clue music was playing in the background until she paused to catch her breath 45 minutes into it. My massage was mediocre at best however she did come across some kinks I didn't know about and took her time to work them out.

She took her time we weren't interrupted she stayed focus the entire time the layout was comfortable, extremely light teasing. On the flip.

She continues to massage my feet and moves to my chest. Then stops removes her top and the moment she started sucking my balls I knew this was going to be good! I left extremely happy. If you can put up with her talking throughout the ENTIRE massage, a random hairless rat-cat with a sweater vest on for some reason and her average mom bod then you will enjoy.

She has the BEST VALUE than anybody I've ever come across. My out of pocket cost was. 5 I will repeat, however scheduling is hard have to do it a couple days in advance and After you shoot the breeze you will see why she is so busy.

[CarmeloJoe35]

Went over the weekend. First time in many months. My neck and upper back were all jacked up. I could barely turn my head. I opted for one hour with Donna; Pretty, petite and sweet. She worked on my neck and upper back really hard for about 35 minutes, then on to the rest of my body. I didn't want any kind of a special ending. It was a great legit massage. I was sore the next day but my neck was much more pliable. This is why I like Body Pro. Still don't like the curtains for doors, though.

[Averily]

Good point about massage girls but don't forget they're in it for the money. Game is important but money talks. It usually takes both. To rephrase a famous line "we've already established that you are a prostitute, now we are just haggling on price".

Also, never forget. Never fall for one of these girls. It's a financial arrangement. Anything else is an illusion. They don't like their jobs. They don't like you. They like your money.

Massage girls are typically different than escorts you have to some game to get beyond a HJ or BJ. You have to see her a few times and she has to like you. Just saying. Also, Guys being so desperate to get BBFS for $50 , uhm it happened to one guy, stop ruining one guys' good thing, why anyway shares a Utr in these forums is beyond me. Go to Henry the VIII (Either club), Silver Cricket or Bogart's strip clubs get a drink at the bar when a reasonable attractive girl grabs your penis no game necessary.

[ContinentalMan]

I was thinking about contacting this one, Anyone have any info on her? Services provided, rate? Any help would be appreciated.

https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/34241/

Look up Massage Breeze. There is a lot of information out there about her.

[SingDong99]

This past Saturday my wife needed a new vibrator so I stopped into Lover's Lane just after dark. Parked in front of Asian Massage and place was still closed but lights in the back room where the massage rooms are was on. Tons of construction debris, massage rooms have been torn down. I'm going to assume this one is permanently closed. Shame, it was a decent local option.

[Zeek2120]

I was thinking about contacting this one, Anyone have any info on her? Services provided, rate? Any help would be appreciated.

https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/34241/

If my memories service me right do a search for massage breeze, that should be the info you're looking for Jennifer. I think massage breeze was a name she went by. Good luck on your search.

[VideoKing]

I had a very nice first visit with Bonita last week. Very nice lady. Great body slide and finish. Will definitely repeat.

http://msbonitadiaz.wixsite.com/home

[Sizzler7470]

I was thinking about contacting this one, Anyone have any info on her? Services provided, rate? Any help would be appreciated.

https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/34241/

[C8316]

I saw her once or twice before when she was in Warren. YMMV but I only had a topless HE back then. No hints that I could tell more would be possible.

Massage girls are typically different than escorts you have to some game to get beyond a HJ or BJ. You have to see her a few times and she has to like you. Just saying. Also, Guys being so desperate to get BBFS for $50 , uhm it happened to one guy, stop ruining one guys' good thing, why anyway shares a Utr in these forums is beyond me. Go to Henry the VIII (Either club), Silver Cricket or Bogart's strip clubs get a drink at the bar when a reasonable attractive girl grabs your penis no game necessary.

[Super D16]

So did it cost you any money?

I wasn't offered a refund.

[FunForJeff]

Been gathering info the last few months and here is my rundown.

Eastern Mas. RH. Quality massage alone worth the money. Could go legit based on that but I gave it 2 visits and had 2 DIY.

Famous - 3 visits, one back walk that good, 2 mediums pressure not worth repeating. All standard HE no appearance of extra. Not going to up the donation and find out.

Ms Nuru. No nuru to speak of, didn't see the actual nuru master, I was told. Still nice setup in private residence. No accurate pics on any sites from what I can tell. Won't repeat.

Gabby. Perfect pics and body in ads, gave it a try. Got ghosted 1st time. Was hesitant to try again but needed to find out if she was real. Set it up and was told motel location. Ok, fine with me but was not expecting what's next. Site was victory motel, got into parking lot. Struck with huge gut feeling something was wrong. Ignored it for a little, realized I told her how much cash I had on me via appt. Felt worse. Got in broken outer door, saw extension cords with light bulbs as hallway lights, broken hotel doors and some with no handles and finally needle in hallway. Didn't want to get killed for a body slide so turned around and ran like a pussy. Lack of reviews and that setup was enough for me. She shall stay a mystery.

Nice review can't wait for details on last place, willing to PM them?

[NeilYoung999]

I finally got a hold of Audrey to book an appointment next week. Price wasnt discussed but now I am confused and skeptical about going after reading yesterdays posts. Did she initially do extras and FS and stop now because of her new wave of clients that gave her a call this past week or did she not ever do anything at all and that one post about her doing FS was BS? Can any of the reputable members that have had a massage with her in the past confirm she actually did do BJ and FS? Only reason I am asking is because its about an hour and 15 min drive from me and I would hate to eat up over 3. 5 hours for me having to DITY at the end of the massage. Stay safe out there guys.

Yeah. I'm with you on this.

I seem to remember not one but two senior members started all this by both posting about FS with her.

So that makes me have to think that she's been freaked out by reading the posts here.

I really don't understand why anyone her would ever bring those site up when talking to any service provider. Nothing good will come of it. I don't blame her for being spooked after all her real name is in the message ad and if she's really doing extras her secret could come out etc.

Loose lips sink ships.

[DetroitWill]

Walked in mamma asked who I wanted, said Momo. Momo comes in leads me to shower half way thru mamma comes in pulls momo and replaces her with an unattractive girl. Seeing I was still soaped up had to wait for her to rinse me off. After she rinsed me off I grabbed the towel dried myself off walked backed to the room and started getting dressed. Unattractive girl starts making a commotion. Mamma comes running in and says Momo coming right back. As I'm putting my shoes on Momo comes in tells me to get undressed. Nope, no way I would have been able to enjoy my time after what mamma pulled so I left. Thinking today will be the last time I visit M1.

So did it cost you any money?

[StreetLegal]

I finally got a hold of Audrey to book an appointment next week. Price wasnt discussed but now I am confused and skeptical about going after reading yesterdays posts. Did she initially do extras and FS and stop now because of her new wave of clients that gave her a call this past week or did she not ever do anything at all and that one post about her doing FS was BS? Can any of the reputable members that have had a massage with her in the past confirm she actually did do BJ and FS? Only reason I am asking is because its about an hour and 15 min drive from me and I would hate to eat up over 3. 5 hours for me having to DITY at the end of the massage. Stay safe out there guys.

I saw her once or twice before when she was in Warren. YMMV but I only had a topless HE back then. No hints that I could tell more would be possible.

[Sxg5000]

Been gathering info the last few months and here is my rundown.

Eastern Mas. RH. Quality massage alone worth the money. Could go legit based on that but I gave it 2 visits and had 2 DIY.

Famous - 3 visits, one back walk that good, 2 mediums pressure not worth repeating. All standard HE no appearance of extra. Not going to up the donation and find out.

Ms Nuru. No nuru to speak of, didn't see the actual nuru master, I was told. Still nice setup in private residence. No accurate pics on any sites from what I can tell. Won't repeat.

Gabby. Perfect pics and body in ads, gave it a try. Got ghosted 1st time. Was hesitant to try again but needed to find out if she was real. Set it up and was told motel location. Ok, fine with me but was not expecting what's next. Site was victory motel, got into parking lot. Struck with huge gut feeling something was wrong. Ignored it for a little, realized I told her how much cash I had on me via appt. Felt worse. Got in broken outer door, saw extension cords with light bulbs as hallway lights, broken hotel doors and some with no handles and finally needle in hallway. Didn't want to get killed for a body slide so turned around and ran like a pussy. Lack of reviews and that setup was enough for me. She shall stay a mystery.

Last spot no name I'm giving yet. But had a great time tonight, my first Saturday alone in maybe 8 years. Made the most of it, 10/10 provider. Will repeat ASAP and give more details after a few visits.

Stay safe and trust your gut. Some independents can lead to sketchy situations?