Massage Parlor Reports

[LongChorizo]

Visited Julia in Laguna Hills yesterday. She has a studio very close to the freeway with lots of parking. Semi-private entrance with few other businesses around. Paid. 6 for one hour. Julia is older than her pictures would suggest (no surprise there) but cute enough. Half Cambodian, half French with very good English. Started the massage and got to teasing me immediately. Brief massage than the flip. Asked me if I wanted her to take care of Mr. Stiffy. Offered several options and settled on BJ and CFS for $1. Ok BJ (covered) then sex in multiple positions. Was in doggy when I realized I was not going to be able to come with a cover on. Told her I wanted to finish myself on her back and she invited me to oil up her ass cheeks and fuck them to completion! Did so and finished all over her ass and lower back. Sweet girl. Will repeat. Advertises as "sweet massage with Julia Laguna Hills".

I would love to try this gal. Could you PM me more details? I can exchange some intel. She sounds fun.

In other news: STAY AWAY FROM F & C for now. Not safe!

[TwoBlueBalls]

They usually enter with a dozen guys and a code inspector. In this case they may have been looking for a specific person.

Sounds like True Detrective. More interested in the guy than the girl. Though I have yet to endulge, I hope somebody posts that all is back to normal at Fish and Chips.

[Agent5058]

I'm not sure I'm reading this right. You didn't tip .6 for self service did you?

Nah, she asked me to leave tip on table so I left a 10 and bolted. I was kind of pissed since I have never been rushed like that before.

I know it was a douchy thing to do but I was not happy. If I would have known it was like that I wouldn't have gone at all.

[Lovergrrl]

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[StickMan007]

Mercedes doesn't have a full menu at HS.

She does work other venues where her menu might include more, but not at HS.

No worries. Saw her today for an appointment at honey. FS hhr for 250 + 45 in the fromt. She doesn't look like any of her pictures and she has a gap in her front teeth but she was still good looking. So, all in all had a pretty good time. Going to book her for outcall soon since she said she won't be at HS for too long. Her IG is mymameis_channel. For those that would like to book she fills up fast!

[PotShot]

While I was back there working most of November, December and part of January and hitting FC regularly the cops would periodically park one of their retired and dusty cruisers outside for a day or two at a time to fuck with them. So they have been on the LE radar for some time. They hauled a couple of Hispanics out of there one night in cuffs as I was rolling up to get some food next door. I talked to Papasan outside about it. He called the cops on them for being drunk, belligerent and refusing to leave. Maybe some john or legit customer was being a problem and he had to call the cops again.

[Miketastic69]

How do you know it was LE? What did you overhear? I've been to spas that have been busted while I was getting service and it usually involves several LEOs and they immediately roundup all the employees.

They usually enter with a dozen guys and a code inspector. In this case they may have been looking for a specific person.

[StickMan007]

Mercedes doesn't have a full menu at HS.

She does work other venues where her menu might include more, but not at HS.

No worries. Had my appointment with her and paid 250 for FS hhr at HS. Try her out she says she does outcall as well.

[Mustang3]

Wow I was going there today glad I read this.

Came in and saw Lili; she was very mediocre but did let me paint her cervix white BBFS; had some stinky fish smell took a while to wash that stink off. Finished and was laying down for her to bring a towel wipe the mess off my junk and the light suddenly turned on and I hear LE talking to some poor guy in the next room. I quickly get dressed and Lili says to hurry and she runs out. I wait for a minute and calmly walk out and I don't see or hear any more LE other than the one in the other curtain room. I booked it and said bye to the papa san and he looked rattled as fuck LOL. This place is now on the radar of LE be careful and I really felt bad for the guy who got caught.

[Dopema]

The LE asked what they were doing and the guy replied getting a massage and the the LE said both of you are naked and getting a massage? He then asked if he had I'd or was on parole and I can hear the radio chatter from his radio. Sounds like LE right? I don't think it was a raid but still that guy got caught and I was lucky enough to not get stopped or seen on my way out.

How do you know it was LE? What did you overhear? I've been to spas that have been busted while I was getting service and it usually involves several LEOs and they immediately roundup all the employees.

[Dopema]

Around 10 pm.

Around what time did it happen?

I got a text from her in the afternoon asking me to come but luckily I could not afford.

[VinSoft]

Came in and saw Lili; she was very mediocre but did let me paint her cervix white BBFS; had some stinky fish smell took a while to wash that stink off. Finished and was laying down for her to bring a towel wipe the mess off my junk and the light suddenly turned on and I hear LE talking to some poor guy in the next room. I quickly get dressed and Lili says to hurry and she runs out. I wait for a minute and calmly walk out and I don't see or hear any more LE other than the one in the other curtain room. I booked it and said bye to the papa san and he looked rattled as fuck LOL. This place is now on the radar of LE be careful and I really felt bad for the guy who got caught.

Around what time did it happen?

I got a text from her in the afternoon asking me to come but luckily I could not afford.

[Lovergrrl]

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[Caribe]

Came in and saw Lili; she was very mediocre but did let me paint her cervix white BBFS; had some stinky fish smell took a while to wash that stink off. Finished and was laying down for her to bring a towel wipe the mess off my junk and the light suddenly turned on and I hear LE talking to some poor guy in the next room. I quickly get dressed and Lili says to hurry and she runs out. I wait for a minute and calmly walk out and I don't see or hear any more LE other than the one in the other curtain room. I booked it and said bye to the papa san and he looked rattled as fuck LOL. This place is now on the radar of LE be careful and I really felt bad for the guy who got caught.

Just like the previous owners, this was bound to happen.

[Skinny Dugan]

I'm not sure I'm reading this right. You didn't tip .6 for self service did you?

So this was a while ago, but here's my first review.

Went around 7 pm on a weekday, entered and was greeted by an older mamasan.

Escorted to a room and paid the house fee of. 5 for hh.

I was then asked to lay on the table and wait patiently for available masseuse. No choice or option.

An older Asian lady walked in, no more than 40 no younger than 30. Short hair and seemed very aggressive on the topic of time. Said it had to be a quick massage as she needs to stay under 30 minutes. Horrible massage and felt very rushed. On the flip she gets to work with a body rub for maybe about 10 minutes and then tells me to finish myself. Finished on chest and was asked to hurry out.

It was a. 6 hit to the wallet and at that point I just wanted to get out of there. Forgot her name but if you get a short haired older Asian, I say walk out.