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[Horny As Hell]

A weeble refers to a toy some of us had back in the early 70's and their commercial slogan was always "weebles wobble but we don't fall down" and that also lead to jokes about female cows vs bulls.

Anyways, a weeble was weighted MUCH heavier at the bottom vs the top so it would wobble flop etc but not fall down. A chick shaped like a weeble is much bigger in the bottom (huge ass).

I've just one more question, actually, for future reference: What's a "weeble"? I thought I knew all the hoe jargon, but I don't recall that I've ever heard that term before--but maybe I'm just getting Alzheimer's of the Dick?!

[KingOfFours]

I like big girls, but she's built like a weeble, I didn't find many redeeming qualities.

I've just one more question, actually, for future reference: What's a "weeble"? I thought I knew all the hoe jargon, but I don't recall that I've ever heard that term before--but maybe I'm just getting Alzheimer's of the Dick?!

[KingOfFours]

http://providence.skipthegames.com/f...a/392302816374

I tried getting a hold of a couple other ladies late at night, couldn't get a hold of anyone so figured I would give her a whirl.

I saw her couple weeks ago, I seriously don't know how the fuck anyone could go back and hit that a second time.

Fugly.

Nice tits.

Didn't shut up even with my cock in her mouth.

I hit it raw but couldn't wait to just cum and leaver her incall. Took 2 showers when I got home.

Only good thing is that it was over quickly.

I usually love to really play with my toys for quite a while but this was just had her suck my cock then turned her over for doggie no idea how I was able to make myself cum that quick but glad I did.

This is what I figured based on her previous history. I'm glad I never went to see her.

I guess the good ones often turn bad--but very, very, very rarely do the bad ones turn good!

[KingOfFours]

I could be in the minority here but I have never believed that you get what you pay for. Not in this business and not in any business.

It's not about price, it's about value (as a ratio of price). You really need a method to evaluate value similar to the Buffet investment strategy.

Some of my best experiences have been with lower end providers and UTRs. Hard to compare since I've never thrown any money at super high end providers. But if I'm leaving satisfied then why fix something that isn't broken?

Maybe you want to elaborate on what specifically has been missing from your mongering experiences?

I completey agree with you! Case in point: Quite a few years ago, I inseminated the little 20-something stripper-hoe honey in the pic below in Pennslyvania, who I consider close to a 10 in looks, full GFE with all the bells and whistles, full hour, no clock watching, two cups both into her cunnt, and videotaping, all or 100. (Don't write me for her info, dudes, she's retired!

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1ZR8...ew?usp=sharing

On the other hand, a few decades ago when I was much younger and wealthier, I spent 600 on a very well known hoe here in RI (now deceased so I won't bash the dead), which was the most I EVER paid, and the experience was fucking abysmal, one of my worst ever. There is a lower limit, of course, but in general, I've found very little correlation between price and quality of looks, OR service.

[ShadowFox198]

I don't know if anyone has posted about her before but has anyone seen her?

http://providence.skipthegames.com/f...y/142461944570

[AlwaysBare]

Does anyone know if this is the same one that used to go by Big Tit Brit? If so, I never went to see her, because she had some quite award winning rip-off reports and shitty service reviews back a few years ago.

But--raw is raw! Your report is MUCH appreciated! But could you elaborate a little more on why you found her so awful? Was it her looks, or her performance, or both? Is she very fat, or just facially "fugly"? Does she not look like the ad pics, or what? Also, what were the damages?

I don't use this term loosely but she's a skank. Those face pics she posts are her probably 5 years ago. Her hair was a wreck, she had like a big ass blister or something on her chest and I think it was her belly also. I like big girls, but she's built like a weeble, I didn't find many redeeming qualities. She doesn't know how to suck cock or just didn't want to, shed suck for a minute or 2 then use her hands for a minute. Just not even close to a decent blowjob. For having a couple kids her pussy is still nice and tight. I hated the way she talked, like a real street *****. I always love to kiss and lick women, but I had zero desire to do that with this one.

Like anything anything else, this is solely my opinion, I've seen women that others liked and I didn't and also in reverse. I've been a monger for 30 plus years, and I honestly say that I've picked up many streetwalkers (PRE internet only) that were wayyyyy better than this one.

[Stylish]

I could be in the minority here but I have never believed that you get what you pay for. Not in this business and not in any business.

It's not about price, it's about value (as a ratio of price). You really need a method to evaluate value similar to the Buffet investment strategy.

Some of my best experiences have been with lower end providers and UTRs. Hard to compare since I've never thrown any money at super high end providers. But if I'm leaving satisfied then why fix something that isn't broken?

Maybe you want to elaborate on what specifically has been missing from your mongering experiences?

I've been at this for handful of years now. I've seen a decent amount of lower end providers that don't charge a lot but I'm not leaving fully satisfied, mainly because of the looks / rules of these girls. Does anyone have suggestions of some higher end providers that will fill this void for me?

[GottaGo]

I've been at this for handful of years now. I've seen a decent amount of lower end providers that don't charge a lot but I'm not leaving fully satisfied, mainly because of the looks / rules of these girls. Does anyone have suggestions of some higher end providers that will fill this void for me?

[KingOfFours]

http://providence.skipthegames.com/f...a/392302816374

I tried getting a hold of a couple other ladies late at night, couldn't get a hold of anyone so figured I would give her a whirl.

I saw her couple weeks ago, I seriously don't know how the fuck anyone could go back and hit that a second time.

Fugly.

Nice tits.

Didn't shut up even with my cock in her mouth.

I hit it raw but couldn't wait to just cum and leaver her incall. Took 2 showers when I got home.

Only good thing is that it was over quickly.

I usually love to really play with my toys for quite a while but this was just had her suck my cock then turned her over for doggie no idea how I was able to make myself cum that quick but glad I did.

Does anyone know if this is the same one that used to go by Big Tit Brit? If so, I never went to see her, because she had some quite award winning rip-off reports and shitty service reviews back a few years ago.

But--raw is raw! Your report is MUCH appreciated! But could you elaborate a little more on why you found her so awful? Was it her looks, or her performance, or both? Is she very fat, or just facially "fugly"? Does she not look like the ad pics, or what? Also, what were the damages?

[MongerBob]

Covers her face in pics but shows her face in her ads. LOL.

Well, she isn't showing her tits or snatch in her ad pics.

[Alvistide]

Great photo!

OK, I'll see your spread eagle shot of her, and I'll raise you two all-natural tits, LOL!

(Actually, she looks a bit thinner in your pics than in my pics, which are from about a year ago.).

Covers her face in pics but shows her face in her ads. LOL.

[Usuga401]

I was wondering if anyone could pm me informed for a dark skinned beauty. It's been a while since I've seen one. And I'm sketched out by the current ads. If anyone could hook me up I'd appreciate it.

[AlwaysBare]

http://providence.skipthegames.com/f...a/392302816374

I tried getting a hold of a couple other ladies late at night, couldn't get a hold of anyone so figured I would give her a whirl.

I saw her couple weeks ago, I seriously don't know how the fuck anyone could go back and hit that a second time.

Fugly.

Nice tits.

Didn't shut up even with my cock in her mouth.

I hit it raw but couldn't wait to just cum and leaver her incall. Took 2 showers when I got home.

Only good thing is that it was over quickly.

I usually love to really play with my toys for quite a while but this was just had her suck my cock then turned her over for doggie no idea how I was able to make myself cum that quick but glad I did.

[AlwaysBare]

Great photo!

OK, I'll see your spread eagle shot of her, and I'll raise you two all-natural tits, LOL!

(Actually, she looks a bit thinner in your pics than in my pics, which are from about a year ago.).

Goddamn she is build fucking awesome. I wonder if I could get a conjugal 🙏127995;128591;127995;128514;128514;128514;.

I Just started traveling out here few months ago. How long is she on vacation?

[KingOfFours]

Speaking of Olive, I'll be nice and share something. I've said that I had pics and vids of her so I'll be nice and share once. God I miss how silky smooth and nice her skin was.

Great photo!

OK, I'll see your spread eagle shot of her, and I'll raise you two all-natural tits, LOL!

(Actually, she looks a bit thinner in your pics than in my pics, which are from about a year ago.).