Massage Parlor Reports

[JonathanSmyth]

TNA makes me fucking laugh. For $260/ hr in Los Angeles you can get a smoking hot K-Girl who gives solid service, with a chance of BB if you do your research for no extra charge. Used to be like that here before the Bellevue bust.

The average price to see a gal on TNA is $220/ half-hr or something absurd like that. And the majority of them are not even hot and provide totally meh experences. The ones that are hot know they are, and charge even higher. Case example are the Korean escorts here that charge $350/ hr.

It's honestly more worth it to make a day trip up to Vancouver and see a high class provider there who charges $300/ hr (Canadian). Otherwise AMP do a damn good job of the bang for your buck. Fuck TNA.

I've done the Vancouver trip / route. Not a very positive experience for me. I had a primary, and two back up girls just in case of flaky girls. My phone switched over to the canadian network (Rogers) as it always does, when I crossed the border and my data stopped working. So no email, or leolist for me, unless I used wifi. Well sure enough, first girl flaked on me. She was a well reviewed young girl in her early 20's or late teens. Her fee was a steal compared to our prices, let alone factoring in the currency conversion rate. Anyhow she stopped texting me an hour before our meeting. The other 2 backup girls, I had to scramble to setup a meet. Once I gave them my phone number, the 206 area code must have freaked them out. Because they too stopped responding.

I'm desperately so I hit the street scene. I did some research to get an idea of where there would remotely be a track. I stroll these areas. First area I see really heavily drugged out individuals. Like zombies from walking dead looking women. Aggressive and very scary looking. I lock my doors, and speed up. Second area I drive through looked like there were transgendered SW. Uh. Not my cup of tea. I did kind of feel bad for the few I saw, because it was in sad part of town in an area that is under the bridge. Third area I went to, I finally see a hottie. Small gymnast body, with bright pink colored hair and tattoos. She's wearing a mini skirt. I see her get into a Canuck mongers car. I drive by thinking, damn, early bird got the worm. I circle the block though, and when I come back around, Canuck monger is still there and they must be negotiating. The price wasn't right because the hottie gets out and heads my way, she's a half a block away from me. I make eye contact with her. I turn back and see an unmarked RCMP cruiser slowly drive by me. Both mounties look right (aggressively) at me. I put on my best (passive) poker face and look for traffic, as I slowly pull out and drive up right next to them, and past the hottie. They stare hard at me, I don't even glance their way. I keep my passive gaze forward and I continue driving down, the street as they turn their focus to her. I see in the rear view mirror that they flip a you turn and pull up on her. She looked pretty pissed off, as it scared other mongers away, I see cars speeding away in every which direction.

So there I was, with $600 canadian dollars in my pocket. Haven't seen anyone yet. It's 1 am. I'm inside a packed Tim Hortons, with a line out the door. I decided to cut my losses, grab a box of donuts and coffee and retire for the night.

Next day I pretty much try to hit up all my old favorite spots to eat, when I lived up here 14 years ago. Well Vancouver has certainly changed, like Seattle has. All my favorite eats, are demolished and high rises built in their place. Deflated I drive back to the US border. I stopped at the currency exchange and get a rate for exchanging my currency back to us dollars. It was not worth it. So I keep the money and make my way home.

The amount of time, gas, lodgings money offsets any good deals to be had in Vancouver. It's true the girls are HOT, and prices are great!

If any of you decide to go, I would pick up a burner phone or sim card once you cross the border. Again that also increases your overall costs. Maybe you will have better luck than me.

For all I spent, I could have one of the top tier providers here. Anyways sorry for the long rant. I meant to post this a few months ago, but was not sure where to do so, as it wasn't technically the street scene anywhere in Washington.

[Ndphx]

Hello fellow monger is it possible to provide which spa does FS on 12th and Jackson I have just gotten handjobs from there since best massage close and haven't gotten luck anywhere else.

+1 only hjs for me.

[Ndphx]

I've been lurking for a bit, refugee from the TNA world and off / on in the scene since TRB days. Time to build up some new content here!

First stop as of late was Columbian Way. Yaya is probably in her late 40's, not bad looking given that but nothing to write home about. Quiet massage was just normal. After about 30 minutes the flip comes and I get the finger pointing at the mouth gesture. Not 100% into it so give the sign for RT, quick negotiation and end up with the standard. 4 for a total of a buck. Again nothing too special. On the way out she's sure to mention she's yaya and that I should come back. Got the impression that repeat visits would provide for more enthusiasm / options.

Might go back if I'm in the neighborhood.

Next stop: 12th / Jackson to try out one of those spots.

12th / Jack awesome massage. Take the 1 hr; Almost always have had nice HJ and left happy.

[Shane1010]

I had called Friday night, and setup an appointment with Candy for first thing Saturday morning. I get their this morning and the lady that greets me says candy is on extended vacation.

It was Bonnie that greeted me at the door. As reported on this thread, she is mid forties, skinny and nice rack. She was cold at first, but slowly warmed up. No body sliding with the table shower like Candy.

After a couple minutes in the sauna, and back to the room. The dress comes all the way. No massage, just into the extras.

Unlike some of you fine gents on this board, I'm not well hung, but she was tight. Either she fakes an O really good, or she actually cummed at the same time I did. All told $$, and I very happy.

[GoodTimeSoahu]

Aloha everyone,

Originally from Hawaii and I love independent massage providers, moreso than AMPs. TNA seems to be used here more by the aforementioned. Do you guys reccomended any independent massage provider in Bremerton or Seattle who uses both USAsexguide and TNA?

I am hoping to build up my reputation on the other site. However, it seems many won't see someone who just joined the TNA site. Any advice, tips and leads are appreciated. And as always, I will share my finds personally and through posts.

Mahalo.

[MuggyFlesh]

I've been lurking for a bit, refugee from the TNA world and off / on in the scene since TRB days. Time to build up some new content here!

First stop as of late was Columbian Way. Yaya is probably in her late 40's, not bad looking given that but nothing to write home about. Quiet massage was just normal. After about 30 minutes the flip comes and I get the finger pointing at the mouth gesture. Not 100% into it so give the sign for RT, quick negotiation and end up with the standard. 4 for a total of a buck. Again nothing too special. On the way out she's sure to mention she's yaya and that I should come back. Got the impression that repeat visits would provide for more enthusiasm / options.

Might go back if I'm in the neighborhood.

Next stop: 12th / Jackson to try out one of those spots.

[Uvvvsbanp]

I've only had BBFS at those places. Donation opens the menu. Also, having a little charm. I still prefer Lynnwood / Everett AMPs. I like the table shower. Service is more fun as well. I.D. is good in a pinch though!

-LCB.

Hello is it possible to pass some intel which spa provides FS especially bbbfs I don't like going up north to much since I live down south I perfer staying in Chinatown but most of these girls just offer habdjibs on 12th and Jackson I even offered extra is there a way you can tell me which spa does FS especially bb thanks.

Can we pretty please not have all the guys who think that there is a rule on the forum that guys can't ask questions until they have satisfied your person requirements for question asking? Just this once, please?

Answer if you want, don't answer if you don't want and that is ALL that needs to be said. He's allowed to ask without getting his balls broke.

A2

[Uvvvsbanp]

80-90% HJ only. I've had FS once in the same plaza as Saigon deli but you have to understand the people change so frequently that it's a gamble. IMO the gamble and uncertainty is part of the adventure. At min you walk out w / a HJ!

Hello fellow monger is it possible to provide which spa does FS on 12th and Jackson I have just gotten handjobs from there since best massage close and haven't gotten luck anywhere else.

[MassagedGuy]

Anyone know if amy still at Lazy cat?

[DrTraveler]

I dropped by Soft Bay, and instead of my usual BBFS / CIP / squirting adventure with Jessica, I asked for Mari / Marry. She was cute but when I told her I wanted everything she said condom only. I asked for Jessica, switched, and had another wonderful session that ended with naughty BBFS / CIP as she rode me hard.

I've heard there is at least one other woman at Soft Bay who offers BBFS. Any intel on who she is? And whether she is as fun as Jessica?

[LCB]

I've only had BBFS at those places. Donation opens the menu. Also, having a little charm. I still prefer Lynnwood / Everett AMPs. I like the table shower. Service is more fun as well. I.D. is good in a pinch though!

-LCB.

All the RM reports I read about the plethora of AMPs in the 12th and Jackson area are HE only. Is it a waste of time to go looking for FS from young / attractive providers there? Feel free to PM if you don't want to share too much info publicly. Thanks.

[Dohma22]

All the RM reports I read about the plethora of AMPs in the 12th and Jackson area are HE only. Is it a waste of time to go looking for FS from young / attractive providers there? Feel free to PM if you don't want to share too much info publicly. Thanks.

80-90% HJ only. I've had FS once in the same plaza as Saigon deli but you have to understand the people change so frequently that it's a gamble. IMO the gamble and uncertainty is part of the adventure. At min you walk out w / a HJ!

[BBHunter425]

Thanks for the report. I recently saw Cookie, have seen Cici a number of times and met Candy while I was getting a TS one time but have not seen her yet. I want to meet Bonnie but always seem to miss her. Definitely going to give Kelly a try if I get the chance.

Any other Mongers got a current update of the lineup at ET? Any and all recommendations appreciated! Had a crap experience with a gal from Tna the other day. Going to keep to the service MILF's at the AMPs for now. Definitely more BangForYourbuck.

I called yesterday to see if I could visit Candy this morning but was told she was taking a couple of days off but was told Bonnie was available today.

[AussieFury]

All the RM reports I read about the plethora of AMPs in the 12th and Jackson area are HE only. Is it a waste of time to go looking for FS from young / attractive providers there? Feel free to PM if you don't want to share too much info publicly. Thanks.

[Msp9001]

I've been a lurker for a few months. Thought I'd give back for a change.

I was feeling the itch for some extra-curricular fun today. I called ET and learned that Bonnie is out for a couple days. Thought I'd use the opportunity to try someone else (I've been getting a little bored with Bonnie anyway).

I showed up and was met at the door by the old, square-jawed woman. I've never caught her name. I asked to see a new girl, not knowing who I would get. My gamble payed off.

After a few minutes, a tall, stacked goddess entered the room. She said her name is Kelly. She just started last week. She's been in the States for about 20 years and has picked up better English skills than her coworkers.

She isn't much younger than the others, but she has a remarkably nice body, nice full breasts (C or Ds I guess), lovely long straight hair, and a pretty face (although starting to show some years). Her teeth might be a bit questionable, but that's about the only negative I saw.

Got a nice gentle table shower, good massage, incredible 69 (she's fully shaved but not stubbly). Went at it like teenagers for a good half hour and she never rushed me to finish like the others do. I think we went over the usual hour.

Everything WAS covered, but it was our first time and I didn't want to wreck the mood by asking if she was open to bareback.

Kelly is by far the prettiest lady at ET. I hope she sticks around.

Happy hunting guys.

Thanks for the report. I recently saw Cookie, have seen Cici a number of times and met Candy while I was getting a TS one time but have not seen her yet. I want to meet Bonnie but always seem to miss her. Definitely going to give Kelly a try if I get the chance.

Any other Mongers got a current update of the lineup at ET? Any and all recommendations appreciated! Had a crap experience with a gal from Tna the other day. Going to keep to the service MILF's at the AMPs for now. Definitely more BangForYourbuck.