Escort Reports

[Mkejoe]

It's most hilarious (because I've done it myself countless times) when we yearn for shit that once we see, our most immediate instinct is to vomit.

Let me be clear: Angel is hard to meet? Thank the fucking gods. Jesus christ.

So what I am getting from this is stay clear of Angel? Is she that bad?

[Member #6005]

These women are crazy. The wife and I started going to strip clubs, and she loves lap dances. So, I been looking around for a provider to give hour long striptease for us. I tell them no full service, just light touching by the wife. None has yet to go below 200 hr. I get full service with multiple pops for that.

Okay complaint over.

Yeah, I wouldn't ask them their rate, I'd tell them what you're offering. Let 'em walk. Or go to a strip club and ask for take out. (I have zero experience with that, but seems like it might work.).

I never regret resisting a girl who's asking too much. This is why I contact Vanessa often. She's still at $150hh. I still just say, "OK, thanks" and walk away. Obviously, someone's paying her that. LOL. It ain't me, though.

[GB Mike]

These women are crazy. The wife and I started going to strip clubs, and she loves lap dances. So, I been looking around for a provider to give hour long striptease for us. I tell them no full service, just light touching by the wife. None has yet to go below 200 hr. I get full service with multiple pops for that.

Okay complaint over.

This should probably be in the rant, rave, opinion section but anyways.

What is more relevant in this post is that "These women are crazy". I have known a few providers that are on SSI disability because of some mental illness. They provide to earn some extra income. Income that isn't taxed. I also know people who are on SSI disability who deal drugs to make extra money. So why not just decriminalize those activities?

Just to make it more relevant to this section I did notice that tall Nicole hasn't been advertising lately. She once accidentally sent me an email with her real name. A little search and could see she has / had some upcoming court dates.

[YellowFever82]

First, if you take into account you spend 20 per song at a club, 200/ hour is not that bad of a deal.

I would suggest you convince the wife to sign up to SA. And find a college or younger and cleaner girl to grind on your wife. Many girls on the site are seeking for male or female, so shouldn't be a problem. Might have to invest in a meet and greet over a coffee so you don't scare them, but we'll worth the effort. Give it a try.

These women are crazy. The wife and I started going to strip clubs, and she loves lap dances. So, I been looking around for a provider to give hour long striptease for us. I tell them no full service, just light touching by the wife. None has yet to go below 200 hr. I get full service with multiple pops for that.

Okay complaint over.

[Scramer]

These women are crazy. The wife and I started going to strip clubs, and she loves lap dances. So, I been looking around for a provider to give hour long striptease for us. I tell them no full service, just light touching by the wife. None has yet to go below 200 hr. I get full service with multiple pops for that.

Okay complaint over.

[RawlSocket]

It's most hilarious (because I've done it myself countless times) when we yearn for shit that once we see, our most immediate instinct is to vomit.

Let me be clear: Angel is hard to meet? Thank the fucking gods. Jesus christ.

LOL, my situation was out of boredom. I was working in the Dells area for several days, & these were the few that were working the area at the time. All in all I think it turned out for the best!

[Howard5354]

Smoking hot body with pieced nipples. Very friendly and accommodating young woman. $120 hhr at her safe private in-call. Warmup was a lot af DFKing with tongue with her on top grinding on junior. BBBJ with some ball licking and sucking and great eye contact. Main event was covered CG, Doggie, lazy doggie and few variations of mish. I highly recommend and will definitely be repeating!

Only negative is that everything is done on a mattress on the floor and she has a tip can so you can tip her!

She is mixed black / white. I usually steer clear of the black ones but she was great! Your report pretty much summed I.

Love ball licking! When they lick balls they will usually lick ass for the right donation. I may have to check her out.

[Mad Jockey]

I figured he had technical difficulties with quoting. It was basically a ditto. Which is helpful.

Let's be welcoming and encouraging. It's cold enough eh?

Yes but certainly something had to be different LOL.

[Member #6005]

I figured he had technical difficulties with quoting. It was basically a ditto. Which is helpful.

Let's be welcoming and encouraging. It's cold enough eh?

Very original review at least you added she's a mix.

Bella from Ranger's review.

Smoking hot body with pieced nipples. Very friendly and accommodating young woman. $120 hhr at her safe private in-call. Warmup was a lot af DFKing with tongue with her on top grinding on junior. BBBJ with some ball licking and sucking and great eye contact. Main event was covered CG, Doggie, lazy doggie and few variations of mish. I highly recommend and will definitely be repeating!

Only negative is that everything is done on a mattress on the floor and she has a tip can so you can tip her!

[Mad Jockey]

Smoking hot body with pieced nipples. Very friendly and accommodating young woman. $120 hhr at her safe private in-call. Warmup was a lot af DFKing with tongue with her on top grinding on junior. BBBJ with some ball licking and sucking and great eye contact. Main event was covered CG, Doggie, lazy doggie and few variations of mish. I highly recommend and will definitely be repeating!

Only negative is that everything is done on a mattress on the floor and she has a tip can so you can tip her!

She is mixed black / white. I usually steer clear of the black ones but she was great! Your report pretty much summed I.

Very original review at least you added she's a mix.

Bella from Ranger's review.

Smoking hot body with pieced nipples. Very friendly and accommodating young woman. $120 hhr at her safe private in-call. Warmup was a lot af DFKing with tongue with her on top grinding on junior. BBBJ with some ball licking and sucking and great eye contact. Main event was covered CG, Doggie, lazy doggie and few variations of mish. I highly recommend and will definitely be repeating!

Only negative is that everything is done on a mattress on the floor and she has a tip can so you can tip her!

[AsiaPhileJake1]

Smoking hot body with pieced nipples. Very friendly and accommodating young woman. $120 hhr at her safe private in-call. Warmup was a lot af DFKing with tongue with her on top grinding on junior. BBBJ with some ball licking and sucking and great eye contact. Main event was covered CG, Doggie, lazy doggie and few variations of mish. I highly recommend and will definitely be repeating!

Only negative is that everything is done on a mattress on the floor and she has a tip can so you can tip her!

She is mixed black / white. I usually steer clear of the black ones but she was great! Your report pretty much summed I.

It would be nice to know which provider you are talking about or which report you are responding to.

Thanks.

[DieselMike]

I'm always hunting.

But you know what? When the day is over, after endless fruitless hunts, when I have failed (or succeeded?) at not indulging, I feel most grateful.

These girls do not give a fuck about you or what you want. I can guarantee you that.

A hot young thing told me, "I want to see you." You know what she meant? "I want that money." LOL. Ain't getting it tonight. Stay warm, motherfuckers.

Just to add: if they say "I need you today" it means that they are hard up for a fix. This is the only sport where striking out can be a win.

[Member #6005]

All I know is that they are very hard to set anything up, especially Angel. I've tried numerous times with a response coming many hours later, and by then I've just moved on.

It's most hilarious (because I've done it myself countless times) when we yearn for shit that once we see, our most immediate instinct is to vomit.

Let me be clear: Angel is hard to meet? Thank the fucking gods. Jesus christ.

[Member #6005]

I'm always hunting.

But you know what? When the day is over, after endless fruitless hunts, when I have failed (or succeeded?) at not indulging, I feel most grateful.

These girls do not give a fuck about you or what you want. I can guarantee you that.

A hot young thing told me, "I want to see you." You know what she meant? "I want that money." LOL. Ain't getting it tonight. Stay warm, motherfuckers.

[Wirascal]

Smoking hot body with pieced nipples. Very friendly and accommodating young woman. $120 hhr at her safe private in-call. Warmup was a lot af DFKing with tongue with her on top grinding on junior. BBBJ with some ball licking and sucking and great eye contact. Main event was covered CG, Doggie, lazy doggie and few variations of mish. I highly recommend and will definitely be repeating!

Only negative is that everything is done on a mattress on the floor and she has a tip can so you can tip her!

She is mixed black / white. I usually steer clear of the black ones but she was great! Your report pretty much summed I.