Massage Parlor Reports

[Dog Rice]

Is it the one at E Valley Pkwy or W 9th Ave?

There's a sign out front thanking you for the patronage.

The business is closed.

The lights are out.

This cold rainy day just got a little sadder 😢.

[Tijuaniko]

That was a great review. Do you have a phone number for CEO? I looked them up and couldn't come across one.

I have gone to LaLa at CEO for the last few months and wanted to share my experiences. First she is a little on the older side but has a decent body with fake tits. She is very mechanical for the most part but does not really have "no" in her vocabulary it seems. The major negatives with her is she wants you to pay up front, and is very businesslike, and that can throw off the flow as your transitioning to the deed. The things I enjoy about her are that she does BBJ, rimming (if you ask), and lets me have anal in several positions. She does not rush you once the action begins and she has her money haha. She is cool with you showering before or after if you request. I give her $140 (which is high for her looks) but she is a dirty girl that lets me do whatever I want to her. Some others have reviewed her and gave her bad reviews, which I understand. The trick with her is to communicate what you want rather than letting her take the lead, because as I mentioned it will be mechanical and uninspired. My last couple visits pretty much go like. Walk in pay her the house fee and tip, lay down face up and she starts BBJ. When I have had enough I push (politely LOL) her head toward my ass and lift leg so she can start rimming. Afte ra bit of that I tell her to suck some more and then she covers me and hops on for a ride. After a while I turn her over for doggy while I stick my thumb in her butt. Shortly after I begin hitting the bootie in doggy. Sometimes I will lay her flat and bust like that, and others I will have her take the rubber off and have her suck me to a CIM finish (which she spits in sink).

[BlueSkyBlue]

There's a sign out front thanking you for the patronage.

The business is closed.

The lights are out.

This cold rainy day just got a little sadder 😢.

[FromNowOn]

I have gone to LaLa at CEO for the last few months and wanted to share my experiences. First she is a little on the older side but has a decent body with fake tits. She is very mechanical for the most part but does not really have "no" in her vocabulary it seems. The major negatives with her is she wants you to pay up front, and is very businesslike, and that can throw off the flow as your transitioning to the deed. The things I enjoy about her are that she does BBJ, rimming (if you ask), and lets me have anal in several positions. She does not rush you once the action begins and she has her money haha. She is cool with you showering before or after if you request. I give her $140 (which is high for her looks) but she is a dirty girl that lets me do whatever I want to her. Some others have reviewed her and gave her bad reviews, which I understand. The trick with her is to communicate what you want rather than letting her take the lead, because as I mentioned it will be mechanical and uninspired. My last couple visits pretty much go like. Walk in pay her the house fee and tip, lay down face up and she starts BBJ. When I have had enough I push (politely LOL) her head toward my ass and lift leg so she can start rimming. Afte ra bit of that I tell her to suck some more and then she covers me and hops on for a ride. After a while I turn her over for doggy while I stick my thumb in her butt. Shortly after I begin hitting the bootie in doggy. Sometimes I will lay her flat and bust like that, and others I will have her take the rubber off and have her suck me to a CIM finish (which she spits in sink).

[FromNowOn]

Went to you Spa in Lemon Grove this afternoon. Had a nice time with Angela. She is probably late 30's ish, but I am bad with age so who knows. She is a pretty girl with a nice thin figure. I paid 40 for 1 hr and got an awesome massage with lots of teasing. Half way through I flipped and she pointed at my package and I said "sure" and she got started without ever mentioning a tip. As she began I asked if she does BJ and she shook her head no. She continued with a wonderful 2 handed HJ. I shot a big load that went all over the table past my shoulder. She let me feel her tits and also pulled down her skirt so I could rub (but not finger) the kitty. She cleaned me up and continued the massage for another 20 minutes or so. She was very pleasant and her attention to detail in every way was appreciated. I would highly recommend her for those looking for HJ and a great massage. Would definitely repeat with her as she was just such a nice girl.

[MisterTwinkies]

I would like to apologize to anyone who's PM'd me in the last three months (no, not that kind of PM, get your mind out of the gutter, guy) and gotten no response. I had to lay low after an incident in Tijuana during my last visit. Let's just say that if you're at the Hong Kong club and a guy that looks like a cartel boss starts drinking with you don't take selfies with him cause you might end up on the CBP watchlist.

Anyways, does anybody know if Eva is still at Z's Massage? I haven't had a HE in a long ass time and I need to get my ass back in gear. I checked on Rubmaps but it's the new year and I still haven't paid for my subscription, probably will next week.

Thanks to all who wondered where my ass was at though, LOL.

[Msd426]

I went out this week hoping to draw Lulu in Lemon Grove. I guess she was busy, so I settled for Wendy. Wendy is in her 40's and not hot. Not even for some your guys' standards.

She hugged me and kissed my cheek as she left me to undress. At least we were heading in the right direction. She came back and asked how much pressure I wanted. I said medium. She thought that was funny for some reason. She actually gave a really good massage, maybe the best I've had from these type of joints. Typical ass play and tease.

On the flip, she asked for $80 HE. Yep, you read that right. $80. I actually laughed at her. We agreed on $60 for two pops. Once then and once after the face, chest and leg massage. Very standard HE. Jackhammer style.

Hugged me and sent me on my way. She also opened the door a few times to chat with others / greet customers and that shit annoys the piss out of me. Wouldn't repeat unless Lulu is available. $60/60 for the hour.

[Stinkass]

TOFTT at star.

Got Cici initially for one hour then a few minutes there was a swap.

I now had yo-yo.

Cici was solid in looks for the area. Yo-yo looked rough.

Solid massage and HE with titty out. She is on the heavier side so the tit was good size.

Overall it was ok. I might try Cici.

45/40 out the door.

[BlueSkyBlue]

Visited Z's on Mission Road in San Diego and I had the decided pleasure of meeting Anna.

She's been there for months but I haven't seen her before as I haven’t been there that often lately but she certainly is worth a visit.

In my opinion she is attractive and very friendly. Short, petite with a good figure. Massage was pretty thorough, friendly and comfortable Amazingly nice boobs (large C or D cup) and on the flip she released them quite freely for a thorough and detailed examination. Somehow in the process, her denim shorts managed to come down revealing a very full and natural Bush. Good massage and build up before the flip with a nice finish. Maybe not quite the same access most of you are used to with Eva but nevertheless an enjoyable provider. 40 to the house and $60 tip.

[PinkCookyCrshr]

Has anyone seen all the ads for BBFS in Chula and Oceanside? Don't want to drive to Chula for nothing. Also went to the spot on dagger always been one of faves. Was an okay massage but definitely spinner as usual.

[WesJ96]

Yea she's a classic provider, been around long time. Was my intro to the hobby 4 years ago when she gave me FS for nothing extra at her house. She has always lived in lamesa but switches up her incall, most recently it was downtown. So after I saw this I have also seen she has tried to reinvent herself as an escort with higher prices and new name. Maybe had a few bad clients too many, donno.

Am flying in next week, Is she still staying in downtown area, if so I'll boom hotel there instead of being airport. Thanks.

[BlueSkyBlue]

For me 40/40 is an hour of massage for $40 and an HJ tip of $40. This is the baseline that I have used for years. In other words a good basic rub and tug, not much if any, UTC roaming and usually not that young or good looking but $80 out the door. The places that I repeat, the massage and HJ are both decent to excellent. But usually an excellent provider will get a larger tip depending on the experience we have and access.

San Diego still has a pretty good selection of these places, many with table shower.

When you say 40/40, What are you referring to?

Not trying to argue, 1st off, just trying to get some clarity.
40/40 for a 1 hour massage or was there extras available for that price?
I wouldn't think extras for that price but for a somewhat decent massage, still even at 90 out the door that's not bad.
I just paid $160,1 for the house. 6 tip for a legit massage. Before anyone says anything, it was not in SD, and it was for 90 minute.

Massage was really good.

[DeadHeadChevy]

First time in 2019 I walked in here and was just told it's $50 an hour now.

That's a bit sad as it was a reliable 40 and 40 shop since it opened.

When you say 40/40, What are you referring to?

Not trying to argue, 1st off, just trying to get some clarity.

40/40 for a 1 hour massage or was there extras available for that price?

I wouldn't think extras for that price but for a somewhat decent massage, still even at 90 out the door that's not bad.

I just paid $160,1 for the house. 6 tip for a legit massage. Before anyone says anything, it was not in SD, and it was for 90 minute.

Massage was really good.

[BlueSkyBlue]

First time in 2019 I walked in here and was just told it's $50 an hour now.

That's a bit sad as it was a reliable 40 and 40 shop since it opened.

[Dragonfly08]

Anyone test driven this one?

https://sandiego.rubratings.com/137154