Massage Parlor Reports

[HoneyBoy]

I would like to apologize to anyone who's PM'd me in the last three months (no, not that kind of PM, get your mind out of the gutter, guy) and gotten no response. I had to lay low after an incident in Tijuana during my last visit. Let's just say that if you're at the Hong Kong club and a guy that looks like a cartel boss starts drinking with you don't take selfies with him cause you might end up on the CBP watchlist.

Anyways, does anybody know if Eva is still at Z's Massage? I haven't had a HE in a long ass time and I need to get my ass back in gear. I checked on Rubmaps but it's the new year and I still haven't paid for my subscription, probably will next week.

Thanks to all who wondered where my ass was at though, LOL.

What exactly is a cartel boss supposed to look like and why would you be drinking with him?

[HoneyBoy]

Went to you Spa in Lemon Grove this afternoon. Had a nice time with Angela. She is probably late 30's ish, but I am bad with age so who knows. She is a pretty girl with a nice thin figure. I paid 40 for 1 hr and got an awesome massage with lots of teasing. Half way through I flipped and she pointed at my package and I said "sure" and she got started without ever mentioning a tip. As she began I asked if she does BJ and she shook her head no. She continued with a wonderful 2 handed HJ. I shot a big load that went all over the table past my shoulder. She let me feel her tits and also pulled down her skirt so I could rub (but not finger) the kitty. She cleaned me up and continued the massage for another 20 minutes or so. She was very pleasant and her attention to detail in every way was appreciated. I would highly recommend her for those looking for HJ and a great massage. Would definitely repeat with her as she was just such a nice girl.

Seems a bit odd that she doesn't do BJ or FS since most of the other girls there do. Also isn't it $60 for hr at You Spa or did yoi get the early bird special?

[Dctex99]

Get ph on bed page. Com, make appt.

[Chaos23]

I would like to apologize to anyone who's PM'd me in the last three months (no, not that kind of PM, get your mind out of the gutter, guy) and gotten no response. I had to lay low after an incident in Tijuana during my last visit. Let's just say that if you're at the Hong Kong club and a guy that looks like a cartel boss starts drinking with you don't take selfies with him cause you might end up on the CBP watchlist.

Anyways, does anybody know if Eva is still at Z's Massage? I haven't had a HE in a long ass time and I need to get my ass back in gear. I checked on Rubmaps but it's the new year and I still haven't paid for my subscription, probably will next week.

Thanks to all who wondered where my ass was at though, LOL.

Yeah Eva is still there as of last week.

[Tijuaniko]

Just wanted to share an experience at Arcadia in Bonita. I decided to check it out early one morning last week. I must have been the first customer that morning. I called ahead to see who was working and all I was told was, "you'll get young lady". Based on the reviews, I figured I'd still try it out. When I arrived, the place was freezing cold and a petite lady who appeared to be in her early 30's or late 20's was at the counter and wrapped in a gigantic jacket. She greeted me and ran to turn on the central heating. She appeared to be the only person in the building at that time and the building was very quiet. Then, she led me to a room that was also freezing and instructed me to strip and lay on the table. When she came back, she'd removed her snow boarding jacket and was wearing a light blouse and leggings. She looked moderately attractive and said her name was Veevee. She began a half decent massage which never quite got past the point of therapeutic. She occasionally seemed to hint at more when she reached my butt and thighs but I was still recovering from the coldness in the building and was never quite motivated to roam. No action on the flip either. She seems to not be interested in offering extras. As I was leaving, I noticed that there must have been 5 other providers that had already arrived. A couple seemed to be very attractive and fit certain descriptions in other reviews.

[BlueSkyBlue]

Argh. Vivian was good from there. Sad day indeed.

Yeah I was kind a hoping to see Vivian today.

Does anybody have her contact information? Or where she went to. It would be nice to hook up with her if she moves to a new location nearby

[Dog Rice]

Argh. Vivian was good from there. Sad day indeed.

The one on valley parkway, just drove there.

I think the one on 9th avenues been closed for a while.

[BlueSkyBlue]

The one on valley parkway, just drove there.

I think the one on 9th avenues been closed for a while.

Is it the one at E Valley Pkwy or W 9th Ave?

[Dog Rice]

Is it the one at E Valley Pkwy or W 9th Ave?

There's a sign out front thanking you for the patronage.

The business is closed.

The lights are out.

This cold rainy day just got a little sadder 😢.

[Tijuaniko]

That was a great review. Do you have a phone number for CEO? I looked them up and couldn't come across one.

I have gone to LaLa at CEO for the last few months and wanted to share my experiences. First she is a little on the older side but has a decent body with fake tits. She is very mechanical for the most part but does not really have "no" in her vocabulary it seems. The major negatives with her is she wants you to pay up front, and is very businesslike, and that can throw off the flow as your transitioning to the deed. The things I enjoy about her are that she does BBJ, rimming (if you ask), and lets me have anal in several positions. She does not rush you once the action begins and she has her money haha. She is cool with you showering before or after if you request. I give her $140 (which is high for her looks) but she is a dirty girl that lets me do whatever I want to her. Some others have reviewed her and gave her bad reviews, which I understand. The trick with her is to communicate what you want rather than letting her take the lead, because as I mentioned it will be mechanical and uninspired. My last couple visits pretty much go like. Walk in pay her the house fee and tip, lay down face up and she starts BBJ. When I have had enough I push (politely LOL) her head toward my ass and lift leg so she can start rimming. Afte ra bit of that I tell her to suck some more and then she covers me and hops on for a ride. After a while I turn her over for doggy while I stick my thumb in her butt. Shortly after I begin hitting the bootie in doggy. Sometimes I will lay her flat and bust like that, and others I will have her take the rubber off and have her suck me to a CIM finish (which she spits in sink).

[BlueSkyBlue]

There's a sign out front thanking you for the patronage.

The business is closed.

The lights are out.

This cold rainy day just got a little sadder 😢.

[FromNowOn]

I have gone to LaLa at CEO for the last few months and wanted to share my experiences. First she is a little on the older side but has a decent body with fake tits. She is very mechanical for the most part but does not really have "no" in her vocabulary it seems. The major negatives with her is she wants you to pay up front, and is very businesslike, and that can throw off the flow as your transitioning to the deed. The things I enjoy about her are that she does BBJ, rimming (if you ask), and lets me have anal in several positions. She does not rush you once the action begins and she has her money haha. She is cool with you showering before or after if you request. I give her $140 (which is high for her looks) but she is a dirty girl that lets me do whatever I want to her. Some others have reviewed her and gave her bad reviews, which I understand. The trick with her is to communicate what you want rather than letting her take the lead, because as I mentioned it will be mechanical and uninspired. My last couple visits pretty much go like. Walk in pay her the house fee and tip, lay down face up and she starts BBJ. When I have had enough I push (politely LOL) her head toward my ass and lift leg so she can start rimming. Afte ra bit of that I tell her to suck some more and then she covers me and hops on for a ride. After a while I turn her over for doggy while I stick my thumb in her butt. Shortly after I begin hitting the bootie in doggy. Sometimes I will lay her flat and bust like that, and others I will have her take the rubber off and have her suck me to a CIM finish (which she spits in sink).

[FromNowOn]

Went to you Spa in Lemon Grove this afternoon. Had a nice time with Angela. She is probably late 30's ish, but I am bad with age so who knows. She is a pretty girl with a nice thin figure. I paid 40 for 1 hr and got an awesome massage with lots of teasing. Half way through I flipped and she pointed at my package and I said "sure" and she got started without ever mentioning a tip. As she began I asked if she does BJ and she shook her head no. She continued with a wonderful 2 handed HJ. I shot a big load that went all over the table past my shoulder. She let me feel her tits and also pulled down her skirt so I could rub (but not finger) the kitty. She cleaned me up and continued the massage for another 20 minutes or so. She was very pleasant and her attention to detail in every way was appreciated. I would highly recommend her for those looking for HJ and a great massage. Would definitely repeat with her as she was just such a nice girl.

[MisterTwinkies]

I would like to apologize to anyone who's PM'd me in the last three months (no, not that kind of PM, get your mind out of the gutter, guy) and gotten no response. I had to lay low after an incident in Tijuana during my last visit. Let's just say that if you're at the Hong Kong club and a guy that looks like a cartel boss starts drinking with you don't take selfies with him cause you might end up on the CBP watchlist.

Anyways, does anybody know if Eva is still at Z's Massage? I haven't had a HE in a long ass time and I need to get my ass back in gear. I checked on Rubmaps but it's the new year and I still haven't paid for my subscription, probably will next week.

Thanks to all who wondered where my ass was at though, LOL.

[Msd426]

I went out this week hoping to draw Lulu in Lemon Grove. I guess she was busy, so I settled for Wendy. Wendy is in her 40's and not hot. Not even for some your guys' standards.

She hugged me and kissed my cheek as she left me to undress. At least we were heading in the right direction. She came back and asked how much pressure I wanted. I said medium. She thought that was funny for some reason. She actually gave a really good massage, maybe the best I've had from these type of joints. Typical ass play and tease.

On the flip, she asked for $80 HE. Yep, you read that right. $80. I actually laughed at her. We agreed on $60 for two pops. Once then and once after the face, chest and leg massage. Very standard HE. Jackhammer style.

Hugged me and sent me on my way. She also opened the door a few times to chat with others / greet customers and that shit annoys the piss out of me. Wouldn't repeat unless Lulu is available. $60/60 for the hour.