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**Lighttouch1** · 01-14-19 07:13

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**FireStix** · 01-14-19 06:10

Originally Posted by Justcause22 [View Original Post]

In the Orlando area for a few days. Been reading reviews and I'm seeing some great stuff. Would anyone local PM me the best place for massage and extras? GG sounds great from the reviews but I know that can't be the actual name.

Thanks for any help.

This is copied from our Senior members (credit goes to them).

http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...light=bookmark#post4058241.

In the Orlando area, what we sometimes call the Big 4 are as follows.

Golden Gate (aka GG), on and. Semoran, less than a half mile south of E. Colonial, or, less than a mile away is:

Blue Ocean (aka BO), on E. Colonial about a half mile west of and. Semoran (do not park in front of the 'Gecko' Insurance building next door! While further south is:

Kissimmee Massage Spa (aka KMS) on John Young Pkwy (aka "JYP" just south of SR192 This place is often, and erroneously, referred to as WB for it's former name, Well Body Spa.

The one place with a bit more of a YMMV factor, but still reportedly leaps and bounds better than any other place in the Orlando area, is:

You-Massage, on the north side of Vineland Rd, just west of Kirkman. Parking is good in an open lot of a small strip-shopping-center. While it's working, you can try this website: https://u-massage-and-spa.business.site/.

Pricing is reportedly consistent at 80+160 per hour FS, however, BO and KMS are now doing 45 minute sessions (no drop off in service, just speeding up the production line) for 60+140. I wouldn't be surprised to see GG following suit, as there seems to be intense competition among these places, which would seem to be at least part of what's leading each one to try to "out do" the other with ever more incredible wildness of services!

Since board RULES prohibit posting of street addresses or phone numbers, AND since BackPage advertising links are no longer available, new readers will need to use the "general" location description information given above for GG, BO, and KMS, and try some pertinent Google searches. Phone numbers and addresses can easily be devined in this manner. Searches conducted through rubmaps often produce helpful information as well.

Good luck all you out of-towners (and yes, we know we're very lucky to have these places in Orlando while you have comparatively "crap" AMP's in your city. Some exceptions apply).

**Justcause22** · 01-13-19 23:57

In the Orlando area for a few days. Been reading reviews and I'm seeing some great stuff. Would anyone local PM me the best place for massage and extras? GG sounds great from the reviews but I know that can't be the actual name.

Thanks for any help.

**LazyBones** · 01-13-19 21:49

Originally Posted by MrBill469 [View Original Post]

You assume correctly, generally speaking. I'm going to estimate that 95% of the time, the attendants at BO-GG-KMS (WB) will knock your socks off, at least in comparison to your home territory.

If you've been to Crystal in Tampa and seen Joann, I doubt you will find ANY attendant in Orlando's most popular AMP's can match that level of pure beauty. No offense to the highly satisfied monger community in Orlando, but the same would be said for Ivy at Spa36-Tampa / Palace Spa-Palm Harbor, or Momo at Han River-Tampa. Few match the drop-dead-gorgeousness of those girls. Many of the gorgeous beauties at the "high end" (aka "higher cost") AMPs in Tampa are probably on par with those three, but I have yet to find any of the girls in Orlando that come quite up to that level. I would compare those Tampa beauties (Joann-Ivy-Momo) to "Miss Korea 2012-13", seen here:

https://www.reddit.com/r/gentlemanbo...3_1066_x_1600/

Don't get me wrong, the best looking girls at BO, GG, KMS-WB, and even U-Massage, are really very beautiful, but it's the direct comparison that has me putting them in "second place. " Said another way, I would put JoAnn-Ivy-Momo-others in Tampa at a 9.95 in looks on the 10 point scale, while the very BEST looking girls in Orando would compare (on MY scale) at a 9.8. Still very high (beautiful), and certainly FAR above many / most AMP attendants at most any other place, but still a very small 0.15 points below the best looking in Tampa. That's just my 2, for what that's worth!

All that said, pure beauty is so subjective that it would be difficult and almost arbitrary to say one Orlando place is THE best over the others. Personally, I like some of the girls at GG and some of the girls at BO, and a couple of the girls at KMS-WB (only because I've only been there 3 times, and did Yuki twice), while I also find some of the girls at each place to be "not my personal cup of tea".

Performance and service levels are an entirely different discussion topic. ALL those places in Tampa are, for the most part, all-covered-all-the-time and (comparitively speaking) more "tame" than the utterly wild and unimaginably nymphomaniacal performance and service levels at ANY of the most popular places in Orlando. And, at least for me, the service level and wildness is more important (and satisfying) than 0.15 more beauty points in a more reserved (and totally covered) attendant.

Perfect reply for what I was looking for MrBill. Trouble is that in SE FL where I reside the places I stop at they look like washer women and smell like Kimchee not to mention the mugshots are SCARY! But your report is very encouraging. The numbers you share gives some perspective. Thanks.

**PolkPost** · 01-13-19 21:35

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**Horsetrader** · 01-13-19 17:52

Originally Posted by Chubbing [View Original Post]

I have have made maybe half a dozen visits to BO and GG over the last two years. I work nights and all my visits have at the opening bell. My thoughts being they will be less busy. So far, it has worked for me. Please share your thoughts.

It's really hit or miss, but my best experiences have been in the early afternoon, say 12:30 to 3:00. Haven't felt rushed and there have usually been multiple encounters during the table shower and nice departing meetings with other employees (especially at GG).

I live out of state, but pass through the area many times. These comments are based on about 15 total visits to GG, BO, and Kissimmee.

Back in the days of CB and BB I did many of evening visits, maybe 7:00 to 9:00. I seemed to find too many customers at CB but good availability at BB. I'm sure that was just luck of the day.

When thinking about the industry in all parts of USA, I've felt most rushed late afternoon (4:00 - 6:30) and shortly before closing time.

Several years ago I asked a Prince Georges County (Maryland) AMP girl when least busy times would be. She said Monday evening during football season is always slow.

**Chubbing** · 01-13-19 16:30

I have have made maybe half a dozen visits to BO and GG over the last two years. I work nights and all my visits have at the opening bell. My thoughts being they will be less busy. So far, it has worked for me. Please share your thoughts.

**Leon065** · 01-13-19 16:11

You might. In a lifetime. Find someone who will meet you, but most ads have email addresses. Links to somebody in a foreign country, cube farm, who contacts you and asks you to enter a credit card. Guess you know where this is going. I"d never put my credit card info in an email to a stranger, unless you have a LOT of money to give away. Enough said.

Originally Posted by Barolo [View Original Post]

Is this site for real? Has anyone tired it?

**NeedSweets** · 01-13-19 15:37

Originally Posted by Barolo [View Original Post]

Is this site for real? Has anyone tired it?

Looks like a bunch of fakes mixed in with a handful of regular real providers who post around.

**Barolo** · 01-13-19 15:22

Is this site for real? Has anyone tired it?

**RaojFun69** · 01-13-19 12:53

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This wasn't a review, it was an ad. Every time you guys do this we figure it out. Do a better job retaining customers and you won't have to do this.

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**TheOldPilot** · 01-13-19 10:20

I am coming down for vacation on Jan 25 and will be staying at Orange Lake Holiday Resort. Looking for a good place to get a HE close to there. Please PM me and if you ever come to Cincinnati I will help you out. Thanks TOP.

**FireStix** · 01-13-19 05:37

Originally Posted by MrBill469 [View Original Post]

Should be all you need to know here:

http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...rk#post4058241

Not only about Golden Gate and Blue Ocean, but also Kissimmee Massage Spa (sometimes erroneously called "WB" for the old name of Well Body Spa), and even U-Massage.

By the way, gentle readers, notice that everytime I post this I use the word "Bookmark, which provides a SEARCHABLE term to find the (repeated) pointers to that original post.

Thanks MrBill, Normally How many pops allowed for half hour and hour?

**MrBill469** · 01-13-19 00:19

Originally Posted by Srallen98 [View Original Post]

... went to BO since I had a hard time figuring out where GG was. ... If someone can PM me the real name for GG, I'd be indebted.

Should be all you need to know here:

http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...rk#post4058241

Not only about Golden Gate and Blue Ocean, but also Kissimmee Massage Spa (sometimes erroneously called "WB" for the old name of Well Body Spa), and even U-Massage.

By the way, gentle readers, notice that everytime I post this I use the word "Bookmark, which provides a SEARCHABLE term to find the (repeated) pointers to that original post.

**Leon065** · 01-13-19 00:15

GG & BO translated to the title Blue Ocean and Golden Gate. Have been to GG, but not BO. Maybe one day.

Originally Posted by Srallen98 [View Original Post]

Was in Orlando for the weekend and after RTFF, went to BO since I had a hard time figuring out where GG was. I was honest at the door that it was my first time. Paid my $$ at the door for 45 min. The door girl was good to me and I drew Yumi. She was as beautiful as described and while I prefer natural, She went and showered up while I undressed. Went to the TS and was nicely cleaned and with proper attention to the correct parts of the the anatomy. On to a quick but talented NURU both front and back. The DFK was a nice touch and she started to show her PSE skills as well. After rinsing us both off, she went to the BBBJ for bit. Back to the room and we got right to it. I could have gotten a massage but I wanted to spend the whole 45 minutes other ways. BBBJ, DATY, and 69, we went to CG. I like not doing the work.

After it was over and she cleaned me up, she did the AMP dress the client thing. I love how submissive it is and she stayed naked through the whole thing. She handed me off to the door girl in the hallway. As she was leading me out, she asked how Yumi was and I told her she was fantastic. Door girl told me to come back and try a different girl tomorrow. As she as offering this, another provider was coming out of a room naked. Door girl called her over and had me feel her up (natural Ds) and then had her turn around so I could feel her ass and reach up between her legs. Good marketing opportunity! (sorry, I didn't get her name).

Thanks for all the intel here. Ig someone can PM me the real name for GG, I'd be indebted.