Escort Reports

[Chad Adler]

Brooke Billions is not seeing anyone new unless you have a password.

Not worth the hassle, not sure where she gets her profile pics, but not her when you finally do get to meet her. She is short, chubby, has big ol' melons with big dark bruises on them when I met her, notel smelled bad of cigarrettes, and when I asked to daty, she says can I smoke when you do, I really enjoy that, ugh, no I said. I give her a for effort, but, like I said, you will not meet girl in pics in ad, I will not repeat.

The pictures in her Ad are definitely her. Not sure if they are recent or not though.

I'm not a fan of Brooke anymore, she stood me up last week after texting back and forth went to her hotel and then got crickets. Today I texted her and she sent me to the westside we agreed on a time I got there early did some recon for down the street see 6 people go in and out and see Brooke get dropped off by her pimp started message her and again got crickets. At least I got some good bbq from down the street.

Needing a password is a joke. She isn't worth it. Not dependable, makes you wait, then shorts the time. After that, keeps texting and wanting to know when you'll be back (never). Goes to show you that personality is more important than looks. She had big bruises on chest months ago also.

Couldn't agree with you guys more. When I visit her before all the hype I found her to be pretty much a turn off. The pictures were obviously when she was 20 pounds lighter. The hotel stinks and not a clean towel in the place for her to even get cleaned up between guys. I just laugh when the seniors make a big deal out of someone That pretty much says stay away.

I was hoping to sample Brooke, but all you guys are giving me the vibe that I shouldn't waste my time with her, as I'm likely to get the runaround with her. Guess on the the next one! Be safe out there!

It took me almost a month to see her and had 2 or 3 times I set an appointment and get nothing when I try to verify. Finally got to see her, she is super nice and attractive that's for sure. Texted her a handful of times after the first visit and started to get the same runaround so I gave up and moved on.

First of all, you don't need a password to see any girl who's advertising services on the internet. Just watch STG and try to respond shortly after the person you want to see posts an ad. That's usually when they're looking for drug money. If you're even an hour late, they may already be high, passed out, or on their way to pick up drugs. Also, just negotiate price, get the address, and give her an ETA. Don't ask for extra pictures, discuss specific services, or attempt to plan a future date. They will always choose a guy who is already on his way over someone who wants to have a long conversation.

I didn't think I had any interest in meeting Brooke until the recent negative reviews. Her pictures make her look like an aged stripper with implants. When people started mentioning flaws, I realized she may be more my type and in my price range than I had assumed. I texted her this morning immediately after her ad went up, and when I got the "qv 60 hh 100" response, I was on my way to the west side.

There's an old fat guy living with Brooke. He was sitting on his bed with his door open when I came in and standing in the kitchen when I left. He didn't say anything to me or make eye contact. If you're not comfortable with that or you don't want your clothes to smell like smoke when you leave, you may want to avoid going there. I'm personally more physically attracted to the plumper, shorter, chipped tooth version of Brooke than the thinner, more done up version in the photos, but this is highly subjective.

My biggest problem with her was the fake pleasure she was getting from everything I was doing to her. I've realized that the most highly reviewed girls on this site are the ones who have constant fake orgasms and pretend that you're the most amazing thing they've ever felt. If you're into all that pretend bullshit, you'll probably love Brooke, but I kind of just wanted her to lay back and stop talking about how good I was. Nobody's ever gone down on you like this before? I made you meow? Come on. Other than that, I enjoyed our time together.

By the way, she had a band-aid on her boob. I wonder if she injects drugs there. I've heard some people do meth that way.

http://grand-rapids.skipthegames.com...r/619696054923

[TeeMich]

I posted in the Lansing / Central MI area too, but not sure they post as much as GR. Looking for someone with an incall near Soaring Eagle early next month. Feel free to PM.

Thanks.

[Harley1516]

I was hoping to sample Brooke, but all you guys are giving me the vibe that I shouldn't waste my time with her, as I'm likely to get the runaround with her. Guess on the the next one! Be safe out there!

It took me almost a month to see her and had 2 or 3 times I set an appointment and get nothing when I try to verify. Finally got to see her, she is super nice and attractive that's for sure. Texted her a handful of times after the first visit and started to get the same runaround so I gave up and moved on.

[AssMann45]

Couldn't agree with you guys more. When I visit her before all the hype I found her to be pretty much a turn off. The pictures were obviously when she was 20 pounds lighter. The hotel stinks and not a clean towel in the place for her to even get cleaned up between guys. I just laugh when the seniors make a big deal out of someone That pretty much says stay away.

I was hoping to sample Brooke, but all you guys are giving me the vibe that I shouldn't waste my time with her, as I'm likely to get the runaround with her. Guess on the the next one! Be safe out there!

[LongAwaited493]

Needing a password is a joke. She isn't worth it. Not dependable, makes you wait, then shorts the time. After that, keeps texting and wanting to know when you'll be back (never). Goes to show you that personality is more important than looks. She had big bruises on chest months ago also.

Couldn't agree with you guys more. When I visit her before all the hype I found her to be pretty much a turn off. The pictures were obviously when she was 20 pounds lighter. The hotel stinks and not a clean towel in the place for her to even get cleaned up between guys. I just laugh when the seniors make a big deal out of someone That pretty much says stay away.

[Faust22]

Not worth the hassle, not sure where she gets her profile pics, but not her when you finally do get to meet her. She is short, chubby, has big ol' melons with big dark bruises on them when I met her, notel smelled bad of cigarrettes, and when I asked to daty, she says can I smoke when you do, I really enjoy that, ugh, no I said. I give her a for effort, but, like I said, you will not meet girl in pics in ad, I will not repeat.

Needing a password is a joke. She isn't worth it. Not dependable, makes you wait, then shorts the time. After that, keeps texting and wanting to know when you'll be back (never). Goes to show you that personality is more important than looks. She had big bruises on chest months ago also.

[Wolverines]

Excellent. I am going to push this with her pics and her Ad so that we can find it in the future. I noticed the guy who posted that review called her Jordan so I included that name in the title. She should probably go with Jordan since Toy is only 3 letters and as many of us know 3 letter names are not searchable on this site.

This is the review of Toy in Holland before she called herself that name.

Well this is my first review so I toftt last week in holland.

http://holland.skipthegames.com/fema...o/241398469162

I hope I copied that right. She is very nice and very cute. Clean appartment very cautious. Little tities a very small frame great attitude very nice ass like I like small ones. BBBJ and she knows what she is doing there fore sure but couldn't wait to get that doggy style I think that was the fastest nut I have ever had. Will be going back for sure.

She is not cheap for good reason. It's like a fine hunting rifle they cost money. If you like the sport you just pay!!

[AssMann45]

She is a real nice person, negative reviews do not change that. But she just may not be cut out for this type of thing, I mean how many girls are really. Look at Perfect10 and the hits she is taking lately, and all deserved mind you. Same thing, real sweet girl and great provider when she is 100% herself. As mongers we see this hobby from a totally different perspective than the providers. It is a tough industry and I can only imagine the emotional roller coaster many of them deal with.

Well said, Wolverine.

[Wolverines]

She is a real nice person, negative reviews do not change that. But she just may not be cut out for this type of thing, I mean how many girls are really. Look at Perfect10 and the hits she is taking lately, and all deserved mind you. Same thing, real sweet girl and great provider when she is 100% herself. As mongers we see this hobby from a totally different perspective than the providers. It is a tough industry and I can only imagine the emotional roller coaster many of them deal with.

She always looks good to me, even on a bad day because I see her as a person not just a provider.

Every Provider has a bad day, If they don't have a car (most don't) or drive their day can get worse by the minute. They need rides wherever they go, Sometimes the driver of the car could be viewed as a pimp. I've given rides to providers before and I know other mongers that have done the same and we are not the girls pimp. Although we could be viewed as such by some.

She might be having a bad day, offer to give her a ride to the store, take her to lunch, find out they're real people who might also need a ride to the laundry mat too. That's how they smell fresh for you.

[Benz1]

Having been blow off twice after confirming appointments and the last meeting being a bloddy mess, it's very frustrating and for me she doesn't match the hype.

I would agree if that happened to me.

[MaxCady]

Sorry to hear about all that, she called me once and texted me twice today. She probably needed a ride, lunch or a hug.

I was busy all day and my hobby phone turned off. Hopefully she'll call again.

Having been blow off twice after confirming appointments and the last meeting being a bloddy mess, it's very frustrating and for me she doesn't match the hype.

[Benz1]

I've given up on her. Passwords and time of day don't seem to matter. One time she said she was available and then I asked for her location and she text back that she was going to sleep. While I wish I could enjoy her tenacity and that sweet looking starfish I can't deal with unreliable providers. Everyone says she is worth the price of admission but not having a car isn't a reason not to reply to someone or stop replying. I'll spend my time and money on reliable providers. To those of you who get to see her, enjoy!

Sorry to hear about all that, she called me once and texted me twice today. She probably needed a ride, lunch or a hug.

I was busy all day and my hobby phone turned off. Hopefully she'll call again.

[JMaul]

She always looks good to me, even on a bad day because I see her as a person not just a provider.

Every Provider has a bad day, If they don't have a car or drive their day can get worse by the minute. They need rides wherever they go, Sometimes the driver of the car could be viewed as a pimp. I've given rides to providers before and I know other mongers that have done the same and we are not the girls pimp. Although we could be viewed as such by some.

She might be having a bad day, offer to give her a ride to the store, take her to lunch, find out they're real people who might also need a ride to the laundry mat too. That's how they smell fresh for you.

I've given up on her. Passwords and time of day don't seem to matter. One time she said she was available and then I asked for her location and she text back that she was going to sleep. While I wish I could enjoy her tenacity and that sweet looking starfish I can't deal with unreliable providers. Everyone says she is worth the price of admission but not having a car isn't a reason not to reply to someone or stop replying. I'll spend my time and money on reliable providers. To those of you who get to see her, enjoy!

[Benz1]

Damn, that's a good looking pussy and starfish right there!

She always looks good to me, even on a bad day because I see her as a person not just a provider.

Every Provider has a bad day, If they don't have a car (most don't) or drive their day can get worse by the minute. They need rides wherever they go, Sometimes the driver of the car could be viewed as a pimp. I've given rides to providers before and I know other mongers that have done the same and we are not the girls pimp. Although we could be viewed as such by some.

She might be having a bad day, offer to give her a ride to the store, take her to lunch, find out they're real people who might also need a ride to the laundry mat too. That's how they smell fresh for you.

[LowKeyg]

I've met her before. She lives with her dad. She's been in that business for a long time. I've met her through a old client. I never seen that client again.

Becca (Ciera) gave me the heads up on that crack ***** Muskegon Megan a while back and looks like she said as much here too. Go figure I had her number blocked from a long time ago. Aint no dummy. TY for looking out Becca!