Massage Parlor Reports

[RI CheeseHead]

It's not you it's where you are going. If you go to Eve or Pine Tree you shouldn't have that problem. Better yet, go to Han River in Tampa.

Any similar places in better neighborhoods?

[MeetTheDom]

I've tried 3 AMPs. All three times I walked in and the lady at the window (older, unattractive) was the one to perform the TS and Massage. Yet I see all these posts here where guys are getting hot, attractive providers.

What am I doing wrong? Is there a polite way to ask if there is a 'younger or other' provider who will do the massage?

I want to try again, but don't want to be disappointed!

Thanks!

It's not you it's where you are going. If you go to Eve or Pine Tree you shouldn't have that problem. Better yet, go to Han River in Tampa.

[RedneckStud]

Posted in FL by accident. (Edited)

[Call234]

By no means am I new to the AMP scene but I was wondering in the recent write-ups here, when you guys request the full service, are these ladies allowing BBFS or is it just a lack of detail in the reports?

When you have a chance, please clean out your inbox a little bit. I was not able to send you a response to your pm. Thanks.

[PoaDream]

I've tried 3 AMPs. All three times I walked in and the lady at the window (older, unattractive) was the one to perform the TS and Massage. Yet I see all these posts here where guys are getting hot, attractive providers.

What am I doing wrong? Is there a polite way to ask if there is a 'younger or other' provider who will do the massage?

I want to try again, but don't want to be disappointed!

Thanks!

[Mahiman44]

Has anyone been to Smile Spa lately? I used to go there on a regular basis, but it fell out of my rotation.

I quit going older ladies and not very good.

I miss the days of Pepsi, Lucky & Sunny.

[TlJohnny]

Well, Here goes another review. I went to Oasis Massage over on Gandy Blvd. It's was a little out of my way but worth the drive. I went in and was met by the lovely Miss Coco (somehow I just know that's not her real name) but she does have some nice sweet coconuts. They were nice and firm and oh so delicious. Anyway lets not get ahead of our selves. Coco was wearing a nice tight little pink mini with long brown hair. So wanted $70.00 for a 1 hour massage that included a table shower.

She helped me undress and get comfy on her table shower and blasted me with nice warm water. She lathered me up with a lot of suds and really put some muscle into cleaning me. She rinsed me and dried me off. She lead me back to the massage bed and proceeded to start my massage. I told her I like deep tissue. She has some strong amazing hands and really worked out a few knots I had. Her massage was tops in my book. She really impressed me with that. She was rubbing in my ass pretty throughly and slipped in the crack a few times while caressing the balls and getting them all oiled up. Once she had my balls all oiled up she rubbed them for a while making she I was nice and hard.

Coco told me she could help me anyway I would need help and I told her I needed a lot of help. I helped her slip those nice big coconuts out so I could try and crack them. I sucked on them hoping to get some coconut juice out. They were defiantly some nice juicy things. I slid my finger between her thighs and rubbed her little bunny making him nice and moist. She returned the favor by rubbing my hard dick for a while then she bent down and started sucking nice and hard. Somehow we ended up enjoying 69 together and she was really getting giving it to me good. I love the slurping sounds she was making while deep throating me. I shot my load before I got a chance to bend her over and stick her. She had a nice big mess all over her face and neck. I was disappointed I didn't get to shot it inside her. It was available but I just lost control and didn't make it. I will be back in a day or so the conquer what I missed. I gave her a Benjamin and a load. She gave me a memory.

Buckaroobob, thanks for sharing the info. I went over yesterday hoping to see Coco and they were closed. I went back today and she asked if I could wait 20 minutes as she was finishing up another massage. After seeing her and the nice little pink dress she was wearing I happily said ok. I was a little hesitant at first hoping 20 minutes meant 20 minutes. Sure enough she came in the room about 20 minutes so I was happy. Coco is pretty much as described as BuckaRoobob described. She is sexy and dressed for business.

All in all my experience was very much the same. My massage was really beyond what I could have imagined. Really hard and deep tissue. I wonder how she has so much strength and how she can deliver that good of a massage all day long. I know I couldn't do it. Anyway my body is feeling much better.

We went thru all the motions. Agreeing on $140.00 for everything. I enjoyed a good long BJ and 69. I wasn't going to finish in a BJ though. I needed to try everything. She got on all 4 and let me go doggie style. She really has a nice sweet tight puss. I had several positions we tried before I was finished.

I found this place from another poster. I really hope to return the favor someday. Hopefully someone else can have the same great experience I had.

Once again thanks.

[Call234]

Has anyone been to Smile Spa lately? I used to go there on a regular basis, but it fell out of my rotation.

[Call234]

I would say on most of the reports, majority of people a lot of times just leave detail of the putting the cover part on out as basically 95% of the time (or more) it's probably assumed at an AMP. It's rare at the AMPs for BBFS happening. Even at the big 3 or 4 in Orlando where the girls are hot nympho all over you / anything goes, multiple girls, etc. Once it gets to the penetration portion a cover always goes on. Not saying it doesn't happen (& you can find searching a few discussing it happening) but it's a rare occurrence.

I agree, 95%+ at the top tier places. That being said, it does happen at the second and third tier places from time to time.

[Member #6864]

Visited the leather and lace studios in largo tonight the palms and took the plunge and saw Charlie. Had a very memorable time with Charlie very young petite girl who is very accommodating and attentive to what all guys like. Excellent CBJ. Said hello the twins and rode out rear cow girl finished hard Mish filling the bag! Overall a good time and money well spent. Highly recommend.

[Member #6280]

I went to check out the line up at Sunlight and met Jenny. She was a knockout in a nice little dress that said she was ready for a full menu. She was on the shorter side but not short. Nice and petite with decent ta ta's.

Her massage was pretty good but could have been a little stronger. She really did put in a good effort. When she was massaging my mid section she really rubbed all over the area letting me know she's down for anything. I decided to return the favor and rubbed her mid section also. I was met with NO resistance. She started off with a really good BBBJ and ball licking. She spent a far amount of time taking care of me. I had her naked at that point and set her up on top of me for 69. She did a good job and almost made me cum a few times but stopped so I wouldn't. I was ready to pound her little kitty and laid her face down on the table and pulled her legs around my waist while I plugged her good and hard. I took my time and enjoyed myself for a while before it was time to shot a load. Once finished she got a hot towel and wiped me down and cleaned me up and sent me on my way.

Left $140.00 for her and she had a smile. I would repeat with her anytime.

I just got home from seeing this same Jenny and while I agree she is hot and had a short skirt on. Honestly that's where the similarities end. I mean the massage was, well a waste of time. To begin with, I paid 60 and that is supposed to include the TS. It did not. No biggie. I wasn't going to be a dick and push the issue. But 10 bucks is 10 bucks and I certainly did NOT get 15 extra minutes taking it to 45 min vs 10 less for 30 min.

Not that this would've saved the experience. I mainly went because this was my first time with a girl wearing such an easy access short skirt. Part of the fantasy for me was getting to stroke her silky smooth legs and play under her skirt. But she kept stopping me (playfully, but still) saying I was tickling her. So no go there. Then, and I am being literal here. She was wearing what can only be described as adult diapers under the skirt. Turns out she was "on her period". So no FS even if I was stupid enough to spend that much on it with her. I did spend 100 for a very lame CBJ though. I swear this girl wanted me out the door fast or something. Rushed the "massage" and I use that term loosely. Then she gave the lamest, rushed CBJ (which I have actually had really good CBJ's in my life. The difference is, those girls gave a fuck about my experience and Jenny did not). I did pop in the cover but I made her work for it. She kept reverting to HJ to get a break, no biggie, she did go back to work. I tried telling her to slow down and go deeper. Long, deep slow strokes. Nope. "I can't it's too thick". Thanks for the compliment, but you are supposed to be a professional. If I wanted lame head I could've stayed home and probably jerked myself off to a better experience.

Now I am not mad at anyone on here or blaming you all. I mean you DO disclaimer YMMV and I respect that. It is a choice to take the chance any way. She just had SO many good reviews that I didn't even blink at 100 for the lame CBJ. It was actually 95 cause I goofed and didn't have enough cash in my wallet even after using the atm. I WOULD HAVE had I done the 50 dollar massage but I digress about the no TS thing. So 145 total. I mean 25 bucks less at Cozy and all I got was a HJ and got to feel up IMHO an equally hot girl who had tight short shorts on and let me feel her up and play with her vaj over her shorts while she stroked me. AND I got the TS without having to ask. IMHO that experience that I also reviewed on here was better than Jenny.

Also I have a regular massage girl who happens to be Chinese who delivers a 90 min swedish / soft touch teasing relaxation massage with a DIY while she tickles my balls ending with the SOFTEST finger tip touch that with my own stroking myself expertise applied literally makes me EXPLODE and is ten times more erotic from start to finish than this disaster was and I get an amazing massage and over an hour of straight up teasing and soft touch finger tip stroking of my body, barely making contact with my balls mind you (if she even does, she DOES know how to tease me though and that is more erotic than anything Jenny did from the word Hello). I pay 90 for the massage plus a 30 dollar tip for that and honestly? It blows away ANY of the other AMP experiences I have had recently. She wasn't available today. The little head won out and we both lost. LOL.

Lesson learned. Should you see Jenny? Probably. I may have had dumb luck this visit. If she "wasn't on her period" I probably would've sprung for FS and pounded that little Asian pussy into submission. Oh well. I have other options. Just know that EVEN WHEN you see a girl with tons of good reviews, you STILL CAN have a bad experience. YMMV is real and it truly IS a * when it bites you. Oh well. I can weather this one financially. It's no biggie. This is a good learning moment for all of you reading on here. This site is amazing. I REALLY appreciate everything you all do. It HAS benefitted me big time. Nothing is fool proof. You live, you learn, you move on.

No, I don't think the 5 dollar deficit caused the lame CBJ issue. And frankly even if I had negotiated down to say 60 for it, it STILL would have been over-priced. I have head ache relief only girls that charge 40-60, are Not fugly, might not be quite as hot as Jenny, but damn, the deficit in looks isn't THAT bad. And they suck my dick like the cure to cancer is coming out at the end. They suck it like they love it and like they mean it. It's hard NOT to make those comparisons. But again. YMMV is expressed most times on here and even if it wasn't it is common sense and I have my own mind and make my own choices. It happens.

Be careful out there fellas.

Booty-.

[CaptainCrunch0]

Made a trip there recently, and I drew Angela. Angela is an attractive older woman who has this tendacy of saying the word 'baby' at the end of each sentence. Anywho, I arrived in the evening time, and chose the hour option. The session was rushed, did not offer a table shower, and the massage was below average. With that said, during her massage, she gave a lot of attention to the boys. At the flip, she asked what I desired. I went with HE and she did a decent job. I know others have had better experiences with her, but YMMV.

[Bearing100]

By no means am I new to the AMP scene but I was wondering in the recent writeups here, when you guys request the full service, are these ladies allowing BBFS or is it just a lack of detail in the reports?

I would say on most of the reports, majority of people a lot of times just leave detail of the putting the cover part on out as basically 95% of the time (or more) it's probably assumed at an AMP. It's rare at the AMPs for BBFS happening. Even at the big 3 or 4 in Orlando where the girls are hot nympho all over you / anything goes, multiple girls, etc. Once it gets to the penetration portion a cover always goes on. Not saying it doesn't happen (& you can find searching a few discussing it happening) but it's a rare occurrence.

[FishinForLife]

Good post.

Jenny is a sweetheart Seen her a few times and she knows how to put a smile on any mans face.

By no means am I new to the AMP scene but I was wondering in the recent writeups here, when you guys request the full service, are these ladies allowing BBFS or is it just a lack of detail in the reports?

[Waarthog]

I was going to bring my girl with me, tried to set up an appointment and they asked alot of questions, then they said they call back, called back said they had something in 20 mins, I said we need an hour to get there, and then said maybe tomorrow. Seems kind of shaddy. That is all I know about that place.

I visited the place several months ago. I don't recommend. Male answers the door. Girl is pretty and gives a great massage. However Nada on the first meet, according to her. Supposedly things open up after that. I don't trust it though. Also expensive. Better elsewhere.