The Rat Trap

[TittyManCam1]

Just hilarious. But she's pretty hot and looks like she can do both things at the same time!

Since she's that good at multitasking I'd have her jugging my boys with her right hand.

TMC.

[SC James]

Miss "Let me answer this text".

Just hilarious. But she's pretty hot and looks like she can do both things at the same time!

[Tyrion]

I almost choked on my coffee seeing this! That's some funny shiznit, right there!

Miss "Let me answer this text".

[RoadWarrior2K]

He's only in your mind''s in FantasyLand,
He does not exist.

In response, I have met Miss Ripoff, Miss Cash & Dash, Miss falls asleep, nods out while so high sucking my dick, Miss lays there like a piece of meat with no interest other than when can I get my next fix?, Miss wants to light up her crack pipe in my car, Miss Lazy, Miss Liar, Miss spends like I'm a billionaire, Miss Complainer, Miss Whiner, Miss B*tch, Miss C*nt, Miss no personality, and Peg Bundy. Anybody care to add ?

Miss "Let me answer this text".

[Peejay2015]

Where oh where?

He's only in your mind''s in FantasyLand,
He does not exist.

In response, I have met Miss Ripoff, Miss Cash & Dash, Miss falls asleep, nods out while so high sucking my dick, Miss lays there like a piece of meat with no interest other than when can I get my next fix?, Miss wants to light up her crack pipe in my car, Miss Lazy, Miss Liar, Miss spends like I'm a billionaire, Miss Complainer, Miss Whiner, Miss B*tch, Miss C*nt, Miss no personality, and Peg Bundy. Anybody care to add ?

[Camera3]

You missed by broadcast, I'm not a hooker so " forum advertiser" no longer pertains to me!

Swags.

Actually, I just noticed that. Very cool!!

We should do lunch one day.

C3.

[Lehmonade]

I can't Express just how happy I am. The lifestyle is dangerous and things I've seen and have done to me I'd never wish upon anyone not even my worst enemy, with the exception of the bishop LOL. I stay far away from anything past orange Ave coming from narcoosee side. OBT and the trash needs to be cleaned up desperately and get all pimps off the streets.

Swags.

I dabble here and there with this site for quick amusement. Then I saw "Color Commentator" LOL. I can see why.

[Explorer11]

Whatever you say is shit anyways, you already been exposed as a fucking liar. Lying about dates to gain some type of USASG cred. Pathetic.

C3 the Loser called out C5 for posting fake reviews. LOL. Hypocrite. Pitiful.

E11.

[Ding A Ling]

Here is the post where he was lying about seeing a young hottie. So funny.

http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...=1#post3477929

[Ding A Ling]

For someone with 5 posts prior to that dig on Camera3, you have an amazing grasp of the history here. Actually I've forgotten whatever it was Cam was accused of but my guess is this is someone's 2nd account, haha.



He's somebody who's been banned 20 times I'm sure.

A2

Newsflash buddy. You don't need an account to read the forums.

I have a good memory so I didn't forget. He made a post about his band and meeting some young groupie chick that he banged and gave her some band t-shirts or some shit. Posted up pics claiming that he took them or something and got called out when the pics were found to be of some girl that lived in another country. Dumb fuck never responded to it either, just ignored it like it never happened.

What kind of pathetic person has to make up lies like that to show off to some random people on the internet? How sad of a life you must lead to do something pathetic like that. Happy New Year BTW.

Naw, you are totally some asshole that's been banned a bunch of times for being a dickweed.

A2

[MrGoldgerg]

For someone with 5 posts prior to that dig on Camera3, you have an amazing grasp of the history here. Actually I've forgotten whatever it was Cam was accused of but my guess is this is someone's 2nd account, haha.

Whatever you say is shit anyways, you already been exposed as a fucking liar. Lying about dates to gain some type of USASG cred. Pathetic.

He's somebody who's been banned 20 times I'm sure.

A2

[RoadWarrior2K]

I was reading in one of our review sections and yet another guy from out of town was asking for guidance. And in his case, asking in some cryptic language that defied comprehension. Claimed to be a band director looking for a flute player that can play high and low notes.

Two bones to pick:

What the fuck? What does that even mean? I get flute player but my Captain America Decoder Ring spun out of control when I tried to figure out what high and low notes even means. I am guess low notes is his balls and high notes is his dick? Or is low notes his ass and high notes his nipples? We do speak English here and, I know, most of us are trying to compensate for either having a small dicks or being dropped on our heads as a baby, so we tend to speak cryptically, but, fuck, if you are going to write in code, use a code we can all understand. Or, just speak English where a blow job is a blow job and if I am looking for a girl to lick by balls I ask for it.

While I am at it, this is not a fucking concierge service. We will help anyone. We have proved that. But don't come on here asking to suggest someone to give you a blow job right after 2000 posts that are real reviews of girls that, drum roll, please, give head! Read the forum, then ask if you need clarification. Maybe we should keep review threads to make reviews and have a thread called, "Stupid Questions from Dumbass Tourists. " Make it so an automatic reply comes us, "RTFF," everytime someone asks who a good girl is.

I hope everyone had a wonderful Christmas. I certainly did. Looking forward to a prosperous and sex filled new year.

C3.

Sometimes when some single digit poster asks, "Has anyone had any experience with So-And-So?", I actually do the simple search and reply "Why yes, they have. 37 people have written reports about So-And-So".

[Ding A Ling]

I was reading in one of our review sections and yet another guy from out of town was asking for guidance. And in his case, asking in some cryptic language that defied comprehension. Claimed to be a band director looking for a flute player that can play high and low notes.

Two bones to pick:

What the fuck? What does that even mean? I get flute player but my Captain America Decoder Ring spun out of control when I tried to figure out what high and low notes even means. I am guess low notes is his balls and high notes is his dick? Or is low notes his ass and high notes his nipples? We do speak English here and, I know, most of us are trying to compensate for either having a small dicks or being dropped on our heads as a baby, so we tend to speak cryptically, but, fuck, if you are going to write in code, use a code we can all understand. Or, just speak English where a blow job is a blow job and if I am looking for a girl to lick by balls I ask for it.

While I am at it, this is not a fucking concierge service. We will help anyone. We have proved that. But don't come on here asking to suggest someone to give you a blow job right after 2000 posts that are real reviews of girls that, drum roll, please, give head! Read the forum, then ask if you need clarification. Maybe we should keep review threads to make reviews and have a thread called, "Stupid Questions from Dumbass Tourists. " Make it so an automatic reply comes us, "RTFF," everytime someone asks who a good girl is.

I hope everyone had a wonderful Christmas. I certainly did. Looking forward to a prosperous and sex filled new year.

C3.

Whatever you say is shit anyways, you already been exposed as a fucking liar. Lying about dates to gain some type of USASG cred. Pathetic.

[Camera3]

I was reading in one of our review sections and yet another guy from out of town was asking for guidance. And in his case, asking in some cryptic language that defied comprehension. Claimed to be a band director looking for a flute player that can play high and low notes.

Two bones to pick:

What the fuck? What does that even mean? I get flute player but my Captain America Decoder Ring spun out of control when I tried to figure out what high and low notes even means. I am guess low notes is his balls and high notes is his dick? Or is low notes his ass and high notes his nipples? We do speak English here and, I know, most of us are trying to compensate for either having a small dicks or being dropped on our heads as a baby, so we tend to speak cryptically, but, fuck, if you are going to write in code, use a code we can all understand. Or, just speak English where a blow job is a blow job and if I am looking for a girl to lick by balls I ask for it.

While I am at it, this is not a fucking concierge service. We will help anyone. We have proved that. But don't come on here asking to suggest someone to give you a blow job right after 2000 posts that are real reviews of girls that, drum roll, please, give head! Read the forum, then ask if you need clarification. Maybe we should keep review threads to make reviews and have a thread called, "Stupid Questions from Dumbass Tourists. " Make it so an automatic reply comes us, "RTFF," everytime someone asks who a good girl is.

I hope everyone had a wonderful Christmas. I certainly did. Looking forward to a prosperous and sex filled new year.

C3.

[OdinsBeard78]

The rumors are true, I've moved back to Texas. A few have asked where- two hours West / Northwest of Fort Worth.

I'll miss you guys! Thank you for all the good times and kind words. Honestly, a lot of you guys built up my confidence and I appreciate it. Wishing yall happy holidays and safe trails!

Is that I waited so long to meet you. Best of luck to you out there, I hope you find what you're after.