The Rat Trap

[MrGoldgerg]

For someone with 5 posts prior to that dig on Camera3, you have an amazing grasp of the history here. Actually I've forgotten whatever it was Cam was accused of but my guess is this is someone's 2nd account, haha.

Whatever you say is shit anyways, you already been exposed as a fucking liar. Lying about dates to gain some type of USASG cred. Pathetic.

He's somebody who's been banned 20 times I'm sure.

A2

[RoadWarrior2K]

I was reading in one of our review sections and yet another guy from out of town was asking for guidance. And in his case, asking in some cryptic language that defied comprehension. Claimed to be a band director looking for a flute player that can play high and low notes.

Two bones to pick:

What the fuck? What does that even mean? I get flute player but my Captain America Decoder Ring spun out of control when I tried to figure out what high and low notes even means. I am guess low notes is his balls and high notes is his dick? Or is low notes his ass and high notes his nipples? We do speak English here and, I know, most of us are trying to compensate for either having a small dicks or being dropped on our heads as a baby, so we tend to speak cryptically, but, fuck, if you are going to write in code, use a code we can all understand. Or, just speak English where a blow job is a blow job and if I am looking for a girl to lick by balls I ask for it.

While I am at it, this is not a fucking concierge service. We will help anyone. We have proved that. But don't come on here asking to suggest someone to give you a blow job right after 2000 posts that are real reviews of girls that, drum roll, please, give head! Read the forum, then ask if you need clarification. Maybe we should keep review threads to make reviews and have a thread called, "Stupid Questions from Dumbass Tourists. " Make it so an automatic reply comes us, "RTFF," everytime someone asks who a good girl is.

I hope everyone had a wonderful Christmas. I certainly did. Looking forward to a prosperous and sex filled new year.

C3.

Sometimes when some single digit poster asks, "Has anyone had any experience with So-And-So?", I actually do the simple search and reply "Why yes, they have. 37 people have written reports about So-And-So".

[Ding A Ling]

I was reading in one of our review sections and yet another guy from out of town was asking for guidance. And in his case, asking in some cryptic language that defied comprehension. Claimed to be a band director looking for a flute player that can play high and low notes.

Two bones to pick:

What the fuck? What does that even mean? I get flute player but my Captain America Decoder Ring spun out of control when I tried to figure out what high and low notes even means. I am guess low notes is his balls and high notes is his dick? Or is low notes his ass and high notes his nipples? We do speak English here and, I know, most of us are trying to compensate for either having a small dicks or being dropped on our heads as a baby, so we tend to speak cryptically, but, fuck, if you are going to write in code, use a code we can all understand. Or, just speak English where a blow job is a blow job and if I am looking for a girl to lick by balls I ask for it.

While I am at it, this is not a fucking concierge service. We will help anyone. We have proved that. But don't come on here asking to suggest someone to give you a blow job right after 2000 posts that are real reviews of girls that, drum roll, please, give head! Read the forum, then ask if you need clarification. Maybe we should keep review threads to make reviews and have a thread called, "Stupid Questions from Dumbass Tourists. " Make it so an automatic reply comes us, "RTFF," everytime someone asks who a good girl is.

I hope everyone had a wonderful Christmas. I certainly did. Looking forward to a prosperous and sex filled new year.

C3.

Whatever you say is shit anyways, you already been exposed as a fucking liar. Lying about dates to gain some type of USASG cred. Pathetic.

[Camera3]

I was reading in one of our review sections and yet another guy from out of town was asking for guidance. And in his case, asking in some cryptic language that defied comprehension. Claimed to be a band director looking for a flute player that can play high and low notes.

Two bones to pick:

What the fuck? What does that even mean? I get flute player but my Captain America Decoder Ring spun out of control when I tried to figure out what high and low notes even means. I am guess low notes is his balls and high notes is his dick? Or is low notes his ass and high notes his nipples? We do speak English here and, I know, most of us are trying to compensate for either having a small dicks or being dropped on our heads as a baby, so we tend to speak cryptically, but, fuck, if you are going to write in code, use a code we can all understand. Or, just speak English where a blow job is a blow job and if I am looking for a girl to lick by balls I ask for it.

While I am at it, this is not a fucking concierge service. We will help anyone. We have proved that. But don't come on here asking to suggest someone to give you a blow job right after 2000 posts that are real reviews of girls that, drum roll, please, give head! Read the forum, then ask if you need clarification. Maybe we should keep review threads to make reviews and have a thread called, "Stupid Questions from Dumbass Tourists. " Make it so an automatic reply comes us, "RTFF," everytime someone asks who a good girl is.

I hope everyone had a wonderful Christmas. I certainly did. Looking forward to a prosperous and sex filled new year.

C3.

[OdinsBeard78]

The rumors are true, I've moved back to Texas. A few have asked where- two hours West / Northwest of Fort Worth.

I'll miss you guys! Thank you for all the good times and kind words. Honestly, a lot of you guys built up my confidence and I appreciate it. Wishing yall happy holidays and safe trails!

Is that I waited so long to meet you. Best of luck to you out there, I hope you find what you're after.

[DarkKnight2K]

The rumors are true, I've moved back to Texas. A few have asked where- two hours West / Northwest of Fort Worth.

I'll miss you guys! Thank you for all the good times and kind words. Honestly, a lot of you guys built up my confidence and I appreciate it. Wishing yall happy holidays and safe trails!

Wow, glad I got to dream with you before you moved. Definitely one of best in the head game department. Good luck out there.

DK2 K.

[Missionary Man]

The rumors are true, I've moved back to Texas. A few have asked where- two hours West / Northwest of Fort Worth.

I'll miss you guys! Thank you for all the good times and kind words. Honestly, a lot of you guys built up my confidence and I appreciate it. Wishing yall happy holidays and safe trails!

The Beautiful BabyJamie. My All Time Favorite. The Gold Standard. Total GFE. Not Happy. Not Happy that you've moved back to Texas. Thank you for sharing yourself with me. And thank you for always giving your all and making me feel special. Thank you for always being trustworthy. You will be missed and never forgotten. Good memories. It's been a pleasure knowing you. Good Luck & Best Wishes.

[NoFear101]

This is very true love. Very very true. I don't know if I sent you pictures of the new baby I'm going to get but I will do that tomorrow. It's not even old enough to determine the sex yet! I thought I would never fall in love again in life but I fell in love. LOL.

Love To ALL.

Xo Ashley.

Play Safe BUT Always Play HARD.

The little critter probably going to turn out to be bisexual. LOL😍.

[Camera3]

I have had a few crazy things. I do have a pic on by burner phone that kinda sorta almost looks like me, not really. I have used it twice when a SP just has to have a pic of me. Neither one seemed to notice that the guy that showed up didn't look all that much like the pic. I have had far too many (mostly in weird cities) ask for my employer's name. I have had them want a pic of my junk. I am sure we can get a good list going of the strange things some of you ladies want for verification. I do try not to laugh when the ones ask me to swear I am not a cop.

My most recent weird one was a lady I picked up for an outcall who wanted the money up front. I reminded her that wasn't going to happen. She asked to see the money, which I gave her one 20 at a time. She looked at the first one and said it was counterfeit and gave it back. We got past that and then she didn't want to leave the area (I was wanting to go to my hotel, 10 minutes away). She went back to the money first or she wouldn't drive with me because she knew I was a cop. I suggested we probably weren't going to be compatible and dropped her off. Paranoia much?

Makes me want to stick to my regular reliable friends.

C3.

In hell I would give out my personal employer information either!! I've never asked anyone for their employment information, (or wanted a copy of their DL) To me that can be faked so easily. Give me a number to call to verify your employment and the phone rings at the Sergeant's desk in Orange county!! Let's face it there's some very VERY flaky individuals out there! If I can't verify the gentleman that contacts me for an appointment I just don't see him. I have had some of the guys actually have the nerve to get mad because I wouldn't see them without being able to verify them. To bad so sad just move the hell on because there's PLENTY of "providers" out there that don't really care about anyone's safety and will see you at the drop of a hat. I refuse to put myself (or you) at risk for any amount of money.

Love To ALL.

Xo Ashley.

Play Safe BUT Always Play HARD.

[SC James]

So I am a provider who ask for a provider reference if I do not find enough information through my background. I understand that some hobbyist / mongers do not like to provide background info and some do not like to provide / or do not have a provider reference to provide me. I work as hard as I can with you guys to set an appointment. But when you guys tell me that you don't want to give me a provider reference because you don't want to upset the other provider because he is seeing me. WHAT? REPEAT? You did not just say that you are worried about making an escort jealous did you? OMG put a ring on it if that is the way you feel. The hobby is about variety and if the other provider gets jealous that you are seeing another she should not even be in the business. Gosh, I ALWAYS suggest my friends (you ladies know who you are) to my regulars or even new friends when I can't see.

Am I wrong for feeling this way? I would so love your input.

Kisses,

Kelly.

Southern Hospitality.

A provider getting jealous?? The ego is a strange thing isn't it? Aren't we all doing this to escape reality and that kind of bullshit? I took a long break from the hobby, and I knew it would take a little effort to get re-established, but it wasn't that hard. I fully expect and that the ladies I see are going to screen their clients. That protects everyone. I wouldn't give out my personal information, and if someone asked I would move on. I had to give references early, but once established on this board, that is no longer an issue. The ladies can look at the reviews and contact their friends to verify that I am safe and a decent guy.

[BabyJamie]

The rumors are true, I've moved back to Texas. A few have asked where- two hours West / Northwest of Fort Worth.

I'll miss you guys! Thank you for all the good times and kind words. Honestly, a lot of you guys built up my confidence and I appreciate it. Wishing yall happy holidays and safe trails!

[Mystical0945]

Is always the best way to go. And when I get lucky enuf to find sumthing to share I do. But I never share anything I haven't proved safe and realy good. In every way. Whether it be ANY kind of service in life. I mean, who needs any aggrevation?

This is very true love. Very very true. I don't know if I sent you pictures of the new baby I'm going to get but I will do that tomorrow. It's not even old enough to determine the sex yet! I thought I would never fall in love again in life but I fell in love. LOL.

Love To ALL.

Xo Ashley.

Play Safe BUT Always Play HARD.

[NoFear101]

In hell I would give out my personal employer information either!! I've never asked anyone for their employment information, (or wanted a copy of their DL) To me that can be faked so easily. Give me a number to call to verify your employment and the phone rings at the Sergeant's desk in Orange county!! Let's face it there's some very VERY flaky individuals out there! If I can't verify the gentleman that contacts me for an appointment I just don't see him. I have had some of the guys actually have the nerve to get mad because I wouldn't see them without being able to verify them. To bad so sad just move the hell on because there's PLENTY of "providers" out there that don't really care about anyone's safety and will see you at the drop of a hat. I refuse to put myself (or you) at risk for any amount of money.

Love To ALL.

Xo Ashley.

Play Safe BUT Always Play HARD.

Is always the best way to go. And when I get lucky enuf to find sumthing to share I do. But I never share anything I haven't proved safe and realy good. In every way. Whether it be ANY kind of service in life. I mean, who needs any aggrevation?

[Mystical0945]

I see no issue with you ladies asking for references. Most of you already know each other and talk all the time, anyway. I know that for a fact.

As far as safety, you do what you need to do and asking references is as easy as it gets. If he won't do that just give it a minute and take the next call.

That said, I get edgy and will not send a copy of my driver license or give a SP the name of my employer.

Play safe,

C3.

In hell I would give out my personal employer information either!! I've never asked anyone for their employment information, (or wanted a copy of their DL) To me that can be faked so easily. Give me a number to call to verify your employment and the phone rings at the Sergeant's desk in Orange county!! Let's face it there's some very VERY flaky individuals out there! If I can't verify the gentleman that contacts me for an appointment I just don't see him. I have had some of the guys actually have the nerve to get mad because I wouldn't see them without being able to verify them. To bad so sad just move the hell on because there's PLENTY of "providers" out there that don't really care about anyone's safety and will see you at the drop of a hat. I refuse to put myself (or you) at risk for any amount of money.

Love To ALL.

Xo Ashley.

Play Safe BUT Always Play HARD.

[Missionary Man]

Well beautiful lady I've NEVER understood this either!! SMH I also can't and never will understand these providers that refuse to give a reference because of the very same topic. Ladies these men are not your Bo's (9 out of 10 he called me or someone else to do what you just did to him (well maybe not what you just did LOL)) and guys these PROVIDERS are not going to be your girlfriend's!! When you left her last she had another lined up to stop by so she can have him lay his money down just like you did!! Guys we are in this business for a reason don't get attached or believe half of what these sweet talking females have to say. Always keep in the FRONT of your mind what she's telling you she's absolutely positively telling the next one!! GEEEZE.

Love To ALL.

Xo Ashley.

Play Safe BUT Always Play HARD.

OMG Ashley. Do you mean to tell me that when these girls say, " MM, I love you " ! " You're so sexy " ! " You have a nice BIG dick " ! That's all BS just to get my money?

Oh, no photos of the girls?

Missionary man.