Massage Parlor Reports

[Member #6371]

((Seen jenny many times never had s issue))).

I've seen her quite a few times too. Not the best, not the worst. Haven't been back in a while, though. Pretty average place.

[Hanzo8]

Haven't been to this place (way back of strip mall on VB and WO) in about a year so decided to stop in and see how things were. Turns out, not well.

Lele, mid 40's petit, sporting B's (but most likely A's under the ubiquitous padded bra) and a nice ass, took me back, and since I knew the shop and liked her type, I opted for the hour at. 5.

Got comfortable, she returns, small talk, (been here before, bla bla) and she proceeds to deliver- not the worst massage I've ever had, but just not good. Felt like someone showed her a few basic moves once and told her to figure the rest out. So, paid for the hour, getting a shitty massage. Maybe her teasing skills will make up for it.

Nope. Zero tease.

She says time to flip, and I see it's only been a half hour. Shit. No way she has the massage chops to deliver a full 30 minutes on my front, so I figure I'm going to get shorted, but whatever. Playing with her ass may be worth it.

I'm flaccid, she give a single light tug, "This ok?" "Yeah, it's great. " "You tip nice?" I hold up four fingers. "How much that?" "Forty". "No. Sixty" Fuck, here we go. She's going to try this when my dick isn't even hard? Okay. "Fifty, but you take off your top" "Yes, sixty" "Fifty, and top off" I mimic her top coming off. She nods, then, "You pay now?" Fucking hell. "Sure, once you take off the top and bra" "Yes, pay now?

It's at this point I realize she has no idea what the fuck I've been talking about, so I sit up to think about what I want to do, and she figures I'm going to get the money, so she grabs my backpack (I was on a bike) and hands it to me "Pay now?" I put it back on the floor, and she starts going through my clothes hanging on the door, looking for my wallet "Is here? Here?"

I start to get up to leave, and she comes back, soothing "No, is ok. Is ok" as she gently pushes me back down. I lay back, and she says "Fifty?" "Yeah, but top comes off" She nods, rubs my still soft dick once, says, "Pay now?

That's it. Done. I sit up, and tell her "finished" She tries to push me back down "Yes, finish!" "No, I'm finished, done" I try to get up, she pushes back. "Yes we finish now". I try to get off the table (side note; really uncomfortable table. Face hole is really small with shit padding, so you either have a sore chin, or nose bridge after 10 minutes) She is pushing me back, trying to get me lie down, saying "I trust you. I trust you. " until I finally gently take her shoulders, give her the most serious look I can, and say " I. Am. Finished. " and move her away so I can stand up. She finally get the idea and after a beat asks "You want water?" Fucking hell. "Yeah. Water, thanks" Off she goes, and I get dressed. She hands me the dixie cup in the hallway, I give her a five and book the fuck out of there.

So if you want an Abbot and Costello type experience with a sub par massage, by all means, Lele is your gal. I'll not be returning.

((Seen jenny many times never had s issue))).

[MrChaco]

Place is just called Massage, nothing more nothing less.

Located in a super busy strip mall just barely south of 405 fwy.

I went in and asked for 1 hr at $50.

Provider name was Wendy, works both Thursday and Friday nice body and most likely early 50's.

I asked for deep tissue massage and she did pretty well.

On the flip she asked what I wanted and everything was available.

Opted for f / s. CBJ was short and f / s was good. $. 2 out the door. Tip for massage plus f / s.

[PlayerN818]

Haven't been to this place (way back of strip mall on VB and WO) in about a year so decided to stop in and see how things were. Turns out, not well.

Lele, mid 40's petit, sporting B's (but most likely A's under the ubiquitous padded bra) and a nice ass, took me back, and since I knew the shop and liked her type, I opted for the hour at. 5.

Got comfortable, she returns, small talk, (been here before, bla bla) and she proceeds to deliver- not the worst massage I've ever had, but just not good. Felt like someone showed her a few basic moves once and told her to figure the rest out. So, paid for the hour, getting a shitty massage. Maybe her teasing skills will make up for it.

Nope. Zero tease.

She says time to flip, and I see it's only been a half hour. Shit. No way she has the massage chops to deliver a full 30 minutes on my front, so I figure I'm going to get shorted, but whatever. Playing with her ass may be worth it.

I'm flaccid, she give a single light tug, "This ok?" "Yeah, it's great. " "You tip nice?" I hold up four fingers. "How much that?" "Forty". "No. Sixty" Fuck, here we go. She's going to try this when my dick isn't even hard? Okay. "Fifty, but you take off your top" "Yes, sixty" "Fifty, and top off" I mimic her top coming off. She nods, then, "You pay now?" Fucking hell. "Sure, once you take off the top and bra" "Yes, pay now?

It's at this point I realize she has no idea what the fuck I've been talking about, so I sit up to think about what I want to do, and she figures I'm going to get the money, so she grabs my backpack (I was on a bike) and hands it to me "Pay now?" I put it back on the floor, and she starts going through my clothes hanging on the door, looking for my wallet "Is here? Here?"

I start to get up to leave, and she comes back, soothing "No, is ok. Is ok" as she gently pushes me back down. I lay back, and she says "Fifty?" "Yeah, but top comes off" She nods, rubs my still soft dick once, says, "Pay now?

That's it. Done. I sit up, and tell her "finished" She tries to push me back down "Yes, finish!" "No, I'm finished, done" I try to get up, she pushes back. "Yes we finish now". I try to get off the table (side note; really uncomfortable table. Face hole is really small with shit padding, so you either have a sore chin, or nose bridge after 10 minutes) She is pushing me back, trying to get me lie down, saying "I trust you. I trust you. " until I finally gently take her shoulders, give her the most serious look I can, and say " I. Am. Finished. " and move her away so I can stand up. She finally get the idea and after a beat asks "You want water?" Fucking hell. "Yeah. Water, thanks" Off she goes, and I get dressed. She hands me the dixie cup in the hallway, I give her a five and book the fuck out of there.

So if you want an Abbot and Costello type experience with a sub par massage, by all means, Lele is your gal. I'll not be returning.

[Member #6982]

Do why'all have a place you'd recommend if you could only make one more visit? I've been to BM and Acu. Latina would be nice but that seems like a rarity nowadays. Also, anyone have anything on JR Care off sherman way?

It's comparable to Acu. No Latinas when I went there.

I rolled with "Candy". High 30's, Low 40's or so. We vibed well enough that she licked my head and licked my nut out. No BBBJ, though. She was a giver. That session was intense!

[Nutzoid]

WTF?

This place is definitely a low-key HE only Chinese joint. No FS or BJ of any kind, so I'm wondering why they would go after them of all places lmao.

If these quiet rub and tugs are getting raided, then no place is safe anymore which is fucking depressing.

Maybe they got robbed or a business inspection. There were a couple of uniformed male and female police officers. They were respectfully knocking and waiting at the front door outside the business.

[GanjaMonger]

Hi all,

New to this forum, not sure if this is the right place for this but does anyone have any info on Blue Therapy in Canoga? Want to sign up for Rmaps but got evacuated in the fires and left my cards behind. Any help would be greatly appreciated.

I went there one time a few months ago. I did not have an enjoyable experience. The provider was average, Latina. A little thick. But not in the right spots. Kinda small cheated for how thick she was. She was friendly. The table was against the wall which was wierd. And it was more of a bed. The massage sucked. The rest was mechanical and lame with no kind of sensuality or anything worth remembering. I don't remember the cost but the tip reflected it and she wasn't happy. But I won't go there again.

YMMV. It was toward the late afternoon. Maybe a bad day / provider.

[AHuttt]

Do why'all have a place you'd recommend if you could only make one more visit? I've been to BM and Acu. Latina would be nice but that seems like a rarity nowadays. Also, anyone have anything on JR Care off sherman way?

I went there on a Sunday & the girl I had said she only works that day (I don't remember her name) but hot Latina with a great body. Great CBJ and dog was incredible. I would recommend.

[AHuttt]

I went to check out bellagio but it's closed so I went down to street to another spot. It looked promising, blacked out window up front, small walk up window. Walked in and saw there there was a little window int he massage rooms. Interesting.

When massage started did the usual brush up against her leg and see what the reaction was. She went across the room. Damn. Anyhow the only reason I put it here on the review is that it was actually the best damn massage I've had in awhile. Once I realized the boys were going to get no attention, I just relaxed and let her massage me. Definitely worth the. 5 for hh.

I went there months ago and they were having a special before 10 am (not sure if they still do) but it was 50 for a h. It was a great massage and HE. The lady was older and wasn't a looker but great HJ.

[BillChang6969]

Tampa and Roscoe bust. LEO is they are now 10:30 AM, Nov. 14,2018.

WTF?

This place is definitely a low-key HE only Chinese joint. No FS or BJ of any kind, so I'm wondering why they would go after them of all places lmao.

If these quiet rub and tugs are getting raided, then no place is safe anymore which is fucking depressing.

[The Camel]

.5 for a hhr is pretty high house fee for a legit place. Usually just seeing that as a house fee guarantees a good time since that's the going rate. Thanks for warning us otherwise.

Especially high for 30 minutes and legit places usually don't even offer hh massages. That's a FS house fee for half hour. My guess is JoeCartoon22 ended up with a provider who didn't care to play for whatever reason including the possibility that the place has perhaps been taking more heat than usual. Sometimes the most out there whorehouses in the city can temporarily turn into strictly legit joints for 1st timers when they feel they are under special LE watch.

[Nutzoid]

Tampa and Roscoe bust. LEO is they are now 10:30 AM, Nov. 14,2018.

[PlayerN818]

Place is upstairs, near the Black Bear Diner on VB. It's been there for years, but I hadn't, so decided to stop in to see what's new. Turns out, not much. Mid-aged provider, 5'4" standard looks / body type (seriously, if you've mongered more than a year, you know the type) met me at the door, opted for. 4 for the hh, (. 6 for h) and went to the far back room. It's pretty big with an anti gravity bed, so that was intriguing. Got comfortable and same provider, Yoyo, came and was friendly right off. Decent massage, fair teasing, flipped and got a pretty mechanical HJ. Just a power pump to the finish. Access down below, so that was nice. . 4 tip and of I went. If your new, and want to get more comfortable in the mongering world, try it out. She works Mon, Tues, and Fri. Got a full sized, chilled water, which I not only took, but stood on the corner and waved it at the passing traffic to celebrate my debauchery.

[Member #6371]

Do y'all have a place you'd recommend if you could only make one more visit? I've been to BM and Acu. Latina would be nice but that seems like a rarity nowadays. Also, anyone have anything on JR Care off sherman way?

JR is nothing special. At all. As far as one great place, I have yet to find anything that special. Nothing in the valley would be my choice, though.

[Wooderson1199]

Hi all,

New to this forum, not sure if this is the right place for this but does anyone have any info on Blue Therapy in Canoga? Want to sign up for Rmaps but got evacuated in the fires and left my cards behind. Any help would be greatly appreciated.