Massage Parlor Reports

**PriscillaM** · 11-19-18 16:03

Originally Posted by Surferdrew2001 [View Original Post]

Hey gang. Senior member from Atl coming to LA for a few weeks. Anyone have experience or feedback on these two ladies?

https://losangeles.rubratings.com/127059

I want to say that those gals are only outcall and they are fake. If they are cam girls then they will come over and try to rob you. That is a report I recall. Outcall is fuckin dangerous in any event.

**Aabb2007** · 11-19-18 15:42

Any good korean mps in the general area with good selection of k girl sp? Prefer youngish spinner types not aunties / grannies. There must be something good in the downtown or koreatown or is that not a good assumption? Will be in town in next couple of days. Legit, HE or something else. Any good suggestions welcome. Thanks.

**PriscillaM** · 11-19-18 15:33

So, I ventured out of my comfort zone and went to VIP massage on manchester. Tucked near a tat parlor and behind the subway, and right next to an LAPD training center, and about a thousand pussy hairs from inglewood, looks to be nirvana. VIP massage. You walk in, you have to ring the door bell, and I get in around 3 pm on a weekend day, and the chola at the front who looks bigger than any linebacker on USC asks if I have been there before. I lie and say yes and hand her 50. There was no papasan here, it was jut a really fat latina. Oh, you have to ring the door to get her off her fat ass.

I get in and she says go to the farthest left room. I go and am about to step into said room, when she says, oh, the one before it. Again, the IQ level in this area of town is borderline retard.

I get in and the room is clean. Stone floor, very small massage table style bed, and a fucken clock radio stuck at 1200. I get nude and in comes carmella or camilla. She looked cute had a nice face with that chola eyelash thing to the side of the eyes. She had long hair, mixed blonde and brown, but visually pleasing facce. I am face down and she does a short massage. I mentioned I had seen sabrina before back in August.

After a few minutes while I am grabbing her ass she moves to my lower back and legs and moves the towel up and does a sensual massage of my legs. I am continuing to try and grab her ass and she is kind of far away, but then she moves closer. And was like, here I am.

She flips me over and starts yanking my pathetic cock and I quickly realized that this girl is disgustingly obese. She says what do you want. I wanted to say for her to go on atkins and come back in 60 days, but I said the whole tamale. She pulled her top down and her skirt up. She was not wearing panties. She covered me up and gave me horrible head.

After like 2 minutes, which is the longest time a millenial pro can give head, she asked how I wanted it I was afraid for my life if she got on top, so I asked her to lie down. And then I realized that I was in the equivalent of sea world. Not only was she the fattest thing I had ever fucked, she had the worst tats. One said 5150, which means that she was either mentally fucked up enough at one point to be locked up under 5150 of the WIC, or she is a fan of van halen's album. She has also had a tat of an ace and a nine (maybe a ten) and some other horrible tats. I got on top and had to support myself because she said her arm hurt from all the exercise she does by picking up tamales into her fat fucking mouth. I was no where near even the red zone because her pussy was the size of bread box. I had her let me stand up and fuck her so I could get some leverage. I did that for awhile until I thought I was going to die. I was thinking about doing doggie, so I called a licensed (ok not licensed) contractor to come in the room and do some measurements. He figured that if if did doggie with that fat ass I would need to stand on manchester. So I just asked for some hand loving and it was pretty horrible.

I had her jerk me off and it took her some time. She looked kind of upset like someone informed her that her job was to jerk off guys like me.

She cleaned me up with all the grace of a piranha. She almost tore my dick off with the hot towel.

She bailed out and came back in to discuss her tip. She said it was 140. I countered at 100 and she was like no, I said, ok 120 and she said no, 140 I had to work so hard to make you cum (Shots fired! I gave her the 140 because I realized she could probably sit on me and kill me.

You guys have fun here, I will not be back.

**BigBadNut** · 11-19-18 15:11

Originally Posted by Surferdrew2001 [View Original Post]

Hey gang. Senior member from Atl coming to LA for a few weeks. Anyone have experience or feedback on these two ladies?

https://losangeles.rubratings.com/127059

Never heard of Rubrating but thanks for the tip. Let me know if you need a recommendation on AMP.

**JFromSd** · 11-19-18 12:00

Based on a gmap search, I'm wagering he is talking about Gold Massage: https://lamassageandspa.com/gold-massage/.

Originally Posted by LoveToSmack [View Original Post]

Can you be a little more specific? May be the name at least?

**Metropole** · 11-19-18 11:28

Originally Posted by Chidolitis [View Original Post]

Quick question, would you recommend her? I had the pleasure of speaking to her on the phone for a screening and she was firecracker, but I never pulled the trigger for one reason or another. Any input would be appreciated.

I haven't pulled the trigger on her just yet myself. I just want to know what experience mongers have had with her. Was it just an oily massage or did some cats get lucky enough to get some strange, and bare too.

**Surferdrew2001** · 11-19-18 09:22

Hey gang. Senior member from Atl coming to LA for a few weeks. Anyone have experience or feedback on these two ladies?

https://losangeles.rubratings.com/127059

**LoveToSmack** · 11-19-18 07:33

Originally Posted by TaxiTaxi [View Original Post]

If you're ever in the downtown area there's a spot along Beverly between Alvarado and lake that offers full service.

Went there the other day and got some FS, the girl afterwards told me two things: All girls here offer FS, they all prefer cash. I was dumb and paid with card.

The girls are alright, I got a solid 6/10 if you're into that whole Asian MILF thing. I had just gotten out of work though so it was pretty standard FS.

Thinking of going there on my day off with a hefty amount of cash and reporting back how far I got.

Wish me luck boys.

Can you be a little more specific? May be the name at least?

**Chidolitis** · 11-19-18 03:09

Originally Posted by Metropole [View Original Post]

Has anyone ever gotten some BBFS from "Tantra Queen" Julia? The BBW that is nearby UCLA (to be exact)?

Quick question, would you recommend her? I had the pleasure of speaking to her on the phone for a screening and she was firecracker, but I never pulled the trigger for one reason or another. Any input would be appreciated.

**TrickOrTreat** · 11-18-18 13:25

Way to hide the ball dude!!

Way to fumble to ball dude!!

A2

**Lovergrrl** · 11-18-18 09:56

Originally Posted by TheNoob [View Original Post]

Exactly what I do, when I visit new places. House fee (50) in right back pocket or shirt pocket.

HE 40 in left back pocket and 100 in front right pocket In case FS is available.

It also helps if you get to a FS place and want to pass on a not so attractive provider.

You can say you only have enough for a HE.

One thing I will add is never pay house fee with a Benjamin.

If they have HE they will try to charge you more than 60.

From my experience.

Given that I am a different kind of monger, my approach is different. If I've never been to the place before I'll pay the house fee with a Benjie so that MMS knows that I'm good for at least a $50 or $60 tip. In the room I leave out the change as bait in case MMS didn't tell my RA that I'm willing to spend. If its a FS joint I'll add another $50 to the change for the girl to see. Works so far

**Metropole** · 11-17-18 21:50

Has anyone ever gotten some BBFS from "Tantra Queen" Julia? The BBW that is nearby UCLA (to be exact)?

**TheNoob** · 11-17-18 20:29

Originally Posted by HowdyDoody32 [View Original Post]

Never go with hefty amount of cash. Only carry what you feel you need. Chinese grannies carry no more than 180, divided into separate pockets. 140 fo house and ho and another 40 in other pocket in case you get lucky with someone pretty and young or if sex with granny was hot. Dont burn yourself. Most Chinese grannies will ask for 100 for FS, if they ask more you can reach in pocket and say this is all ya brought.

Exactly what I do, when I visit new places. House fee (50) in right back pocket or shirt pocket.

HE 40 in left back pocket and 100 in front right pocket In case FS is available.

It also helps if you get to a FS place and want to pass on a not so attractive provider.

You can say you only have enough for a HE.

One thing I will add is never pay house fee with a Benjamin.

If they have HE they will try to charge you more than 60.

From my experience.

**BobSmith42** · 11-17-18 16:12

Hey team,

First off, desperate for some help: I am on the west side, but can anyone recommend a spot that gives a great massage w / teasing and extras? Sick of the shitty massage for five min then a HE. Will travel up to an hour haha. The younger / hotter the girls the better obviously.

OK, as for intel, here is my last month of mongering:

The place of massages on main street: ask for Paula. Skinny, slightly older, but super solid massage and an absurd HE w / prostate massage too.

HT: I know this place is mentioned a lot, but definitely a fun trip. I had Jovanna who was a thick but sexy Latina who took everything off and let me play around while she stroked and sucked.

The time of massage in the hills of Beverly: Under the radar but definitely sexier women here. I've had both the girls here and they are awesome. Fun to talk to and a nice HE. Hands could wander for sure.

JJ Massage: Off SM, the only place I have had full service but it was fun. Always a sure thing here.

Feel free to PM me. Good luck and thank you for any help guys!

**HowdyDoody32** · 11-17-18 13:35

Never go with hefty amount of cash. Only carry what you feel you need. Chinese grannies carry no more than 180, divided into separate pockets. 140 fo house and ho and another 40 in other pocket in case you get lucky with someone pretty and young or if sex with granny was hot. Dont burn yourself. Most Chinese grannies will ask for 100 for FS, if they ask more you can reach in pocket and say this is all ya brought.