Massage Parlor Reports

[Surferdrew2001]

Hey gang. Senior member from Atl coming to LA for a few weeks. Anyone have experience or feedback on these two ladies?

https://losangeles.rubratings.com/127059

[LoveToSmack]

If you're ever in the downtown area there's a spot along Beverly between Alvarado and lake that offers full service.

Went there the other day and got some FS, the girl afterwards told me two things: All girls here offer FS, they all prefer cash. I was dumb and paid with card.

The girls are alright, I got a solid 6/10 if you're into that whole Asian MILF thing. I had just gotten out of work though so it was pretty standard FS.

Thinking of going there on my day off with a hefty amount of cash and reporting back how far I got.

Wish me luck boys.

Can you be a little more specific? May be the name at least?

[Chidolitis]

Has anyone ever gotten some BBFS from "Tantra Queen" Julia? The BBW that is nearby UCLA (to be exact)?

Quick question, would you recommend her? I had the pleasure of speaking to her on the phone for a screening and she was firecracker, but I never pulled the trigger for one reason or another. Any input would be appreciated.

[TrickOrTreat]

Way to hide the ball dude!!

Way to fumble to ball dude!!

A2

[Lovergrrl]

Exactly what I do, when I visit new places. House fee (50) in right back pocket or shirt pocket.

HE 40 in left back pocket and 100 in front right pocket In case FS is available.

It also helps if you get to a FS place and want to pass on a not so attractive provider.

You can say you only have enough for a HE.

One thing I will add is never pay house fee with a Benjamin.

If they have HE they will try to charge you more than 60.

From my experience.

Given that I am a different kind of monger, my approach is different. If I've never been to the place before I'll pay the house fee with a Benjie so that MMS knows that I'm good for at least a $50 or $60 tip. In the room I leave out the change as bait in case MMS didn't tell my RA that I'm willing to spend. If its a FS joint I'll add another $50 to the change for the girl to see. Works so far

[Metropole]

Has anyone ever gotten some BBFS from "Tantra Queen" Julia? The BBW that is nearby UCLA (to be exact)?

[TheNoob]

Never go with hefty amount of cash. Only carry what you feel you need. Chinese grannies carry no more than 180, divided into separate pockets. 140 fo house and ho and another 40 in other pocket in case you get lucky with someone pretty and young or if sex with granny was hot. Dont burn yourself. Most Chinese grannies will ask for 100 for FS, if they ask more you can reach in pocket and say this is all ya brought.

Exactly what I do, when I visit new places. House fee (50) in right back pocket or shirt pocket.

HE 40 in left back pocket and 100 in front right pocket In case FS is available.

It also helps if you get to a FS place and want to pass on a not so attractive provider.

You can say you only have enough for a HE.

One thing I will add is never pay house fee with a Benjamin.

If they have HE they will try to charge you more than 60.

From my experience.

[BobSmith42]

Hey team,

First off, desperate for some help: I am on the west side, but can anyone recommend a spot that gives a great massage w / teasing and extras? Sick of the shitty massage for five min then a HE. Will travel up to an hour haha. The younger / hotter the girls the better obviously.

OK, as for intel, here is my last month of mongering:

The place of massages on main street: ask for Paula. Skinny, slightly older, but super solid massage and an absurd HE w / prostate massage too.

HT: I know this place is mentioned a lot, but definitely a fun trip. I had Jovanna who was a thick but sexy Latina who took everything off and let me play around while she stroked and sucked.

The time of massage in the hills of Beverly: Under the radar but definitely sexier women here. I've had both the girls here and they are awesome. Fun to talk to and a nice HE. Hands could wander for sure.

JJ Massage: Off SM, the only place I have had full service but it was fun. Always a sure thing here.

Feel free to PM me. Good luck and thank you for any help guys!

[HowdyDoody32]

Never go with hefty amount of cash. Only carry what you feel you need. Chinese grannies carry no more than 180, divided into separate pockets. 140 fo house and ho and another 40 in other pocket in case you get lucky with someone pretty and young or if sex with granny was hot. Dont burn yourself. Most Chinese grannies will ask for 100 for FS, if they ask more you can reach in pocket and say this is all ya brought.

[TaxiTaxi]

If you're ever in the downtown area there's a spot along Beverly between Alvarado and lake that offers full service.

Went there the other day and got some FS, the girl afterwards told me two things: All girls here offer FS, they all prefer cash. I was dumb and paid with card.

The girls are alright, I got a solid 6/10 if you're into that whole Asian MILF thing. I had just gotten out of work though so it was pretty standard FS.

Thinking of going there on my day off with a hefty amount of cash and reporting back how far I got.

Wish me luck boys.

[NewCleve]

Not familiar with this place. My go to for hot Latinas is Eco in Torrance. Always good times, assuming you like them young, hot and Latina. New girl Valarie on Thursdays I hear is petite, hot and curvy but I'm broke.

Is Eco still open?

[BigBadNut]

MA? Sorry if I'm being dense but haven't come across that one!- took me a second but I think I figured it out.... It's a massage that you can get anywhere. Let me know if I'm on the right track.

Massage Anywhere.

[Robertmm]

So I had a moment of spontaneity and went with a WeHo Blond Russian of MA. She has a tough first name my apologies. Why-something Yduschka-whatever. Not able to pronounce. So I go the Erewon 7660 address. The girl is a bubbly yoga panted cutie. Very high energy (great body and nice face a solid 8/9) which I thought would be fun. Well she take me up there room which is very clean and nicely appointed. She starts the massage a bit delayed but OK no biggy (uncovered). She then proceeds yammer on and on at a extra loud decibel and the massage kinda sucks. She talks children, boys who are ADHD and so forth. So I figure she is just nervous and it will calm down and on the flip she will get a little coy sexy thing going. Russians can be a hard read because they don't always come across warm and sweet, at first.

So on the flip and she does a decent abdominal massage and really makes me moan. Thinking she might actually slide her hand under the covered johnson and give him a pull. All the while BLAH BLAH BLAH. Holly shit. Nope! Niet Nada Nunca. She stops all of a sudden says OK WE ALL DONE. F-Me! I didn't need the full monty but this was torture. Loud as FK and shitty massage followed by zilch. So if you like wasting time go on MA and find the "Model" blond Russian girl who states "you never had anyone like me" . Hell NO and NEVER AGAIN!

MA? Sorry if I'm being dense but haven't come across that one!- took me a second but I think I figured it out.... It's a massage that you can get anywhere. Let me know if I'm on the right track.

[BigBadNut]

Hey I have been to her to ya she won't do anything but I was able to grab her tits and ass and pussy a couple times and jerk off I was dissapointed as well but jerked off and came all over her arms and hands and shirt while she rubbed my stomach. I wouldn't go back either.

How the hell did you get wood with that loud mouth? I'm actually impressed she gave you those liberties. She was all biz no sexy time at all. But good for you!

[DivThird]

So I had a moment of spontaneity and went with a WeHo Blond Russian of MA. She has a tough first name my apologies. Why-something Yduschka-whatever. Not able to pronounce. So I go the Erewon 7660 address. The girl is a bubbly yoga panted cutie. Very high energy (great body and nice face a solid 8/9) which I thought would be fun. Well she take me up there room which is very clean and nicely appointed. She starts the massage a bit delayed but OK no biggy (uncovered). She then proceeds yammer on and on at a extra loud decibel and the massage kinda sucks. She talks children, boys who are ADHD and so forth. So I figure she is just nervous and it will calm down and on the flip she will get a little coy sexy thing going. Russians can be a hard read because they don't always come across warm and sweet, at first.

So on the flip and she does a decent abdominal massage and really makes me moan. Thinking she might actually slide her hand under the covered johnson and give him a pull. All the while BLAH BLAH BLAH. Holly shit. Nope! Niet Nada Nunca. She stops all of a sudden says OK WE ALL DONE. F-Me! I didn't need the full monty but this was torture. Loud as FK and shitty massage followed by zilch. So if you like wasting time go on MA and find the "Model" blond Russian girl who states "you never had anyone like me" . Hell NO and NEVER AGAIN!

Hey I have been to her to ya she won't do anything but I was able to grab her tits and ass and pussy a couple times and jerk off I was dissapointed as well but jerked off and came all over her arms and hands and shirt while she rubbed my stomach. I wouldn't go back either.