Escort Reports

[JonWan]

This cutie drove up from Richmond on Saturday night with her friend. I think that they are still in DC.

https://escortindex.com/ad/richmond/...-1552/1/412627

Both are cute and in the mid 20's. They were hanging out at the MGM on Sunday, and they did not have a room. So, I offered to do a car date in the MGM garage. Kind of risky, but it worked out.

I think that they are both new to the game, but they were experienced enough. I took my pick of the two, and we found a spot in the back of the garage. I negotiated 50, but I did not feel rushed at all. She did not want to give me a BJ, but she let me DATY for as long as I wanted. She was getting into it, but after five minutes or so, it was time for the main event. She was on her back, and she was very wet. It did not take me long to fill the bag.

I hope that they stick around. They are clean and a lot of fun. They both wanted me, but I only had time for one.

[DoggieFan]

Posting this here because DC board is a wasteland.

This one's in Logan Square, DC.

Looks TGTBT but I texted her last night & she texted me back to call her. I wasn't in the area & it was kind of late so I told her I'd get upnwith her later this week.

Did a Google Search & all I found was the ad I contacted her from.

https://escortalligator.com.dc.listc...post/27236117/

Any help would be appreciated. If no one knows anything I'll TOFTT & post a detailed review.

DF.

[SuperJimmyC]

For my friends in VA. Basic Spanish!

Ever deal with gals that don't speak a lot of english? Well, have some fun and speak to them in Spanish.

Note:

I have decided to use my own phonetic spelling instead of the spanish spelling as it is easier to follow and to then pronounce the words in spanish. I have tried to translate the sounds as close to the google translate voice rendition of the words as possible. Don't forget to use your best spanish accent impersonation While using these phrases. The senoritas will love it!

You can start off by saying.

1: I love you! Tee-Ah-Moe.

2: Come here baby! Ben-nah-kaa mami!

When you becken her to join you in bed or maybe she's running from the D.

3: Hey baby! Bi-yah mami!

4: Hot baby! Cal-lee-inn-taye mami!

5: Hot! Cal-lee-inn-taye!

6: Much pleasure! Mu-cho-goose-toe!

You can yell this when it's getting good or after the fact. Add a couple of extra muchos if you like.

7: Suck me baby! Chu-pah-maye mami!

8: Yes baby! See mami!

9: See Yes.

10: Baby Sweetie Mami.

11: Sen-yor-ree-ta Unmarried woman.

12: Slow Len-ta!

You may have to say this to slow them down when they try to get you to bust too soon for you or if she has the nerve to try to rush you.

17: Fast Rap-pee-doe.

18: Let's go! Vom-min-nose.

19: A little bit more Poe-ko-maas When you're getting head & want a little bit more.

20: Beautiful Bo-nee-ta.

Flattery will get you lots of brownie points with the girls.

21: Beautiful etc Here-ri-mo-sa.

22:30 minutes Train-ta min-nu-toes.

23:15 Minutes Kinse-ah Min-nu-toes.

24:60 minutes Ses-sen-ta Min-nu-toes.

25: Beautiful mouth Her-moe-sa boe-kaa.

26: Beautiful ass / booty Her-moe-so cool-er.

27: Great pussy! Gran Cone-yo.

28: Very good pussy! Moy bee-inn cone-yo.

29: Come on baby! Ben-ga mami!

Maybe it's time to move on in the session or perhaps you want her to try harder??

30: Ah baby! Ah mami!

31: Move Mov-vi-mee-inn-toe.

Perhaps you want her to get busy with some movement?? Most will understand just "move".

32: Fuck me baby! Co-kem-mee mami!

33: I want to meet you. Key-ro Con-no-sert-tay.

34: My name is. Me-nome-bray-es.

Make sure she knows who's about to wax her behind.

34 a. Say my name! Dee-mee-nome-bray.

35: Listen Es-coo-cha.

36: Help! Ah-yude-the.

37: Help me! Ah-yude-the-the-mee.

38: No Nah.

39: May I see you again? Poor-doe ver-tay dee- nu-wave-va.

You've found a winner!

40:100 See-inn.

41: Miss you!! Tet-cho-de-meh-nose.

42: See you soon. The-vah-oh pronto.

Happy mongering!

SJ.

[Cash2274]

Has anyone seen this girl? She's my type, and her prices aren't outrageous (wants $. 5 for hhr, $$ for hr).

https://cityxguide.com/escorts/come-...95068-13503353

She's had other ads around the country for Sara Allure, but I haven't seen any reviews. Anyone TOFTT yet? Or is it on me?

[RayDayz]

The 130/160 rate is a clear indication of an Asian Crapshoot Ad as they all, or almost all, use that rate structure. I have yet to see a true indie post those rates. Usually an indie provider with a 130 hh rate will charge 200-250 for the hr. And one who charges 160 for the hr will charge 80-100 for the hh.

About the blondes, I haven't seen either but I've noticed their ads always appear together or are posted within a short time if each other. That indicates to me that they work together and probably share a room. Also, IME, providers who work together tend to have about the same level of service quality. I've never seen it where a full GFE was working with a non GFE. So, if one gets below average marks then that's not a good sign about the other.

I'll be posting my other reviews in a bit but now that I have an account I can at least add my 2 cents to ones you all post about. So you are going around the right angle JmSuttr, but those two blonds are actually the same person (about 90% sure). She doesn't use her real pics but I can say she looks around what the "Samantha" pics portray. Someone else had mentioned this and have to agree, she is a bit mechanical once getting down to business but before hand and after she's pretty cool. At times a bit stand offish but overall alright. When I last saw her about 3-4 months ago she said she was condensing her numbers down and not using as many. I can't remember which one she was going to be using from now on. I've seen her about 2 maybe 3 times (one was by accident as I was looking for something new and didn't realize it was her number too LOL). About the session, basic rate $. 6 for hh and maybe $$ or so for hr, both non-GFE.

[HotNuts]

http://northern-virginia.skipthegame...e/441668911540

Spent some time down at the Wagon Wheel in B'more Saturday night. Nothing special, and they closed at 2 am vs 3 am (some places stay open when DST ends). On my way back, checked out STG, and figured I'd give the above a shot. First time using it, so was a little worried; one ad was just a robo reply for pics or cams or something. Anyhow, after texting and a quick call, I ended up getting to her place in Tysons about 3 am. Hotel was nice, but doors were closed so she came out to let me in. She matched her pics, so I was relieved. Short at about 5 foot but not too petite with enough of a booty to be nice. At her room, we did a quick LE check, and got ready for a quick dream. I asked for QV at $, but once I saw her, I figured a hh for $. 5. An hour would have been $$.

The dream was quick, though, but more so because of me than any rushing (none). One downside of my dream was no mic, covered even. We started with a lapdance with me sitting on a couch and her facing away that she really got into with her grinding. It was better than most dances I've gotten at the WW, and that is saying something. When I was at attention, she slipped a cover on, got right back on, slipped it right in, and kept on going. My engine was running from the club earlier, so it didn't take long for me to fill the bag pretty full. Considering how long it took, I should have stayed with the QV. I could have probably stayed the rest of the time, but I was good and spent, so I told her that was enough. Afterward, she brought me a warm washcloth and a towel to help clean up.

She said she's from PG county and will be here for about a week. She was very nice the entire time despite it being so late. No rush or complaints. Even though I like a good french lesson, I had a great time and hope to run into her again.

Saw the link wasn't working. Here's another link.

https://escortfish.ch/ad/view/im-all...-more/10190593

[Creeping]

Gents,

I have received several pm's mentioning the ad and there being confusion about that and the location being in Manassas. Call 202-830-0805 and tell them you want Tina in Manassas. Hope this helps!

[Tom McAn]

Tried the link to NOVA. eBackpage.com listed above and tried to look around for other listings.

My industrial strength virus checker said site was trying to install shit on my computer and gave me option to exit which I did.

"Threat found:

This web page contains potentially dangerous content.

Threat: JS / Voluum. A potentially unwanted application.

Access to it has been blocked. Your computer is safe."

I guess we have to play safe in the game AND on the Internet!

Happy Hunting,

Happy Guy 2.

I didn't get any such message, but neither did I find any useful information when checking the eBackpage site. I have both anti-virus and anti-malware programs on my computer which regularly stop stuff not only from adult sites but other sites as well. Thanks for the heads up!

[UpYours]

Go to Adultlook.com in the MD section and find one with reviews that list what they offer. BWI or Laurel are the best areas but you have to pick someone who has been reviewed or at least around for a while because the locations that I have mentioned is where you are most likely to get a police sting in MD. Most of these places have multiple girls so find an established lady then branch out by asking that lady if she have friends that you could meet. That is the best way to stay safe and get what you are looking for.

Cityxguide.com is another good place to find verified Asian providers in MD. Look in the Baltimore area. The ones with the green check marks are verified. This is where I found the lady that I visited in Laurel.

[GilBang]

Congratulations on your first report, and it was a good one overall. One suggestion for next time: please include a link to the ad.

I'm going to go out on a limb and assume this is the ad, just based on the 130/ hh and Sterling reference. https://www.eros.com/washington_dc/f...294.htm?cat=54.

[UpYours]

I know about PG county's massage. Would you happen to have their link? I only tried LF and AG.

Go to Adultlook.com in the MD section and find one with reviews that list what they offer. BWI or Laurel are the best areas but you have to pick someone who has been reviewed or at least around for a while because the locations that I have mentioned is where you are most likely to get a police sting in MD. Most of these places have multiple girls so find an established lady then branch out by asking that lady if she have friends that you could meet. That is the best way to stay safe and get what you are looking for.

[HotNuts]

http://northern-virginia.skipthegame...e/441668911540

Spent some time down at the Wagon Wheel in B'more Saturday night. Nothing special, and they closed at 2 am vs 3 am (some places stay open when DST ends). On my way back, checked out STG, and figured I'd give the above a shot. First time using it, so was a little worried; one ad was just a robo reply for pics or cams or something. Anyhow, after texting and a quick call, I ended up getting to her place in Tysons about 3 am. Hotel was nice, but doors were closed so she came out to let me in. She matched her pics, so I was relieved. Short at about 5 foot but not too petite with enough of a booty to be nice. At her room, we did a quick LE check, and got ready for a quick dream. I asked for QV at $, but once I saw her, I figured a hh for $. 5. An hour would have been $$.

The dream was quick, though, but more so because of me than any rushing (none). One downside of my dream was no mic, covered even. We started with a lapdance with me sitting on a couch and her facing away that she really got into with her grinding. It was better than most dances I've gotten at the WW, and that is saying something. When I was at attention, she slipped a cover on, got right back on, slipped it right in, and kept on going. My engine was running from the club earlier, so it didn't take long for me to fill the bag pretty full. Considering how long it took, I should have stayed with the QV. I could have probably stayed the rest of the time, but I was good and spent, so I told her that was enough. Afterward, she brought me a warm washcloth and a towel to help clean up.

She said she's from PG county and will be here for about a week. She was very nice the entire time despite it being so late. No rush or complaints. Even though I like a good french lesson, I had a great time and hope to run into her again.

[Happy Guy 2]

Hey gents,

I saw another appealing report with the same number available in various locations that sounded like a fun free for all without an upcharge. This provider was in Manassas.

I called, went through the same 2 call system and I was being invited in by Tina, a 5'1 thick Asian with incredibly long hair, cute face, wearing a short black dress. For an Asian, I was completely surprised that she was probably a c-cup and she had a nice round bubble!

Getting into the deed, she said she didn't partake in BBBJ, I mentioned the ad said so and even called MMS to confirm but no other girls were available plus her stature and that bubble made me want to stay which I did not regret! She gave an incredible CBJ and we switched many positions inside of her very tight box. I loved her sensuality, her youth and her tight short body. I don't repeat Asians often but I would this one!

https://nova.ebackpage.com/backpage....va-usa/6211818

Creepin.

Tried the link to NOVA. eBackpage.com listed above and tried to look around for other listings.

My industrial strength virus checker said site was trying to install shit on my computer and gave me option to exit which I did.

"Threat found:

This web page contains potentially dangerous content.

Threat: JS / Voluum. A potentially unwanted application.

Access to it has been blocked. Your computer is safe."

I guess we have to play safe in the game AND on the Internet!

Happy Hunting,

Happy Guy 2.

[Sendoh]

Sorry to hear that you guys are having such a difficult time with the Asian providers in DC / VA areas. Maybe you should checkout some of the establishments in Md. I was looking for someone to slaughter my pig / sausage and found just the right Asian provide here in MD. Made the call and ended up in a nice condo complex and the door was answered by a pretty and skinny Asian lady in her mid twenties. Walked to the room and there were two mattresses stacked on the floor. We both got undressed and I pulled my pig / sausage out and she looked at him and said that he was a nice fat and pink one. I modestly agreed and she started to give him a tongue bath for about 5 minutes just to get the blood to flow to his head. Onto the main event where I took her from behind for a good 15 to 20 minutes at which point I felt the sensation coming and I started squealing like Boss Hog. Relaxed for about 10 minutes and onto round 2 with the same outcome. It was a great experience. She never complained or rushed me and it was only 160 for the hour. There was another pretty girl there that I met when I was leaving. The only thing I would say is that sometimes some of the Asian women are a bit too skinny for my taste.

I know about PG county's massage. Would you happen to have their link? I only tried LF and AG.

[UpYours]

Agreed. They will offer anything, tell any lie, make any promise, just to get you in the door. Once there, chances are you'll pay something whether the reality matches the promise or not. Their entire business model is about getting you to make that call and show up. They have zero respect for truth or delivering on promises. What are you going to do, call the better business bureau? (Is that even a thing anymore?

Peace,

Jose.

Sorry to hear that you guys are having such a difficult time with the Asian providers in DC / VA areas. Maybe you should checkout some of the establishments in Md. I was looking for someone to slaughter my pig / sausage and found just the right Asian provide here in MD. Made the call and ended up in a nice condo complex and the door was answered by a pretty and skinny Asian lady in her mid twenties. Walked to the room and there were two mattresses stacked on the floor. We both got undressed and I pulled my pig / sausage out and she looked at him and said that he was a nice fat and pink one. I modestly agreed and she started to give him a tongue bath for about 5 minutes just to get the blood to flow to his head. Onto the main event where I took her from behind for a good 15 to 20 minutes at which point I felt the sensation coming and I started squealing like Boss Hog. Relaxed for about 10 minutes and onto round 2 with the same outcome. It was a great experience. She never complained or rushed me and it was only 160 for the hour. There was another pretty girl there that I met when I was leaving. The only thing I would say is that sometimes some of the Asian women are a bit too skinny for my taste.