Massage Parlor Reports (Formerly Pine)

**JustAMonger** · 11-06-18 19:48

Originally Posted by Zeuss [View Original Post]

I must be missing something since when does GFE = HJ?

I've visited and wound up with a seasoned veteran. It appeared that there were two veterans plus the elusive one. So how does one need magically happen across Jenny? The numbers aren't very good! I can visit the places along Rand road, spend less, have better odds at having at least an average girl, get a table shower depending on the venue; have more convenient hours and end up just as happy.

What am I missing here?

Okay, I agree with you the description of GFE means full-blown everything. I get that. I was just thinking she's more like a girlfriend when she takes care of you. Takes your clothes off for you, make sure that your healthy does a hardness check. Make sure you're ready to go. Not many providers kiss. She does it and she likes it. Or fakes like she likes it. Maybe not everybody gets that.

At some point of course it's becomes a tease when you think you're going to get the prize and all you get is a standard finish if you want to make it that way and lay on your back. I just hope she showers between mongers. And watches that black and white polka-dot bra! I keep telling her just take it all the way off and it won't get so messy!

Sorry, I mislabeled it GFE. It's just very rare to get kissing and cuddling from a regular AMP. Most of the time they're watching you hoping you hurry up. Watching the clock looking at you and then looking back at the clock.

**AddictedToAmp** · 11-06-18 16:46

Originally Posted by Zeuss [View Original Post]

I must be missing something since when does GFE = HJ?

I've visited and wound up with a seasoned veteran. It appeared that there were two veterans plus the elusive one. So how does one need magically happen across Jenny? The numbers aren't very good! I can visit the places along Rand road, spend less, have better odds at having at least an average girl, get a table shower depending on the venue; have more convenient hours and end up just as happy.

What am I missing here?

I was kinda wondering the same thing about GFE. I haven't been going to Lake Villa in a long time, because $75 for 45 minutes is simply too much.

Which places on Rand are you thinking of? I can't think of any that I've been to. Well, I used to go to a Foot massage place on Rand & Dundee, it wasn't anything special at the time- open, barely even curtains inside. A plump but friendly masseuse who teased a bit but never delivered anything. However I'm kind of curious about the place now- they changed names (Foot Park) and now they run super sexy ads Skip The Games. I'm assuming it's all just fake and they are the same wide-open/no privacy foot spa they always were. But if you know differently, let me know.

http://chicago.skipthegames.com/massage/asian/foot-park-spa847-496-4772sexy/700083164089

**Zeuss** · 11-05-18 23:48

Originally Posted by NitroPimp [View Original Post]

Most of us who have ventured to visit Lake Villa have had a good time with Jenny. GFE. Quite the tease though. L1 that feels like L3.

Cute as a button!

I must be missing something since when does GFE = HJ?

I've visited and wound up with a seasoned veteran. It appeared that there were two veterans plus the elusive one. So how does one need magically happen across Jenny? The numbers aren't very good! I can visit the places along Rand road, spend less, have better odds at having at least an average girl, get a table shower depending on the venue; have more convenient hours and end up just as happy.

What am I missing here?

**JustAMonger** · 11-05-18 16:26

Most of us who have ventured to visit Lake Villa have had a good time with Jenny. GFE. Quite the tease though. L1 that feels like L3.

Cute as a button!

**JustAMonger** · 11-04-18 07:46

Originally Posted by BigNick33 [View Original Post]

Anyone know if they have a table shower at Lilly spa on 83 near the Walmart in lake villa / round lake beach? Or any other reviews about the place?

They will tell you the table shower doesn't work but you can talk the old lady into giving you one.

It's kind of in bad repair with caulking and needs grout work.

Recently had a Four Hands experience. The old one completes finish while the younger one continues to tease. I wish it was the opposite LOL!

**JustAMonger** · 11-01-18 07:20

Originally Posted by BigNick33 [View Original Post]

Anyone know if they have a table shower at Lilly spa on 83 near the Walmart in lake villa / round lake beach? Or any other reviews about the place?

From what I understand that shower hasn't worked since they have owned the place. Kind of a weird shower made from tile. Same with the sauna. They've converted the inside the storage space, LOL!

And that's okay come up where do the girls clean up?

**JustAMonger** · 11-01-18 07:11

Originally Posted by Lurker02 [View Original Post]

Tried to message you but you're full.

Sorry, cleaned out some room. PM me.

**BigNick33** · 10-31-18 23:03

Anyone know if they have a table shower at Lilly spa on 83 near the Walmart in lake villa / round lake beach? Or any other reviews about the place?

**Lurker02** · 10-31-18 21:39

Tried to message you but you're full.

Originally Posted by NitroPimp [View Original Post]

I like Gurnee also. Both different but both are good at their jobs. I prefer the petite one myself.

As far as Lake Villa, (I hope they read this) They have lost my business as it's just not a good value. I am not a value monger, but damn, do the math. 45 minutes for $75 is not a good deal. AT least at 80 bucks you get the full hour in Gurnee. If you don't get shorted.

Yes, I missed the good old days.

**Lemeduyu** · 10-31-18 21:38

So I went and checked out Yuan in HP today. $60 for an hour. Lisa was not all that attractive however she spoke a bit of English. Anyway, signs pointed to yes about 5 seconds into the massage. I kept my hands to myself. Anyway, tons of oil, ok swedish with a ridiculous amount of teasing. On the flip slight negotiation that ended with 40 and I was in my way a few minutes later. I'd go back in a pinch. I prefer a little younger and trimmer.

**Lurker02** · 10-31-18 21:35

Well, Curiosity got me about the Lake Villa place and the older mt with the huge chest but that 75 for 45 min has kept me away. I decided to check them out hoping to see the older lady but I was surprised when she showed me a much younger girl. I decided to take a chance on hh for 50. Ok massage with good roaming but then the big chested mama-san came in and said "two girls, your lucky day!" She raised that shirt and my goodness! I raised the younger ones shirt also and the mama tried to shove them in my face but I couldn't help but wonder how many russians were given that day. They both finished me with the mama-san doing most of the work. She knows what she's doing, that's for sure. The younger one is cute, about 30? Hard to tell. Leaving they both gave me a light cheek kiss and mama said, "next time get the hour. " Tipped 40. I couldn't understand to get the younger ones name. She has long curly hair though. Not sure if I'll go back but I would like to get the younger one more alone just to see.

**AddictedToAmp** · 10-31-18 18:49

Originally Posted by EdCarbone [View Original Post]

Anyone ever see June from MassageAnywhere.com? Ad isn't there today but running earlier. Tried calling and leaving v / m and text, but no response.

I saw her, and her friend Charlene, 3-4-5 or more years ago if I'm not mistaken. There were two or three girls, and running their business out of a rich parent's house! Then they disappeared off the face of the planet. I went maybe 3-4 times... After seeing the ad, it has absolutely got to be the same outfit. It's near me, at least one of the locations is. There was a second one in Lake Villa, which I think I went to also.

I remember that the girls (at the time) were young and cute, and that there was absolutely no "happiness" to be found however. Just a good legit massage with a cute girl. With the chance of somebody's parents being home.

**Axel6** · 10-30-18 23:18

Originally Posted by Cabbie2 [View Original Post]

Have you seen the older one, a year ago I had an older one there not much to look at but a lot of fun anne or annie.

I think it was Lynn who left me in, the short stocky one with blonde hair. I think she's the one some on this board have had fun with. No sign of Melissa either.

**EdCarbone** · 10-30-18 11:35

Anyone ever see June from MassageAnywhere.com? Ad isn't there today but running earlier. Tried calling and leaving v / m and text, but no response.

**Cabbie2** · 10-30-18 10:21

Originally Posted by Axel6 [View Original Post]

I decided to see Sarah after her promising ad. She is not the girl in the picture but is better looking IMO and thinner. Since I was wanting a good massage, anything above that would have been a bonus. She was wearing jeans and a tank top which showed off her nice C's. A descent massage, no conversation and no hints of anything extra in spite of the state of arousal she put me in. Did not even get close to the boys. She's nice to look at but I don't think anything will happen. Probably won't repeat unless somebody else unlocks her code. Axel out.

Have you seen the older one, a year ago I had an older one there not much to look at but a lot of fun anne or annie.