Strip Club Reports

**Rolling Stoner** · 10-26-18 01:38

Originally Posted by GRJoe [View Original Post]

Warning! She is cute, sexy looking and negotiable but terrible in the back. Save your self a time and money, enjoy her on the stage only. Totally unattractive in the back and will kill your mood no matter how horny you are.

Were you expecting GFE?

**GRJoe** · 10-25-18 17:04

Warning! She is cute, sexy looking and negotiable but terrible in the back. Save your self a time and money, enjoy her on the stage only. Totally unattractive in the back and will kill your mood no matter how horny you are.

**SingDong99** · 10-25-18 10:21

Originally Posted by BusterButt69 [View Original Post]

Came into Bogart's hoping to run in to talk then cutie I saw the last time named Alice why didn't get a chance to talk to you last time she was on stage when I came in then straight to the bathroom was called to the stage again then a couple of songs later did a day shift finale and hustled out the back door.

Finally after patiently waiting to speak to either Carmela or this kind of cute blonde girl I didn't catch the name of Carmelo comes over to talk to me we agree to go for some dances but the DJ tells her he needs her on stage. She was there a long time so I made eye contact with the blonde girl and smiled she started walking to me got diverted to a table of regulars so I slipped on my jacket and walk out the door to go to Henry the 8th. Painfully loud when I walked in I found a somewhat quiet spot they were doing their finale I spotted thin dark haired girl dressed as a cop and a tall blonde and high heels after the finale the dark haired girl went on a side stage was surrounded by regulars couldn't find the blonde finally a cute younger, shorter girl named Morgan came over to talk to me we get up to go to the back room I paid $10 for a wristband Morgan gets called on stage. The dark-haired cop dressed girl walks by me several times but I couldn't flag her down the blonde girl comes and talks to the backroom bouncer guy almost right next to me I keep looking at her making it very clear I want to get her attention when she's done talk to the DJ I would have thought the DJ would have pointed in my direction but apparently not when she turned around I caught her eye and smiled she gave me an annoyed look and started walking away I got up and walked after her she turned away from me so I turn the other way and walked out the back door. Didn't think to ask for my money back from The Wristband but I feel as though h8 owes me $10!

That was incredibly difficult to read. Punctuation would have been an enormous help. I have a headache.

**BusterButt69** · 10-24-18 22:14

Came into Bogart's hoping to run in to talk then cutie I saw the last time named Alice why didn't get a chance to talk to you last time she was on stage when I came in then straight to the bathroom was called to the stage again then a couple of songs later did a day shift finale and hustled out the back door.

Finally after patiently waiting to speak to either Carmela or this kind of cute blonde girl I didn't catch the name of Carmelo comes over to talk to me we agree to go for some dances but the DJ tells her he needs her on stage. She was there a long time so I made eye contact with the blonde girl and smiled she started walking to me got diverted to a table of regulars so I slipped on my jacket and walk out the door to go to Henry the 8th. Painfully loud when I walked in I found a somewhat quiet spot they were doing their finale I spotted thin dark haired girl dressed as a cop and a tall blonde and high heels after the finale the dark haired girl went on a side stage was surrounded by regulars couldn't find the blonde finally a cute younger, shorter girl named Morgan came over to talk to me we get up to go to the back room I paid $10 for a wristband Morgan gets called on stage. The dark-haired cop dressed girl walks by me several times but I couldn't flag her down the blonde girl comes and talks to the backroom bouncer guy almost right next to me I keep looking at her making it very clear I want to get her attention when she's done talk to the DJ I would have thought the DJ would have pointed in my direction but apparently not when she turned around I caught her eye and smiled she gave me an annoyed look and started walking away I got up and walked after her she turned away from me so I turn the other way and walked out the back door. Didn't think to ask for my money back from The Wristband but I feel as though h8 owes me $10!

**Love The Lips** · 10-24-18 08:56

Originally Posted by PastMyPrime [View Original Post]

By that I assume you mean your SO can track you?

LOL, by GPS he means Golden Pussy syndrome!

**PastMyPrime** · 10-24-18 08:33

Originally Posted by Dbiz01 [View Original Post]

I'd skip Chicago. After looking at that forum on this site, talking to fellow strip club goers in the city since I moved here, my monthly business trips to Detroit, until recently when GPS has appeared to rear its ugly head, resulted in a far better time then anything in the Chicagoland area.

By that I assume you mean your SO can track you?

**PieBoy** · 10-24-18 08:29

Originally Posted by StripperLover [View Original Post]

What about clubs north of Detroit?

Theres a great place in Alert, Canada. I think its called The Igloo.

**Dbiz01** · 10-24-18 07:46

Originally Posted by Jay23 [View Original Post]

Thanks for this. Living in Detroit, is it worth checking out any clubs in Chicago. Are they better then what we have here?

I'd skip Chicago. After looking at that forum on this site, talking to fellow strip club goers in the city since I moved here, my monthly business trips to Detroit, until recently when GPS has appeared to rear its ugly head, resulted in a far better time then anything in the Chicagoland area.

**Electronman** · 10-22-18 19:06

Originally Posted by StripperLover [View Original Post]

What about clubs north of Detroit?

North of Detroit? That leaves a lot of space north of the 43rd parallel, including most of Canada, Russia, Europe, Japan.

I'll assume that you mean immediately north of Detroit but still in Michigan.

Check for reviews of strip clubs in Flint. Lansing, Saginaw and Traverse City are also north but are not known as strip club meccas.

**StripperLover** · 10-22-18 13:30

Originally Posted by Electronman [View Original Post]

Several suggestions but metro Detroit clubs are still your best option for a combination of talent and fun.
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What about clubs north of Detroit?

**PacoTaco** · 10-22-18 08:44

Originally Posted by PacoTaco [View Original Post]

Currently here watching the game well delayed game. More girls than guys, Casey, Winter, Kitty and Gracie are the names I've got so far. Offers from all but I guess I'm being picky.

Ended up Settling with winter she is thick and curvy with natural DD's and round ass, tiny bit of a belly but a cute face. Easy negotiation settled on $100 for everything covered. Pretty mechanical and fake to start but took a good pounding later in the session. Would recemond at that price but not much more. Was a little disappointed with the day shift talent. But still the best club around for the money plus you don't smell like an ashtray when you leave.

**Jay23** · 10-22-18 07:28

Thanks for this. Living in Detroit, is it worth checking out any clubs in Chicago. Are they better then what we have here?

Originally Posted by Electronman [View Original Post]

Several suggestions but metro Detroit clubs are still your best option for a combination of talent and fun.

Driving east from Chicago to Detroit:

Hammond, Indiana,

Fantasy-- can be hit or miss on talent but pretty relaxed rules.

Kalamazoo, MI:

Angels-- good selection of talent during day and night shift. Limited two way contact is the norm; no extras.

Battle Creek, MI:

Vegas -- decent talent but pretty limited contact; no extras.

Heartbeats: inconsistent talent, a little more relaxed on contact than Vegas.

Jackson-.

Cracker Jaxx-- very inconsistent talent- pretty decent two way contact.

Avenues-- inconsistent talent but more dancers than CJ.

First decent club is Landing Strip in Romulus, near the Detroit airport.

**Electronman** · 10-22-18 05:10

Originally Posted by Jay23 [View Original Post]

Will be driving to Chicago from Detroit, any clubs that are better then what you find in Detroit that should make a stop at?

Several suggestions but metro Detroit clubs are still your best option for a combination of talent and fun.

Driving east from Chicago to Detroit:

Hammond, Indiana,

Fantasy-- can be hit or miss on talent but pretty relaxed rules.

Kalamazoo, MI:

Angels-- good selection of talent during day and night shift. Limited two way contact is the norm; no extras.

Battle Creek, MI:

Vegas -- decent talent but pretty limited contact; no extras.

Heartbeats: inconsistent talent, a little more relaxed on contact than Vegas.

Jackson-.

Cracker Jaxx-- very inconsistent talent- pretty decent two way contact.

Avenues-- inconsistent talent but more dancers than CJ.

First decent club is Landing Strip in Romulus, near the Detroit airport.

**Rolling Stoner** · 10-21-18 23:04

Originally Posted by Jay23 [View Original Post]

Will be driving to Chicago from Detroit, any clubs that are better then what you find in Detroit that should make a stop at?

I don't think so but you might want to post in the major cities along 94.

**Rolling Stoner** · 10-21-18 23:03

Originally Posted by Dpmct [View Original Post]

I just drove by BT's and it looked like there was a cop car and an ambulance at 7:20 PM. I then drove by again at 7:35 PM and the ambulance was gone but there were still two cop cars with their flashers on. Does anybody have any Intel?

If I was a betting man I'd say a stripper OD.