Massage Parlor Reports

**HomerSpinSome** · 10-23-18 10:46

Originally Posted by Mparkway70 [View Original Post]

Reminds me of this Russian escort I saw back in the day. After FS, she would remove the cover, douse a paper towel in rubbing alcohol and clean Jr. Nice girl thought she was doing me a favor. The first time she did it, the alcohol got in my pee hole. I almost died. The next time, I took the towel from her and pretended to do it myself. While it was painful, she was worth it.

The things we do for love.

**Mparkway70** · 10-22-18 16:26

Originally Posted by PortNoy69 [View Original Post]

Drew Cici, late 30's decent body. Lousy massage and walked on my back, not good either; felt more like an Indian burn.

She offered Russian for 100, declined. Offered BJ for 100,countered with 80 and that worked for her.

Pro- BBBJ.

Con-prior to BJ, sanitizer used to clean jr, stung a little but that wore off.

Reminds me of this Russian escort I saw back in the day. After FS, she would remove the cover, douse a paper towel in rubbing alcohol and clean Jr. Nice girl thought she was doing me a favor. The first time she did it, the alcohol got in my pee hole. I almost died. The next time, I took the towel from her and pretended to do it myself. While it was painful, she was worth it.

**VilunyaChert** · 10-22-18 15:57

Originally Posted by PortNoy69 [View Original Post]

Con-prior to BJ, sanitizer used to clean jr, stung a little but that wore off.

I've heard complaints about the taste of rubbers, but the taste of hand sanitizer must be ten times as bad.

**Pens365** · 10-22-18 15:38

Tried the new place in Watertown. I would not recommend it. It is run by a couple of mid 30's girls. Both are not very attractive, lots of upselling for mediocre service. I got a boring massage then a nude HJ. She wanted. 8, I paid. 6 because its all I brought in with me. On the way out I recognized the other girl from her previous location, I'll just say I'm glad I didn't get her.

Its a shame because the location is really nice inside.

6 - 60 minutes.

45 - 30 minutes.

**HomerSpinSome** · 10-22-18 13:10

Originally Posted by Katokay [View Original Post]

Clearly her short Tyrannosaurus Rex arms make her a dwarf. I'll bring lab coat and ruler on next visit.

The earlier poster is correct -- she is well proportioned but very, very short. Her arms may be short--dunno, never noticed 'cause I don't look much at women's arms I guess--but she doesn't have any of that dwarfism look. In fact, after all the talk about midgets here, I was surprised when I met her. I expected her to look less "normal. ".

**Troutman** · 10-22-18 12:12

Originally Posted by PortNoy69 [View Original Post]

...prior to BJ, sanitizer used to clean jr, stung a little but that wore off.

Thanks for the laugh!

**PortNoy69** · 10-22-18 10:24

Drew Cici, late 30's decent body. Lousy massage and walked on my back, not good either; felt more like an Indian burn.

She offered Russian for 100, declined. Offered BJ for 100,countered with 80 and that worked for her.

Pro- BBBJ.

Con-prior to BJ, sanitizer used to clean jr, stung a little but that wore off.

**ChellickG** · 10-22-18 08:21

Originally Posted by RegnetExitium [View Original Post]

Has anyone been to Sunshine recently in Nor?

I haven't been in the AMP for a while now but would like a nice rub and tease. Is standard rate for a half hr, with some roaming and hand release still 40+40? Can I get away with 40+20? Seeing as how the half hr is truly only 20-25 minutes.

I'd still give the a 40 dollar tip. They do good work and I always leave satisfied.

**Appollo101** · 10-21-18 19:59

Originally Posted by BigDaddyJohnG [View Original Post]

Thinking of trying something new, is it worth the ride vs grandma in Qtown etc?

Have been there for a few months but but everytime I have been there I left happy. Been there more than a few times. Always ask for a line up and don't be afraid to dip if you don't like your draw. You can always go back in a hour.

**Annderson** · 10-21-18 17:51

Originally Posted by PoorBill [View Original Post]

It's been my spot for a while now. I've been generous and have had success with some but not the one I really wanted.

I heard Oval was good. Looking for attractive MILF who will keep the change.

Sent you APM. Your mailbox is full.

**Annderson** · 10-21-18 15:58

Originally Posted by Annderson [View Original Post]

You will not get full service here. But you will get close. Do you bring supplies?

I sent you a PM but your mailbox is full.

**Trickster666** · 10-21-18 15:39

Originally Posted by Psalyer [View Original Post]

What does she typically want for FS? PM me if needed.

She FSed me for 1. 3 but it was awhile ago.

**Katokay** · 10-21-18 13:46

Originally Posted by VilunyaChert [View Original Post]

She doesn't have any sign of dwarfism. To me she looks perfectly in proportion, just short.

Clearly her short Tyrannosaurus Rex arms make her a dwarf. I'll bring lab coat and ruler on next visit.

**Psalyer** · 10-21-18 12:56

Originally Posted by CheezeFist [View Original Post]

Yes, CiCi (aka Midget) is very agrreable. In fact, she is a FS provider, if you are interested and willing to pay.

What does she typically want for FS? PM me if needed.

**Annderson** · 10-21-18 09:22

Originally Posted by PoorBill [View Original Post]

It's been my spot for a while now. I've been generous and have had success with some but not the one I really wanted.

I heard Oval was good. Looking for attractive MILF who will keep the change.

You will not get full service here. But you will get close. Do you bring supplies?