Massage Parlor Reports

[JBackson]

Had a few hours to kill before heading to MDW. Dozed off and had a dream about a trip to Ruby on Archer.

Hit the buzzer welcomed in by mms and headed back to room. Passed an older hag on the couch watching tv on the way by. Went with 60 min for. 6 and got horizontal. Frumpy 30's Asian named Sally shows up and got started. Asked if I had been there before (yes, of course). Light draping to start then removed. Decent massage but not great. Some teasing of the boys between the pear halves. I'm thinking this could go as expected. Some roaming allowed but not really pursued.

On the flip loose draping temporarily. Soon asked if he was of interest then demands. 6 up front. Tell her. 4. she negotiates but agrees to. 4 and insists up front. Mood killer but I get up and root through my jeans. She starts her robotic jerking. After a few minutes she gets impatient and asks when am I going to blow. Jeez. I try to instruct her to fondle the boys. She continues her spasmatic jerking and begins to scratch under my boys with her sharp fingernails. Need to push her hand away. I hang in there and give her the knuckle gravy in a few minutes.

At this point it's been about 35 minutes. As she cleans up she asks "you want water? I say sure after the rest of the massage. She leaves room and comes back with a paper notebook showing me what time I arrived (which was wrong) and said 60 min massages are only 50 mins. I said the heck with it and left.

As you might expect I won't return.

[Wenger]

Been there twice in the past few weeks, and won't be back after this last visit. First time was with Maria, younger tall and slim with a skirt on and didn't mind the roaming. Wanted. 6 but only had. 5 so she was good, and I went back to visit since it had been pretty good. This time I had Amy, mid to late 40's with a skirt also. Nice introductory table shower, although it's one of the tallest one's I've ever been on and it's not made for people over 6 feet. Back to the room for a pretty good massage with stretching involved. The flip is where everything changed. She asked for. 6 and I pointed at her mouth and said 1. She said no, then pointed lower and said 1. I said everything? And agreed. She appears to have golden hand syndrome because she meant I could roam down there for 100 because when I started trying to remove her panties she stopped me. I let finished and she went back to the massage although she shorted me about 5 minutes. When I gave her the tip she said no, 1. I said no 1 was for everything. She started to pout and said. 8 for real good massage. I said maybe more next time. Then she started to straighten the room and I noticed she was folding everything and putting all the towels and linen back on the table. That plus the tip issues is a definite do not return for me, no matter how good the service is.

-w.

[Layne123]

A typical AMP, nice, polite, eager to please MTs, YMMV.

My experience was very meh. Only 2 girls working. I got the very old one who offered SS. Not eager to please.

http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...27#post3942627

[SuckItTrebek]

I checked rina out after reading about her in the girls that do Russian forum. She works out of her apt. Up in Edgewater area. I did a standard hour massage no shower is offered is the only negative. She's in her mid 20's, I would say a 9-10. She has that look of the girl next store type. With a great ass and literally the best tits I've seen. She's easy to talk to, and did I mention those tits OMG.

https://adultsearch.com/illinois/chi...y-rubs/1320144

[Walker333]

Any information on this spa?

A typical AMP, nice, polite, eager to please MTs, YMMV.

[BA4114]

Any recent experiences for either location? No reviews on the other site, and not much here in last couple of years; only a little talk of new management. Is it so good that no one wants to talk about it, or is nothing extra really available? I do plan on TOFTT fairly soon, but would prefer to not go in totally blind.

Appreciate any info.

The one on Belmont is good to go most times. But YMMV. Make sure you don't drape and it should be fine.

[TR5321]

Any information on this spa?

[Walker333]

Hit Belmont on a late Saturday or Sunday morning this past spring. Got a petite, pretty young-looking Asian girl. Wish I remembered her name. She was sexy. Soft, sensual massage and HE with a little dirty talk. Would repeat. Anyone have a name for her?

The owner regularly rotates girls on Belmont, so the chances to find her there are pretty slim. Nonetheless, there are plenty of others on Belmont.

[Jjjjcccchhhh]

Hit Belmont on a late Saturday or Sunday morning this past spring. Got a petite, pretty young-looking Asian girl. Wish I remembered her name. She was sexy. Soft, sensual massage and HE with a little dirty talk. Would repeat. Anyone have a name for her?

[Not Dead Yet]

Any recent experiences for either location? No reviews on the other site, and not much here in last couple of years; only a little talk of new management. Is it so good that no one wants to talk about it, or is nothing extra really available? I do plan on TOFTT fairly soon, but would prefer to not go in totally blind.

Appreciate any info.

[Walker333]

Look, man. If you don't even want to pay 40 $ to have a woman jerk you off, I'm not sure you're going to find a lot of help on this site. This is where people come to trade info about the best places to buy services.

Well, there is SW less expensive options nicely covered on this site in a corresponding section. Good luck, Man, stay safe.

[Walker333]

"I am not sure if this is the best place to elaborate and understand the psychology of AMP clients but I would like to understand the compulsion. ".

Here is the compulsion:

To get a hopefully decent to sometimes excellent relaxing massage (fun table shower even better) then a stress relieving finish of your choice depending on what you want and how much that relief is worth to you. . and you walk out the door and live your life without paying for dinner and drinks or hearing about how you do nothing around the house etc etc. . we have all been there.

It is totally hedonistic and self serving pleasure seeking. Especially if you are tired of rosy palm or whatever you call your hand.

Very simple.

DS.

Seeing some of the providers regularly, I noticed some reflection of the real pleasure (not sensual) in their eyes when I made my stops. The light in their eyes was usually sincere, and even brighter that the one that could be seen in the eyes of our real GFs. Then we walk out, and are not obligated to call, text, email, say fucken BS words, pick shitty gifts, sign cards, and tolerate PMS.

[Walker333]

Hehehe ok sounds like the survey wasn't a good idea. But I love learning about people and cultures. I am not so much interested in navigating across metro Chicayogo to find the right AMP (well now that I typed that I guess I am) LOL. There was one of two great documentaries made about escorts and girls entering the porn industry. I always wanted to interview escorts on BP and CL but only one agreed. We never met in person though. But I don't know how much I can believe coming out of their mouths.

Anyway thanks for the feedback guys and have a safe journey through life.

DJ.

IMHO, based upon years of observation and countless encounters, under NO circumstances I'd NOT believe what a working girl says. That includes SW, Escorts, Sugar babes, EMT, AMT, LMT and all others. They are all sales people, selling their services, and, if they like you, and want to be their regular, they will tell you anything to make sure that you like it, sad of funny, or whatever.

[Eddinger]

Look, man. If you don't even want to pay 40 $ to have a woman jerk you off, I'm not sure you're going to find a lot of help on this site. This is where people come to trade info about the best places to buy services.

Well I can definitely relate to your post. I go there for the massage too. I don't want to be in a relationship and have to put up with someone telling me to live up to my potential (as she sees it). I don't want to be accountable to anyone (I don't have kids). Unfortunately, I have to give myself any happy endings to my massages when I visit AMPs. I am cheap I guess. I am not paying someone $40 for a HJ. But there are many days that I just want to go in for the massage because most non-AMPs don't accept walk-ins. I just wish that I could visit AMPs for the Groupon pricing that other non-AMPs promote in my area. $40 for an hour. Or less.

[Dwight Shrute]

"I am not sure if this is the best place to elaborate and understand the psychology of AMP clients but I would like to understand the compulsion. ".

Here is the compulsion:

To get a hopefully decent to sometimes excellent relaxing massage (fun table shower even better) then a stress relieving finish of your choice depending on what you want and how much that relief is worth to you. . and you walk out the door and live your life without paying for dinner and drinks or hearing about how you do nothing around the house etc etc. . we have all been there.

It is totally hedonistic and self serving pleasure seeking. Especially if you are tired of rosy palm or whatever you call your hand.

Very simple.

DS.

There's also a forum specifically for Schaumburg. Schaumburg's not too great for the hobby, but supposedly a couple of places. Also you're not too far from some of the other areas to check out, like Mount Prospect.