Massage Parlor Reports

**Thats LA** · 10-18-18 18:24

Hey dudes! Headed to Van in about a week and I wanted to visit the local scene up there. Any help? I've looked online and can't seem to find a legit site for the local spots and any reviews. (I don't have a RubMaps account:/) Where have you guys been? TIA!

**JohnG01** · 10-18-18 10:33

Originally Posted by Loopguystl [View Original Post]

Depending on the location I might know more. Is she off of the Main St?

Also, can you search on WhatsApp for massage?

Sorry, I meant wechat, not whatsapp. Who can keep all of these things straight these days?

With wechat you can use the discover people nearby feature. By far, the vast majority of the people on there are normal civilians and won't appreciate being bombarded with chat requests but a few are the ladies working at the local AMP's. Also wechat is likely heavily surveiled by the Chinese government, so if that troubles you then I'd skip it.

**Loopguystl** · 10-17-18 21:54

Depending on the location I might know more. Is she off of the Main St?

Also, can you search on WhatsApp for massage?

Originally Posted by JohnG01 [View Original Post]

There's no ad. She's in Bellevue, found on Whatsapp. Has the tag "massage therapy in Bellevue Downtown, Hot! Hot! Hot!" It used to say "Hot girl". I asked her if that was part of the massage and she said yes, but I haven't gotten any other info. Quoted $98 for 1 hr massage. She says that she's been here for 5 years, works out of a business location (as opposed to an apartment), and is the only masseuse there. I have no idea what kind of service is offered other than Swedish and deep tissue. Wondering if any of you know?

She's probably totally legit.

**JohnG01** · 10-17-18 01:57

Originally Posted by SeattleJon [View Original Post]

Do you have a link to the ad?

There's no ad. She's in Bellevue, found on Whatsapp. Has the tag "massage therapy in Bellevue Downtown, Hot! Hot! Hot!" It used to say "Hot girl". I asked her if that was part of the massage and she said yes, but I haven't gotten any other info. Quoted $98 for 1 hr massage. She says that she's been here for 5 years, works out of a business location (as opposed to an apartment), and is the only masseuse there. I have no idea what kind of service is offered other than Swedish and deep tissue. Wondering if any of you know?

She's probably totally legit.

**SeattleJon** · 10-15-18 14:46

Originally Posted by Doitunderwater [View Original Post]

What do you know about Singapore? How will you know if she is for real?

Do you have a link to the ad?

**MassagedGuy** · 10-14-18 15:41

Originally Posted by PeterHouston [View Original Post]

This was not my experience on my last visit there just over a month ago. Maybe it has changed since.

The review came from Google.

**PeterHouston** · 10-14-18 11:45

This was not my experience on my last visit there just over a month ago. Maybe it has changed since.

Originally Posted by MassagedGuy [View Original Post]

Interesting a review from lazy cat says the women who work there wear hardly any clothing. This true?

And they offer free showers?

**MassagedGuy** · 10-13-18 22:16

Interesting a review from lazy cat says the women who work there wear hardly any clothing. This true?

And they offer free showers?

**Doitunderwater** · 10-12-18 01:35

Originally Posted by JohnG01 [View Original Post]

I suspect this one might be different, she claims to work out of a business location (not an AAMP) and work alone. Also, her pics don't come up on an image search. So, maybe 75% chance you're right, 20% chance she's just a normal legit masseuse and 5% chance diamond in the rough.

I might just have to make a trek to Bellevue.

What do you know about Singapore? How will you know if she is for real?

**JohnG01** · 10-11-18 10:00

Originally Posted by TheTanuki [View Original Post]

These girls get advertised as Singaporean or Malaysian but they're just regular Chinese. Plus whatever photo you saw in the ad, it's not the girl you'll see there. Try it out if you like but keep the expectations very low.

I suspect this one might be different, she claims to work out of a business location (not an AAMP) and work alone. Also, her pics don't come up on an image search. So, maybe 75% chance you're right, 20% chance she's just a normal legit masseuse and 5% chance diamond in the rough.

I might just have to make a trek to Bellevue.

**The Tanuki** · 10-10-18 23:18

Originally Posted by JohnG01 [View Original Post]

I'm wondering if anyone has any experience with a Singaporean masseuse in Bellevue? If anyone has any info send me a pm, I'd love to have a few details before I spend the money on a visit.

Sorry to be cryptic, but if her massage isn't the type that interests this crowd then I don't want to give out any more details.

Of course, if I end up TOFTT, I'll write a report if she's ok with it.

These girls get advertised as Singaporean or Malaysian but they're just regular Chinese. Plus whatever photo you saw in the ad, it's not the girl you'll see there. Try it out if you like but keep the expectations very low.

**JohnG01** · 10-10-18 21:46

I'm wondering if anyone has any experience with a Singaporean masseuse in Bellevue? If anyone has any info send me a pm, I'd love to have a few details before I spend the money on a visit.

Sorry to be cryptic, but if her massage isn't the type that interests this crowd then I don't want to give out any more details.

Of course, if I end up TOFTT, I'll write a report if she's ok with it.