Massage Parlor Reports

[SexBear]

Seriously, who did you see and how much was your donation?

She said her name was Cici (sp? The massage was good. Total including tip was $. 6.

[DoctorDoctor]

Who gives the best massage in NOVA? My long time CMT moved last year. The journey since, has been interesting, AMPs, indies. Rule changes, then two excellent Thai providers went dark, not sure if on vacation, moved on or out of the business. Anyway, am curious who you rate good, great or excellent (massage-wise).

AMPs:

Barnie. Good back walker.

Kara. Two women. Grade would be good to good+.

Indies in Vienna. Very good routine, massage - great.

Therapeutic. Jin was always outstanding. I haven't seen her in while.

I remembered some providers from TMR days. Reached out to see if they're still in the area.

[SpaceNut]

I posted recently on this board for the first time. My post was not because I am new to the scene I have plenty of reviews and I put in my local area. I did get just a bit of pushback (use a zip code and cross reference kind of stuf) honestly it is less pushback and more advice. And due to the fact that I did not have enough information when I posted originally. I did get tons of good advice much more than I expected a first time poster in this area. It took me three or four visits to get board cred in my area. But it was well worth it. My advice is read the boards and visit a place that seems good to you, expect your visit to be pretty basic then go back to the same place and try again. Once you figure things out you will understand the board better.

To the rest of you I think you are great and I appreciate all the help. If you are ever In Southwest va let me know.

Let's review the bidding. In addition to this whine, you have posted 4 requests for information. You contribute nothing! So if you want to feel welcome, you must first establish what my esteemed colleagues refer to as "Board Cred". To attain this you need to do the following: RTFF. Do some research on your own. Spend lots of money. Have some failures. Have some success. Report all here! Then, and ONLY then will you have gained some Cred, and will reap the benefits of this board and it's members. Good luck, but if you choose to not follow my advice, so long and don't bother posting more requests. AM.

[Any Mouse]

Can I not get into this scene online? Do not feel welcome here at all.

Let's review the bidding. In addition to this whine, you have posted 4 requests for information. You contribute nothing! So if you want to feel welcome, you must first establish what my esteemed colleagues refer to as "Board Cred". To attain this you need to do the following: RTFF. Do some research on your own. Spend lots of money. Have some failures. Have some success. Report all here! Then, and ONLY then will you have gained some Cred, and will reap the benefits of this board and it's members. Good luck, but if you choose to not follow my advice, so long and don't bother posting more requests. AM.

[Ricoli]

You can drive to pg. Its 30 minutes on a good day. You don't need to get to know them at all. Probably that's out of your jurisdiction though isn't it?

Can I not get into this scene online? Do not feel welcome here at all.

[Kijimuna]

Went over to the address tonight. The building is locked after hours and I didn't want to call security. So I called the Rubmaps number and either her phone or my phone had a terrible connection. I could barely get the word "massage" out before I was cut off. I try to call again. This time she asks "where are you". I'm behind the building, and give the address. Cut off again. I receive a text asking "which hotel". I don't want a hotel, I want incall. Aand nothing.

Anyone else with any luck here? BTW, I guess the higher prices are for outcall?

I think the number is linked to some of the Chinese crapshoots.

[Member #6465]

Perfectly fine with getting to know a provider a couple times if that's what it takes. Would LF be a good place to start around here?

You can drive to pg. Its 30 minutes on a good day. You don't need to get to know them at all. Probably that's out of your jurisdiction though isn't it?

[Andy Nova]

Took a drive past this place for scouting purposes. Typical office building set up (though I didn't go in).

I kind of like the idea of the tip being included (if that's the reason for the high price), as it takes away any of the pressure and expectations.

Considering a TOFTT here, anyone else with any experience?

Went over to the address tonight. The building is locked after hours and I didn't want to call security. So I called the Rubmaps number and either her phone or my phone had a terrible connection. I could barely get the word "massage" out before I was cut off. I try to call again. This time she asks "where are you". I'm behind the building, and give the address. Cut off again. I receive a text asking "which hotel". I don't want a hotel, I want incall. Aand nothing.

Anyone else with any luck here? BTW, I guess the higher prices are for outcall?

[Pbarber307]

Perfectly fine with getting to know a provider a couple times if that's what it takes. Would LF be a good place to start around here?

Oh, my freaking God, you're killin' me Smalls!

[Ricoli]

Yeah I saw that and definitely raised an eyebrow.

If you're new to the AMP scene you probably won't hve any luck getting FS in NOVA. Hence the term NOVA standard. It's rare in these parts and usually requires you to develop a comfortable familiarity with a provider and become more seasoned to the scene. If you want to burst your bubble at an AMP I'd suggest heading over the S.Maryland (PG County)forum and scour the posts until you get more info on the greenbelt AMPs. You'll have a much easier time.

Perfectly fine with getting to know a provider a couple times if that's what it takes. Would LF be a good place to start around here?

[TheOuroboros]

There aren't any around here, and without knowing the terrain, it's a good way to get robbed or busted.

Yeah I saw that and definitely raised an eyebrow.

If you're new to the AMP scene you probably won't hve any luck getting FS in NOVA. Hence the term NOVA standard. It's rare in these parts and usually requires you to develop a comfortable familiarity with a provider and become more seasoned to the scene. If you want to burst your bubble at an AMP I'd suggest heading over the S.Maryland (PG County)forum and scour the posts until you get more info on the greenbelt AMPs. You'll have a much easier time.

[Huntrdog64]

I went to try professional bodywork for the first time. The massage was good, but I came after a butt rub. On the flip, I had nothing left to give, which is embarrassing trying to explain that to someone who doesn't understand or pretends not too.

Seriously, who did you see and how much was your donation?

[Serpico99]

I did not want to be an "Ambassador" , just a "Diplomat" so I made the trek to Manassas and hit up the Chinese spa located up the upper part of the buildings if you are facing Ambassador Sq from Sudley Rd. You have to drive around back to access the spa.

40 for 30 min, 60 for 1 hour. I chose the 30 min option since it was my first time and I wanted to feel the place out. My provider was the only one working and she was taller than average and somewhat big boned, not as slim as Nikki who works at another Chinese spa a few miles down the road near the city limits.

The provider used way too much oil but gave a very good legit massage. Standard noVA, which was pretty good as she knew how to prolong the session and tease a little without doing a quick jackhammer job. Tipped 40 and she seemed cool with it. If you, make sure to tell her to not use a lot of oil.

I would love to find a provider who enjoys edging a guy and controlling his release vice the typical jackhammer, "get it over with" attitude.

[Bunker Buster]

Hi all, new to this type of scene, is there any AMPs that offer FS in the area? Or would I need to look for an escort. Do you all recommend starting with a AMP?

Streetwalkers is the best way to dip your toe in the pool.

There aren't any around here, and without knowing the terrain, it's a good way to get robbed or busted.

[CaponeBone]

Hi all, new to this type of scene, is there any AMPs that offer FS in the area? Or would I need to look for an escort. Do you all recommend starting with a AMP?

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